Long Noel's Movie Reviews (205 - page 3)
Release date: 9/20/2010
Reviewed on: 11/9/2010
Studio: Freaky Empire
Starring: Brian Pumper, Mya Nichole, Kelly Divine, Claudia Valentine, Ashli Orion, Katie Angel, Violet Monroe
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: ***a bonus LONG NOEL review*** Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat (2010) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Masturbation Starring: Kelly Divine, Ashli Orion, Katie Angel, Lea Lexis, Claudia Valentine, Sarah Sherron, Mya Nichole, Violet Monroe & B. Pumper Produced & Directed by: B. Pumper B. Pumper proves, again, why he is my favorite porn director as of now. Like John Buttman Stagliano, Santino Lee, Mike Adriano and even the likes of Belladonna, the man shoots the female beauty and the female buttocks with class and relentless gusto! The man is a Godsend, especially in a time where porn has gotten nastier and nastier. I remember in the old days, the early 90s, where the nastiest thing youd see in porn in a man cumming on a womans pussy lips, only for her to wipe it in and tasting it. Nowadays, its all about butts, asses, rough anal sex, anal gapes, creampies and explicit ass worship. This is the kind of sex that I love, not only in porn, but in my personal life! I wanted to see this video as it would have been the second flick Id seen from Pumpers company, Freaky Empire.
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Release date: 2/15/2010
Reviewed on: 11/7/2010
Studio: Freaky Empire
Starring: Brian Pumper, Lisa Sparkle, Bianca Love, Tricia Oaks, Tatiana Kush, Aliz, Aleska
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: ***a bonus LONG NOEL review*** Gapeman 4 (2010) THEMES: Anal, Ass Obsession, Interracial Starring: Tricia Oaks, Lisa Sparkle, Aleska, Aliz, Tatianna Kush, Bianca Lovely & B. Pumper Produced & Directed by: B. Pumper Special Features: BTS Footage, Trailers, Bonus Scene, Photo Gallery First of all, I just want to say that I just wanted to review a few B. Pumper videos from his new company, Freaky Empire (founded in 2009, after his termination from Evil Angel for forging STD test results somehow). Owning his own company is something I believe he wanted to begin with. I recall years ago how people complained that Jules Jordans DVDs were expensive. Pumpers new videos are very expensive Even at a website like AdultDVDMarketplace, some sellers carry his videos for anywhere between $30 to $45. Though I would never spend more than $25 on a DVD, B. Pumpers videos are worth it as hes the greatest director in the industry right now, next to Mike Adriano. Pumpers videos are extremely graphic and nastily filled with nasty ass obsession (minus milk enemas).
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Release date: 9/1/2010
Reviewed on: 9/20/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Steve, Rocco Siffredi, Ian Scott, Kid Jamaica, Blondy, Tiffany Tyler, Lorelei Lee, Attila Schuster, Dana DeArmond, Mr. Clark, Szabi, Kelly Divine, Charlotte Vale, Kagney Linn Karter, Christian Clay, Macesz, Jakuza, Simon Steel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco's Power Slave (2010) THEMES: Feature Film, Anal, BDSM, Domination, Rough Sex, Interracial, Big Butts, Ass Obsession Starring: Dana DeArmond, Charlotte Vale, Lorelei Lee, Kagney Lynn Karter, Kelly Divine, Blondy, Tiffany Tyler, Tori Black, Missy Stone, CJ, Alysa Gap, Rocco Siffredi, Kid Jamaica, Ian Scott, Atilla The Hun, Cristian Clay etc... Produced & Directed by: Rocco Siffredi Well, well, well. My final final review. I've been wanting to see this for quite some time. Rocco's Power Slave isn't a bad movie at all, but it's far from being one of the top five greatest Rocco Siffredi masterpieces. Similar to Rocco: Top of the World, Rocco: Animal Trainer 30 and even Who Fucked Rocco?, this video is very rough and sexually violent without being degrading. This video reminded me of Jake Malone's first installation of his Fuck Slaves series. There is a little story to it and Rocco brings us his envision of sexual slavery and women being sex slaves, but not showing it in a negative or degrading way.
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Release date: 2/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Kristina, Carmen, Sara, Saskia, Belladonna, Daniella, Sandra Russo, Kelly Stafford, Nicky Reed, Sandra Taylor, Adria, Julia Crow, Tiffany Hopkins, Adrianna Laurenti, Gessica Massaro, Sisi Paradis, Sandy Style, Krystal de Boor
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Roccos Super Moto Hard (2002 THEMES: Foreign (European), Anal, Ass Obsession, Group Sex, Orgy, Rough Sex, Domination, Feature Film Starring: Belladonna, Kelly Stafford (cameo), Sarah ONeil, Sandy Saint, Sandra Russo, Tiffany Hopkins, Adrianna Laurenti, Gesica Massaro, Krystal De Boor, Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Manuel Ferrara, Tristano, Ciro, etc Written, Produced & Directed by: Rocco Siffredi After seeing Furious Fuckers: Final Race and owning a copy of it, plus seeing how popular this title was (having almost as much popularity as Jules Jordans Ass Worship series), I just wanted to see this one. Besides, I had no idea Belladonna starred in a Rocco Siffredi flick before becoming a director at The Evil Empire. Its almost like part of the Evil Angel family got together and did a movie together Similar to the Furious Fuckers series, this video contains lots of motorcycle racing and beautiful white women with fleshy and juicy butts and beautiful faces. The sex is very nasty, explicit and hardcore, but this video could never touch the likes of Furious Fuckers: Final Race.
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Release date: 1/11/2010
Reviewed on: 8/28/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, John Strong, Christian XXX, Jada Fire, Justin Long, Sledge Hammer, Jake Malone, Angela Stone, Tone Capone, Annie Cruz, Lefty Larue, Savannah Stern, Lee Bang, Benjamin Brat, Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Wade Hardman, D. Snoop, Hannah West
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Filthy Beauty II: Annette Schwarz Best Fucks (2010) THEMES: Compilation, Anal, Ass Obsession, BDSM, Rough Sex, Humiliation, Domination, Interracial, Oral, Lesbian, POV, Facesitting, Fetish Starring: Annette Schwarz, Amber Rayne, Lorelei Lee, Angela Stone, Annie Cruz, Adrianna Nicole, Hannah West, Savannah Stern, Brandon Iron, Jake Malone, Lefty LaRue, Sledge Hammer, etc Directed by: Jake Malone Im not going to give this one a thorough review for various reasons. For one, most of these scenes I have seen already in other Jake Malone flicks. This compilation contains 11 scenes presented in their original, uncut and unaltered fashion, which brings a running time of six hours, not to mention all of the unaltered BTS footage included in this double-DVD set. I usually despise compilations and not just for porn, but for anything. Most of them are not made right and edited terribly (like Roccos Sexual Superstars), if not missing too many awesome sequences.
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Release date: 5/19/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jessica, David Perry, Nancy, Sandra, Karma, Jana, Ellen, Ian Scott, Christoph Clark
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Euro Angels Hardball 7: Anal Ringmaster (2000) THEMES: Foreign (European), Anal, Ass Obsession, BDSM, Fetish, Domination Starring: Karma, Ellen, Sandra Kay, Jana, Jessica, Nancy, Christoph Clark, David Perry & Ian Scott Produced & Directed by: Christoph Clark Something tells me this is going to be a fuck of a ride and one of Christoph Clarks best works! Its Christophs birthday and hes in a restaurant, eating salad with breadsticks. Also hes shaved. No hair on his face, which makes him look more twisted, if not already the twisted asshole-loving nasty motherfucker that he is! He goes in a house where theres several fit, athletic, fineass European pointing and he picks Sandra Kay to join him in a bedroom, where shes collared and leashed. He slaps her up a little before getting in that ass of hers with his fingers, face and tongue. He pulls out some rubber gloves and goes to work in her with those. I dont think Ive said this already, but in many of the scenes that Christoph shoots, theres lots of heavy breathing from the male and female talent.
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Release date: 3/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Angela, Mike Foster, Meridian, Frank Gun, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Daniella Rush, Richard Langin, Venus, Michaela, Linda, Clara, Ian Scott, Sheila Rossi, Gloria, Mike Love Child, Nicole Taylor, Christoph Clark
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Euro Angels Hardball 6: Anal Maniac (1999) THEMES: Foreign (European), Anal, Ass Obsession, BDSM, Domination, Fetish Starring: Daniella Rush, Meridan, Venus, Nicole Taylor, Linda, Gloria, Sheila Rossi, Carla, Michaela, Angela, Christoph Clark, Michael Chapman, David Perry, Alberto Rey, Mike Foster, Leslie Taylor, etc Written and Directed by: Christoph Clark In my years of porn viewing, I have not seen many Christoph Clark videos. I believe this is my third or fourth Christoph video Ive seen and Ill admit while the man has his own style which I appreciate, his older videos (1998 to 2001) happen to be his absolute greatest. I am not interested in most of his works, the recent ones. In fact, I like his older works better than most of the shit thats out now and the earlier installations of his Euro Angels Hardball series is more entertaining than most of the videos Jay Sin releases. Christophs videos have a very rough and super-nasty edge in them, similar to the works of Mike Adriano and Jake Malone.
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Release date: 9/16/2005
Reviewed on: 8/22/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Ron Jeremy, Venus, Michael Carpenter, Holly One, Max Cortes, Alicia Rhodes, Andrea Moranty, Katsuni, Angelica Wild, Michael Chapman, Liza Angel, Kelly Love, Natasha Kiss, Dunia Montenegro, Roberto Molone, TPX, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Ive heard from one reviewer that Who Fucked Rocco? is a feature film that tries too hard to be everything and contain everything. But let me say that Rocco Siffredi is probably the only porn director who could have ever pulled this off. Evil Angel has very few directors whos sexuality and style of directing can become versatile and deviant at the same time. Most porn directors could never do what Rocco Siffredi does. Basically because not only as a director, but his sexual appetite is versatile. I dont believe any director aside from John Leslie could ever pull this off. Rocco doesnt make movies for one genre only, repeating the same mannerisms and action over and over, like John Buttman Stagliano, Mike Adriano, Pumper or Slayer. Rocco made many videos containing everything from soft core-friendly-romantic sex to sexual violence. Who Fucked Rocco? is one of Rocco Siffredis five best directorials to date.
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Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 8/10/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mike Adriano, Samantha Sin, McKenzee Miles, Faye Runaway, Tatiana Kush, Beverly Hills, Ashli Orion, Kirra Lynne, Eden Adams, Summer Bailey, Kiera King, Jenna Moretti, Jennifer White, Amy Brooke, Missy Woods
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: The greatest adult video I have ever seen in my entire and extensive porn viewing, American Anal Sluts happens to be the end all be all in the history, the present and the future of the industry.
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Release date: 5/25/2010
Reviewed on: 7/17/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Anita Blue, Alexis Texas, Allie Haze, Katie Summers, Bella DellaMorte
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: I'm going to be very brief with this one. "Buttman's Stretch Class 4" turns out to be the best in the entire series, although I haven't seen the third installation and honestly don't care to (although Kelly Divine is one of the baddest porn starlets today). This one stars Alexis Texas ("Mr. Butt Fetish"), Anita Blue ("Big Phat Round White Booty"), Bella DelMorte, Katie Summers & Allie Haze. At first, I had absolutely no intention of seeing this one, but before I took a small vacation, I've decided to rent this one and watch it in my spare time and I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it much more than I did the first "Buttman's Stretch Class" (which had it's flaws: Claire Adams only gets 30 minutes of time, while she was beautiful in the BTS footage, getting her ass spanked relentlessly & talking about putting Ben-Gay in her ass. There's almost no ass obsession for Jandi Lin, and I didn't see the point of her being in it for too long).
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Release date: 5/14/2010
Reviewed on: 5/22/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: David Perry, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Ramon Nomar, Charley Chase, Monica Santhiago, Kelly Divine, Nikki Sexx, Isis Taylor, Christian Clay, Karlo Karrera
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: ***A Special Bonus Long Noel Review*** PHAT BOTTOM GIRLS 3 (Spring, 2010) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Anal, Rough Sex, Interracial, Facesitting Starring: Monica Santhiago, Kelly Divine, Charley Chase, Isis Taylor, Nikki Sexx, Manuel Ferrara, David Perry, Roman Nomar, Steve Holmes, Christian Clay & Carlo Carrera Director & Producer: Manuel Ferrara In-House Suggestions (Similarities): Buttmans Big Butt Backdoor Babes 2 Buttmans Anal Divas Ass Everywhere 2 Big Booty Revenge Ass Worship 2 Ass Worship 4 Ass Worship 5 Whack Attack Phat Bottom Girls Just when I said I was through with porn, I saw the trailer for this movie. I saw Latin Butthole Stretchers, which I had to purchase instantly after watching and reviewing. I bought them both on the same exact day! I bought this movie without watching it first and I bought it the first day of its release.
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Release date: 9/11/2009
Reviewed on: 5/14/2010
Studio: Freaky Empire
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Francesca Le, Wesley Pipes, Brian Pumper, Christina Agave, Rico Strong, Luscious Lopez, Nataly Rosa, Laurie Vargas
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: ***A Special Long Noel Review*** LATIN BUTTHOLE STRETCHERS (Summer, 2009) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Latin, Gonzo, Interracial, Ethnic Starring: Laurie Vargas, Francesca Le, Nataly Rosa, Luscious Lopez, Christina Agave,B. Pumper, Wesley Pipes, Rico Strong & Mr. Marcus Produced & Directed by: B. Pumper In-House Suggestions: Buttmans Rolling Cheeks Mami Culo Grande 2 Mami Culo Grande 5 Latina House of Ass Big Booty Revenge Big Booty Revenge 3 Ive been such a fool to sleep on this one. When it came out, I was interested in seeing it, but somehow, I lost it. Latin Butthole Stretchers was B. Pumpers last movie for Evil Angel, unfortunately, before he was kicked out for acting severely irresponsible. Ive heard from a few sources that he was caught faking STD tests, not once, not twice, but three times. As a result, he lost the best distribution deal in the business and lost the deal for his videos to be distributed by the best porn company, ever.
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Release date: 11/25/2009
Reviewed on: 5/14/2010
Studio: Oriental Dream
Starring: Ako Yamane, Ayano Yukiyama, Kaoru Momoyama, Mika Satou, Sanae Chiba
Review brief: Who said Asian women don't have big butts? It's about time we've seen a series dedicated to big booty Asian women being celebrated and placed into a genre of ass obsession and big butts. Similar to "Asian Booty Worship", the ass obsession in this series is very insane and deliciously nasty. John "Buttman" Stagliano, B. Pumper, Santino Lee and other directors who appreciate the female derriere ought to see this video, particularly this volume!
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 4/18/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Belladonna, Sarah Blake, Rebeca Linares, Katy Karson, Dade Murphy
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: ***A Special Long Noel Review*** Dont call it a comeback! L.L. Cool J Belladonna: Live (2010) THEMES: Live, Compilation, Internet-To-DVD, Previously Unreleased, Solo, Masturbation, Ass Obsession, Anal, Lesbian, Roleplay, Gonzo Starring: Belladonna, Sarah Blake, Rebecca Linares, Katy Carson & Dade Murphy (cameo) Produced & Directed by: Belladonna No, Im not back doing reviews. Ive said before unless something spontaneous came out, Id review it. Frankly, I am so done with pornography, I cannot stand the thought of going into video stores, let alone writing another review. But Belladonna announced her indefinite retirement in late 2009, but she still knows how to grab attention like no other. The Awakening of Sasha Grey is finally being released and Ive longed for the day when Belladonna would release a DVD full of her solo acts (which still has yet to arrive). But this is a collection of some of her favorite live shows shot for her website, which is finally released on DVD, thank goodness.
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Release date: 11/24/2008
Reviewed on: 3/9/2010
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Julia Ann, Syren, Summer Storm, Justin Slayer, Nat Turnher, Druuna, Miss Lady, Greedy, Tatum Reed
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: I am a huge fan of Justin Slayer and I am glad the brother is doing his own thing, maintaining his own company with a multitude of various directors working at his company (same thing Jules Jordan has done after his leaving The Evil Empire). I have high regards for this movie, which is his second directorial at his new company.
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Release date: 4/20/2009
Reviewed on: 3/8/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sinn Sage, Anastasia Pierce, Harmony Rose, Sammie Rhodes, Sophie Dee, Ariel X, Satine Phoenix, Sara Faye, Kristina Rose, Cecilia Vega, Cecelia Vega, Soma Snakeoil, Samantha Bourdain
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: **A Special Bonus Review from Long Noel** Bitchcraft 6: Girls That Play Rough! (2009, Evil Angel) THEMES: Lesbian, Girl/Girl, BDSM, Ass Obsession, Anal, Sexual Slavery, Humiliation, Abuse, Domination Starring: Kristina Rose, Cecilia Vega, Sinn Sage, Satine Phoenix, Sarah Faye, Soma Snakeoil, Sammie Rhodes, Anastasia Pierce, Ariel X, Sophie Dee, Samantha Bourdain & Harmony Rose Directed by: Jake Malone Ive been avoiding this one for a while and on purpose. When it was first released in the Spring of 2009, I never knew jack shit about Kristina Rose and barely knew about Cecilia Vega. After seeing the trailer again (right before the end of my journey through pornography), Ive decided that I just had to see this one. When Fuck Slaves 3 was released, I felt reluctant to see it, as I was unfamiliar with the female cast. But Fuck Slaves 3 turned out to be Jake Malones greatest achievement. Bitchcraft 2 was my favorite in the series, although Ive only seen the second and fourth installments.
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Release date: 8/14/2006
Reviewed on: 1/13/2010
Studio: Evasive Angles
Starring: Naomi
Review brief: A compilation containing Naomi Russell's finest minutes and hours in her short-lived career.
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Release date: 3/24/1999
Reviewed on: 1/9/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jessica, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, Carolina, Jacqueline, Mortissa, Leslie Taylor, Suzy Q., Laura Megan, Gina Nagy
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: This is the last Buttman movie that showed John Stagliano and his men going to a nightclub, picking up women and fucking them later in the movie, if not at the club.
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Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 1/1/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Vanessa Chase, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, Stephanie, Guy DiSilva, Bruna, Eduardo, Sweety Pie, Sonja, Keiko, Kristi Lynn, Patrick Collins, Alexandrov, Raul, Rego
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Anal, Foreign, BBW, Gonzo, Classic...
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Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 11/20/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sandra Romain, Annette Schwarz
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman (2007) THEMES: Feature, Rough Sex, Interracial, Lesbian, All Sex, BDSM, Humiliation, Group Sex, Sexual Slavery, Ass Obsession, Facesitting The Cast: Annette Schwarz, Sandra Romain, Manuel Ferrara, Deep Threat, Dick Nasty, Michael Stefano, Ice Cold, etc. Directed by: Mason Running Time: 3 hrs. 36 mins. DVD Features: Extra Footage & Photo Gallery Kristina Rose said herself, personally, that everyone should own this movie. Ive been wanting to see it for a short while and this is also the very first Mason flick Ive seen. Masons style is similar to that of Belladonna and Jake Malone. You can say she could be Jake Malones evil twin sister, in a case like this! Ive said before, there arent many movies that feature one female star only thats worthy of viewing or owning, unless were talking about Naomi: Theres Only One or the 20-plus year-old Viva Vanessa, which was Vanessa Del Rios greatest accomplishment. I seriously believe this flick will be in the same league as those two.
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Release date: 1/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/20/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Harmony Rose, Jamie Elle, Deep Threat, Marco Banderas, Maya Hills, Mackenzee Pierce, Mya Nichole, Kristina Rose, Andi Anderson
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Manuel Ferrara's greatest achievement!
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Release date: 9/2/2009
Reviewed on: 11/6/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Rocco Siffredi, Jada Fire, Toni Ribas, Jamie Elle, Lexi Love, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This turned out to be the second or third best Rocco Siffredi flick I’ve seen. And I’ve seen between 10-15 of his movies over the past nine years. Nine years! Rocco Ravishes L.A. turns out to be not only one of his five greatest accomplishments, but the best in the Rocco Ravishes series! And yes, it was much better than Rocco Ravishes Prague, which was a classic, by the way.
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Release date: 10/2/2009
Reviewed on: 11/6/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Rocco Siffredi, Jazz Duro, Omar Galanti, Marco Banderas, Jessica Moore, Dana DeArmond, Mike Angelo, Loona Luxx, Aliz, Messua, Janine Rose
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This is the one of the five Animal Trainer flicks I’ve seen. A series that has been going strong for ten years, as of now! This series is no mixed bag. It’s all in dedication to rough sex and BDSM with beautiful women worldwide.
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Release date: 5/6/2005
Reviewed on: 10/12/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Rocco Siffredi, Anita Blond, Lisa Belle, Tony Montana, Nacho Vidal, Katja Love, Alberto Rey, Daniella Rush, Vivien, Caroline Cage, Jazmine, Angela Ambrus, Martina Mercedes, Paula Wild, Michaela, Catherine Count, Olga Mattei, Kelly Stafford, Alba Del Monte, Beata, Lynn Stone, Mercedes Aiwe Black, Nadezda, Lora Soft
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco's most personal favorite scenes in one compilation!
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Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Venus, Jada Fire, Belladonna, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Taryn Thomas
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: One of Belladonna’s 10 greatest porn directorial masterpieces.
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