Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 8 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  8/1/2009

Phattys, Rhymes & Dimes #8 (2008)
THEMES: Black, Ethnic, Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Amateur
Starring: Alay Milan, Toni Sweets, Melody, Lacy Davis, Crystal, B. Pumper, Nat Turnher & Aurora Jolie (Bonus Scene)
Produced & Directed by: B. Pumper

Phattys - Thick and beautiful women with meat on their bones. Not the same as a BBW.
Rhymes - Poetry; rhyming words that sound the same
Dimes - Insanely beautiful women who are perfect 10s.

This is what phattys, rhymes and dimes are all about. Personally, I felt the need to see more B. Pumper’s black-on-black works. Plus, as I look through my collection and as I am just about finished watching porn entirely, I feel that I don’t have enough flicks with black women (I am considering owning Black Butthole Stretchers). While Mr. Butt Fetish was his grand work of art, Gapeman and Black Butthole Stretchers were also instant classics. Those flicks are very cheeky, jiggly and holey, when it came to the ass obsession department. The Ass Spread on the other hand was cheeky, but not jiggly or holey at all. This series is almost similar to The Ass Spread, except you’ll only see black women and women mixed with black in them, with gracious curves. This series is anal-light, devoted to women of color with big butts and beautiful faces. Now, I love B. Pumper’s movies. My second favorite director at Evil Angel and pornography overall, he is an excellent entrepreneur/businessman. Not only does he make porn, but he makes raps. Most of the women in this series are first-timers and one-timers only. Strangers who he may have met at strip clubs, parties, nightclubs, the mall and other public gatherings and shit. I applaud the hell out of this man. At one time, I felt he was a lame performer, hence the scene with him and Georgia Peach in Belladonna’s Dark Meat. But trust me. He turned his shit up some notches!

Alay Milan
In between scenes, there are music videos with him and the upcoming female talent for the upcoming scene. My favorite video/song is Ripp It (featuring Alay Milan). The first scene stars Alay Milan, who mixed with Black, Brazilian, Samoan and Korean. Either way, she’s a bad ass. She talks a little bit ghetto, but she’s not ghetto like Asia! She jiggles and spreads her booty open, exposing her rectal hole, butt cheeks and masturbates, playing with her tits and clit on a couch. She gets up, looking for B. Pumper and amid her walking, she switches, purposely strutting and the camera shoots the action in slow-motion. She gives B. some “brain” (a hip-hop term for blowjob) and uses her hand. B. eats her clit from the back as she spreads her buttocks open. B. fucks her coochie doggystyle, on a kitchen counter, after she says that’s how she wants it. Occasionally, he slaps her ass and uses his saliva to get her wet. She rides in cowgirl and this is when it gets more energetic. Then, it goes to reverse cowgirl, where he at one point holds her butt cheeks open with his thumbs. There’s P2M and more doggystyle on the floor, where the view is joyous and we get to see all her booty! He makes it jiggle, spreads it open and she makes her pussy fart. B. hits it from the side and he busts on her butt. Alay Milan is a hot woman, but aside from the tease, this is a nice scene. Nothing too remarkable. While it’s a good scene, it’s also the weakest in the flick.

Toni Sweets
Up next is Toni Sweets (Manuel Ferrara’s Phat Bottom Girls and The Ass Spread), with her bad ass self. I wish SHE was in Black Butthole Stretchers instead of Vanessa Monet! She talks with B. outside, shows her beautiful black buns outdoors, pulling her thong bikini to the side and spreads her booty open. I believe she happened to make it on the front cover of a new Buttman magazine that came out this year. All you saw was black beauty with baby oil all over her buns with a yellow string crept up her buttocks! She makes her butt jiggle and spreads it open a lot. Then, she walks around and you see her booty switching. And this happens not once, but twice! The second time, you see a close-up of her switching buttocks, as if we’re finally seeing a black girl in a Buttman video. And it’s so incredible. Although this tease sequence with her is very hot, Toni Sweets was a lot better in The Ass Spread! In this scene, she meets Nat Turnher in a bedroom, gives him a very hot, gentle and skilled blowjob and it’s one of the best blowjobs I’ve ever laid eyes on. She hops her big black ass on Nat and rides his dick in cowgirl with delight. Her and Nat kiss before he nails her pussy from the back and the sex gets real energetic and nasty! Toni moans and her booty naturally jiggles a lot. She’s then worked over and busted-out in missionary and from the side. She rides in cowgirl again and all you see is her booty bouncing, grinding and jiggling. And it’s a wonderful view. She gets it in reverse cowgirl and doggystyle before Nat busts on her face.

Melody
Now, we see Melody, who was on the front cover of B. Pumper’s New Lil Freaks Get It Poppin 5 (a flick with a funny-ass theme song from B. Pumper). Dressed up like a girl scout with fishnets on, she shows her titties, bending over for some up skirt views. She’s sporting fishnets with no drawers, showing all her sexy booty. She sits on a chair, legs spread, playing with her coochie. She pulls her fishnets down, showing her raw behind, spreading her buttocks, with her rectum all out. As much as I love booty, B. Pumper overdoes a lot of this ass spread stuff. But I’m making an exception, because Melody is so precious! She’s only able to put B.’s penis head in her mouth. No more than that. He bends her over and eats her pussy from behind and fingers it. Melody so far is blowing my mind! B. is fucking her sweet black pussy from the back. Grabbing her butt cheeks as he’s fucking her, her pussy makes noises as well. She sits on him and offers one of the mot amazing cowgirl fucks I’ve ever seen in any black-on-black porno flick. Lovely as it is, B. also slaps her butt. What the fuck is it with him and grabbing a woman’s pussy, making coochie gapes? He does it almost all the time. After the cowgirl is over (unfortunately), there’s reverse cowgirl, sideways, missionary, more pussy eating and fingering. This girl moans softly and it turns you on. B. keeps fucking her in various positions before he busts in her mouth. Melody is somebody who I really want to see more of in the future. If he casts her in something like Mr. Butt Fetish 2 and/or Black Butthole Stretchers 2, I am ALL IN! This turns out to be one of the best scenes in the entire flick. A real flawless victory!

Crystal
Crystal is a fiery redbone (another word for a light-skinned black woman) with brunette hair and green eyes! Pulling her panties down slowly, it looks so good going down the crack of her bootay! She bends over, doggystyle, spreading her big, tight ass. You get to see how tight her ass is and how ripe her big tomato is. She shows her titties, fingers in her clit with her legs way up in the air. On all fours, she crawls to a couch, switching that ass. She spreads her booty again with her anal tunnel exposes, fingering her pussy from the back. If you happen to be a raincoater, you will appreciate the hell out of this tease sequence. If I were one, I would have bust two already and we’re only 10 minutes into the scene. B. appears and she sucks him. He pulls her big ass up on his lap and do a hot standing cowgirl, with the action being shot underneath. And all you see is warrior sex and her heroine booty jiggling as she’s being piped down. But this doesn’t last long. B. eats her pussy from the back and fucks her pussy from the back. Her pussy farts while Pumper is in her and this happens a lot in this movie! I won’t be surprised if it happens again in the next scene. There’s even some POV as the girl holds her booty open while he’s fucking her doggystyle. Even the most ass-obsessed anal-obsessed fanatics will love this, although not a thing goes up her dookie-hole! She gets rammed in cowgirl, ass gorgeously in debris with a lingerie string dangling down her ass and being gripped by B. Pumper. She rides in reverse cowgirl and with her legs up in the air and sitting sideways. B. starts to make some funny-ass faces for the camera and not in the style as Lex Steele does. More pussy eating before sliding in missionary. I’m not surprised that as he’s fucking her, she’s spreading her butt cheeks. It’s the usual in a B. Pumper flick.. She takes his big black dick, jerks it off with one hand as she’s smiling, showing her pretty eyes to the world and he busts on her face, with her lips poked out and shit. Another flawless victory! Another brilliant scene from Pumper and for Crystal, who’s in her first scene ever!

Lacy Davis
Here’s the final scene with Lacy Davis, who’s striking me as another brown-skinned black girl who looks like Naomi Russell. The theme song Doin’ A Lot is another hype track. She’s indoors, pulled her shorts down and bending over so nastily, showing all her booty meat. This will make Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em make a dirty version of his song Booty Meat, if he hasn’t already. With her booty shorts only pulled down under her cheeks, she walks around the house, switching, bending over, spreading her booty and playing in her clit while biting her nails. She walks up a flight of stairs, switching and lays on a bed, playing with her cooch and jiggling her booty. She sucks B. Pumper’s dick as she massages his balls and rolls her eyes in the back of her head, although she can’t fit all of him in. Pumper eats her out from the back. Something he loves to do in this flick. He makes her pussy gape, although it’s super-tight. He slides in her, missionary, although her pussy is super-tight and he struggles to hit it at first. He fucks her in various positions. While it’s not a very energetic scene, it was hotter than the first with Alay Milan. Especially when she gets done in sideways and doggystyle as she’s on her stomach, it’s so right! He nuts on her ass. I could say that this is another flawless victory, but… AAAHHHH!

DVD QUALITY:
This is another fully-loaded B. Pumper package. It comes with two DVDs and a soundtrack CD, which contains the songs from this flick right here. I wish there was a CD included for Black Butthole Stretchers because that theme song is insanely incredible! There’s trailers for B. Pumper’s back catalog from his production company and 7 music videos are also on the second DVD, as a separate feature. There’s a section called “Pumper Talk” (which happens to be at the end of the flick), 44 minutes of BTS footage and a photo gallery. There’s also an uncut bonus scene with Aurora Jolie, from Aurora Jolie’s Cum In My Booty, which happens to be a flawless victory (not shot in HD)! This is the best bonus scene that I have ever seen in a B. Pumper DVD! It’s a serious treat (something the Black Butthole Stretchers DVD really needed)! No cast info at all. The flick is shot in anamorphic widescreen.

BOTTOM LINE:
This is the first flick I have seen and I doubt if it will be the last, although I am considering myself through with porn after seeing 3 or 4 other movies that I really desire to see. My only gripes… NO ANAL!!!! I would have liked to see this, especially for Crystal, Melody, Toni Sweets and/or Alay Milan. Alay Milan’s scene wasn’t as energetic or hype as the other scenes in this flick. I’ve noticed that in most of Pumper’s flicks, there’s usually that ONE scene that isn’t as hype as others. But that’s acceptable. I can deal with one average/bad scene out of five. Black Butthole Stretchers was the same way. There’s rap music in the background, which is compnsed by Pumper and it goes from medium to almost nonexistent. If you see the trailer for part 9 of this series, there’s this black woman in there named Beautiful and she makes you wanna dream about her fine-ass. A divine sista! I can say the same thing about Cali Davenport and Carmen Michaels (who resembles Pam Grier in Coffy), who both star in part 10, which just came out! As a movie, it was hyper, more cheeky and jiggly than The Ass Spread. Although I enjoyed Toni Sweets a lot better in the latter film. There’s so much in this flick The Ass Spread can never, ever touch! It’s rare to find really hot black-on-black porn and the hottest black-on-black skin-flicks ever are Waxxin’ Phat Asses, Black Girls Get Nasty Too, Black Butthole Stretchers and Phatty Girls 6. I have to add this one to that list, as it’s one of the five best black-on-black pornos I’ve seen! Yes, this flick is that brilliant. Nevermind those amateurish flicks like Video Team’s My Baby Got Back series and even Black Ass Addiction, which everyone wanted a review for so badly back in 2007. Every female in this flick blew my mind, even in the BTS footage (where you’ll mostly see B. Pumper shave the women’s hairy pussies). Even for those who dislike B. Pumper, get over that and test this flick out. This is another must-see from the man himself. He will make a liar out of your ass. Where Justin Slayer left off, B. Pumper picked up… At The Evil Empire!

Replay/Stroke Value: 93% - High!
OVERALL RATING: 98.8% - Own it immediately!