Euro Angels Hardball 7: Anal Ringmaster Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Category: Anal , Foreign , Gonzo
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Starring: Jessica, David Perry, Nancy, Sandra, Karma, Jana, Ellen, Ian Scott, Christoph Clark
Released on: 5/19/2002
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 8/28/2010
Euro Angels Hardball 7: Anal Ringmaster (2000)
THEMES: Foreign (European), Anal, Ass Obsession, BDSM, Fetish, Domination
Starring: Karma, Ellen, Sandra Kay, Jana, Jessica, Nancy, Christoph Clark, David Perry & Ian Scott
Produced & Directed by: Christoph Clark
Something tells me this is going to be a fuck of a ride and one of Christoph Clark’s best works!
It’s Christoph’s birthday and he’s in a restaurant, eating salad with breadsticks. Also he’s shaved. No hair on his face, which makes him look more twisted, if not already the twisted asshole-loving nasty motherfucker that he is! He goes in a house where there’s several fit, athletic, fineass European pointing and he picks Sandra Kay to join him in a bedroom, where she’s collared and leashed. He slaps her up a little before getting in that ass of hers with his fingers, face and tongue. He pulls out some rubber gloves and goes to work in her with those. I don’t think I’ve said this already, but in many of the scenes that Christoph shoots, there’s lots of heavy breathing from the male and female talent. He plays in this woman’s ass severely for a very long time. Then, the unthinkable happens! Christoph does some weird special effects in regards to this woman’s asshole, making it talk, having her rectum look like Christoph’s gaping lips and mouth, with Christoph saying something… Her forcefully digs in her ass with all four of his fingers, jamming her ass badly. He feeds her ass juices to her and she enjoys it all! He leaves for a minute, having her bend over with her ass in the air with a note on top of her ass… until David Perry and Ian Scott appear to see her waiting for them. They pull their dicks out and Ian attempts to sodomizing her ass doggystyle already, straight to the point. They both take turns fucking her in the ass, soft and hard. Lots of spit is used, she gapes, their fingers go in her mouth, they pry her booty hole open at times and she’s really in heat! Lots of camera focus is on the sodomy, her ass and her beautiful face, but more on her ass! She’s even pulled by her leash during the sex and the leash even goes in her ass. She gets a luscious DP. I’m loving this video already! Christoph listens in on the action in another room while the guys consistently give her a DP before they come on her face, crumble up her note and stuffs it in her mouth. Christoph appears and she gives him a blowjob before he busts.
David and Ian check out some girl reading a magazine before Christoph greets them. They converse before we see another beauty working her legs on a bike at the gym, with her ass all out, wearing nothing but a cheetah-print thong. The guys check her out before two other women appear (Karma is the one wearing the leather coat, I assume). Jana looks like Nacho’s ex girl Jazmine, but without the Brazilian or Asian lineage, but more of a European version of her. They all get down and dirty with lots of blowjobs, girl-on-girl action, anal sex and ass play, turning into an all-around promiscuous fuck mini-party of five. While this scene wasn’t very remarkable, aside from the ass obsession, it’s not a bad scene at all. In fact, it’s better than some of the sex I’ve seen in a few of Manuel Ferrara’s Evil Anal videos I have encountered. With that said, this scene may be a filler, but it’s probably one of the few best scene-fillers I’ve seen. More weird special effects occur when a pip shot of a woman giggling talking about her pleasure. The woman in the beginning disappears…
The opening sequence starts out in black-&-white, then fades to color. Jessica sitting backwards on a chair with her ass out, leashed with the leash nailed to the top of a wall. Christoph comes to make love with her and snaps his fingers to her like a dog. He bends her over, smells her ass, worships it, eats it, digs in it, lubes it and plays in it for a very long time and severely. She uses her anal muscles to push a dildo out of her ass also. Christoph hits it from the back at first and as I’ve said before, Christoph is not a very strong performer and he’s not the best pipe-layer (though he’s better than some), but this woman seems to be enjoying him very much. With Christoph’s tame sexuality and his crooked dick, it seems he spends more time teasing the woman and making her gape than actually fucking her. He does it all the time! Soon, he rams a huge pile of anal beads in her ass with lube, offering more ass play. He uses his dick and his teeeth to pull the beads out by the handle. Then, he puts on a mask with a dildo attached to it (I hate those fucking things)! She rides it and his dick before her mask finally comes off, revealing an insanely beautiful European woman whose face should not be covered. Christoph does, in fact, give her the reaming of her life using various products, making her ass red, sucking the heel of her shoes and jerking off with her feet before coming on them.
A skinny European named Nancy is dancing vigorously in front of Ian and David and they cannot help but jack off to her dancing body. She sucks both of their dicks before getting intruded by the two men, vaginally, orally and anally. She’s so skinny and her ass is very tight, but the guys still manage to break her little ass in! Both men sodomize her and go to work in her and give her a balls deep DP. While she’s not enthused, she slaps one dude on his ass while she takes it missionary, before another DP. While this scene was far from average, it just wasn’t very remarkable.
David and Ian take a trip back home while Christoph heads to a hotel with two females… one of them masked and on a leash. Now, this scene alone makes the entire video purchase worthy and this scene requires repeated viewing for years and years and years…
The hooded woman remains hooded for the entire time and she’s wearing some very arousing fishnet bodysuit with her ass in debris nonstop. Both Christoph and Ellen worship this woman’s ass, playing in her booty for a long time. Ellen even sits on this woman’s back while reaming her out. Talk about domination for damn sure! The sodomy just does not stop and Christoph even gets to fuck the hooded woman and only stops just to rip her fishnets apart and ream her ass out some more! Anal beads, lube, gloved fingers, one of those anal toys that looks like a big dipper, you name it. Everything but the bed, the linen and the camera lens goes deep in her ass. He fucks Ellen in the ass also. What I found to be a little disturbing was that the hooded woman stays hooded most of the time and barely makes a sound. It’s like she’s a mute, soulless woman with a nice butt that gets sodomized to the ends of her being, as if Christoph and Ellen slowly gives her a swollen colon! Christoph throws on a rubber glove, digging in her ass a whole lot more and roughly, then the mask finally comes off for the last 5 minutes of the scene, revealing Sandra Kay! After more anal sex for Sandra, both ladies bend over next to each other with open ass and Christoph jerks off, coming on both of their buns, wiping the semen in their ass and hugging their arched booties, offering a final word before the credits roll. This whole scene from start to finish turned me on something wicked!
The extras on the DVD only consists of small filmographies, a photo gallery and 28 minutes of extra footage which only consists of more sex, more ass obsession and anal play. The a/v quality is much better than it was on the Hardball 6 DVD transfer. In the extras department, the female cast is quite confusing as you cannot tell who from who, though in the filmographies section, you can tell who's who. But in the cast list directory, the females' identities are all confused, puzzled and jacked up. And for that alone, the extras rating is brought down. We hate that sh*t!
BOTTOM LINE:
Euro Angels Hardball 7 is one of the two greatest Christoph Clark videos that I’ve encountered and took great pleasure in viewing and not just the two greatest in the Euro Hardball series alone. There happens to be a nonstop excellence of the showcase of European booty skin like there was in Buttman’s Anal Show, only Hardball 7 was a much better movie than the Buttman-meets-Christoph collaboration. The two women that stood out were Ellen and Sandra Kay, giving the best to the first and final scenes. For those with a small or over extensive porn library and just have to have one film by Christoph Clark, I intensely recommend either Euro Hardball 6 or Euro Hardball 7. Maybe Euro Hardball 8, only if you’re a huge fan of Catherine Count (who got ripped apart in Rocco’s Way to Love. Watch all three of them and figure out which one contained everything you loved. If I had to pick only one Christoph Clark video that stood out above the others, I’ll have to go with Euro Hardball 6 and I did happen to enjoy the latter as an entire movie more than this one. Not only did Euro Hardball 6 have a better female cast, but the sex was so much better, although Euro Hardball 7 has a much better showcase of petite and athletic white booty. If the ass is more important than great sex, stick with this one. Otherwise, if you want a spontaneous combination of both delicious buttocks and hot sex, go to Euro Hardball 6 or maybe even Euro Hardball 8. I have never given any movie from Christoph Clark a rating percentage with a 97% or higher. And I'm not saying this that the videos I've seen by him are not good, I just doubt if his movies, as a whole, hold a high replay value. But even with this said, the sixth and seventh installments of his Euro Hardball series are the best I've ever seen by him with Euro Hardball 6 being his standout directorial of all! With ass obsession like this, for the chronic masturbator, watching these videos are almost like committing sexual suicide.
We all have seen American ass obsession (American Anal Sluts, Gapeman), Latin ass obsession (Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass, Latin Butthole Stretchers) and even Asian ass obsession (Asian Booty Worship, BTC: Between The Cheekz). What about European ass obsession?! That can be found in Christoph Clark’s Euro Hardball series, a few Rocco Siffredi classics and hell, even Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks and Buttman’s Anal Show (Damn… Justin Slayer’s Big Booty White Girls 2 contained some of it as well). However, the porn gates are flooded with more ass obsession with American and Latin women more than Asian and European women, believe it or not! What I love about Christoph Clark and Rocco Siffredi, their movies contain men treating the European ladies like princesses and sodomizing them like nasty whores. Not to mention the all around nastiness and poon that I love about porn. A video like this is so much better than most of the porn you see today, especially bullshit like Deep Anal Abyss (I should have never, ever given that one a 4-½ star rating), even the likes of Phat Bottom Girls 3. As an entire movie, I’ll admit I was a lot more entertained by this than something like Ass Worship 4 (which was the best in the entire series and would have been Jules Jordan’s best directorial if it hadn’t been for Heavy Metal 2). For a while, Christoph Clark’s videos were vital.
REPLAY VALUE: 89% - Medium High.
OVERALL RATING: 96% - Own it!
Long Noel's Final Review Coming Soon:
Rocco’s Power Slave
THEMES: Foreign (European), Anal, Ass Obsession, BDSM, Fetish, Domination
Starring: Karma, Ellen, Sandra Kay, Jana, Jessica, Nancy, Christoph Clark, David Perry & Ian Scott
Produced & Directed by: Christoph Clark
Something tells me this is going to be a fuck of a ride and one of Christoph Clark’s best works!
It’s Christoph’s birthday and he’s in a restaurant, eating salad with breadsticks. Also he’s shaved. No hair on his face, which makes him look more twisted, if not already the twisted asshole-loving nasty motherfucker that he is! He goes in a house where there’s several fit, athletic, fineass European pointing and he picks Sandra Kay to join him in a bedroom, where she’s collared and leashed. He slaps her up a little before getting in that ass of hers with his fingers, face and tongue. He pulls out some rubber gloves and goes to work in her with those. I don’t think I’ve said this already, but in many of the scenes that Christoph shoots, there’s lots of heavy breathing from the male and female talent. He plays in this woman’s ass severely for a very long time. Then, the unthinkable happens! Christoph does some weird special effects in regards to this woman’s asshole, making it talk, having her rectum look like Christoph’s gaping lips and mouth, with Christoph saying something… Her forcefully digs in her ass with all four of his fingers, jamming her ass badly. He feeds her ass juices to her and she enjoys it all! He leaves for a minute, having her bend over with her ass in the air with a note on top of her ass… until David Perry and Ian Scott appear to see her waiting for them. They pull their dicks out and Ian attempts to sodomizing her ass doggystyle already, straight to the point. They both take turns fucking her in the ass, soft and hard. Lots of spit is used, she gapes, their fingers go in her mouth, they pry her booty hole open at times and she’s really in heat! Lots of camera focus is on the sodomy, her ass and her beautiful face, but more on her ass! She’s even pulled by her leash during the sex and the leash even goes in her ass. She gets a luscious DP. I’m loving this video already! Christoph listens in on the action in another room while the guys consistently give her a DP before they come on her face, crumble up her note and stuffs it in her mouth. Christoph appears and she gives him a blowjob before he busts.
David and Ian check out some girl reading a magazine before Christoph greets them. They converse before we see another beauty working her legs on a bike at the gym, with her ass all out, wearing nothing but a cheetah-print thong. The guys check her out before two other women appear (Karma is the one wearing the leather coat, I assume). Jana looks like Nacho’s ex girl Jazmine, but without the Brazilian or Asian lineage, but more of a European version of her. They all get down and dirty with lots of blowjobs, girl-on-girl action, anal sex and ass play, turning into an all-around promiscuous fuck mini-party of five. While this scene wasn’t very remarkable, aside from the ass obsession, it’s not a bad scene at all. In fact, it’s better than some of the sex I’ve seen in a few of Manuel Ferrara’s Evil Anal videos I have encountered. With that said, this scene may be a filler, but it’s probably one of the few best scene-fillers I’ve seen. More weird special effects occur when a pip shot of a woman giggling talking about her pleasure. The woman in the beginning disappears…
The opening sequence starts out in black-&-white, then fades to color. Jessica sitting backwards on a chair with her ass out, leashed with the leash nailed to the top of a wall. Christoph comes to make love with her and snaps his fingers to her like a dog. He bends her over, smells her ass, worships it, eats it, digs in it, lubes it and plays in it for a very long time and severely. She uses her anal muscles to push a dildo out of her ass also. Christoph hits it from the back at first and as I’ve said before, Christoph is not a very strong performer and he’s not the best pipe-layer (though he’s better than some), but this woman seems to be enjoying him very much. With Christoph’s tame sexuality and his crooked dick, it seems he spends more time teasing the woman and making her gape than actually fucking her. He does it all the time! Soon, he rams a huge pile of anal beads in her ass with lube, offering more ass play. He uses his dick and his teeeth to pull the beads out by the handle. Then, he puts on a mask with a dildo attached to it (I hate those fucking things)! She rides it and his dick before her mask finally comes off, revealing an insanely beautiful European woman whose face should not be covered. Christoph does, in fact, give her the reaming of her life using various products, making her ass red, sucking the heel of her shoes and jerking off with her feet before coming on them.
A skinny European named Nancy is dancing vigorously in front of Ian and David and they cannot help but jack off to her dancing body. She sucks both of their dicks before getting intruded by the two men, vaginally, orally and anally. She’s so skinny and her ass is very tight, but the guys still manage to break her little ass in! Both men sodomize her and go to work in her and give her a balls deep DP. While she’s not enthused, she slaps one dude on his ass while she takes it missionary, before another DP. While this scene was far from average, it just wasn’t very remarkable.
David and Ian take a trip back home while Christoph heads to a hotel with two females… one of them masked and on a leash. Now, this scene alone makes the entire video purchase worthy and this scene requires repeated viewing for years and years and years…
The hooded woman remains hooded for the entire time and she’s wearing some very arousing fishnet bodysuit with her ass in debris nonstop. Both Christoph and Ellen worship this woman’s ass, playing in her booty for a long time. Ellen even sits on this woman’s back while reaming her out. Talk about domination for damn sure! The sodomy just does not stop and Christoph even gets to fuck the hooded woman and only stops just to rip her fishnets apart and ream her ass out some more! Anal beads, lube, gloved fingers, one of those anal toys that looks like a big dipper, you name it. Everything but the bed, the linen and the camera lens goes deep in her ass. He fucks Ellen in the ass also. What I found to be a little disturbing was that the hooded woman stays hooded most of the time and barely makes a sound. It’s like she’s a mute, soulless woman with a nice butt that gets sodomized to the ends of her being, as if Christoph and Ellen slowly gives her a swollen colon! Christoph throws on a rubber glove, digging in her ass a whole lot more and roughly, then the mask finally comes off for the last 5 minutes of the scene, revealing Sandra Kay! After more anal sex for Sandra, both ladies bend over next to each other with open ass and Christoph jerks off, coming on both of their buns, wiping the semen in their ass and hugging their arched booties, offering a final word before the credits roll. This whole scene from start to finish turned me on something wicked!
The extras on the DVD only consists of small filmographies, a photo gallery and 28 minutes of extra footage which only consists of more sex, more ass obsession and anal play. The a/v quality is much better than it was on the Hardball 6 DVD transfer. In the extras department, the female cast is quite confusing as you cannot tell who from who, though in the filmographies section, you can tell who's who. But in the cast list directory, the females' identities are all confused, puzzled and jacked up. And for that alone, the extras rating is brought down. We hate that sh*t!
BOTTOM LINE:
Euro Angels Hardball 7 is one of the two greatest Christoph Clark videos that I’ve encountered and took great pleasure in viewing and not just the two greatest in the Euro Hardball series alone. There happens to be a nonstop excellence of the showcase of European booty skin like there was in Buttman’s Anal Show, only Hardball 7 was a much better movie than the Buttman-meets-Christoph collaboration. The two women that stood out were Ellen and Sandra Kay, giving the best to the first and final scenes. For those with a small or over extensive porn library and just have to have one film by Christoph Clark, I intensely recommend either Euro Hardball 6 or Euro Hardball 7. Maybe Euro Hardball 8, only if you’re a huge fan of Catherine Count (who got ripped apart in Rocco’s Way to Love. Watch all three of them and figure out which one contained everything you loved. If I had to pick only one Christoph Clark video that stood out above the others, I’ll have to go with Euro Hardball 6 and I did happen to enjoy the latter as an entire movie more than this one. Not only did Euro Hardball 6 have a better female cast, but the sex was so much better, although Euro Hardball 7 has a much better showcase of petite and athletic white booty. If the ass is more important than great sex, stick with this one. Otherwise, if you want a spontaneous combination of both delicious buttocks and hot sex, go to Euro Hardball 6 or maybe even Euro Hardball 8. I have never given any movie from Christoph Clark a rating percentage with a 97% or higher. And I'm not saying this that the videos I've seen by him are not good, I just doubt if his movies, as a whole, hold a high replay value. But even with this said, the sixth and seventh installments of his Euro Hardball series are the best I've ever seen by him with Euro Hardball 6 being his standout directorial of all! With ass obsession like this, for the chronic masturbator, watching these videos are almost like committing sexual suicide.
We all have seen American ass obsession (American Anal Sluts, Gapeman), Latin ass obsession (Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass, Latin Butthole Stretchers) and even Asian ass obsession (Asian Booty Worship, BTC: Between The Cheekz). What about European ass obsession?! That can be found in Christoph Clark’s Euro Hardball series, a few Rocco Siffredi classics and hell, even Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks and Buttman’s Anal Show (Damn… Justin Slayer’s Big Booty White Girls 2 contained some of it as well). However, the porn gates are flooded with more ass obsession with American and Latin women more than Asian and European women, believe it or not! What I love about Christoph Clark and Rocco Siffredi, their movies contain men treating the European ladies like princesses and sodomizing them like nasty whores. Not to mention the all around nastiness and poon that I love about porn. A video like this is so much better than most of the porn you see today, especially bullshit like Deep Anal Abyss (I should have never, ever given that one a 4-½ star rating), even the likes of Phat Bottom Girls 3. As an entire movie, I’ll admit I was a lot more entertained by this than something like Ass Worship 4 (which was the best in the entire series and would have been Jules Jordan’s best directorial if it hadn’t been for Heavy Metal 2). For a while, Christoph Clark’s videos were vital.
REPLAY VALUE: 89% - Medium High.
OVERALL RATING: 96% - Own it!
Long Noel's Final Review Coming Soon:
Rocco’s Power Slave
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