Euro Angels Hardball 7: Anal Ringmaster Review

Reviewed by Nutty Buddy  on  1/31/2003

Title: Euro Hardball #7
Cast: Ellen, Sandra Key, Nancy, Karma, Jan, Dagmar, David Perry, Ian Scott & Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Christoph Clark
Action: Straight, Anal, Double Penetration, Facials

Scene One - Sandra Key & Ian Scott, David Perry & Christoph Clark: The sex starts off with a very young looking Sandra wearing a spiked collar, crotchless nylon shorts & high heels. She bends over the bed & Christoph does various & meaningless things to her asshole with the black glove. Sandra seems to enjoy it nevertheless. There's a lot of gaping & closeups for the extreme pervs out there. Christoph then leaves the room & leaves a note on Sandra's ass saying "Fuck me, Jam Ready", I dunno. Anyway, David Perry & Ian Scott enter, taking up Sandra on her offer. She breifly blows David Perry then immediately takes it up the ass. It all sounds hot and everything but Christoph keeps a direct angle from behind that doesn't really do anything for me. Both guys continue to rotate & take turns pounding away at Sandra's ass doggystyle for a good while. There's a lot of gaping anal & a lot of closeups. Then comes a cowgirl DP that would've been hotter if it lasted longer. Sandra does deliver with the reverse cowgirl DP, showing a lot of energy & genuine love for the sex. She finishes off the guys with two rather weak cumshots in her mouth & a lot of post cum head. They leave & Christoph comes back to get sloppy 3rds & fuck her already pulsating ass reverse cowgirl. He ends up cumming in her ass & getting a blowjob.

Scene Two - Karma, Jan, Ellen, Ian Scott & David Perry: Karma & Sandra were the only two ladies I was familiar with coming into this flick, but it didn't take much to realize Ellen, the covergirl, is by far the most attractive in this movie. Two bad the most attractive girl didn't do much. This scene starts off in a Hotel dining room with David Perry & Ian Scott. Brunette Ellen's down by the pool in a bathing suite pretty much teasing the two. She then gets on stationary bike & provides such amazing tease footage. After a little bit both dark Haired Karma & Jan walk in wearing nylon outfits & high heels. They fool around with each other & Ellen jerks off the boys. Ellen then blows Ian Scott & Jan & Karma suck off David Perry from their knees. All the analyzation starts with smoking hot Karma, who by the way has huge breasts. She gets analyzed with black gloves by Jan & Ellen blows the boys some more. Karma eventually takes it up the ass doggystyle & gets fingered by Jan sporadically. Karma pretty much receives all the ass fucking in the world & gets dildos & fingers crammed up there too. It all seemed a little too much & not enough, if that makes any sense. She does take a DP but it was mainly a "Fuck away at your ass" angle that Christoph tended to use in his earlier material. Karma ends the scene with yet two rather weak cumshots from the guys.

Scene Three - Dagmar & Christoph: This is one of those "Anal Training" moments I guess, where Christoph puts a mask on a young lady, collar & string around her neck & does things to her asshole. Located in a room, the gorgeous blonde Dagmar gets the anal treatment this time, and I must say it's better than the anal training moments I've seen in Euro Hardball 1, 16 & 8. Christoph uses toys a lot less & really just fucks her ass a whole lot. Dagmar has a excellent body & could be attractive even with a mask over her head. Not to mention she is one serious fuck and takes charge of the reverse cowgirl. The scene ends up with a weak facial but there was some pretty good fucking here.

Scene Four - Nancy, David Perry & Ian Scott: In my opinion the best scene in the movie. Nancy's a very skinny blonde with a good attitude towards sex. She starts off in a bathing suite & high heels she never removes. By a pool or hot tub of some sorts, Nancy gets at the guys & gives them very good blowjobs. She blows Ian Scott & gets fucked doggystyle by David Perry. That leads into some extra hot side saddle sex & a hot blowjob. Ian Scott gets his turn and goes to town on her cowgirl style while she blows David Perry. Nancy remains busy throughout this & looks excellent plugged up at both ends, whew. She continues to ride Ian & gets her ass fingered by David. Ian fucks her ass breifly then David fucks her up the ass doggystyle. There's a little gaping anal in the process, also in the reverse cowgirl position. Nancy really shows her love for anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. I must say I loved her love for anal sex :) . Anyway, she blows both guys & then receives a DP in the reverse & cowgirl positions. Lots of good fucking, rarely a dull moment & two good oral cumshots for Nancy.

Scene Five - Ellen, Sandra Key & Christoph Clark: This is the last scene of the flick but I wouldn't say it's the peak. It's all actually very boring & nowhere near Christoph's best material in my opinon. The scene opens up in a bedroom with Ellen, Christoph & Sandra dressed in S&M gear bent over the bed. Christoph & Ellen do various things to her asshole & Christoph fucks her up the ass reverse cowgirl. They then mess with her asshole some more & Ellen finally receives penetration (anal). I wish I could say I was satisfied but I wasn't at all. He fucks her briefly & then goes back to sticking foreign objects in Sandra's ass. He fucks her side saddle which was pretty nice, then has her bend over & cums on her ass.

DVD EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Bonus Footage, Biography of Christoph Clark, Cast List by Scene (A lot of the names are scrambled so it's pretty useless) & Filmographies

DVD QUALITY: Visually everything is sharp but audio wise it wasn't up to par

All I can say is the Euro Angels Hardball series has had way better moments. Not just this series, but Christoph Clark has had better moments. This installment is just pale in comparison to some of my favorites like #16, #8 & #15. Christoph took a huge leap from #7 to #8 as far as directing & sexual chemistry. I usually don't mind the anal play with the gloves & dildos, but here I found it to be very annoying & unsuccessful in enhancing the sexual chemistry.

I could really only reccomend this to hardcore fans of Nancy. Granted Dagmar's anal training was very good, she was masked up for the majority of the scene & didn't take much of a facial. The covergirl Ellen was surely not as active as one would want her to be. Karma & Sandra bring in decent performances but nothing that really makes this installment stand out. I would pass on picking this title up unless you're a big fan of Nancy or wish to have every single volume of Euro Hardball.