Ass Everywhere 3 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  3/9/2009

Ass Everywhere 3 (2008)
THEMES: Foreign, Black, Latin, Big Butts, Brazilian
Starring: Aninha, Millian Blu, Rosario Stone, Kelly, Maya Gates, Xena, Joyce, Natasha, Misti Luv, Justin Slayer, Nat Turnher, Mr. Marcus & Deep Threat
Produced & Directed by: Justin Slayer

After watching the trailer for this flick, I wanted to see it bad. Ass Everywhere 2 was a work of art! H.J. highly recommended this one and I am assuming this is one of his most personal favorites. The trailer isn’t included in this flick at all. After the Justin Slayer Productions logo, it gets straight to the point. This film stars nothing but Latinas and Brazilians. There’s one black woman (Xena) and a Romanian. Aside from what some credits show, Katja Kassin and Sandra Romain do not star in this flick. Only in cameo appearances (which was cut out of their scene together in Ass Everywhere 2). Some of the females are regulars in Justin Slayers’ flicks. Most of these scenes are shot in Brazil. There are many spontaneous views of Rio. Que maravilha! Most of the scenes aren’t long and unbalanced. I mean, for some scenes, the tease sequences last a lot longer than the sex. Some people would appreciate that, but I know Christian Dark probably wouldn’t like that, hence his review for Booty I Like 4, which I thought was a classic. In Joyce’s scene, the tease lasts a while, Justin bangs her pussy from the back and for the last 5 minutes or more, he masturbates over her head and comes all in her grill. They fuck in a high rise building and you see the hot ass Brazilian sun shining on the two. I never appreciated Kelly until now. She’s such a bad ass. A hot Brazilian girl who starred in a few of those Mami Culo Grande flicks. She looks like a straight up Brazilian Barbie Doll. Or better yet, like Tabitha, from Buttman’s Bend Over Brazilian Babes 3! Nat Turner busts her pussy real good in various positions. You even get to see some of the action being shot underneath, while they’re in standing doggy. And I mean, you’ve never seen Nat fuck the shit out of a woman like this before! Xena is a bad black woman, but her scene here was dry and was nothing more than a filler. She was much better in Booty I Like 4. Natasha is very nice-looking and she knows how to move her body around. Before Nat taps that ass, slapping her ass so hard during sex, she moves her body like a snake full of venom! Aside from the incredible tease from Natasha, this scene was also a filler. I am halfway done with this flick.

Two of my favorite ladies. Millian Blu & Rosario Stone. The music playing in the beginning of this scene is so fucking hard, I love it. It matched with Millian Blu jiggling her booty in a nearby kitchen. These two massage each other’s asses with lotions and body oils. They talk about their first times on camera. Mr. Marcus comes through and the ladies suck and fuck him. Millian Blu! I can see why she’s a regular in J. Slay’s flicks. Not only is she tight, but she’s tough. She can really ride a dick. Rosario Stone sits on his face. Mr. Marcus is having some serious fun. I’ve noticed about Justin’s more recent flicks, he’s starring more male talent, including guys like Mr. Marcus, Greedy, Majic, Deep Threat, etc. This scene was very good, just not flawless. Aninha starred in Buttman’s Brazilian Ass Fetish. Justin casted her and did right by having her up in here. We even see Justin putting his dick between her thighs, fucking them like crazy. Justin hits it from the back and her butt is so big, you don’t know if he’s in her pussy or in her butt. Misti Luv! Oh, damnit, man! She is not a joke. She made me crazy! She has pure beauty, a spontaneous body, tight-ass butt, she teases, showing some booty, winking her butt hole. Her and Justin fuck in various positions and yes, it is energetic. I haven’t seen this much energy since Kelly’s scene. The scene was only 20 minutes and was the shortest in the flick, unfortunately. But it happened to be one of the two flawless scenes in this film. Maya Gates looks a bit like Jazmine Rose (Nacho Vidal’s ex and a regular in a few Buttman flicks). She’s eating grape Jolly Ranchers, sticking them in her cooch. She gets fucked by Deep Threat. During a break, what do we see in another room? Filming for the scene with Katja Kassin & Sandra Romain, which was in the legendary Ass Everywhere 2. Maya Gates scene wasn’t bad, but it didn’t do much for me, personally.

There’s a false advertisement alert on the artwork. It says the film is only 2 hrs and 45 mins. Well, that’s how long the first disc is. The second disc has two scenes, which makes the entire film run for 3 hrs and 26 mins. I’ve noticed some of this on some of the artworks for Justin’s films. Like Booty I Like, fir instance. Olivia O’Lovely was in the film, but she was not credited at all. 71 minutes of BTS footage, most of it is for Misti Luv, thank goodness. We also get to see Sandra Romain & Katja Kassin in the BTS footage. More footage with Kelly and Aninha, thank goodness. The DVD quality is nice. The video quality differs when certain scenes show up. The photo gallery is on the first disc. Second disc contains everything else, and only 3 trailers, including the incredible trailer for Bootlegs & B-Sides 2.

Ass Everywhere 3 was a very hot flick and well worth whatever price you pay for it. Most of the sex is slow and soft and for some scenes, it’s energetic and a bit rough at times. I loved Ass Everywhere 2 a lot better. Kelly and especially Misti Luv rocked my world. I loved them. Those two scenes gain Flawless Victories from me. Those two scenes alone makes this worth a purchase! The first 30 seconds for the scene with Rosario Stone & Millian Blu was so great, with the music to match. The scene with Aninha was promising, but I felt it could have been more energetic as much as it was bootylicious. The scenes with Xena and Maya Gates were just fillers. I enjoyed this almost as much as I enjoyed Booty I Like 4. I can see why H.J. loves it so much. I highly recommend this one, aside from it's flaws. Damn that Misti Luv! Damn!

RATING: 91% - Highly Recommended!