Inside Her Ass Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  2/16/2018

Inside Her Ass (2012)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal, POV
The Cast: Lana Violet, Allie James, Stefania Mafra, Alysha Rylee, Cherry Torn, Courtney Cummz & Mike Adriano (also starring Ashli Orion, Kelly Divine, Sarah Shevon & Sea J Raw in a bonus scene)
Directed by: Mike Adriano

So here goes my final Mike Adriano movie that I will be seeing and reviewing. I saw some screenshots for Asshole Auditions and what led me to that was the fact that last week, I saw Lex's Anal Champions. And I am saying that not just for me, but everyone else that Bella Bellz is such a bad bitch and I consider her "The Amber Rose of Porn"; she is one to watch out for. Now, Bella Bellz is in that said flick and though I know that it would be a delight to see her in a Mike Adriano video, I am about to be done with this shit and I do not need to be drawn back in to extensive porno video watching.

Inside Her Ass seems like it will be, to me, much different from other Mike Adriano videos. It seems that more attention will be paid to high quality tease sequences and there will be instances where female talent will try on different outfits and see how their asses look in them. And to me, that is part of what makes "ass obsessed" porn so essential. Something that's missing in today's porn and something that died along with the immense popularity of John "Buttman" Stagliano's videos (think Buttman's Anal Show or Buttman's Stretch Class). I'm just also fed up of the same old chronic standardized BS that comes in most of the Mike Adriano videos I have seen. I've seen about a dozen of them (his ultimate greatest and most exuberant achievements are American Anal Sluts and Anal Overdose are still his greatest achievements) and it's like not only does his videos lack the wild exuberant nature of femininity and sexual energy, long drawn-out BJ scenes that are longer than fucking rush hour traffic, the cameras are always in the same spots in every scene with the same kind of tease sequences that start to bore the fuck out of me. Judging the book by it's cover (or screenshots found online), Inside Her Ass is probably one of the few videos where shit gets real. I hope I am right this time!

Lana Violet
Lana Violet is a Southeast Asian babe who was totally wasted in that dry-ass scene with Asa Akira in Asian Anal Addiction. This scene is a much better one. Lana is looking lovely as ever in devil colored lingerie, no panties on. She has a nice bubble booty and it's a normal sized booty for a Southeast Asian girl (I'm unsure if she's Filipina or Thai - but Thai women got bigger booties, believe it or not). She plays in her booty and gets it squeezed looked into for a very long time and it's a very good tease sequence. Then she gets her salad tossed, gives Mike dome and gets buttfucked by Mike in various positions. Mike nuts in her face. This is a very good start and it's a great time. 15

Allie James
Allie James is a pale white girl who looks like some meth girl. This ain't to say she's ugly, but just an average mediocre looking white girl. Waif-like thinness, pale skin and very petite. She has on a skirt with a thong, makes her asshole wink and talks shit and spits on her titty nipples a lot. Just like Adriano has a thing for ass, he has a thing for spit. Mike grabs onto her a bit, licks all in her ass, puts lube in it and sticks a butt plug inside her ass. Then there's a bunch of BJ action with some 69 and then Mike pokes her booty. She can't take it at first, but then she gets stretched out and poked out in various positions - mainly from the back. Not a terrible scene, but it's steps above it being a "hit or miss". 12

Stefania Mafra
I'm unsure what ethnicity Stefania is, but she's bad. And this is the kinda of ass-obsession tease that's missing in most of Adriano's videos. This chick shows her juicy booty off in 3 different types or garments. Black blue jean shorts, neon spandex sheer leggings (which she purposely pulls up and down repeatedly) and then a thong. The tease is just so amazing, even though her ass is much too meaty. She does a lot of walking, switching, smacking her own ass, jiggling, booty clapping and muscle twerking. And I almost feel like I'm watching the criminally underrated Waxxin' Phat Asses series from Santino Lee, because Mike Adriano puts his hands on her ass, then measures it with his forearm, checking out the symmetry and then stuffing his face between her cheeks, also putting his finger between her cheeks without even touching her anus. He presses her big ass together! Now see, why TF can't this shit happen when it needs to in other Adriano videos?! She makes her asshole wink and he eats the groceries. She gives him head, lubes and fingers her ass wild with a bunch of spit before she gets her ass dug in doggystyle. But then when he pulls out, her big ass farts! Multiple times! Mike fucks the shit outta her big ass in several positions (mainly from the back and cowgirl) and he really drills her shit. There's seconds where yellow glob pours out of her ass after he pulls out, which can turn some people off. But it's good shit. 15

Alysha Rylee & Cherry Torn
Of these two white girls, Alysha Rylee is the best looking and is a knockout. Cherry Torn is wearing some crazy silly green striped sweater, resembling a fucking Yo Gabba Gabba! character or some shit. The scene starts with some titty worship and while both girls got asses that won't quit, surprisingly, Cherry Torn has a much better booty than Alysha has. However, Alysha looks better and you can tell she has a better persona. Anyway, both freaks jiggle, drop their drawers, bend over next to each other, exposing them bootyholes and I haven't seen "ass obsessed" tease this fucking good all in one movie in a minute. So both freaks suck Mike's dick and earth up ounces of spit, blowing spit bubbles, licking eachother's spit bubbles. Be aware of some of the nastiest, sickest and sloppiest BJs ever shot in porno history (nix any vomiting)! Both break out with toys for their asses and lick them off after they've been in their asses. Cherry takes the dick, but she barely can at first. She takes it in the ass for a long time and I was hoping this wasn't gonna be another one of those shitty threesomes where only one chick gets fucked, while the other stands by. Alysha tries to take it in the ass, but she is far too fucking tight. So, Mike keeps fucking Cherry in the ass, both suck his dick and unfortunately, Alysha only does ATM from out Cherry's booty. I suppose Alysha's butthole is tighter than a fucking straw hole. While I was disappointed that Alysha didn't get fucked, this scene was still hot. And it honestly was even hotter than a very similar scene with two young college girls in Anal Overdose 2. 15

Courtney Cummz
Courtney Cummz is a MILF-y type who has an incredible body. Mike admits he's been trying to fuck her for 10 years, she has on a blue dress, walks around with it on multiple times and there's a whole lotta booty shots of her with and without her thong on. And this white girl even does some intentional booty clapping. Her and Mike make out a lot and it gets very intimate and you see why this scene is almost 90 fucking minutes. The first 50 minutes is spent on tease, BJs, spit, salad tossing and Courtney stuffing a butt plus with spit and Vaseline in her ass. When Mike fucks her ass in missionary, she cums super hard and surprisingly, the sex is very energetic. She gets fucked in other positions and really gets her ass busted in doggystyle and ending in missionary again. This scene is pretty damned hot! Unnecessarily long and drawn out just for one chick, but it worked! Did I mention that she gives Mike a face dance? 15

BONUS SCENE - Ashli Orion, Kelly Divine, Sea J Raw & Sarah Shevon (from American Cocksucking Sluts): I usually don't review bonus scenes, but this one is tough as nails on a fucking chalkboard. This is no ordinary bonus scene, let alone a bonus BJ-Only scene. There's a lotta booty bouncing, booty rubbing, females rubbing eachother's booties on eachother and playful feminine exuberance. Not to mention a whole lot of spit, even more ass obsession and some mean, nasty BJs. I feel like I'm watching American Anal Sluts all over again. The way these four freaks fight over sucking this man's dick is like watching beach birds fight over one slice of bread. In the end, Mike nuts all over a glass dich and the girls take straws and snorts the nut into their noses as if it was cocaine. Shit is wicked, dude! 15

The Extras: This 2DVD set is pretty loaded. It has the photo gallery and a dope-ass 35-minute BJ only scene from American Cocksucking Sluts, starring Ashli Orion, Kelly Divine, Sea J Raw & Sarah Shevon, with a whole bunch of ass obsession and spit. There's also 3 trailers, including one for Up Her Asshole #2 (with Kristina Rose). No filmographies.

BOTTOM LINE: While Inside Her Ass is certain not on the same level as his first two Evil Angel directorial videos, or even something like Anal Starlets (which I've seen 7 years ago - a video which has a superior female cast), this is certainly, yet slightly greater than something like Anal Inferno. Lana Violet, Stefania Mafra, Alysha Rylee & Cherry Torn all stole the show. Courtney Cummz is also a major player/star and her scene with Mike Adriano was not only the longest, but it was filled with energy, heat, intensity and nice shots of her total body. Unlike most Adriano flicks I have seen recently, the camerawork is so much better here and it focuses on the entire female body even during the sex scenes. The cameraman isn't acting like he has OCD and is just stuck on one spot like someone who's "autistic". This video is a mixed bag and every scene has a set of differences. Freaks farting in two scenes, anal toys in three scenes, different ethnicities of women and a whole lot of ass obsessed tease and booty shots. It's fair and balanced and there's tease in every single scene (unlike Asian Anal Addiction) and there's a whole lot of sexual energy, rather just seeing dick poking in and out a bitch's ass. So, this, to me, is Mike Adriano's fifth best video!

This video, truthfully, is too much like entertaining all the way throughout, making it superior to even the likes of Anal Overdose 2 and yes, again, Anal Inferno. The only downside of this video was Allie James, mostly because of her being plain looking. Fortunately, there were no stupid intestinal gapes, internal camera shots and all that sick shit. I know I don't like seeing that shit. This is an awesome video also because it deviates from the norm. It proves that if Mike Adriano really wants to, he can be like other porn directors and shoot videos with different concepts and frameworks (the way Buttman did years ago). Ummm... too bad somebody like Bella Bellz or Bethany Benz (who admittedly got fucked by Lil' Wayne) wasn't in this video. LOLOL

REPLAY VALUE: 97%
OVERALL RATING: 99%

MIKE ADRIANO'S BEST VIDEOS (In order): American Anal Sluts, Anal Overdose, MILFs Anal Addiction, Anal Starlets, Inside Her Ass, Anal Inferno, California Anal Girls & Anal Overdose 2
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