Rocco Ravishes L.A. Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  11/6/2009

Rocco Ravishes L.A. (2009)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Interracial, Rough Sex, Sexual Slavery, Humiliation, Facesitting, Lesbian
The Cast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Lexi Love, Kagney Lynn Karter, Jada Fire, Rocco Siffredi, Marcos Banderas, Toni Ribas & Mark Davis
Produced, Written & Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Running Time: 2 hrs. 39 mins.
DVD Features: Extra Footage (22 mins.), Photo Gallery, Filmographies, Trailers, Cumshot Recap & Rocco Siffredi Biography

I’ve avoided this flick for awhile and the only reason why is because although the cast is damn-near perfect, it seemed like there would be a lot of 2-on-1action (2 girls and 1 guy) and I usually don’t like that. It does nothing for me usually. Sometimes, yes. But mostly, hell no. I was surprised. This turned out to be the second or third best Rocco Siffredi flick I’ve seen. And I’ve seen between 10-15 of his movies over the past nine years. Nine years! Rocco Ravishes L.A. turns out to be not only one of his five greatest accomplishments, but the best in the Rocco Ravishes series! And yes, it was much better than Rocco Ravishes Prague, which was a classic, by the way. I couldn’t wait to review this one and although it has it’s flaws, it’s a bomb-ass flick and Rocco really turned his game up some notches.

Rocco Siffredi hasn’t starred in most of his flicks for the past couple of years. I suppose he needed to take some time off to rejuvenate and suppress his own sexuality for a while to he could charge himself back up. The man gets more ass than a toilet seats in a shopping mall! Rocco also cranks out more fucking movies in one year alone than any other pornographer I’ve known. And he joined Evil Angel in 1994. I believe he was the second or third director there (?), I’m unsure. Rocco is back and he’s still going strong as the bedroom bully!

Kristina Rose & Rocco Siffredi
Kristina Rose (Pretty Sloppy, Evil Anal 8, Buttman’s Stretch Class 2) has made herself one of the ten most celebrated starlets of 2009. She finally meets Rocco and knows that he’s a hardass and likes to fuck the women up. She’s wearing the hell out of these booty shorts, which say on the back “There’s more to me than just a great ass.” They spend a lot of time conversing and checking out her buttocks. She tries to convince Rocco that she’s more than a big Latin booty, but he’s so into her ass. Indoors, she sits on his face so bad and gives him a very lengthy and nasty face sitting session, which resembles the face sitting Gina Vice gave Nacho Vidal in Buttman’s Anal Show. Rocco slaps her ass so tough, she turns red and pink. They both fuck in various positions, but when Rocco butt-fucks her so badly, she goes crazy and vocal than a motherfucker. A very ass-obsessed and powerhouse scene, it’s a wonderful way to welcome Rocco back to the scene. This is what real intimacy-slash-powerhouse-sex is all about. This scene lasts for 35 minutes. An instant classic and a wonderful way to start this flick.

Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas & Rocco Siffredi
I love Dana DeArmond and Adrianna Nicole, both. Now, this scene with the two of them together isn’t as nasty as their scene with Jake Malone in Nice Fucking View 3, but it’s a spontaneous piece of work, altogether. My only gripe is that it only lasted for 25 minutes! The two ladies go up a flight of stairs with their drawers barely on their asses, walking and switching. Dana spends some limited alone time with Rocco. She gives him a blowjob, discussing how fat his dick is and that it would make her cry. She bends over and wants it up the butt so bad, but she seems timid to take him. So, the butt-fucking only lasts for about 2 minutes in doggy style. She goes back down on him and he pushes his dick in her mouth, pointing in her cheeks, slapping her face amid the action and making her jaws and face hurt! Adrianna Nicole then takes Rocco in the butt, doggy style, after she sucks his dick. Rocco spends more time sodomizing Adrianna than he did with Dana. I guess Adrianna could handle it more! Rocco disappears and Marco Banderas takes his place, fucking the shit out of them both, in their asses and coochies. While he fucks Dana from behind, Adrianna bends over in front of her and Dana eats her ass out. They fuck on a pool table with massive ass obsession and ATM action. Adrianna rides in reverse cowgirl and the girls smooch on each other. It’s another instant classic, although I was hoping Rocco would tap some ass more than he did. Then again, Rocco never appeared in every single scene in his movies (at least the ones I’ve seen), so he usually calls his hung pals to help him out. Again, my only gripe is that it only lasted 25 minutes. This scene, however, isn’t violent and intense like Dana DeArmond’s scene in Rocco: Animal Trainer 30.

Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Rocco Siffredi & Toni Ribas
You know what’s unfair? This scene lasts for 55 minutes! I’m not complaining about this scene. It’s excessively strong, but the other scenes in this flick should have been a bit longer. Anyway, Jamie Elle (Pretty Sloppy, Gapeman 3, Evil Anal 8, Nice Fucking View 2) has easily became one of my ten favorite porn stars of all time and 2009 has been a big year for her. She’s the first to appear and she kicks it with Rocco and obviously, she wants it in her butt so bad. She mentions it a lot, showing off her tiny and shape booty, which has a bit of goosebumps on it. And it’s so damn sexy! Then, there’s Bobbi Starr, upstairs on a balcony. Before Jamie finds her way up, Bobbi converses with Rocco, shows her booty and challenges Rocco to take her to the toilet and show her who’s the boss. Bobbi and Jamie play with each other’s orifices and bodies with their tongues, hands and a dildo. Toni Ribas appears to fuck them both. Now, let it be known… I am not a fan of Toni Ribas. He’s not a horrible performer, but he can be beat by so many male performers. He reminds me of another Fabio Scorpion (R.I.P.). He fucks them both with his medium-sized dick and then Jamie Elle (unfortunately) is nowhere to be found. She crawls to a bathroom where Toni Ribas continues to fuck her before he disappears.

Then, what the fuck do you know! Remember the brutal, sexually cruel and bizarre treatment Jewel De’Nyle received from Rocco in Rocco: Animal Trainer 15?! Bobbi Starr gets it the same way, but worse! Rocco jams Bobbi’s head in a fucking toilet bowl, flushing it repeatedly, pushing the toilet seat and lid over her head while he jams the evil out of her rectum. I mean, Rocco literally makes Bobbi scream, but it’s muffled thanks to the toilet bowl and the toilet water her face is drenched in. The scene gets messy, brutal and Rocco fucks her in the ass as if he’s trying to make her bleed or break a nerve in her colon or something. The way Rocco is sodomizing and plunging in that butt, Bobbi Starr will probably wind up wearing diapers when she’s in her 50s! Remember the line from Bad Santa, when Billy Bob Thornton’s character told a woman he was drilling anally “You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!” It seems as if Rocco was trying to make that shit come true! But Bobbi falls in love with him after than and her dream really came true. She didn’t try to test his manhood. She just wanted it and got it hard! She also smells his dick, they kiss and he puts his foot on her head at one point. This scene is over the top and I cannot warn the viewer any more than this, unfortunately. But you have been warned. This scene is guaranteed to set some people off, so watch and enjoy at your own risk and don’t let anyone know if you are allured by this in any way. It’ll scare the shit out of your significant others!

Lexi Love, Jada Fire & Mark Davis
First and foremost, I am one of Lexi Love’s biggest admirers. She lit shit up in Belladonna’s Dark Meat, Iodinegirl and so forth. But I did not like this scene. This scene was nothing but a filler, which only lasted for 21 minutes. Jada Fire and Rocco kick it and she sucks Rocco’s dick. Heading indoors, she meets Mark Davis (who’s starting to resemble a Caucasian version of Forest Whittaker) and Lexi Love meets up with them. Both Lexi and Jada gets fucked in every orifice by Mark. Mark puts more energy into fucking Jada than he does Lexi, which is also a disappointment. I am not a fan of Jada Fire, although I’ll tolerate her instead of that damn Vanessa Blue! There are a number of hot black starlets in the industry (preferably Janet Jacme, Pinky, Ayana Angel and Donna Redd). Jada Fire isn’t one of them, IMO. Lexi Love and Jada Fire both starred together in a wicked scene for Belladonna’s Fucking Girls 4, which was so much more entertaining than this scene here. Lexi Love is the girl, but this scene was a bore, with very few minor highlights (which mostly come from Lexi Love’s pretty face and slammin’ body). It would have been better if it was just Lexi alone. A filler, I say!

Kagney Lynn Karter, Rocco Siffredi & Marco Banderas
This is my first time seeing Kagney Lynn Karter and I must say that she’s a star. Watch out for her ass. When Miley Cyrus gets in her last 20s, this is exactly how she’ll be looking! And don’t say I didn’t tell you that! She’s dancing and swirling on a stripper pole. Rocco busts in to check her out and she’s flattered. He checks her out, her drawers come off, she bends over in front of him, he spreads her open to examine her poon and booty and then… she makes a loud and horrifying butt noise. Gas maybe? A queef? Who knows. They laugh it off and it’s kinda cute. Erik Everhard would love this so much! She briefly sucks Rocco’s dick, squatting down on him to ride in in reverse cowgirl. No anal at all for Kagney! Marco comes in, checks her out and he joins in with Rocco. They take turns with her, fucking her poon and mouth, she does some double-duck sucking and they both bust in her mouth and on her face. She might fuck around and be the next Shyla Stylez, who knows. Another short scene, only lasting 21 minutes, but while it’s not up to par with the first three scenes in the flick, it’s a classic!

DVD Quality:
Of all of the Rocco movies I’ve ever seen, this one has the most immaculate a/v quality. The video quality looks like it’s been shot domestically, like it ought to. No grain, fuzz, over-contrast, none of that. The extra footage consists of extra tease and sex for Adrianna Nicole (which includes her masturbating and getting her face slapped repeatedly), more ass obsession for Kristina Rose, more manhandling of Bobbi Starr by Rocco in the bathroom and her running out of breath from gagging mercilessly on his dick, more ass obsession for Dana DeArmond (thank goodness), which includes her drawers being halfway off her buns amid her sticking an enema and a dildo up her butt and making her booty hole wink! There’s 6 Rocco Siffredi trailers, including trailers for Rocco’s Back, Rocco: Animal Trainer 28, Rocco’s Breaking Ass in St. Petersburg, Rocco: Puppet Master 5 and Rocco’s Dirty Dreams 8. The photo gallery is also very huge. This is a dual-layered single disc that’s fully loaded, big time! Yoshi Obayashi did a spectacular job with this DVD. The menu is perfect!

BOTTOM LINE:
I would be lying if I said this flick was just “great”. It’s more than that. Aside from the fact that one of the five scenes is nothing more than a 21-minute filler, the rest of this movie contains the finest pornography ever mustered up. Of course, it’s not as wild as some of the content in his older movies, but it’s wild enough. I don’t know if I want to say that this is Rocco’s #1 greatest movie, because I honestly want to give that title to Rocco: Top of the World. This happens to be one step higher than even Rocco: Animal Trainer 30, which I also reviewed. Again, my only gripes are that the other scenes are not as long as the third one. It’s unfair for me to say he hurried up to finish this one, but if every other scene was just as lengthy, this would have to be a double-disc set and Rocco could have tried to prevent that, though it wouldn’t have been a bad idea at all. I’m pausing on my conclusion to say the cast was flawless, with the exception of Jada Fire, but you can take her or leave her. Although she is part of The Evil Angel Family, thanks to the large number of flicks she starred in directed by Jake Malone and Manuel Ferrara. Since Rocco ravished L.A., why not someone like Amber Rayne or Kirra Lynne or Mackenzie Pierce or Mika Tan?! Bobbi Starr’s treatment was so fucking cruel! Rocco treated her like she was Kelly Stafford in this motherfucker. Now that Rocco’s back, hopefully we can see him tap some more American ass and see him tap Cecilia Vega’s ass. My journey through pornography has almost died and I see myself reviewing/renting 3 to 5 more flicks in the future. Then, the bar is closed! But… Rocco Ravishes the Czech Republic seems like one I’d enjoy, as well, which is being released in November 2009 (which includes bananas stuffed up a girl’s ass)!

Replay Value: 92% - High!
Overall Rating: 97.3% - Own it immediately!