Buttman's Inferno Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Starring: Gerry Pike, Angela Summers, Buck Adams, John Stagliano, Guy DiSilva, Jasper, Sheena, Patrick Collins, Crystal Lynn, Cindy Jones
Released on: 5/23/2004
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 12/17/2008
Buttman’s Inferno (1994)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal
Starring: Krysti Lynn, Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Angela Summers, Kiwi Girls, Cindy Jones, Guy DiSilva, Woody Long, Patrick Collins, etc.
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano & Patrick Collins
I’m not going to say that this is the worst Buttman movie I’ve seen. I’ll give that one to either Buttman’s Intimate Exposure or Buttman’s Bubble Butt Babes. Similar to something like Buttman’s Young Lust and Buttman & Rocco’s Brazilian Butt Fest, Buttman’s Inferno only has very, very few strong points. Two of the five sex scenes were spectacular with only one of them being a flawless victory. But as a movie, as a whole, it was not good!
The greatest scene in this film is the finale with Jasper (a beauty to die for) and Sydney. They both get manhandled roughly by xxxx xxxx. The scene contains some major ass obsession and even some girl-on-girl ass licking, hugging and emotional exchange. Xxxx starts by fucking the shit out of Jasper in various positions. While he’s riding her pussy from behind, this guy is pumping Jasper really hard & teasing her like crazy. While he’s on top of her from the back, he’s like BANG! Then he stops for about 2-5 seconds before he pumps her really hard again, like BANG! That by itself makes her really orgasmic and vocal. This kind of sex is rare in today’s pornography, especially where it’s all about power-fucking. It’s like shooting someone with a gun, only to shoot them over and over again after pausing for long periods of time and that in itself is wonderful. So, this is a dude who can lay the pipe and take his time with it, just to make the girls happy! Jasper gets no anal, but Sydney does. He rides her butt from the back and busts all over her ass. Feeling like they’ve been manhandled, Jasper & Sydney hug each other at the end of the scene, looking worn out, but still beautiful! Honestly, it was one of the best sex scenes I have ever seen and I wished we could have seen more of Jasper in other earlier Buttman flicks. We get to see more of Jasper & Sydney (in their own individual solo scenes) in the 1996 Buttman’s Butt Freak II compilation. That extra footage in the compilation isn’t featured here, but all of it is legendary!
The scene with Krysti Lynn & Shenna wasn’t bad at all and I enjoyed some of it. But, this is probably the weakest sex scene I’ve ever seen with Krysti Lynn in a Buttman movie. Not to say it’s a bad scene at all. It’s just not perfect. They get together with Guy DiSilva (who looks like Barack Obama) and some other dude. The scene starts out with some mild ass obsession and some masturbation. The guys come in, meet them at a vacant bar where they fuck and they take it to a bedroom. The guys switch up with the ladies and Krysti takes it in her ass. There’s some footage that was cut out in this scene because it was too long and guess what? It ended up in the Buttman’s Butt Freak II compilation that Buttman has put together and released back in 1996 (available on DVD now). And you know what? That lost footage in the Buttman’s Butt Freak II compilation is much better than most of the footage in this scene, with the exception of Guy DiSilva riding Krysti Lynn from the back, while she’s bent over a barstool, with him looking just like our 44th President of the U.S.!
The first three scenes in this film are horrible and I was very bored with it. These three scenes include Cindy Jones, The Kiwi Girls and Angela Summers (who I recommend you see in The Best of Buttman). The film starts out looking as if it were made in the 1980s, with helicopters whirring over a burning house. So Stagliano & Patrick Collins travel through San Diego & New Zealand looking for some beautiful women. And guess what? They find what they’re looking for. You even get to see what’s inside a male strip club, seeing a bunch of ladies going crazy over the Chippendales. The tease department is severely lacking, almost dead and it’s a waste of film and time. So, for the final two scenes with Krysti Lynn & Sheena and Jasper & Sydney, these two scenes would make Buttman’s Inferno out to be a decent rental. Purchasing it? I don’t recommend it at all! Not unless you have a huge lot of pornographic films in your library, you just love the female cast and you’re the type who’ll buy a flick just for one bomb-ass scene, which is beneath me! Regardless of Jasper & Krysti Lynn being two badasses and regardless of glorious the finale was (with Jasper & Sydney), instead, I suggest you (the viewer) purchase the 1996 Buttman’s Butt Freak 2 compilation. That is where you get 15 scenes, with 3 of them including Krysti Lynn, 1 bomb-ass tease/masturbation sequence with Jasper and much more!
If you love Krysti Lynn as much as the next man, instead you ought to purchase quality films, such as Buttman’s Wet Dream, Buttman’s Butt Freak II (also starring Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Anna Malle, Angela Summers, etc.) and even The Voyeur’s Favorite Blowjobs & Anals, Vol. 1. The scene with Jasper & Sydney is so fucking hard & skillful, but other than that… ehhh… I know it’s wrong as hell for me to advocate this and it does a major disservice to the people that worked hard to create this flick… but this is what DVD recorders are made for. Get the two scenes with Jasper & Sydney and Krysti Lynn & Sheena. And let that be it!
RATING: 59% - Watch it twice or burn a copy, then leave it alone!
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal
Starring: Krysti Lynn, Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Angela Summers, Kiwi Girls, Cindy Jones, Guy DiSilva, Woody Long, Patrick Collins, etc.
Produced & Directed by: John “Buttman” Stagliano & Patrick Collins
I’m not going to say that this is the worst Buttman movie I’ve seen. I’ll give that one to either Buttman’s Intimate Exposure or Buttman’s Bubble Butt Babes. Similar to something like Buttman’s Young Lust and Buttman & Rocco’s Brazilian Butt Fest, Buttman’s Inferno only has very, very few strong points. Two of the five sex scenes were spectacular with only one of them being a flawless victory. But as a movie, as a whole, it was not good!
The greatest scene in this film is the finale with Jasper (a beauty to die for) and Sydney. They both get manhandled roughly by xxxx xxxx. The scene contains some major ass obsession and even some girl-on-girl ass licking, hugging and emotional exchange. Xxxx starts by fucking the shit out of Jasper in various positions. While he’s riding her pussy from behind, this guy is pumping Jasper really hard & teasing her like crazy. While he’s on top of her from the back, he’s like BANG! Then he stops for about 2-5 seconds before he pumps her really hard again, like BANG! That by itself makes her really orgasmic and vocal. This kind of sex is rare in today’s pornography, especially where it’s all about power-fucking. It’s like shooting someone with a gun, only to shoot them over and over again after pausing for long periods of time and that in itself is wonderful. So, this is a dude who can lay the pipe and take his time with it, just to make the girls happy! Jasper gets no anal, but Sydney does. He rides her butt from the back and busts all over her ass. Feeling like they’ve been manhandled, Jasper & Sydney hug each other at the end of the scene, looking worn out, but still beautiful! Honestly, it was one of the best sex scenes I have ever seen and I wished we could have seen more of Jasper in other earlier Buttman flicks. We get to see more of Jasper & Sydney (in their own individual solo scenes) in the 1996 Buttman’s Butt Freak II compilation. That extra footage in the compilation isn’t featured here, but all of it is legendary!
The scene with Krysti Lynn & Shenna wasn’t bad at all and I enjoyed some of it. But, this is probably the weakest sex scene I’ve ever seen with Krysti Lynn in a Buttman movie. Not to say it’s a bad scene at all. It’s just not perfect. They get together with Guy DiSilva (who looks like Barack Obama) and some other dude. The scene starts out with some mild ass obsession and some masturbation. The guys come in, meet them at a vacant bar where they fuck and they take it to a bedroom. The guys switch up with the ladies and Krysti takes it in her ass. There’s some footage that was cut out in this scene because it was too long and guess what? It ended up in the Buttman’s Butt Freak II compilation that Buttman has put together and released back in 1996 (available on DVD now). And you know what? That lost footage in the Buttman’s Butt Freak II compilation is much better than most of the footage in this scene, with the exception of Guy DiSilva riding Krysti Lynn from the back, while she’s bent over a barstool, with him looking just like our 44th President of the U.S.!
The first three scenes in this film are horrible and I was very bored with it. These three scenes include Cindy Jones, The Kiwi Girls and Angela Summers (who I recommend you see in The Best of Buttman). The film starts out looking as if it were made in the 1980s, with helicopters whirring over a burning house. So Stagliano & Patrick Collins travel through San Diego & New Zealand looking for some beautiful women. And guess what? They find what they’re looking for. You even get to see what’s inside a male strip club, seeing a bunch of ladies going crazy over the Chippendales. The tease department is severely lacking, almost dead and it’s a waste of film and time. So, for the final two scenes with Krysti Lynn & Sheena and Jasper & Sydney, these two scenes would make Buttman’s Inferno out to be a decent rental. Purchasing it? I don’t recommend it at all! Not unless you have a huge lot of pornographic films in your library, you just love the female cast and you’re the type who’ll buy a flick just for one bomb-ass scene, which is beneath me! Regardless of Jasper & Krysti Lynn being two badasses and regardless of glorious the finale was (with Jasper & Sydney), instead, I suggest you (the viewer) purchase the 1996 Buttman’s Butt Freak 2 compilation. That is where you get 15 scenes, with 3 of them including Krysti Lynn, 1 bomb-ass tease/masturbation sequence with Jasper and much more!
If you love Krysti Lynn as much as the next man, instead you ought to purchase quality films, such as Buttman’s Wet Dream, Buttman’s Butt Freak II (also starring Jasper, Sheena, Sydney, Anna Malle, Angela Summers, etc.) and even The Voyeur’s Favorite Blowjobs & Anals, Vol. 1. The scene with Jasper & Sydney is so fucking hard & skillful, but other than that… ehhh… I know it’s wrong as hell for me to advocate this and it does a major disservice to the people that worked hard to create this flick… but this is what DVD recorders are made for. Get the two scenes with Jasper & Sydney and Krysti Lynn & Sheena. And let that be it!
RATING: 59% - Watch it twice or burn a copy, then leave it alone!
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