Too Much Anal Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Starring: Mike Adriano, Sarah Vandella, Alexis Ford, Heather Starlet, Dahlia Sky, Jessie Rogers, Mischa Brooks, Remy LaCroix
Released on: 2/4/2013
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 9/30/2023
Too Much Anal (2013)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts
Starring: Remy LaCroix, Dahlia Sky, Jessie Rogers, Mischa Brooks, Heather Starlet, Alexis Ford, Sarah Vandella, Gia DiMarco (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
a bonus Long Noel review
So, after seeing the trailer for Too Much Anal, I was like "Goddamn!" All the chicks are sexy and have real big booties without them being overweight. Similar to how I felt about Mad Asses and even Anal Asses before seeing them (Anal Asses is a five-star video, unlike Mad Asses). I am about to be finished with porn AGAIN and I was trying to decide which Adriano video would be my last one between this and Anal Inferno 3 (the scene with India Summer and Veronica Avluv looks hype as hell and so does the scenes with Bonnie Rotten and Maddy O'Reilly). I chose this one and judging by the covers and trailers, this one looks so much better. After watching this, I might update my list of the ten best Mike Adriano videos again and in order. Hell, I would even create a list of the twenty-five best Mike Adriano scenes and in order at the end of this review.
Remy LaCroix and Dahlia Sky are together and Dahila is the more blonde-haired one, whereas Remy is the dirty blond/brunette whose booty is the biggest. Remy is the first to undress and walk around showing all her booty. Then Dahlia takes off her shorts, showing her booty and the two bend over next to eachother, showing open booty shots. Dahlia spits on Remy's ass and licks it off. Typical Adriano shit. The two lay next to eachother and get ate out before they both take turns sucking Mike's D and they both take Mike's D in their asses starting in missionary, then positions swap with a lot of ATM. Not a bad scene, but I've seen better. This opening scene was a filler, no doubt.
Jessie Rogers is a Brazilian white girl with an awesome Brazilian hourglass body and this is where the video gets so much better! She is wearing the hell out of some jeans and her and Mike makes out before she uses the treadmill with her jeans on and off. She switches a lot with her fingers going up her ass. Mike takes her outside where they make out and he eats her ass out a lot as she plays with herself. You can tell he's really into it and is also quick to take her bootyhole in doggystyle and this chick has zero problems stuffing 4 fingers in her ass in between the session. She rides in reverse cowgirl before he pulls out the stupid speculum, eats her out and smashes again. The booty tease was very nice. But it's nothing we haven't seen before. I can't say I was excited about this scene. Jessie Rogers is sexy, but I've seen better.
Mischa Brooks was the bomb in Anal Asses. Looking back, her scene was the absolute best in that video with Jynx Maze coming in second. In this scene, she looks hot, but her wardrobe was even better in Anal Asses. But she got on blue jeans and a thong here and she pulls her jeans up and down and it's always heaven to look at and into this woman's butt. The booty obsession/tease in this scene is very nice and she switches her ass when she walks with a purpose! Her scene in Anal Asses certainly did not have this much booty tease, but something tells me the scene in the other video may be so much better sexually. Or maybe I'm saying that because so far, this video ain't as hot as I thought it would be. Mike eats her ass from the back and opens her up hella wide. But then, she shakes her ass real vicious before she walks around again and slow this time. She spits on her own ass and Mike wipes it on her and licks it off (What's the point of this silly shit?!) before she walks around and switches her cheeks again. While Mischa Brooks is a pleasure to look at no doubt, I'm coming to terms with the fact that this is formulaic. Yes, Mike Adriano has more five-star videos than most pornographers I've seen, but I'm getting tired of seeing the same ole shit. Mischa gets her ass tapped in missionary and in other positions. Not a bad scene, but as I predicted, she was superior in Anal Asses.
Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet are two big booty white girls and Alexis Ford is a powerhouse beauty! She wears a fatigue mini skirt and walks around a lot with her skirt covering her ass and raised above her buns. Heather looks like a real life Barbie doll and honestly, Alexis is too. Alexis is thicker than Heather and these two chicks will wind up being the major highlight of this entire video. I can tell it. Heather has a beautiful set of bootycheeks and she takes her shorts and thong off and the both stand next to eachother bent over, showing all their bootyholes. Mike eats them both out as they lay next to eachother on their backs and he goes from licking one girl's titties to smooching the other girls' booty. And I'll be damned, Alexis Ford takes her big ass indoors and switches super hard on the treadmill on purpose, clinching her booty cheeks and muscles. It's the same thing Savannah Fox did in Up Her Asshole 3. Then, Heather sits her ass on Mike's face and gives him a brief facesitting session before Alexis does the same thing. (Geez, why the fuck wasn't this scene put into Mad Asses or Up Her Asshole 3 instead??!!!!) Now, this is what I'm talking about! Pure visual unstoppable fire!!! The girls kiss as Mike eats their asses out from the back and Alexis takes her ass off her fingers and feeds it to Heather. Heather eats out Alexis and sucks Mike's D and she keeps sucking him while he eats Alexis's booty and they both share his D in a nasty oral sex session. They both take turns sucking his D and tossing his salad and he kisses the girls. The oral sex lasts for a pretty long time before he slides in Alexis' big booty and pokes it for a while until we see the nasty prolapsed colon shots. This goes on for a long time indoors and outdoors in the same position and so far Heather barely gets any D except it being in her moouth and it's like she's just there for ATM, booty tease and girl/girl analingus. Heather does take cum in her mouth and spits it in Alexis' mouth. I really don't care for Mike having two hot chicks in a scene and him only fucking one and leaving the other one hanging. It's the problem I had with the scene with Jynx Maze & Casey in Anal Asses, but unlike that scene, there's some hot action and butt stuff with Heather. I know I have a habit of saying "If this scene was in such-and-such video, it would have been so much better!" But I'm telling you, if this scene was in Mad Asses instead of Melina Mason, or if this scene was in Up Her Asshole 3 instead of that lame-ass Kenzie Vaughn, or even if this scene was in Anal Asses instead of that boring-ass scene with AJ Applegate and Katja Kassin in Anal Asses, then it would have made either one of those movies a guaranteed five-star porno that would have been even worth a blind buy. But Mike Adriano just had to put this scene in a video that was barely handing on by a thread! This scene turned out to be one of Mike Adriano's best 25 scenes of his career thus far!
Sarah Vandella is a curvy white girl wearing a black fishnet bodysuit that almost reminded you of one of those Buttman videos from 1997-1999. I felt like I was watching Buttman's Big Butt Euro Babes or Buttman's Rolling Cheeks again and when she hops her big ass on the treadmill, she, too, walks and switches hard with a fucking purpose! And get this, the fishnet bodysuit is still on! She gets her ass ate from behind and in missionary before she goes down on him. She puts lube in her own ass before bouncing it and stuffing several butt plugs up in there. Then Mike slides in her ass from behind and rides her until she changes positions. Unfortunately, this scene was short and the sex didn't last very long. Sarah is a hot girl with a very nice body, but unfortunately, she doesn't get as much screen time as the others in this video. This scene looked as if it was something he rushed and did. Not cool. But it has it's short-lived moments.
The bonus scene with Gia DiMarco was from Hard Anal Love – another Adriano video that's out of print and looked promising based on the trailer for it. Gia is a hot MILF with a nice body and it was a very hot scene to check out and it makes up for the first three scenes in this DVD (the first disc) which honestly was not good. There's also trailers, photo galleries and filmographies.
Too Much Anal? More like Too Much Wasted Time or Too Much Filler Action. The real highlight of the video belongs to Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet and that scene is indeed one of Adriano's best scenes. But why couldn't that have been put into Up Her Asshole 3, Anal Asses or Mad Asses instead of this video?! The video looked promising, but the first three scenes were just fillers with some nice booty obsession, but it pales in comparison to his five-star masterpieces which were put onto my list of Mike Adriano's ten best videos, which can be read on my review for Buttsluts (even though I would switch up the ranking for Anal Asses and Anal Appetite). Sarah Vandella's scene was unfortunately short-lived and this is another example of how he takes a near-perfect female cast and puts them into a video that was mediocre porno as a whole. Which is also why I avoided Anal Spinners, which has a perfect cast, but was evidentially devoid of lengthy booty obsession. Plus, I am tired of seeing the same ole formulaic shit. Just rent this or see if you can purchase and download the scene with Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet. Download that scene, stream it and own it for life. The rest of the video is Too Much Forgettable! If I were to ever see another Mike Adriano video in my life, it would be Anal Inferno 3. Otherwise, it's been good seeing his videos!
THE FILM'S RATING: 82%
THE DVD RATING: 95%
The 25 Best Mike Adriano Scenes (in order):
1. Summer Bailey, Ashli Orion & Missy Woods (American Anal Sluts)
2. Kimberly Kane & Bobbi Starr (Filthy Anal Girls/Bonus Scene in Anal Threesomes)
3. Alana Evans & Tiffany Mynx (Anal Overdose 2)
4. Nora Noir (MILFs Anal Addiction)
5. AJ Applegate (Mad Asses)
6. Ricki White & Beverly Hills (Bonus Scene in Anal Appetite)
7. Whitney Grace & Aria Austin (Anal Threesomes)
8. Nikita Denise (MILFs Anal Addiction)
9. Lisa Ann (MILFs Anal Addiction) + Lisa Ann (Anal Dream Team) [TIE]
10. Francesca Le (Anal Pornsluts)
11. Janet Mason (Bonus Scene in Anal Overdose 2)
12. Dana Vespoli (Asian Anal Addiction)
13. Tory Lane & Angelica Valentine (Anal Threesomes)
14. Mahina Zaltana (Anal Inferno)
15. Syren de Mer (Anal Motherfucker 2)
16. Krissy Lynn (Anal Starlets) + Nikki Sexx (Anal Starlets) [TIE]
17. Mischa Brooks (Anal Asses)
18. Kagney Lynn Karter (Anal Bombshells/Bonus Scene in Anal Dream Team)
19. Ashlynn Leigh (Anal Pornsluts/Bonus Scene in Anal Asses)
20. Alexis Ford & Heather Starlet (Too Much Anal)
21. Bridgette B. & Mya Nichole (Anal Overdose)
22. Jada Stevens (Mad Asses)
23. Beverly Hills & Samantha Sinn (American Anal Sluts)
24. Jennifer White & Angelica Raven (Anal Overdose)
25. Sophie Dee (Anal Appetite)
Other Honorable Mentions:
Courtney Cummz (Anal Appetite)
Maya Hills (Anal Overdose 2)
Kaylee Hilton & Chastity Lynn (Buttsluts)
Victoria White (California Anal Girls)
Jynx Maze (Anal Starlets)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, Big Butts
Starring: Remy LaCroix, Dahlia Sky, Jessie Rogers, Mischa Brooks, Heather Starlet, Alexis Ford, Sarah Vandella, Gia DiMarco (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
a bonus Long Noel review
So, after seeing the trailer for Too Much Anal, I was like "Goddamn!" All the chicks are sexy and have real big booties without them being overweight. Similar to how I felt about Mad Asses and even Anal Asses before seeing them (Anal Asses is a five-star video, unlike Mad Asses). I am about to be finished with porn AGAIN and I was trying to decide which Adriano video would be my last one between this and Anal Inferno 3 (the scene with India Summer and Veronica Avluv looks hype as hell and so does the scenes with Bonnie Rotten and Maddy O'Reilly). I chose this one and judging by the covers and trailers, this one looks so much better. After watching this, I might update my list of the ten best Mike Adriano videos again and in order. Hell, I would even create a list of the twenty-five best Mike Adriano scenes and in order at the end of this review.
Remy LaCroix and Dahlia Sky are together and Dahila is the more blonde-haired one, whereas Remy is the dirty blond/brunette whose booty is the biggest. Remy is the first to undress and walk around showing all her booty. Then Dahlia takes off her shorts, showing her booty and the two bend over next to eachother, showing open booty shots. Dahlia spits on Remy's ass and licks it off. Typical Adriano shit. The two lay next to eachother and get ate out before they both take turns sucking Mike's D and they both take Mike's D in their asses starting in missionary, then positions swap with a lot of ATM. Not a bad scene, but I've seen better. This opening scene was a filler, no doubt.
Jessie Rogers is a Brazilian white girl with an awesome Brazilian hourglass body and this is where the video gets so much better! She is wearing the hell out of some jeans and her and Mike makes out before she uses the treadmill with her jeans on and off. She switches a lot with her fingers going up her ass. Mike takes her outside where they make out and he eats her ass out a lot as she plays with herself. You can tell he's really into it and is also quick to take her bootyhole in doggystyle and this chick has zero problems stuffing 4 fingers in her ass in between the session. She rides in reverse cowgirl before he pulls out the stupid speculum, eats her out and smashes again. The booty tease was very nice. But it's nothing we haven't seen before. I can't say I was excited about this scene. Jessie Rogers is sexy, but I've seen better.
Mischa Brooks was the bomb in Anal Asses. Looking back, her scene was the absolute best in that video with Jynx Maze coming in second. In this scene, she looks hot, but her wardrobe was even better in Anal Asses. But she got on blue jeans and a thong here and she pulls her jeans up and down and it's always heaven to look at and into this woman's butt. The booty obsession/tease in this scene is very nice and she switches her ass when she walks with a purpose! Her scene in Anal Asses certainly did not have this much booty tease, but something tells me the scene in the other video may be so much better sexually. Or maybe I'm saying that because so far, this video ain't as hot as I thought it would be. Mike eats her ass from the back and opens her up hella wide. But then, she shakes her ass real vicious before she walks around again and slow this time. She spits on her own ass and Mike wipes it on her and licks it off (What's the point of this silly shit?!) before she walks around and switches her cheeks again. While Mischa Brooks is a pleasure to look at no doubt, I'm coming to terms with the fact that this is formulaic. Yes, Mike Adriano has more five-star videos than most pornographers I've seen, but I'm getting tired of seeing the same ole shit. Mischa gets her ass tapped in missionary and in other positions. Not a bad scene, but as I predicted, she was superior in Anal Asses.
Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet are two big booty white girls and Alexis Ford is a powerhouse beauty! She wears a fatigue mini skirt and walks around a lot with her skirt covering her ass and raised above her buns. Heather looks like a real life Barbie doll and honestly, Alexis is too. Alexis is thicker than Heather and these two chicks will wind up being the major highlight of this entire video. I can tell it. Heather has a beautiful set of bootycheeks and she takes her shorts and thong off and the both stand next to eachother bent over, showing all their bootyholes. Mike eats them both out as they lay next to eachother on their backs and he goes from licking one girl's titties to smooching the other girls' booty. And I'll be damned, Alexis Ford takes her big ass indoors and switches super hard on the treadmill on purpose, clinching her booty cheeks and muscles. It's the same thing Savannah Fox did in Up Her Asshole 3. Then, Heather sits her ass on Mike's face and gives him a brief facesitting session before Alexis does the same thing. (Geez, why the fuck wasn't this scene put into Mad Asses or Up Her Asshole 3 instead??!!!!) Now, this is what I'm talking about! Pure visual unstoppable fire!!! The girls kiss as Mike eats their asses out from the back and Alexis takes her ass off her fingers and feeds it to Heather. Heather eats out Alexis and sucks Mike's D and she keeps sucking him while he eats Alexis's booty and they both share his D in a nasty oral sex session. They both take turns sucking his D and tossing his salad and he kisses the girls. The oral sex lasts for a pretty long time before he slides in Alexis' big booty and pokes it for a while until we see the nasty prolapsed colon shots. This goes on for a long time indoors and outdoors in the same position and so far Heather barely gets any D except it being in her moouth and it's like she's just there for ATM, booty tease and girl/girl analingus. Heather does take cum in her mouth and spits it in Alexis' mouth. I really don't care for Mike having two hot chicks in a scene and him only fucking one and leaving the other one hanging. It's the problem I had with the scene with Jynx Maze & Casey in Anal Asses, but unlike that scene, there's some hot action and butt stuff with Heather. I know I have a habit of saying "If this scene was in such-and-such video, it would have been so much better!" But I'm telling you, if this scene was in Mad Asses instead of Melina Mason, or if this scene was in Up Her Asshole 3 instead of that lame-ass Kenzie Vaughn, or even if this scene was in Anal Asses instead of that boring-ass scene with AJ Applegate and Katja Kassin in Anal Asses, then it would have made either one of those movies a guaranteed five-star porno that would have been even worth a blind buy. But Mike Adriano just had to put this scene in a video that was barely handing on by a thread! This scene turned out to be one of Mike Adriano's best 25 scenes of his career thus far!
Sarah Vandella is a curvy white girl wearing a black fishnet bodysuit that almost reminded you of one of those Buttman videos from 1997-1999. I felt like I was watching Buttman's Big Butt Euro Babes or Buttman's Rolling Cheeks again and when she hops her big ass on the treadmill, she, too, walks and switches hard with a fucking purpose! And get this, the fishnet bodysuit is still on! She gets her ass ate from behind and in missionary before she goes down on him. She puts lube in her own ass before bouncing it and stuffing several butt plugs up in there. Then Mike slides in her ass from behind and rides her until she changes positions. Unfortunately, this scene was short and the sex didn't last very long. Sarah is a hot girl with a very nice body, but unfortunately, she doesn't get as much screen time as the others in this video. This scene looked as if it was something he rushed and did. Not cool. But it has it's short-lived moments.
The bonus scene with Gia DiMarco was from Hard Anal Love – another Adriano video that's out of print and looked promising based on the trailer for it. Gia is a hot MILF with a nice body and it was a very hot scene to check out and it makes up for the first three scenes in this DVD (the first disc) which honestly was not good. There's also trailers, photo galleries and filmographies.
Too Much Anal? More like Too Much Wasted Time or Too Much Filler Action. The real highlight of the video belongs to Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet and that scene is indeed one of Adriano's best scenes. But why couldn't that have been put into Up Her Asshole 3, Anal Asses or Mad Asses instead of this video?! The video looked promising, but the first three scenes were just fillers with some nice booty obsession, but it pales in comparison to his five-star masterpieces which were put onto my list of Mike Adriano's ten best videos, which can be read on my review for Buttsluts (even though I would switch up the ranking for Anal Asses and Anal Appetite). Sarah Vandella's scene was unfortunately short-lived and this is another example of how he takes a near-perfect female cast and puts them into a video that was mediocre porno as a whole. Which is also why I avoided Anal Spinners, which has a perfect cast, but was evidentially devoid of lengthy booty obsession. Plus, I am tired of seeing the same ole formulaic shit. Just rent this or see if you can purchase and download the scene with Alexis Ford and Heather Starlet. Download that scene, stream it and own it for life. The rest of the video is Too Much Forgettable! If I were to ever see another Mike Adriano video in my life, it would be Anal Inferno 3. Otherwise, it's been good seeing his videos!
THE FILM'S RATING: 82%
THE DVD RATING: 95%
The 25 Best Mike Adriano Scenes (in order):
1. Summer Bailey, Ashli Orion & Missy Woods (American Anal Sluts)
2. Kimberly Kane & Bobbi Starr (Filthy Anal Girls/Bonus Scene in Anal Threesomes)
3. Alana Evans & Tiffany Mynx (Anal Overdose 2)
4. Nora Noir (MILFs Anal Addiction)
5. AJ Applegate (Mad Asses)
6. Ricki White & Beverly Hills (Bonus Scene in Anal Appetite)
7. Whitney Grace & Aria Austin (Anal Threesomes)
8. Nikita Denise (MILFs Anal Addiction)
9. Lisa Ann (MILFs Anal Addiction) + Lisa Ann (Anal Dream Team) [TIE]
10. Francesca Le (Anal Pornsluts)
11. Janet Mason (Bonus Scene in Anal Overdose 2)
12. Dana Vespoli (Asian Anal Addiction)
13. Tory Lane & Angelica Valentine (Anal Threesomes)
14. Mahina Zaltana (Anal Inferno)
15. Syren de Mer (Anal Motherfucker 2)
16. Krissy Lynn (Anal Starlets) + Nikki Sexx (Anal Starlets) [TIE]
17. Mischa Brooks (Anal Asses)
18. Kagney Lynn Karter (Anal Bombshells/Bonus Scene in Anal Dream Team)
19. Ashlynn Leigh (Anal Pornsluts/Bonus Scene in Anal Asses)
20. Alexis Ford & Heather Starlet (Too Much Anal)
21. Bridgette B. & Mya Nichole (Anal Overdose)
22. Jada Stevens (Mad Asses)
23. Beverly Hills & Samantha Sinn (American Anal Sluts)
24. Jennifer White & Angelica Raven (Anal Overdose)
25. Sophie Dee (Anal Appetite)
Other Honorable Mentions:
Courtney Cummz (Anal Appetite)
Maya Hills (Anal Overdose 2)
Kaylee Hilton & Chastity Lynn (Buttsluts)
Victoria White (California Anal Girls)
Jynx Maze (Anal Starlets)
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