Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  7/1/2009

Fuck Slaves Greatest Fucks (The Best of Fuck Slaves) [2009]
THEMES: Sexual Slavery, BDSM, Ass Obsession, Rough Sex, Anal, Compilation
Starring: Sasha Grey, Sandra Romain, Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, Lorelei Lee, Sarah Jane Ceylon, Jaelyn Fox, Manuel Ferrara, Brandon Iron, Jake Malone & T.J. Cummings (Bobbi Starr, Annie Cruz & Heather Gables in bonus scenes)
Directed by: Jake Malone

I have seen this entire series from 1-4. Although the third one was the best in the series as a film the viewer can watch thoroughly without skipping scenes, the first two films in this series had so many lovingly disturbing and heartbreaking, hardass sex scenes anyone will ever see in their lifetime that nothing in the third installation could ever touch. I am so damn glad that Jake Malone finally did a best of compilation for this controversial and award winning series. I will not review this movie entirely as I have reviewed the first three installations in this series. Although I should have given Fuck Slaves 2 a 5-star rating instead of a 4-star rating. At that time I reviewed it, I wasn’t used to seeing anything this bizarre and tough.

Fuck Slaves is a series that stars some of the world’s most beautiful women (mostly Caucasian) engaging in some seriously sadomasochistic and rough sex, which includes women being manhandled, brutally fucked and dominated by roughnecks. This series will turn very many people off while others will find it as a Godsend. This series happens to be a pornographic endurance test for the porn starlets and the audience. This compilation consists of five scenes from the first three Fuck Slaves movies. The scenes are unedited, unaltered, unapologetic and uncut. The same goes for the BTS footage for these scenes, which were also in the original DVDs of these movies. And I am thankful that these scenes are uncut and unbothered, unlike some compilations where there’s a lot of trimming and altering to fit into a certain time frame. There are also two bonus scenes from Crimes of the Cunt, a bizarre Jake Malone movie that I personally found distasteful and degrading on many levels. The two bonus scenes star Bobbi Starr with Annie Cruz (who wears a bondage mask the entire time) and Heather Gables (who gets fucked up sexually and physically by Brandon Iron in a scene that has themes of pseudo-aggravated-rape and bondage, similar to rape scenes in movies such as Deliverance, Pulp Fiction and Gaspar Noe’s Irreversible). Here are the scenes from this series that are put into this compilation.

Scene One: Lorelei Lee & Sarah Jane Ceylon (from Fuck Slaves 2)
The best scene that I’ve seen from this series. It made me fall in awe for Lorelei Lee. Jake Malone and Brandon Iron both fuck and play with the girls in their butts, in their vaginas and mouths in various positions. There’s also milk enemas, raunchy and bootylicious face sitting, rough grudge fucking which makes Lorelei Lee very vocal and unable to contain herself and Sarah Jane enduring a noose tightened around her neck while she gets rode and all sorts of shit.

Scene Two: Sasha Grey & Sandra Romain (from Fuck Slaves)
A legendary scene that won an AVN award, Sandra Romain & Manuel Ferrara are a dominant swinging couple who are extremely devoted to each other. Sasha Grey shows up at their place to get the evil slapped and fucked out of her by the two. Sasha obeys all commands from them as she eats both of their asses, Sandra sits on Sasha’s face, wiping her ass on Sasha’s tongue. There’s also some milk enemas and Manuel fucks both ladies in various orifices. The third best scene in this entire series!

Scene Three: Jaelyn Fox (from Fuck Slaves 3)
The sixth best scene in this series. Jaelyn Fox is a small, pale blonde beauty who gets manhandled something awful in this scene with Jake Malone & T.J. Cummings. She gets flogged, spanked red and gets rode silly. Although there’s no anal sex for her, she gets a milk enema up her tiny, tight butt, baby oil poured all over her genitalia and gets her mouth gagged with a toilet brush with a leather band around her face as she gets brutally fucked from behind as she’s cleaning out a toilet bowl with the brush.

Scene Four: Adrianna Nicole (from Fuck Slaves)
A very bizarre scene with Adrianna Nicole shows her getting fucked badly by Manuel Ferrara, which includes her tongue getting pinched with some pins with bells attached, blindfolded, slapped, collared, gagging on her own pantyhose because of her loud vocal skills… While the sex isn’t very rough, it’s psychological. But during the sex, she cries real tears out of pleasure and pain. It wasn’t one of my favorite scenes in this series, but it is a flawless victory that’s better than anything you will see in the fourth installment of this series, which was horrible!

Scene Five: Annette Schwarz (from Fuck Slaves 2)
Never mind the minor flaw you’ll see when the credits appear, saying that this scene came from the first Fuck Slaves, because it didn’t. Yes, Annette Schwarz starred in the first installment, in a equally great and equally hardass scene which starred her getting held down, manhandled and piped down by several other guys. This is the second best scene in this entire series. A scene which lasts over 45 minutes and split into two parts. She goes from being a dominatrix beating up Jake Malone and smothering his face with her butt, verbally stimulating him with dirty talk about how dirty and smelly her butt hole is. That goes from her being fucked violently by Brandon Iron, which includes him slapping the shit out of her face and butt, buttfucking her badly, drooling on herself from the sloppy blowjobs and her being pulled by her hair and tossed around from room to room like a rag doll! In the end, she says Brandon Iron is the best man she’s ever fucked on camera.

This is another fully loaded double-disc set, which includes two bonus scenes from Crimes of the Cunt, a photo gallery, filmographies, unaltered BTS footage, cumshot recap and three trailers for Fuck Slaves 4, Cumfaced Fuck Dolls, and Bitchcraft 5, which looks like it will be a fucking masterpiece, whether or not you enjoy lesbian (girl/girl) action.

I am happy with this compilation and I just exchanged my copy of Fuck Slaves 3 for this compilation, which is done uniquely. Jake Malone picked five flawless victories in this entire series. A four-part series which has nine flawless victories entirely (with no flawless victories being in the fourth installation). While it’s a flawless 2DVD package and although I am not complaining, the scene with Annette Schwarz from the first Fuck Slaves should have been put in here also. Either that or the scene with Bobbi Starr & Lorelei Lee from Fuck Slaves 3. This would have been beautiful in replacement of the 2 bonus scenes from Crimes of the Cunt, which was more like an over-the-top and misogynistic pornographic crime mystery. But anyway. If you have to own one Jake Malone movie and one only, this is the one. This is THE one! Then check out the first two installations of the Bitchcraft series. I am only assuming that Jake Malone wither will not add anymore installations in this series or he’s setting it to the side for his new bizarre Fetish Fuck Dolls series. This happens to be the second porno-flick that I have ever given a 100% to, with B. Pumper’s Mr. Butt Fetish being the first movie I ever gave a flawless-indeed 100% rating to (while John Stagliano’s Buttman Stretch Class series received 99.5% ratings).

OVERALL RATING: 100% - Hot Shit! [OWN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TODAY!]