Anal Acrobats 3 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  5/28/2009

Anal Acrobats 3 (2008)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, Fetish, Toys, Interracial, Lesbian, All Sex, Oral
Starring: Sasha Grey, Aline, Loona Luxx, Holly Wellin, Tory Lane, Ariel X, Mya Nichole, Jayda Diamonde, Jenny Hendrix, David Perry, Rico Strong & Mick Blue
Produced & Directed by: Jay Sin

Jay Sin has a twisted side of his sexuality. And we love him for depicting it in his movies, right?! After seeing Pretty Sloppy and Gape Lovers 3... How excessively delightful these flicks are, I had to see this one. Plus, I’m in love with Aline & Sasha Grey. And this will be my first time seeing anything in this crazy series, plus Jenny Hendrix (a starlet who Manuel Ferrara did an entire flick on). Next, I will see Deep Anal Abyss and maybe, maybe Anal Buffet (another Jay Sin project with an all-star cast). Be careful when reading this review and/or watching this flick. Butts and assholes are pushed to the limit in this series and it’s more hardcore than Christoph Clark’s Euro Hardball series. This is real hardball, for the ass!

Ariel X & Tory Lane
Two brunette hotties are in a gym locker room, wearing some bodysuits and thigh-high socks. They bang each others bodies, grinding and dancing slowly, playing with a jump rope, tying it around each others jiggling backyard flesh. They both sit backwards on a bench, exposing all that sweet booty, pulling their bodysuit strings to the side. They are constantly moving their asses and making their assholes wink. They hog out each others asses with their mouths, eating it like it’s going out of style. Both girls play in each other’s asses, spanking them. What do you know?! Golf balls are inserted in their asses and you see the golf ball disappear in their tight asses, slowly. Then, they push (or should I say shit?!) the golf ball out and sometimes, it’s harder to come out than it was for it to go in. When it comes out, it gets licked. This is some shit that a girlfriend shown me a few years ago and she thought it was the sexiest thing to see golf balls stuffed up a woman’s ass while some guy was buttfucking her. This doesn’t happen in this scene and I have no idea which flick it’s from. I saw something like this in Buttman & Rocco Go to Montreal, but it wasn’t as hardcore as this right here. This is a hot girl-on-girl scene and while there’s intensity, it’s a slow and quiet scene that lasts a bit longer than necessary. But I should expect that. Jay Sin’s girl-on-girl scenes are usually overdrawn and last longer than necessary at times.

Sasha Grey & Holly Wellin
Sasha Grey is here! She’s dressed up as a lamb, pulling her drawers down, opening her booty all the way, showing all that ass, winking her booty hole. Recently, I’ve seen her in Buttman’s Stretch Class 2 and her scene in there is a son-of-a-bitch. I never, ever though I would see Sasha Grey in this kind of light, which is ass obsession! This is the second flick I’ve seen her in where the theme is mainly ass obsession. So, I’m prepared to see some hot shit! She stuffs some huge golf balls in her rectum, with her drawers barely off, sporting some pantyhose. She’s really stretching her muscles tough. She plays in her ass for awhile, as that’s mainly what the camera focuses on, aside from her orgasmic faces now and then. Holly Wellin is an animal catcher, hunting for Sasha, the lamb, with a net trap. She catches her, bent over and trying to get that ball out her ass. Holly gets it out, licks the ass juices off and puts it back in repeatedly. Holly strips and Sasha plays in her ass with spit, her tongue and toys. This goes on until big Rico Strong appears and Sasha and Holly puts his dick in their mouths. It gets a bit rough when Rico holds Holly’s mouth open with his hands while he’s fucking her in the mouth. The two ladies exchange spit and he does Sasha the same. Sasha tries to endure Rico’s dick while a golf ball is already stuck in her ass and she pulls I off. Rico is strong in her ass, while the golf ball is in there! You better believe it! Believe this is the same Sasha Grey who wanted Rocco to punch her in the stomach and he refused! There’s A2M. He slides in Holly’s ass and hits it. Lotta trash talk from Sasha. This shit is hype as hell! Sasha sits on Holly’s face so she can eat her out. Holly stops to make orgasmic yells and Sasha says “I didn’t tell you to stop eating my fuckin’ pussy!” I’m like, “YES! YES! That’s what I’m talking about!” Holly turns around and gets it doggystyle. That’s when Sasha gets more demanding, slapping Holly’s ass. Rico gets tougher and Holly fucks him back. They really put a stronghold on this woman’s butt! Rico, in fact, spends more time with her than Sasha. He comes in Holly’s mouth.

Jayda Diamonde & Mya Nichole
Jayda Diamonde is a unattractive, pale white girl who takes a basket full of bouncy balls, shoving them all in her pussy & ass. That is until Mya Nichole appears, pulls her daisy dukes off and takes a stack of huge, oversized anal beads and shoving them up Jayda’s ass. David Perry appears… Wait a minute! This is David Perry? I had my people mixed up. I thought David Perry was the guy who fucked Phoenix Marie & Harmony Rose in Gape Lovers 3. My bad. Excuse me! Anyway, there’s lots of analingus until he appears and fucks them both in the ass. This scene wasn’t too remarkable, other than Mya Nichole getting fucked silly. David Perry fucked Mya Nichole very good. Otherwise, this scene was very weak.

Aline & Loona Luxx
I am in love with Aline, that beautiful muthafucka! Only saw her in Buttman’s Stretch Class and the majorly flawed Anal Expedition 11. She’s wearing the evil hell out of these daisy dukes, bending over to pick strawberries, eating them. Watching her switch her badunkadunk in the outtakes footage made me so hard, so bad! Come to find out, she has a basket full of fruit and vegetables, eating them with Loona Luxx; another starlet I’m in awe over! They eat some fruit, Aline pulls Loona’s daisy dukes off and begins to taste her booty hole and pussy. Aline hides a strawberry in Loona’s pussy and eats her ass out, as it lays sideways. Golf ball goes in and out of Loona’s asshole. Next up is a Roma tomato. Then, both wind up in there. Aline sucks the juice off them both. More balls go in Loona’s ass and we see some extreme closeups of Loona’s asshole struggling to push that big ball out of her ass and Aline’s mouth trying to catch it. Then, Aline has the nerve to push another ball up in there! Loona’s butt hole is so blew out and it’s almost like she’s having a baby and shit! The tables turn and Aline’s daisy dukes get pulled down. Loona eats her and spreads her open directly in front of the camera. She winks. Loona takes some strawberries, pushing them in Aline’s ass and then eating them. Loona spends hella time dildoing Aline’s ass. Then, what the hell do you know! A fucking apple gets stuffed in her ass! Some people will take a look at this and think it’s very degrading. While I don’t see it as that very much, this is very extreme and over-the-top. Some women would never do this, either in porn or in r/l. It can be hot if it’s done right. And only certain pornographers can get away with doing this and not make it look trashy. But this is so overboard! I bet both ladies spent three days after this with a very loose butt hole. This scene lasted for 58 minutes. I’ll give this one a flawless victory, although it could have been cut down 10-15 minutes and more attention could have been paid to Aline’s beauty and buttocks, but you see more of that in the extra footage. Mercy!

Jenny Hendrix
And here she is. The woman everyone was talking about for awhile, even before Manuel Ferrara made a flick about her. Jenny Hendrix is nice-looking with thick lips and a thick butt. She bounces her ass a lot, sitting on a chair backwards. She pulls her lace panties down and I admit she has a very delicate bubble butt. So nice. She grabs a golf ball, kisses it, smearing it with lipstick and shoving it in her ass. Then, she smears lipstick all over her asshole. It’s so beautiful and daring! Can you imagine a dude fucking a girl in her ass, after he scribbles lipstick on her rectum? Can you imagine how people would have perceived this if they saw it 10 years ago? How obscene people would label this. Another ball goes in and out of her. Before a guy comes and she sucks his dick, she lets a big toy out of her ass, which was buried in there. A very grind house face sitting session begins when she sits on his face and he hogs her genitalia out with his mouth! She wiggles her ass cheeks gracefully. Dude fucks that big butt of hers in cowgirl. She looks back at the camera devilishly while she’s riding and trust me, she can ride a dick once she really gets into it. He stops to taste her pussy & ass before going back in her, missionary. He takes some lipstick, scribbling all in her booty, drawing a heart on it. Then, he fucks her ass in doggystyle and that’s when it gets so good. There’s even some closeups and all you see is big dick beating her battered asshole up. See there? This shit is erotic! I didn’t think this shit would happen in this scene. He doesn’t know when to stop eating her ass out. He fucks her more until he comes on her lips. I did not expect this scene to be this erotic but it was and it turned out to be another flawless victory!

DVD QUALITY:
This flick is divided into two parts in this fully-loaded 2DVD set. Extras include 6 trailers (more of the same trailers that was in the Gape Lovers 3 2DVD set. There’s cast info, cumshot recaps, photo gallery, BTS footage, outtakes (deleted scenes), interviews and bloopers. The extra footage is needed and it’s all hype as hell (more Sasha Grey, Aline & Loona Luxx)! The menu music is hot shit!

BOTTOM LINE:
Anal Acrobats 3 wasn’t like I thought it would be, but it’s still another brilliant-ass skin flick from Jay Sin. It has some high replay value, just not high like the previous two flicks I’ve seen from him. Of the three Jay Sin flicks I have seen, this one isn’t up to par with the likes of Pretty SloppyGape Lovers 3. I’m not saying that to say this is not a brilliant work of art. It is. If you are new to Jay Sin’s work and if you’re trying to grab only one ultimate flick from him, this might not be the flick to start with. I felt some of the girl-on-girl action was too lengthy and I didn’t expect the scene with Aline & Loona Luxx to be so damn nasty and hard-assed! The lowest point of this flick was the scene with Mya Nichole & Jayda Diamonde, which was a serious dud. I am so happy that there were barely any gape licking in this one here. Some people don’t like the excess spitting in Jay’s movies. I don’t care for gape licking. That to me is worse than the spitting. Out of five scenes, three of them are flawless victories. The first scene with Ariel & Tory Lane nearly got a flawless victory, but the lesbian action was longer than necessary and wasn’t intense enough for it to be long. Anyhow, Anal Acrobats 3 is another classic. Now, if I can get a hold of Deep Anal Abyss and maybe Anal Buffet, I’m gonna review those for sure. Then, I’m gonna add some of this man’s movies to my small collection.

Replay/Stroke Value: 89% - Medium-High.
OVERALL RATING: 96.7% - Own It!