Up Her Asshole 3 (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  9/28/2023

Up Her Asshole 3 (2013)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal
Starring: Savannah Fox, Luna C. Kitsuen, Puma Suede, Kenzie Vaughn, Mia Gold, Marley Mason (Bonus Scene), Mishka Venter (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video

a bonus Long Noel review

So, I said that Anal Threesomes was going to be my last Mike Adriano video I'd ever review or see. But after seeing the screenshots for Up Her Asshole 3 and Too Much Anal, I decided that I'd see these because they both looked so damned good. I saw the cover for Anal Supersluts 2, which has a great cast (Marie Luv, Dana DeArmond and Tara Lynn Foxx), but that wasn't a two disc set and I knew this was during a time when Mike Adriano started shooting scenes that weren't long and that weren't filled with extensive booty tease. After contemplating on which two bonus Adriano videos I'd see between Up Her Asshole 3, Too Much Anal, Anal Supersluts 2 and even Anal Inferno 3, I chose the former two to be the final Adriano videos I'd ever see.

Savannah Fox is apparently an Italian white girl with a pretty face and a huge, big-ass booty that she admittedly gets from eating Italian food. She goes on the treadmill, switching her ass as hard as she possibly can on purpose, squeezing her booty muscles and clinching them very hard before putting an empty water bottle between her cheeks, squeezing them together and destroying the bottle! She throws on some fishnet bottoms, bouncing and wiggling her big ass, switching on the treadmill again. Mike sticks his finger in her ass and has her taste it before she gives him a facesitting session, smothering his face with her big ass. Then, the has the nerve to bounce and wiggle her ass on his face. It almost reminds you of Gina Vice's scene in the legendary Buttman's Anal Show (a five-star video that's now out of print). Did I say, this woman's big phat juicy ass is too beautiful for words? Now, this is the scene that should have been in Mad Asses instead of Melinda Mason and if it were, that would have been a five-star video itself. Anyway. She gets her chunky ass ate out from behind before she sucks the D. Mike fucks her ass (and pussy a little bit) doggystyle. Positions change and there's ATM. The sex is pretty good, but nothing spontaneous or too energetic. Things get a bit energetic when he hits the ass in missionary while her clit gets rubbed. This scene ends with her rubbing oil on her ass, wiggling, bouncing and clinching her booty cheeks and muscles repeatedly. This was a good scene I'd say, although the sex could have been a little more energetic and nasty.

Luna C. is a petite white girl who is pretty cute with multiple tongue piercings and a small booty. She gets her blue jean shorts pulled down and she has a blue oversized butt plug up her ass. She opens her booty cheeks as wide as she can and gapes a lot (no prolapsed colon shots, thank goodness). The toy is used. She bends over and takes the D in her ass doggystyle, which starts very slow, then things speed up some. The sex is pretty hot and nasty and it gets more energetic than the last scene. She sits in reverse cowgirl and takes all of him, riding with energy. They change positions and it ends with her bent over, getting her ass drilled in doggystyle and it looks so good! I like this scene and it's hot shit, without a doubt. I can live with a scene not having a whole lot of booty tease if the sex is on fire and this scene is a great representation of just that!

Puma Swede is a white cougar with enhanced titties. She looks fantastic as all hell and is very playful and energetic! I really like hearing her converse and she's not acting all animated and scripted and shit. Her body is no joke, too. She shows her thighs, camel toe and all her bootyhole, but it's all done too quickly for me. She takes her panties off and throws them at the camera, removing her shoes and then opening her ass while laying on her back. Mike sucks her titties and titty-fucks her. She plays in her mouth and removes her dress finally while she's bent over to the camera. I really like this woman's energy! The oral sex gets very spitty and sloppy. Mike drills her ass sideways for a long while and when she takes it doggystyle, it looks even better! Then she can ride it with energy in reverse cowgirl. It ends with her being on her back in missionary. I liked this scene. Now, why couldn't this have been a bonus scene in MILFs Anal Addiction?!

Kenzie Vaughn is not attractive to me at all, even in the slightest. The girl's got a booty, but so what? She is yet another butterface. She shows her booty a little bit, sucks the D and Mike drills her ass in several positions. I didn't like the scene because the chick is a total butterface and more of a butterface than the likes of Kimmy Olsen, who actually looks better. The scene was a weak filler. Next?!

Mia Gold is here looking better than ever and even better than she did in Buttsluts. And, she's solo, not sharing her scene with anybody. She wears a see-thru teddy and her buttocks look so damned delicious with no panties on, switching so delicately on the treadmill. It's such a beautiful, heart-fluttering fucking thing to look at! They have oral sex before Mia goes in the shower and takes a shower handle, shoves it up her ass and gives herself an enema, squirting it out of her ass and onto the shower glass door. The booty tease in this scene is nothing to take lightly and is never a dull moment. Mike takes her booty in various positions after she lubes herself up and it's such a pleasure to look at. This girl can move, bounce and twerk like her life depends on it. Did I mention that she looks much better in this video than she does in Buttsluts? Mike Adriano has a habit of making chicks look better in one video than they do in other videos they are in and that's not really good. This happened with AJ Applegate before (He brought out the best of her in Mad Asses while she looks extremely boring in her scene with Katja Kassin in Anal Asses), Asa Akira (who was great in Anal Dream Team and Anal Inferno, yet was a total bore in Asian Anal Addiction and Jada Stevens (who blew minds in Mad Asses, while in Anal Inferno, she looks not too hot). The scene was hot though and a nice way to end this video.

There are two bonus scenes. One with an oral sex only scene with Marley Mason who is an unattractive BBW. The second bonus scene with Mishka Venter was originally from Anal Intensity and was truthfully the best scene from that video. The booty obsession in that scene is fire like 500 degrees! The fact that that scene was put into this two-disc set as a bonus scene makes this video worth buying or even a blind buy even more! There are trailers, filmographies, photo galleries, etc.

Up Her Asshole 3 was not a five-star porno, but it came very close to being a five-star porno. The only major low points were Kenzie Vaughn and that I felt that there should have been much more booty tease for Puma Swede and Luna C. But, the energetic sex with those two really made up for the lack of booty tease – the same way the energetic sex with Nikita Bellucci in Anal Appetite made up for how fucking unattractive Mike Adriano made her look and I've seen photos of Nikita Bellucci after seeing her scene in that video. It's a goddamned shame that Mike Adriano goes out of his way to make a chick look beautiful in one video, then takes the same chick and makes her look dull, boring and sleep-deprived in another video.

Anyway, Up Her Asshole 3 is an excellent video and even worthy of owning, but unlike the videos that are his ten best (a list I've mentioned in my review for Anal Threesomes), this is not a five-star porno and I cannot recommend it as a blind buy. Even though this is not a five-star porno, it IS a five-star video and that's because the scene with Mishka Venter from Anal Intensity was included as a bonus scene. And that bonus scene really made up for that shitty scene with Kenzie Vaughn and the lack of booty tease for Puma Swede and Luna C. On another hand, I want to say that I liked this even better than Buttsluts and this video did have much better booty tease and booty obsession than Buttsluts.

THE FILM'S RATING: 88%
THE DVD'S RATING: 100%