Long Noel's Movie Reviews (205 - page 5)
Release date: 2/29/2008
Reviewed on: 3/9/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Natasha, Mr. Marcus, Kelly, Zena, Joyce, Justin Slayer, Aninha, Deep Threat, Nat Turnher, Maya Gates, Rosario Stone, Millian Blu, Misti Luv
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: After watching the trailer for this flick, I wanted to see it bad. Ass Everywhere 2 was a work of art! H.J. highly recommended this one and I am assuming this is one of his most personal favorites.
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Release date: 1/23/2009
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Lexington Steele, Wesley Pipes, Desiree Diamond, Brian Pumper, Sydnee Capri, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, Kelly Starr, Beauty Dior, Vanessa Monet
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: B. Pumper is a nasty motherfucker. While Black Butthole Stretchers wasn't as nasty as something like Gapeman, he proves once again that he is out to take ass obsession to a new level. Desiree Diamond, Syndee Capri, Beauty Dior and Cheyanne Jacobs were all fire. Every woman only takes anal sex. No vaginal sex at all. This is the third film from Brian Pumper that I have seen and I love his style. He is bad!
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Release date: 5/30/2008
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Brian Pumper Productions
Starring: Brian Pumper, Kelly Wells, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: I’ve just started getting into Brian Pumper’s flicks and I must say I am proud of this man. Where Justin Slayer left off, Brian Pumper picked up at The Evil Empire. The Ass Spread was a flick of brilliance and his trailers and raps are very entertaining and hilarious. I have never seen a man so full of himself, but I enjoy it, plus his skill and love for the asses of beautiful women.
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Release date: 1/7/2009
Reviewed on: 3/1/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brian Pumper, Aaliyah, Rico Strong, Rosario Stone, Emma Heart, Kirra Lynne, Corina Jayden, Toni Sweets
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: A masterpiece from B. Pumper!
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Release date: 10/26/2001
Reviewed on: 2/22/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Melissa (ambiguous), Sheila Scott, Sandra Russo, Sharone, Sandra Kay
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: Nacho Vidal's greatest flick!
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Release date: 2/21/2005
Reviewed on: 2/21/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Natalli, Carol, Justin Slayer, Boz, Nikki Sun, Janet Peron, Nat Turnher, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Perhaps, the most brutal interracial flick I've seen. View with caution!
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sinnamon Love, Justin Slayer, Beauty, Kandi Kream, Niya, Michelle Tucker, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: The best in the Phatty Girls series and one of Justin Slayer's five most flawless achievements!
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Release date: 8/25/2006
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mercedes, Diamond, Paris, Pinky, Justin Slayer, Merna, Brittney Lynn
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Bootlegs & B-Sides (2006) THEMES: Lost footage, archives, ass obsession, black, big butts Starring: Pinky, Brittany Z, Merna, Mercedes, Diamond, Paris (Bonus Scene), Justin Slayer Produced & Directed by: Justin Slayer Bootlegs & B-Sides is a compilation of previously unreleased scenes that Justin Slayer has shot, that never made it to other films. Starring some of the most gorgeous black women in the world! The first scene stars Pinky and the scene runs for about 40 minutes. The tease sequence is very long, shes washing herself in the shower, H.J. interviews her, she shakes her ass so violently and delicately. Its comical to see her doing an Egyptian dance butt naked. The tease is so insanely perfect and you can see blaring sunshine peeping through some open blinds, shining on her body. She and Justin fuck energetically in various positions and this woman can ride a dick as if she only has a few hours of life left in her! They fuck and suck by a pole and on a couch. Theres major ass obsession and this woman is very vocal at times, she loves playing with Justins dick.
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Release date: 8/26/2005
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Crystal, Cherokee, Mindy, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Sin Star
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Phatty Girls 2 (2003) THEMES: Black, Interracial, Ass Obsession, Anal STARRING: Ayana Angel, Cherokee DAss, Mindy, Sin Star, Crystal, Justin Slayer & J. Monty Produced & Directed by: Justin Slayer It took me a minute to finally see it and Ive wanted to for a minute. Ayana Angel is one of the most beautiful black women in the world. She blew my mind in Ass Worship 4 and shes a regular in some of Justin Slayers flicks. So, here goes The first scene stars Ayana Angel and during the first five minutes or so, all you hear is music during her tease sequence. She and Justin get it on by an outdoor pool. This entire scene takes place outdoors. Ayana teases with facial expressions, mild ass obsession, Justin comes by and fucks her like crazy in various positions. Justin wets her up with a water-hose, theres some slow-motion camerawork, Ayana comes hard while Justin is riding her from the back. After about 24 minutes, she stuffs a vibrator in her booty and Justin keeps fucking her pussy while the vibe is in her ass.
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Release date: 4/17/2006
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Nicole, Jazz Duro, Cristal De Luna, Milla Moore, Aninha, Estrilla, Dino Miranda, Joto Braw, Williams Carioca
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttmans Brazilian Ass Fetish (2006) THEMES: Foreign, Brazilian, Latin, Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts Starring: Anina, Milla Moore, Cristal de Luna, Estrilla, Nicole, Jazz Duro, Joto Braw, Dino Miranda & Williams Carioca Produced & Directed by: John Buttman Stagliano Ive been avoiding this movie for a while. For one, my old video store never had it. Second, judging by the trailer, when I first saw it back in 2006, I wasnt allured by it. So, I saw the trailer again when I bought the criminally perfect Buttmans Beautiful Brazilian Ass DVD and Ive decided Yeah, let me see it. I expected more out of it. Its a very good fuck-flick, but it has a very few major flaws that cant be overlooked. Buttmans Brazilian Ass Fetish has a lot of potential, but it has some heavy flaws to the point to where you may forget youre watching a Buttman video, but instead youre watching something that could have been directed by Manuel Ferrara. The first scene stars Aninha (who later starred in Justin Slayers Ass Everywhere 3) and Milla Moore.
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Release date: 1/21/2005
Reviewed on: 1/21/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Chastity, Exotica, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Boz, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: I won't get too thorough with this review, because this flick has been reviewed so many times. But I have to admit that this movie is a fucking classic. 5 Scenes with some of the most beautiful black women in the world! This is one of the two black-on-black flicks that I have seen by J. Slay, with "Phatty Girls 4" being a very good flick, starring Janet Jacme & Brittany Z (two of the baddest black women in the world).
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Release date: 1/31/2003
Reviewed on: 1/12/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sandra, Nacho Vidal, Brandy, Ryan Conner, Mia Stone, Juliano, Mark Ashley, Isa
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: So much more lively than Bend Over Babes 5, but this one cannot top Bend Over Babes 4. This DVD is loaded, since it’s the director’s cut and has some tight extra footage. Out of five scenes, though, only two of them are flawless and those two scenes star Ryan Connor and Christina Fonseca with Isa Stone, two Brazilian badasses!
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 12/27/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Valentino, Hatman, Maria Sanchez, Stephanie Silver, Alex Mantegna, Elizabeth Shay, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Overlooked and underrated, this is a very good accomplishment by The Buttman Himself.
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Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/23/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Paul Morgan, Vanity, Jessica Darlin, Shahan, Cherie, Jagger, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Never would I have ever thought that I would have had the pleasure to review or watch this crazy shit... A compilation dedicated to an insanely beautiful transsexual woman named Vanity, who was born a male!
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Release date: 4/20/2007
Reviewed on: 12/17/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: L.T., Gianna Michaels, Jake Malone, Tyler Knight, Annie Cruz, Jean-Claude Batiste, Rebeca Linares, Lee Bang, Isis Love, Lorena Sanchez, Leighlani Red
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I’ve been wanting to review this one for a long time now. The scene with Gianna, Tyler Knight & Jean Claude Batiste blew my mind completely. I always knew Gianna could put fire into any scene she’s in and I knew her preference of black men. But her scene in this movie is one of the two best sex scenes she’s been in! As for the rest of Blacksnake Bitches, it’s a wonderful accomplishment by Jake Malone and one of the best black-on-white interracial fuck flicks ever created!
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Release date: 7/15/2008
Reviewed on: 12/17/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Mika Tan, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Nautica Thorn, Annie Cruz, Lana Croft, Tia Ling, Kitty Langdon
Directed by: L.T.
Review brief: Why in the hell didn’t anyone think of this before? This is the flick that I’ve been waiting for; an ass-obsession, ass worship flick starring nothing but bootylicious Asian females!
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Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 12/17/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Gerry Pike, Angela Summers, Buck Adams, John Stagliano, Guy DiSilva, Jasper, Sheena, Patrick Collins, Crystal Lynn, Cindy Jones
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttmans Inferno (1994) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal Starring: Krysti Lynn, Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Angela Summers, Kiwi Girls, Cindy Jones, Guy DiSilva, Woody Long, Patrick Collins, etc. Produced & Directed by: John Buttman Stagliano & Patrick Collins Im not going to say that this is the worst Buttman movie Ive seen. Ill give that one to either Buttmans Intimate Exposure or Buttmans Bubble Butt Babes. Similar to something like Buttmans Young Lust and Buttman & Roccos Brazilian Butt Fest, Buttmans Inferno only has very, very few strong points. Two of the five sex scenes were spectacular with only one of them being a flawless victory. But as a movie, as a whole, it was not good! The greatest scene in this film is the finale with Jasper (a beauty to die for) and Sydney. They both get manhandled roughly by xxxx xxxx. The scene contains some major ass obsession and even some girl-on-girl ass licking, hugging and emotional exchange. Xxxx starts by fucking the shit out of Jasper in various positions.
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Release date: 4/27/2001
Reviewed on: 12/17/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Christy, Alberto Rey, Emmanuelle, Laura Angel, Carly, Monica Sweetheart, Christoph Clark
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: I only saw this one for Laura Angel because she is one of my top 15 favorite female porn stars of all time. This also stars Christy, from Buttman’s Anal Divas. She looks much different in here and much better! This film had the potential to be brilliant, but some of the tease sequences were very odd.
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Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 11/25/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Valentino, Stacy, Nikki Anderson, Carmen, Mercedes, Andrew Youngman, Daniella Rush, Remigio, Laura Angel, Michaelle, Karly, Bachi, Christoph Clark
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: For those of you who are curious about the works and the sexuality of Christoph Clark and want to see or own his flicks, I intensely recommend Hardball 3 or Hardball 6! The DVD quality is excellent and I forgot to mention before... The music score from Fat Cat & The City is some of the greatest music I have ever heard and it definitely fits the moment.
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Release date: 10/20/2006
Reviewed on: 11/20/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Mia Rose, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Sadie Summers, Alicia Angel, Mike Hash, Benjamin Brat, Sasha Knox, Dana DeArmond, Joe Blow, Ricki White, Face Blaster, Wade Hardman
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Jake Malone’s second film from Evil Angel, Own My Ass is the beginning of a series dedicated to beautiful women having intense, nasty gut-bucket anal sex.
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Release date: 10/24/2008
Reviewed on: 11/19/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: John Strong, James, Mark Wood, Belladonna, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Holly Wellin, James Deen, Dana DeArmond, Rucca Page, Missy Stone
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: ***A SPECIAL BONUS LONG NOEL REVIEW*** Belladonnas Butthole Whores 3 (2008) THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal Starring: Belladonna, Dana DeArmond, Holly Wellin, Missy Stone & Rucca Page Directed by: Belladonna CURRENT THOUGHT: Well, I didnt think Id be interested in this one, but when I saw the trailer for this flick on Belladonnas website, I just had to do it. Im also seeing the trailer for Cock Pigs and only half of that looks great. Belladonna has been stepping her shit up a notch this year, with brilliant titles such as Girl Train, Cock Happy 2 and Butthole Whores 2. I believe she has brought out more brilliant titles in the years of 2007 and 2008 than she has in any other year of her career. Ive said so many times before that Belladonna is the shit and shes my third favorite porn director at Evil Angel. Ive seen part 2 of this series earlier this year and I was surprised, because it was very damn good. This series is dedicated to nothing but beautiful women getting fucked in the ass, ass obsession and straight to the point anal sex with occasional energy and plenty of heat.
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Release date: 9/8/2005
Reviewed on: 11/15/2008
Studio: Bang Bros.
Starring: April, Rayveness, Bronze, Flower Tucci, Sophia Castello, Sara Jay, Lola Rivera, Sonia Carrere, J.T. Money, Giselle Royalle
Review brief: Flower Tucci's immaculate scene is guaranteed to make heavy use of the viewer's remote control features, such as the rewind, slow motion and freeze frame buttons!
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Release date: 7/11/2006
Reviewed on: 11/14/2008
Studio: Bang Bros.
Starring: Summer, Mia Bangg, Olivia Winters, Tia Sweets, Sophia Castello, Pursuajon, Ariel Alexus, Heather Silk, Carmen Kinsley, Jordan Ash, J-Mac, Preston Parker, Destiny Mendoza, La Femme Nakita
Review brief: The second best in the everlasting ASS PARADE series!
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Release date: 6/25/2008
Reviewed on: 11/6/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Brianna Love, Joanna Angel, Jade Starr, Aiden Starr, Lexi Belle, Dana DeArmond, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Who in the hell says white women aren't more freakier in the bedroom than other races of women? "Girl Train" makes you wonder...
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Release date: 9/5/2008
Reviewed on: 11/4/2008
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Justin Slayer, Brooke Bennett, C.J. Wright, Kelly Divine, Emma Heart, Kirra Lynne, Melanie Jayne
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty White Girls 5 (2008) THEMES: Interracial, Ass Obsession, Big Butts Starring: Emma Heart, Kelly Divine (bonus scene), Mylie, Kirra Lynne, Brooke Bennet, Melanie Jayne, Justin Slayer & CJ Wright Produced & Directed by: Justin Slayer First of all, Id like to congratulate J. Slay for doing his thing, forming his own video company like Jules Jordan has done. Its a very smart move and due to that, he has recruited a new line of male talent and directors for his company. Although he has left the greatest porn video company (Evil Angel), I commend him. Ive seen some trailers for some of the videos being distributed by his company and I doubt seriously if Evil Angel would ever distribute a skin flick dedicated to fat women like J. and his entourage are doing (Bumpin Body Phat, Vanilla Thick Shakes, etc.).
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