Anal Asses Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  9/13/2023

Anal Asses (2013)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal
Starring: Kimmy Olsen, Allie Jordan, Nikki Delano, Katja Kassin, AJ Applegate, Mischa Brooks, Jynx Maze, Casey Stone, Ashlynn Leigh (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video

I was skeptical about seeing this video, even though it's one I really wanted to see. Judging the "book" by its cover, I figured it would be a letdown because of seeing AJ Applegate wearing stupid reading glasses and a hoodie on. But I decided to overlook that, knowing I may be in for a real treat here. After this, I'll review one or maybe two more Mike Adriano videos tops (I will also review one more Buttman and one more Rocco video)! Then most likely for the last time, I'm ghost.

Kimmy Olsen has got a killer body on her. But I just don't find her facially attractive. She looks like ALF to me. Allie Jordan, on the other hand, IS sexy. While Kimmy has a juicy bubble booty, Allie's booty is more slender and has a lotta sexy bumps, flesh bumps and goosebumps. They both sport pants that resemble blue jeans (real jeans and leggings) and there's a whole lot of booty tease with the two walking and switching on a treadmill and Mike pulls out Hershey's chocolate syrup and licks it off both their asses. They both throw on fishnets (Lime green for Kimmy and baby blue for Allie). There's much more switching and booty obsession and even the usual ATM and Kimmy sitting her big-ass on an oversized butt plug. They both get oiled up and fucked by Mike and I didn't let my lack of attraction to Kimmy's face dissuade the fact that this scene is too too good! Honestly, this is the best Mike Adriano threesome I've seen in any of his movies that was not considered a bonus scene - since the scene with Alana Evans and Tiffany Mynx in Anal Overdose 2.

Nikki Delano looks Latina and her voice is pretty husky. The kind of booty she has! OOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's very muscular and beefy. She switches very hard and purposely on the treadmill and she has a lotta muscle tone and flesh on her booty! If anyone masturbates to pornos, this will cause chronic masturbation, the ass obsession right here. She wears some leggings (gym gear) before throwing on a multi-colored blacklit stripper dress with neon straps on the back and a black front. I remember when these came out and when they were in style years ago. The booty obsession is hot, rightfully lengthy and is no joke here. Nikki Delano talks a lotta shit in this scene and it works. Sexually, Mike drills her booty in various positions, but the sex is not too energetic. This is hot shit!

Katja Kassin and AJ Applegate are together in this scene dressed like gym and fitness hotties. For Katja, she sports white and black striped yoga pants and they look great on her. For AJ, she wears jeans and a very unattractive hoodie with reading glasses on and it didn't work out for her, in my view of things. They both go on the treadmill and AJ spends more time on it than Katja does. Both have beautiful white asses and AJ's booty seems more beefier than Katja's. Katja looks as if she gained more muscle tone than she did when I first saw her in Buttman's Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3 in 2003, but Katja looked so much better in the latter video than she does here. Not saying Katja ain't attractive, because she is. There's lots of booty obsession for the two and while both get drilled by Mike, AJ takes more D than Katja does. The sex with Mike and AJ is much more nastier and energetic than it is when he fucks Katja. At the very end, AJ puts on a mini skirt and gets drilled in the booty some more until he pops. This scene did have some potential, but it's weak points is AJ sporting reading glasses and that awful hoodie. Too, the sex wasn't as energetic as the others in the video. This scene has it's moments, but it turned out to be the weakest in the entire video.

Mischa Brooks is a fine-ass biracial gal mixed with Native American and French. She sports some booty shorts with red and white knee high tube socks with a matching thong. She switches and walks her ass on the treadmill, but sadly, it doesn't last very long. The only thing I disliked about this scene was that the booty obsession only lasted for several minutes. Still, there's lots of booty shots, bend over and open booty shots when Mike tastes her ass and to make up for the lack of booty tease, he licks what appears to be Jolly Ranchers out her bootyhole and eats her ass for a very long time. She gets drilled in the booty and coochie for the duration of the scene. Even in the midst of the action, she dries off from all that lube and spit on her, dressed back up and they start all over again. This is a brilliant scene with a bombass chick and it's difficult to not love this!

The final scene stars Latina Jynx Maze and white girl Casey Stone, who unfortunately gets NO D from Mike Adriano. The scene starts with Jynx Maze and Casey showing their booties and Jynx Maze on the treadmill, walking fast with higher than usual speed, switching her buns hard, jumping on the treadmill and being way more energetic than the average chick in a Mike Adriano video. She gets her ass ate for a long time by Casey, she farts in Casey's face, Casey smears lipstick on Jynx's booty and take a rainbow-colored popsicle, shoves it up Jynx's booty and eats it. Jynx's booty turns different colors and even Skittles go in her ass and yes, she dookies out the Skittles onto Casey's face. Let's call it "Shittles"! This booty tease is so raunchy and it almost reminds you of one of those Jay Sin Pretty Sloppy and Anal Acrobats videos. But fortunately, we don't see gapes and intestines! A whole lotta booty shots of Jynx is captured, but we hardly see any for Casey Stone and that's a minor downside and unfortunately, Mike is making a habit out of showing one girl a lot and not the other in his threesomes. Jynx takes a lot of D by Mike in various positions and again, Casey gets no D. Unfortunately. Still, this scene is legendary and in this video, Mike saved the absolute best for last here!

The extras include six Mike Adriano trailers, including one for the awful Anal Inspector, which I will NOT be seeing. There's photo galleries, filmographies and a bonus scene with Ashlynn Leigh, which was from the disgusting Anal Pornsluts (a video that has a great cast, but it was too much for me to enjoy since I hate seeing gapes and intestinal shots). Ashlynn Leigh is a sexy young white girl with a mock Coca Cola t-shirt on. She has a beautiful ivory white body with a little bubble butt that gets obsessed over, switches with panty pull-downs and ups and this young girl can really move her body and jiggle! They go outdoors to indoors where Mike fucks her with more energy than he usually does. This young girl can take some D in her ass and is very enthusiastic and vocal about it. This was a fantastic bonus scene that for the mood of the video and was the best in the video this originally came from.

Anal Asses is another five-star video from Mike Adriano that was 1% away from being rated four and a half stars, like Anal Appetite. Yet, this is another legendary video that is required owning, even if you choose to have a very small collection like myself and refuse to go past a certain number of videos owned. Sure, it's no Anal Dream Team, American Anal Sluts or MILFs Anal Addiction when it comes to seeing a video that you can watch without skipping scenes or using the FFWD button here and there, but it's one of Mike Adriano's best ten videos and after seeing it, you won't want to waste much time with other nonsense videos. Hell, it's an even better video as a whole than Anal Overdose 2. In fact, it's in the same league as Anal Appetite, except this time, with a better female cast! The lowest point was the scene with Katja Kassin and AJ Applegate, but that was only due to the choice of outfit AJ Applegate wore and that Katja Kassin didn't seen entirely too energetic sexually with Mike Adriano. Too, there wasn't enough booty obsession/tease for Mischa Brooks. Casey Stone didn't get any D and I'm no fan of Kimmy Olsen's facial features. Still, this is high-value booty-obsessive entertainment!

So, my next review from Mike Adriano will be Mad Asses. After than… I'm trying to see one final video from him and I am unsure if it should be Buttsluts or Anal Superstars (both starring Shenna Shaw's fine-ass sexy self).

THE FILM'S RATING: 97%
THE DVD RATING: 100%