Euro Angels Hardball 3: Anal Therapy Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Category: Anal , Foreign , Gonzo
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Starring: Valentino, Stacy, Nikki Anderson, Carmen, Mercedes, Andrew Youngman, Daniella Rush, Remigio, Laura Angel, Michaelle, Karly, Bachi, Christoph Clark
Released on: 12/20/2000
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 11/25/2008
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Euro Angels Hardball 3: Anal Therapy (1999)
THEMES: Foreign, Anal, Sexual Slavery, BDSM, Roleplay
Starring: Daniella Rush, Laura Angel, Nikki Anderson, Stacy, Mercedes, Carly, Christoph Clark, Valentino, Andrew Youngman, etc.
Written & Directed by: Christoph Clark
This is the very first Christoph Clark flick that I've reviewed and I know this is long overdue. I've only seen a few installations of this series. I've seen volumes 2-6 & 8. Volumes 3 (Anal Therapy) and 6 (Anal Maniac) were the best that I have seen! A while ago, I've wanted to see volume 10, but I've lost interest a little. I still may check that one out. This series is very different from most anal sex themed pornographic films distributed by Evil Angel. There's not a lot of ass-obsession in this series and you won't see women struting their buttocks and showing them off a lot. Instead, this series is more about anal-obsession rather than ass-obsession itself! Before anal gapes became a very popular phenomenon in pornography (which started probably back in 2001 or 2002), Christoph Clark has started this hardcore series of anal perversion as far back as 10 years ago. You'll see a lot of insane anal sex & ass play plus very attractive European women getting their buttholes reamed out, unclogged & seriously nailed by European white men. The entire female cast is flawless and they all have natural beauty (no fake titties and fake buttocks). While much of the sex in this flick is rough, nasty and perverse, it's not like some of the bullshit you see today that contains cum-farting, double anal and women farting. The most extreme things you'll see here is some very large anal gapes and the nonstop, merciless anal fucking/play. Everything goes in the ladies' asses from fingers to lit cigars.
This series has very many strong points, but some of it is very weird and unsettling. And of all of the ones that I have seen, this one was probably the weirdest of the bunch, but I've really enjoyed it. Sometimes, it's like watching a pornographic horror movie, minus the bloodshed. Some of the male talent in here wear hoods and masks, so you won't see their faces and make out who the hell they are. Some of the female talent wear makeup that makes them look like they're fresh from The Rocky Horror Show or some sick bullshit movie directed by John Waters and at times, the male talent (especially Christoph) play all in the women's butts with his fingers, toys, cigars, gloved fingers, butt plugs, anal beads, strap-ons etc. After the massive anal play, the females pull their drawers up, leave the scene and that's that! Sometimes, you'll see more anal play than actual fucking. So, don't expect the females to get literally penetrated in every scene. I know to some of you, you'll probably see it as a waste of talent, but I don't. In fact, it's a lot better and more energetic than some of the flicks in the highly celebrated Ass Worship series from Jules Jordan. The camerawork is excellent also, aside from some minor flaws in the video quality. The only negatives this flick has is Carly, who looks bad from some angles & the use of dildo masks. Now, I love Daniella Rush very much and she was all woman to me! Yet, she starred in this flick back in 1999, right before she had a facial makeover. So, she won't look the way she did when she starred in the incredible Face Dance Obsession. The all-star cast was deserved and it worked. Nikki Anderson, Daniella Rush & Laura Angel all brought life into this one and the only female starlet missing in this bitch was Catherine Count!
This series has grew so large that now, a best-of compilation has been created, which may be a huge injustice to those who want to see some of the best sex scenes this series has to offer, most of which are from the earlier Hardball flicks. For those of you who are curious about the works and the sexuality of Christoph Clark and want to see or own his flicks, I intensely recommend Hardball 3 or Hardball 6! The DVD quality is excellent and I forgot to mention before... The music score from Fat Cat & The City is some of the greatest music I have ever heard and it definitely fits the moment. This music is the shit!!! There's some flaws in the a/v quality at times, but nothing hideous. There's the usual bonus features, but no extra footage. This DVD is hardcore and I didn't expect to see anything like this from Evil Angel. This flick is cherishable and I liked it so much better than something like Evil Anal 5, regardless of what I may have said in my review for that flick.
BOTTOM LINE: Very Highly Recommended!
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Euro Angels Hardball 3: Anal Therapy (1999)
THEMES: Foreign, Anal, Sexual Slavery, BDSM, Roleplay
Starring: Daniella Rush, Laura Angel, Nikki Anderson, Stacy, Mercedes, Carly, Christoph Clark, Valentino, Andrew Youngman, etc.
Written & Directed by: Christoph Clark
This is the very first Christoph Clark flick that I've reviewed and I know this is long overdue. I've only seen a few installations of this series. I've seen volumes 2-6 & 8. Volumes 3 (Anal Therapy) and 6 (Anal Maniac) were the best that I have seen! A while ago, I've wanted to see volume 10, but I've lost interest a little. I still may check that one out. This series is very different from most anal sex themed pornographic films distributed by Evil Angel. There's not a lot of ass-obsession in this series and you won't see women struting their buttocks and showing them off a lot. Instead, this series is more about anal-obsession rather than ass-obsession itself! Before anal gapes became a very popular phenomenon in pornography (which started probably back in 2001 or 2002), Christoph Clark has started this hardcore series of anal perversion as far back as 10 years ago. You'll see a lot of insane anal sex & ass play plus very attractive European women getting their buttholes reamed out, unclogged & seriously nailed by European white men. The entire female cast is flawless and they all have natural beauty (no fake titties and fake buttocks). While much of the sex in this flick is rough, nasty and perverse, it's not like some of the bullshit you see today that contains cum-farting, double anal and women farting. The most extreme things you'll see here is some very large anal gapes and the nonstop, merciless anal fucking/play. Everything goes in the ladies' asses from fingers to lit cigars.
This series has very many strong points, but some of it is very weird and unsettling. And of all of the ones that I have seen, this one was probably the weirdest of the bunch, but I've really enjoyed it. Sometimes, it's like watching a pornographic horror movie, minus the bloodshed. Some of the male talent in here wear hoods and masks, so you won't see their faces and make out who the hell they are. Some of the female talent wear makeup that makes them look like they're fresh from The Rocky Horror Show or some sick bullshit movie directed by John Waters and at times, the male talent (especially Christoph) play all in the women's butts with his fingers, toys, cigars, gloved fingers, butt plugs, anal beads, strap-ons etc. After the massive anal play, the females pull their drawers up, leave the scene and that's that! Sometimes, you'll see more anal play than actual fucking. So, don't expect the females to get literally penetrated in every scene. I know to some of you, you'll probably see it as a waste of talent, but I don't. In fact, it's a lot better and more energetic than some of the flicks in the highly celebrated Ass Worship series from Jules Jordan. The camerawork is excellent also, aside from some minor flaws in the video quality. The only negatives this flick has is Carly, who looks bad from some angles & the use of dildo masks. Now, I love Daniella Rush very much and she was all woman to me! Yet, she starred in this flick back in 1999, right before she had a facial makeover. So, she won't look the way she did when she starred in the incredible Face Dance Obsession. The all-star cast was deserved and it worked. Nikki Anderson, Daniella Rush & Laura Angel all brought life into this one and the only female starlet missing in this bitch was Catherine Count!
This series has grew so large that now, a best-of compilation has been created, which may be a huge injustice to those who want to see some of the best sex scenes this series has to offer, most of which are from the earlier Hardball flicks. For those of you who are curious about the works and the sexuality of Christoph Clark and want to see or own his flicks, I intensely recommend Hardball 3 or Hardball 6! The DVD quality is excellent and I forgot to mention before... The music score from Fat Cat & The City is some of the greatest music I have ever heard and it definitely fits the moment. This music is the shit!!! There's some flaws in the a/v quality at times, but nothing hideous. There's the usual bonus features, but no extra footage. This DVD is hardcore and I didn't expect to see anything like this from Evil Angel. This flick is cherishable and I liked it so much better than something like Evil Anal 5, regardless of what I may have said in my review for that flick.
BOTTOM LINE: Very Highly Recommended!
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