Anal Beach Buns Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  5/31/2009

Anal Beach Buns (2008)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Big Butts, Anal, All Sex, Lesbian, Interracial
Starring: Ricki White, Rucca Page, Lexi Love, Bobbi Starr, Velicity Von, Melissa Lauren, Ashley Blue, Carolyn Reese, Emilianna, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus & Criss Strokes
Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin

I wasn’t gonna see this flick at first, regardless of the spontaneous all-star cast. But last week, I’ve started getting into Jay Sin’s work. The only flick from him that I was in disappointed in was Deep Anal Abyss, which turns out to be a bestseller from him. As far as seeing Anal Buffet, that time may come soon, but I’ve lost interest. The Milk Nymphos series looks hype as hell. Unlike most directors, he does a flick every other month instead of every month. But it’s all gravy. He cranks out tight shit in the genre of anus-obsessed colon arts, minus the ass smelling fetishes you’ll find in flicks from Belladonna and B. Pumper. From golf balls and toy burials to honey and dairy products (even the lactose intolerant can endure this), it’s like he’s reading the minds of many people like myself, who has a true fascination on the beauty of the ass. I recall a friend of mine looking through my porn collection and at first, he was disgusted, asking me “Do you know what’s in an ass?” He used to think men watching this stuff was on the DL, but he work up and he got turned out from the same genre. If he saw Jay’s flicks, he’d collapse! I doubt that I’ll be disappointed in this one, as I was with Deep Anal Abyss.

Lexi Love & Velicity Von
It’s always a pleasure to see Lexi Love (Belladonna’s Dark Meat, Belladonna’s Iodinegirl, Evil Anal 7). Velicity Von was at her greatest in Buttman’s Stretch Class 2. They’re sunbathing and then, hop in a pool where they swim, bounce their butts, beating against each other. They both check each other out, dropping their drawers and checking if they have tan lines. Sean Michaels appears, handing them towels. Indoors, they both bend over next to each other, Sean rubs baby oil all on ‘em. They jiggle and shake a lot, talking about how virile Sean is. He licks in and exposes Lexi’s butt hole. They both stand up, shaking and jiggling their buttocks and guess what? They rub booties together (too bad the action isn’t shot from underneath)! On their knees, they give blowjobs. Oil on the titties. Velicity titty-fucks Sean. More butt shots. Sean is looking supercool with his dark glasses! More sloppy blowjobs. His dick is too big for them. He eats Velicity’s pussy as she’s standing over him. They grind the hell out of his legs. Velicity is the first to ride the dick (cowgirl vag). Then Lexi rides the same way. Lexi squirts. More blowjobs. Doggystyle vag for Velicity, while she’s doing a 69 with Lexi. He goes up Velicity’s tight asshole and has trouble doing her at first. He pulls Velicity’s hair and Lexi spreads Velicity’s cheeks. Dick-bangin’ action is shown at a close range. Velicity takes it like a soldier girl soon. Then Lexi gets it in the ass, doggystyle. She squirts and pours oil out her ass. Velicity gets under her, spanking Lexi’s pussy. Lots of A2M and gapes from Lexi. Velicity eats Lexi’s ass out. Lexi winks. Velicity spits in Lexi’s mouth. More A2M and Lexi squirting. Velicity rides in cowgirl anal. Lexi licks Velicity’s ass something freaky. Sean grips her big ass right as she rides and Lexi spanks her, demanding her to “Ride that cock!” Velicity comes and Lexi spreads her ass open with her rectum gaping, Sean’s huge middle finger pushes up against Lexi’s butt. She lubes it before riding the dick in cowgirl. She rides and she squirts on camera. More butt fucking for Lexi. She comes and Velicity licks the come out of Lexi’s gaping ass. Butt noises. Sean comes on Lexi’s ass mostly. A flawless victory, lasting over 62 minutes.

Ashley Blue & Melissa Lauren
This is the best I’ve ever seen Ashley Blue, who almost looks like Olivia O’Lovely’s twin. Melissa Lauren is sunbathing and Ashley sprays sun-tan spray on her. She returns the favor, checking to see if they have tan lines. They go indoors where they play with each other, freak each other out, pour oil all over each other, rub tits, play with hair pins, tongue kiss and then some. One of them even puts their titty up the other girl’s ass. Ass eating, face sitting, 69 and anal play happens, of course. Ashley Blue farts right before Melissa eats her ass out. While it’s hot, this is different than most of the g/g scenes Jay Sin usually does. Although we’ve probably seen this before in one of Belladonna’s all-girl flicks, it’s a very bootylicious scene, nevertheless.

Ricki White & Rucca Page
Ricki White is another favorite breezie of mine. She’s starting to remind me of Deborah Taylor (Rio Carnival Orgy 2, Buttman’s Anal Show 5), a Brazilian hottie who I love. Looks like Ricki may have lost a little weight. Rucca Page (Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 3) is with her, thank goodness. They’re on a beach, sunbathing and talking shit until they meet Criss Strokes. He rubs oil on their backs. They return the favor. Ricki White is known for her juicy Dubbles. Her cheeseburgers. Same for Rucca Page, who has a hairy pussy to match. They head indoors where the ladies eat and rub each others titties and give dude a blowjob. The ladies strip butt naked and Ricki shows all her booty and rides the dick. Rucca’s ass has tan lines. Then Rucca rides RCG, with that astonishing hairy pussy of hers. Something about her hairy pussy makes me so hot and bothered to the point to where I’d love to smell it if I ever came across her (I believe I’ve said this before in my overrated review for Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 3). More BJ action. Ricki bends over and Criss fucks the shit out of her, up the ass, on some chair. It gets very noisy and all you see is long dick plunging her big ass. A2M, as Rucca tastes Ricki’s butt. More BJ, Ricki slaps Rucca’s face before Rucca hops on Chris with her asshole, finally! She takes it in cowgirl and doggystyle. This is when she really gets banged up. Ricki shakes her bootay. Lots of A2M, a few gape shots from Rucca and Ricki rides in cowgirl anal. This is when Ricki jiggles a lot and grinds the fuck out of the dick slow and easy. He comes on them. Another flawless victory!

Carolyn Reese & Emiliana
Two blonde cuties are alone at a beach, wearing tank tops and thong bikinis, playing in waves in the water, jumping, running and jiggling. They lay on towels, rubbing each others buns with oil. This reminded me of something from the classic Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 4. They run to a bathroom, undress and hop in a shower. They rub all in and on each others buns, kissing with their flesh colliding and all. Emiliana… When I first saw her, I thought she was Phoenix Marie for a moment. She doesn’t look too far from her. Actually, she looks like a mixture of Phoenix Marie and Ryan Connor. They eat out and Emiliana is the first one to dive her tongue in Carolyn’s ass. They rub bodies, do all types of g/g shit (toys, enemas, massages, etc.). While the scene is slow and lacking on energy, it’s a decent showcase of poon & booty. I’ve seen better g/g scenes from Jay Sin’s other flicks. This scene was simply a filler, but it’s the best filler I’ve seen in awhile.

Bobbi Starr
Bobbi Starr, looking hot as ever, steps in a room, pulling down her tight jeans, sporting a light blue bikini. She has a huge tan line around her buttocks and I don’t believe it’s real. I have never seen Bobbi Starr’s ass look like this before. Ever. If this is on purpose, I see what Jay Sin was trying to do for the tan-line fetishists out there, so I understand! Her panties come off and she’s bouncing her ass on a beach ball. She oils herself up., plays in her ass with toys and her fingers. She winks. Two men with BBCs appear and Bobbi gives tight Bjs to them both. Bobbi sits on Sean Michaels’ face, shaking and wiping herself all over him as she sucks Mr. Marcus off. Sean rides her pussy from the back as she blows Mr. Marcus. They switch. After that, Sean takes her butt from the back and it gets nasty. Mr. Marcus is next to do it in missionary. They hit her ass in various positions until they come. It’s a hot interracial sex scene with these two brothers banging Bobbi Starr. Nothing too remarkable, but nothing simple at all. I liked this scene better than her scene in Gapeman. I’ll tell you that shit!

DVD QUALITY:
This is another fully-loaded 2DVD set. There’s 4 trailers, including trailers for Milk Nymphos and Milk Nymphos 2. There’s the cumshot recap, bloopers, BTS footage, outtakes, spontaneous interviews, a huge photo gallery and cast into.

BOTTOM LINE:
I expected for Anal Beach Buns to be a five-star flick and that it was. So much better than Deep Anal Abyss. I’ll say it’s in the same league as Anal Acrobats 3, although part of me wants to say Anal Acrobats 3 is a little better than this one (mainly because of Aline, Loona Luxx, Jenny Hendrix and Sasha Grey was up in there). This has an overall better cast than Anal Acrobats 3. It was more fun and bootylicious than Anal Acrobats 3. It wasn’t as bizarre and hard-edged as Anal Acrobats 3. The biggest flaw in this flick is the scene with Carolyn Reese & Emilianna. It looked as if Jay Sin was influenced by some Cinemax/Showtime erotic TV show or some shit. Too soft-core and not jiggly enough. The ridiculous tan lines on Bobbi Starr looked very unrealistic. And where the hell was Delilah Strong or Olivia O’Lovely for this flick?! They would have been great in here. But I believe Olivia O’Lovely is retired, so… I am very happy I saw this one. Much better than overrated trite, like Big Butts Like It Big.

Why am I comparing this one to Anal Acrobats 3? Well, I’ll be adding most than likely 3 Jay Sin flicks to my small collection of only 14 DVDs. I ought to be grabbing Gape Lovers 3 and Pretty Sloppy. I am currently deciding if I want to own this one or Anal Acrobats 3, if not both of those as well. With Pretty Sloppy & Gape Lovers 3 being his most essential films, I am so damn glad I’ve taken the chance to see Jay Sin’s flicks, as I am putting a stop to my extensive porn viewing sooner than later. Flower Tucci & Phoenix Marie should star in Anal Buffet 2, with their big “stankin’” asses. Both of them look like they could be twins. I may see that in the future. I will be reviewing Anal Buffet soon. Jay Sin is the “Buttman” for this generation today. Be careful. His flicks will have you hooked and viewing the female posterior in a forbidden light more than necessary!

Replay/Stroke Value: 89% - Medium-High.
OVERALL RATING: 96.7% - Own it.