Anal Motherfucker 2 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  1/10/2018

Anal Motherfucker 2 (2013)
THEMES: Anal, MILF, Mature, Anal, Big Butts, BBW, Ass Obsession
Starring: Zoey Portland, Syren DeMer, Simone Sonay, Dee Siren & Mike Adriano
Directed by: Mike Adriano

NOTE: So, seven years has passed since I ever laid eyes on a porno, let alone reviewed one. My personal sex life has been great and I have also discovered the dark side of women in real life. I felt no need to even look at porn and I still essentially avoid it, even though I, like other alpha studs, endure short dry spells also. I always felt like "why would anyone need to watch porn in the age of cheap travels and social media full of thousands of "attention freaks" or "bad bitches" throwing themselves at guys on social media left and right?

But during this terrible winter season when I find myself home-ridden at times, I've looked back at the Evil Angel video catalogs and discovered Mike Adriano has become one of, if not THE biggest porn director at The Evil Empire, Lex Steel directs there now (WHOO-HOO), Jake Malone passed away 4 years ago (RIP), B. Pumper is nowhere in sight, Belladonna retired, Dana Vespoli directed there, Manuel Ferrara left, etc... My inner curiosity to check out a few gems is here.

So for a very limited time only, I'll be reviewing no more than several goodies.

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One of the very last pornos I saw was "American Anal Sluts" and I quickly called that "the best porno flick ever made", while also giving praise to the likes of "Anal Overdose" and Jay Sin's "Pretty Sloppy" (can't believe that title is almost 10 years old and still stands out). I want to add today's porn is nothing like the porn from the 1990s and early 2000s. It's more animated, colorful and yet more rough, nasty, ultra-graphic and very despicable at times. While I do miss the classiness of the old Buttman videos, today's porn leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination (no wonder why some psychologists suggest that too much porn can desensitize a person and their neurological senses). Even with this said, me being the ass-obsessed butt lover that I am, Mike Adriano is what brought me back to watching some pornos again (sadly, I doubt seriously if anyone else would make bomb-ass flicks like Jake Malone's "Fuck Slaves" series ever again).

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Zoey Portland
- Zoey Portland is a pretty sexy white MILF with a big booty, like every other female in this video. Sporting neon lace with a garter belt, she takes a huge butt plug inside her ass much wider than a forearm. All you see if her anal lining being stretched open before some oral sex. Mike fucks her pussy and ass in various positions and some of the action looks good - except watching Zoey gaping. Mike cums in her mouth. Not a bad scene, but it wasn't remarkable, either. I've seen better honestly. But it suits a flick like this. (3/5)

Syren DeMer
- Now, THIS is WTF I'm talking about here. Syren DeMer is such a "bad bitch". Easily seen as one of my favorite white MILFs. And looking at the screenshots for this scene is what pushed me to wanting to see this video in the first place, otherwise I would have ignored it. My instincts told me everything about this scene would be pure fire and I was right. She has one of the best asses I've ever seen in porn and the booty-shaking ass-obsessed tease sequence is right on point. She drops her drawers, shakes, bends over, walks, switches, checks out her asshole and switches hard on a fucking treadmill! Now I don't beat off - especially to porn - but this is real beat-off material. Mike buttfucks this chick in various positions, but it doesn't get totally entertaining until he enters her doggystyle and when she sits on his dick. While I don't have much interest in watching other people get fucked (unless I'm the one doing it), this is some pretty good shit. There's even ass-to-mouth and Mike's salad getting tossed. In total, this scene is nothing less than hype. (5/5)

Simone Sonay
- Another beautiful white MILF wears the fuck outta some nude stockings (which don't match her neon panties) with her ass out and tattooed. She switches around in the lingerie before hopping on Mike's treadmill, switching all hard and it's a dick-hardening sight. Her ass is very thick, juicy and in shape, minus flab. Her voice turns me on to listen to, but then again, the same is said about the other ladies in this video. After playing in her ass and pussy, Mike fucks her ass doggystyle, then in other positions. They take a break so she can talk shit to the camera and have baby oil poured on her ass before taking dick again. Mike busts. Simone is one of the two main stars of this video. (5/5)

Dee Siren
- Dee Siren is a familiar white MILF/Cougar/BBW who I've seen on Flickr or Facebook years ago. While she is very attractive, her body isn't in total shape. While she's not obese, she is flabby. She's got a booty, nonetheless it's flabby, full of dents, cottage cheese and such. Not to insult her (I certainly wouldn't kick her ass out of my bed). The tease sequence is lengthy, but it's not something that I can honestly say kept my attention. I did use a lot of the "speed" button, as I found her to be too flabby for my liking. Plus the fact that there was a lot of anal prolapsing and hideous shots of Dee Siren's intestines. Plus we see the thin wall between her anus and pussy... done purposely. Total turn-off (one of the main reasons why I stopped watching porn and had enough of that shit in Jay Sin's videos). Anyway, the sex in doggystyle was great and while Dee is a cutie, I found myself being turned off. (3/5)

The video is shot in a widescreen format, so the a/v quality is very good. The flick runs at 3 hours and 1 min.; a single-disc release with light extras (photos and a some trailers for some other Mike Adriano flicks).

"Anal Motherfucker 2" is a flick dedicated to white MILFs with big butts, ass obsession and ass sex. But the envelope gets pushed at times and some of it turned me off (the same reasons why I have no interest in seeing something like "Anal Pornsluts"). Every woman in here is a beauty and I wouldn't kick any of them out of my bed... again. I've seen better Mike Adriano videos, not to mention better MILF videos which also starred Syren DeMer. If I started back owning a few porno-flicks, I wouldn't own no more than 3-5 tops. Unless you're a huge porn collector, I'd say rent it, or buy the scenes with Syren DeMer and Simone Sonay. While I personally wouldn't shell out $15 for this DVD, it is probably better than most of the shit out today.

REPLAY VALUE: 70%
OVERALL RATING: 70%