Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 8 Review

Reviewed by The Metropolitan  on  5/31/2009

Brian Pumper really outdid himself here. What a beautiful cast he has assembled. Alay Milan was flawless, Toni Sweets' body was incredibly hot, Crystal was amazing with maybe the most beautiful eyes I've seen and Lacy Davis did a great job for a newcomer. My favorite was Melody, whose beauty and enthusiasm was unmatched. Every scene seemed to work in fact, the only gripe I have was the background music, which thankfully was present only in two scenes, but was rather distracting. Other than that, a fine release from Pumper.

SCENE 1: Alay Milan & Brian Pumper

First-timer Alay has short brown hair with a killer body and is wearing a black bra with booty shorts and long black gloves. After some solo action, Alay walks around the house looking for companionship. She finds Pumper, who is more than willing to accomodate her.

Positions: Doggie, CG, RCG, Spoon, Mish

Wow, Alay was fun to watch. Great body and she knew what she was doing. This one was a marathon, lasting 50 minutes! Great opener.

SCENE 2: Toni Sweets & Pumper

Toni is something else; gorgeous face, long black hair, nice trim body and long legs, complete with heels.

Positions: CG, Doggie, Mish, RCG, Spoon

This one was hot and heavy, never letting up. In fact, the only thing hurting this scene was the background music.

SCENE 3: Melody & Pumper

Melody is one of the hottest ladies I've ever seen. I've previously seen her in NEW 'LIL FREAKS GET IT POPPIN' 5, another Pumper flick, and immediately fell in love. Here, Melody is sporting a sexy button-down grey top with a black tie, a grey pleated skirt, awesome black fishnet pantyhose and heels. Let me tell ya, I could watch scene after scene of Melody all day and never get bored.

Positions: Doggie, CG, RCG, Spoon, Mish

Good, Good, Good. Melody is a total dime piece and looked so good doing her thing. Pumper was solid.

SCENE 4: Crystal & Pumper

Crystal is wearing a pink corset with black stockings and pink heels; nice, right up my alley. After the very sexy Crystal teases for the camera, Pumper enters and the two get at it.

Positions: Doggie, CG, RCG, Mish

Crystal was way hot and fun to watch, but the background music was a bit distracting.

SCENE 5: Lacy Davis & Pumper

Lacy is a site to behold. This first-timer has some of the longest legs I've ever seen, in fact, her entire body is awesome. After strutting her stuff for a while, Lacy climbs the steps up to the bedroom, where she shows off a little more. Soon, Pumper joins in and the two get down to business.

Positions: Spoon, Mish, CG, RCG, Doggie

I was amazed by Lacy right away. Not only was she smokin' hot, her soft moaning was a huge turn-on. Pretty good scene.

Extras include a bonus scene with Aurora Jolie, BTS, music videos, photo gallery and trailers.