Buttman's Oddyssey Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  8/27/2009

Buttman’s Oddyssey (2009)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Anal, Foreign, Domination, Sexual Slavery, Humiliation, Facesitting, All Girl
Starring: Flower Tucci, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Aiden Starr, Sintia Stone, Isabel Ice, Pamela Butt, Jazz Duro, Wolf Hudson and Kosta
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano

At first, I wasn’t going to bother seeing this one. After seeing the 90-second trailer, I just knew this one was going to be an unorthodox Buttman movie, that wasn’t going to be jack shit like his usual work. And he is my favorite pornographer, ever. I grew up on his shit and it’s not usual that he makes a horrible flick. One day, I said “Fuck it” and rented it. Lately, he has been making a lot of films of excellence, without any flaws whatsoever. This includes his Buttman’s Stretch Class series and Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass, which I bought immediately after seeing it. I knew it was gonna take me some time to watch this flick, because it’s almost 6 hours and I wanted to watch it in it’s entirety without doing any skipping. Plus, it’s about fucking time Flower Tucci starred in a Buttman movie. I was wondering what was taking so fucking long! And, he’s back in Europe!

Buttman’s Oddyssey - Part 1
In the first part, there are two scenes that both take place in Europe. Both scenes are shot in standard edition, instead of HD. In the first scene, he spots Sintia Stone on a rainy day in Amsterdam. She’s in a porn store, taping her secretly as she sports some green-army-like pants, checking out her butt. This is my first time seeing Sintia Stone and she’s a bad MF, with a Barbie-doll face and a strong European accent. They talk and John checks out some crazy skin flick, showing some women in bondage, handcuffed behind their backs with crazy stuff in their butts. Jazz attempts to fuck her in the video room, but only receives a blowjob and gets to eat her ass. They leave the store, going to an apartment to check her booty out. And Buttman spends a lot of time using the camera to capture immaculate shots of her body, as if he’s taking photographs and shit. Sintia does a lot, from trying on new gear to sitting on Jazz’s face for a very long time and even slapping him. She gives him a lap dance, followed by more face sitting and nasty blowjobs, including him slapping her and her voluntarily choking on his dick until she turns red! And this is a rough chick. She has the nerve to dig her fingernails in his balls, squeezing them and brutalizing them! The sex doesn’t start until 52 minutes into the scene. She rides his dick in various positions, with her shoes on until her rectum gets stretched with a butt plug and then Jazz’s dick. This is when the sex gets more athletic. The sex in this scene is pretty nasty and semi-dominant without being violent, like the other scenes that have yet to come. As they fuck on a couch, it does move a bit and gets noisy at times! Sintia Stone does take some explicit butt-hammering from Jazz Duro and he occasionally chokes her and slaps her. In the entire scene, it seems like she keeps her ass in the air (regardless of position), for the purpose of making this the most butt-oriented sex scene she’s probably ever starred in, for real ass freaks who can never get enough! This is probably the longest sex scene, ever. It was more entertaining than the 90-minute Buttman’s Ass Adoro. The ending turns out to resemble a fucking Gag Factor flick or something Max Hardcore would do. Wanna see how? See the movie. You may be appalled by the last few minutes and how Jazz busts his nut. This scene by itself winds up being 110 minutes!

Isabel Ice (Justin Slayer’s Big Booty White Girls and Belladonna’s Fucking Girls 4) and Pamela Butt (a hot Brazilian woman with an incredible butt and big titties) are both in Berlin, Germany. Pamela wears some spandex pants, with no drawers on. Ass is so lovely and she knows how to move! John waltz the streets of Berlin and finds Isabel Ice, looking her best, ever. They converse for a long time until they go to a hotel. She wears some vinyl skirt, hugging like a MF. John plays with her face, slaps her up a bit and chokes her up a bit. All this under a dim light. The way Isabel looks, she’s reminding me of Belladonna when she cut her hair super-short back in 2007. Isabel shows her booty. The ass-obsession is nothing in the world like we’ve seen before. Can you believe, she can walk around as she’s keeping her ass spread wide open with her hands, as Buttman tells her all he wants to see is her asshole?! Then, the action is shown backwards, for the altered states crowd. It’s as if we’re watching Buttman Confidential all over again (a flick that no longer exists for various reasons). The “wizard” is back, from Buttman’s Stretch Class 2. Isabel rides the head of the wizard with her big, juicy booty. Add some girl-on-girl action to the mix when Pamela eats Isabel out from the back. Buttman and Jazz really dominates her, verbally and by slapping her body. After Jazz fucks them both in the mouth (both swap spit and blow bubbles), both kiss each other. Isabel gets the rough treatment that Pamela doesn’t get. Pamela is the first to get fucked, doggystyle and in the butt (includes her making her asshole wink so nastily; Jazz would say it’s talking to him). Jazz even puts a butt plug in while his dick is in her ass at the same time! We even get to hear her ass make noises. The sex is so nasty, but very slow. No rough stuff for Pamela (yet). Jazz then slides in Isabel’s butt, doggystyle! The ladies are bent over right next to each other and as one gets fucked, they both kiss. The sex gets more energetic and there’s so much A2M to go around, it’s not fucking funny! Even though Pamela gets slapped up a bit, Isabel endures what Pamela doesn’t at first. Some large toys come in to work the living hell out of Pamela’s butt. The wizard somehow is “peeping in” on the action while Isabel gets it up her ass by Jazz. Then, all you hear is dark, hellish music playing in the background and the lights are so dim. Buttman’s Nightmare, perhaps?! Then, when Pamela rides, Jazz holds her mouth shut for awhile as she moans loudly in ecstasy, with her hair covering her entire face. This scene is legendary and ought to be nominated for an AVN award next year. What would have blew us all the fuck away would have been if there was any Jake Malone type of brutal fucking in this scene right here. Although none of that happened here, this right here is a motherfucker!

Buttman’s Oddyssey - Part 2
Oh My Goodness! Oh My Goodness! I’ve never thought I’d ever see any shit like this in a Buttman movie. The only Buttman movie that contains scenes of female domination and lesbian sex mixed with ass obsession. What are we gonna do if John Stagliano goes on like this? It makes me wonder how other things would look from his point of view that he hasn’t shot yet. Like, for instance, would we ever seen an interracial cuckold flick directed by John “Buttman” Stagliano?! How would it ever look?! We’ll never know until he does it, right? The two scenes in part two are shot in HD and were shot for internet websites only, until he decided to put them in this flick.

The first scene in part two stars my future baby mama [LOL], Flower Tucci and Dana DeArmond (who isn’t as thick as she was in Jake Malone’s Own My Ass). They really put the hurting on this punk-ass boy, Wolf Hudson. He’s tied to a chair in a urinal. Flower and Dana appears and they really torture him, squeeze his nuts, spits on his, slaps him, puts restraints around his mouth and they both use milk enemas, severely squirting milk in his mouth, not considering him being used and tied up most of the time. I’m like, at least give the boy a chance to fuck you two silly. Flower only rides him a little bit in missionary with her clit. No butt fucking at all! WTF??!! I wish I hadn’t seen as many pornos as I did in my younger years. Otherwise, I’d probably masturbate like hell to this scene. Maybe it’s a good thing, though. This scene is more provocative, nasty, messy and bootylicious than a similar scene from Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic, which starred Flower Tucci, Tianna Lynn and some guy they torture and squirt all over! This scene kind of resembles a bad high school porno, where 2 female teachers give some boy an after-school special for being an asshole. An entire chapter could be written about this one scene. They verbally abuse him, sit on his face, beat his ass read, squirt booty milk all over him, Flower squirts milk out as she’s shaking her big-ass booty butt and it ends with him being jerked off, the ladies smear his own semen on his chin and facial hairs. A 67-minute sequence. This is probably the nastiest and freakiest scene I’ve ever seen Flower Tucci in. It’s about time!

The final scene is a mixed bag. It’s Buttman’s first girl/girl scene and it’s a hot one. Again, most g/g action doesn’t do shit for me and this is why Fetish Fanatic 4 was a godsend to me (I should have given a more thorough review for that one). Don’t expect any rough g/g fucking like in Jake Malone’s Bitchcraft series. Instead, this is a g/g scene with some domination, fucking, nasty butt obsession and even a guy appearing. Adrianna Nicole is a domme bitch wearing a leather jacket, looking as if she belongs in a fucking Tom of Finland comic book! If Tom of Finland was ever into women and were a pornographer, this is how it would look if he was a porn director, shooting three women fucking each other, trying to act like brutish gay dudes fucking each other and shit! The picture quality is abnormal, as it starts with some horrible, watery standard picture quality. Then, when the HD occurs, the color temperature changes frequently. Dana gets dogged the fuck out by Adrianna Nicole and Aiden Starr (Manuel Ferrara’s Raw, Bitchcraft 2). As Aiden rides Dana, Adrianna restraints her by sitting on her head with her naked booty. They all wind up fucking each other with strap-ons, but Dana gets rode the most. Some dude, Kosta, appears briefly. He has a small, thin dick. He uses it to butt fuck Dana with it and he comes prematurely. It’s a hot g/g scene from Buttman. However, I would say it’s a flawless victory. It’s sure to keep one’s attention, however.

Long Noel’s Final Word on Buttman’s Oddyssey:
Buttman’s Oddyssey was a lot better than I expected it to be. Do not judge this flick by what you saw in the lame 90-second trailer. If you do that, you’ll be disappointed and miss out on a wonderful flick from The Man himself. Although Buttman believes this is the roughest sex he’s ever put in a Buttman movie, I have to disagree. While some of it was a bit violent, Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass was way more violent than this one. This may be the roughest sex he’s shot in a Buttman movie with European/Caucasian women, but that’s about it. Add the fact that there’s one Brazilian woman in this bitch… It’s too incredible for it’s own good. It seems like John is highly influenced by the likes of Jake Malone, Jay Sin and even Tanya Hyde (who I believe directed Pervertz) and this flick shows just that, resembling the style of these directors, but not overtly. John stays true to himself and his own style in the process. I don’t know if he’ll be doing anymore movies or not. But let’s say this was his farewell movie. This would have been the perfect way to go out! My gripe is this: Why wasn’t all of it shot in HD?! Mr. Stagliano has done it again and we can expect lots of praise for this one over the years to come. But let me say this… Please, do not make a sequel to Buttman’s Oddyssey, for it’s own good. This is too wonderful of a flick to be tarnished with a sequel. I doubt if it would be superior. This is equally spontaneous as Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass, Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks and his Buttman’s Stretch Class series. Could there be a chance for Buttman’s Nightmare in the future?! I just wonder what kind of bag John will come out of them. I’d love to see a flick directed by him with some themes of interracial cuckoldry, some heavy ass obsession and hot sex with white women and black men. If he does that, it’s all over. And I doubt if anything would ever top that shit. That is something that I want to see now more than anything! Although I applaud him for keeping up with the times, let’s hope he doesn’t become influenced by the likes of B. Pumper and start making rap videos in his flicks!

Replay/Stroke Value: 94% - High!
OVERALL RATING: 99% - Own it immediately!