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While Buttman's Inferno contains more than a few jaw-dropping
moments, none quite compare with the traumatic opening minutes as
a wild fire sweeps the Malibu hills around our intrepid Buttman's
home! It does say something for John's dedication as a filmmaker
that he hangs around to catch events on tape instead of high tailing
it like any sensible person would have done. Then again, John seems
most concerned about his collection of porno mags going up in smoke,
so that probably tells its own story. A source close to John tells
me that fortunately the house was still standing after the blaze.
Kiwi
Girls
To recover from the ordeal, Patrick Collins and John plan a trip
to New Zealand. When John calls at Patrick's office, he meets sexy
secretary Jasper before finding Mr Collins inspecting the body parts
of curvaceous Sydney (another hard day at the office…). More of
these girls later. Then by the power of the editing suite we find
our heroes loitering with intent down under, in the red light district
of Auckland, New Zealand. They head to a strip club where Angela
Summers is due to perform. However, ignoring the advice of a saucy
young lady on the door, the guys blunder in to find a wild group
of girls baiting a beleaguered chap (Jerry Pike) whose male stripper
colleagues have failed to show.
Thus the scene is set for an enormously entertaining scene. First
John (a male stripper earlier in his career) lends a hand, doing
a routine for the wild Kiwi women who shriek with delight, almost
like they're going to eat him alive. Then the longhaired antipodean
stud finally takes the stage and the women really do eat him alive!
The action gets ruder and ruder and soon enough the girls are onstage,
flashing, wanking and sucking him off. This is an absolute hoot
- lots of good-natured fun and pretty sexy too - just watch the
volume though, cause these girls scream the place down.
Cindy
Back at John's hotel, Jerry and he are talking over prospects of
working together when who should turn up but a "shy" young lass
who sat through the show just touching herself. This is Cindy Jones,
a pale, pretty girl who apparently works at the club (which tends
to confirm the suspicion the "audience" were really club girls too,
but John carries the preceding scene off so well that it feels "real",
which is surely what matters). She's got her eye on our male stripping
dude, and is happy to give the guys a flash of her puffy little
pussy and perky tits. To be frank, the following sex is nice rather
than nasty - they kiss a lot and seem pretty into it - but for some
reason or other it just doesn't grab me where it counts. Lots of
positions for Buttman to cop an eyeful of her shapely little ass
before Jerry romantically unloads all over her face and rubs the
goo with his knob, like any true gent should.
Angela
Next day, John and Patrick head to a video shop where Angela Summers
is doing a signing. The big, brazen, busty blonde treats the lucky
punters to more than the usual autograph and Polaroid - she gets
progressively naughtier and naughtier, letting the guys lick her
pussy, giving out blowjobs and finally letting one chap fuck her
till he comes on her fabulous big bum. A groggy Angela raises her
head, hair plastered to her face, and says, "Next!" This is another
highly entertaining scene; just one huge tease with the risqué situation,
including public sex and sex with strangers, adding to the thrill
- as if any addition were really needed considering the plethora
of shots John grabs to capture the ample appeal of Angela's awesome
assets!
Krysti
& Sheena
Our globetrotting butt-hunter next pops up in San Diego in supposedly
sunny Southern California. His plans to take a cruise thwarted,
he instead chooses to follow a shapely young lady along the promenade,
where he soon finds himself in the company of another lecher (Tim
Lake), ogling this impressively athletic brunette as she stretches
out in indecently short denim cut-offs. As ever in the land of porn,
instead of calling the cops, the girl (Krysti Lynn) teases the life
out of the butt-worshipping duo before taking them back to her pad
to reward them with yet more exciting tease and butt worship. What
I have to ask at this stage is: how come my typical reward for following
hot babes on the shore is knee in the groin and a night in the cells?
That damn Buttman has a lot to answer for!
Anyway, just when Krysti, with her awesome thighs, tight buns and
unfeasibly perky little titties, is getting rude with a dildo, her
roommates return and so John and Tim go outside to peek in at another
improbably proportioned girl, Sheena, pleasing herself with a little
vibrator. Gosh. She's tall, blonde and possessed of the kind of
heavy hanging tits that I really go for as well as a winning smile
that gives her the sort of healthy, wholesome All-American girl
look.
John and Tim are caught at it by the man of the house (Guy di Silva)
who naturally enough turns out to be a big Buttman viewer and so
invites the guys in to join the party. We see lots more of Sheena
before Krysti returns to prove she's not just a big tease. She gives
great head too and looks very sexy in action too. After fooling
around with toys and some sex in slightly awkward positions on the
bar, the group repair to the bedroom where they enjoy some earthy
sex in a big sweaty tangle. There is a little anal sex in this scene,
but it has to be remembered that the big beautiful butt rather than
anal sex was the primary focus of many of these Buttman adventures.
And to that end, be assured that John's lens is simply bulging throughout
this scene with the enormously impressive physiques of these two
delightful girls.
Jasper
and Sydney
Back in LA, John calls once more at Patrick's office, only to find
a raging Buck Adams storming out of a rehearsal with the amply endowed
Sydney in tow. Fuming Patrick sends John packing, so he quite wisely
tries chatting up the adorable blonde Jasper (she just can't help
teasing the poor fellow) who is keen to get it on with Buck. She
talks John into taking her to Buck's house to see what he's up to.
Predictably enough, they spy on Sydney cooling Buck's temper with
some BJ action - John actually spends as much time capturing amazing
butt shots of Jasper's phenomenal ass as she bends over - before
equally predictably they are caught peeping and invited in to join
the fun.
It's always the mark of a good scene that it seems to short, and
this scene whistles along at a cracking pace. Jasper watches busty
brunette Sydney giving Buck some tasty head, and then shows she's
no slouch in that department. The girls are happy to play with each
other a little as the veteran cocksman sticks it to them, all reliably
shot by Mr Stagliano to provide glorious views of the girls' beautiful
butts. Again, there's only a little anal right towards the end,
with Buck spearing Sydney's rear before shooting on her cheeks.
In
Conclusion
I found Buttman's Inferno to be a real blast from start to finish
- it's not only laden with great tease and fantastic girls, it's
simply very entertaining viewing too. The wild scenes in New Zealand
have a particularly naughty, sexy and spontaneous quality and overall
there's a general sense of enthusiasm and enjoyment from many of
the performers from this appealing cast, contributing to an overall
mood of good humoured, sexy entertainment.
One thing that particularly strikes me about Buttman's Inferno is
that the proportion of story telling and tease versus hardcore sex
is noticeably weighted in favour of the former, and for my money
this makes it all the more entertaining. Yes, it does all look a
little dated and it isn't particularly full on hardcore by today's
standards but I found it an enormously enjoyable movie - and girls
like Angela, Krysti, Sheena, Jasper and Sydney mean its pretty damn
sexy too.
DVD Comments
As alluded to above, the look of the movie is dated with picture
quality not up to current standards. This didn't spoil my enjoyment
of the movie, but I should note the images are a little grainy and
colour is weak - remember this originally released in 1994 and shot
on what I would presume to be a Hi-8 camcorder. Sound is surprisingly
good and quite craftily done on one or two spots. I was slightly
disappointed to find no commentary on the disc as I always find
John's insights into his productions to really add something extra.
However, we do have the standard selection of photos, cast list,
biography and filmographies along with trailers for the Buttman
website and the movies Fashionistas and Anal Show 4.
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