Anal Threesomes (Evil Angel) Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Starring: Claudio, Kiki Daire, Tory Lane, Mike Adriano, Britney Stevens, Angelina Valentine, Nikki Daniels, Whitney Grace, Audrey Rose, Veruca James, Aria Austin
Released on: 9/4/2012
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Reviewed by Long Noel on 9/16/2023
Anal Threesomes (2012)
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, BBW
Starring: Aria Austin, Whitney Grace, Veruca James, Audrey Rose, Britney Stevens, Kiki D'Aire, Tory Lane, Angelina Valentine, Bobbi Starr (Bonus Scene), Kimberly Kane (Bonus Scene), Anita Blue (Bonus Scene), Maestro Claudio (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
So I just found out today that not only did Mad Asses just gone out of print, but so did Anal Threesomes. I also just saw the boxcover for a video called Assfucked Sluts, which is also out of print. But I believe this is my last Mike Adriano video that I will see. Here's the deal: Just because a video has an excellent female cast doesn't make it a great porno. There's far too much proof of that. It's also why I avoided wasting time seeing Anal Spinners after seeing screenshots and how devoid the booty tease is in that video. So, when I saw the trailer for Anal Threesomes, I'm like "The women are not attractive. But these chicks look like they can RIDE the dick in this video!" Plus the booty obsession seemed to be out of this world. So, I knew I just had to peep this one!
Whitney Grace is the blonde and Aria Austin has darker hair with blonde highlights. Aria looks better in the face than Whitney does and the both look like country white girls (Aria admits she's from Texas) and they both show their booties after pulling down their bottoms. Buns, bootyholes, wide open shots and all. They both eat eachother's bootyholes and a butt plug goes up one girl's hole before they both take turns sucking Mike's D. Aria bends over and Mike stuffs a whole entire stick of butter up her ass and preps her for her supposed first anal. Mike buttfucks her from the back when she's leaned against a wall and when he pulls out, a whole glob of butter pours out her booty. This is so fucking hot and the way she's positioned makes it hotter! Aria makes her bootyhole wink and Whitney eats Aria's pussy, but then… Aria expels butter out of her ass and into Whitney's mouth. This is unimaginable and it's gross as when Tom Green ate a stick of butter on The Tom Green Show. I mean, did this shit just happen??!!! Uuhhh… anyway! Mike pipes Aria's booty again and more butter gets pushed out her ass and into Whitney's mouth. Whitney shows her amazing booty cheeks before Aria pushes butter into her booty now and lubes Mike's D up with butter. Whitney rides the D with a bunch of energy and it's not often you'll see this much sexual energy in a Mike Adriano video. Whitney even TWERKS on the D and dances on it like an exotic Texas stripper! There's much more booty tease and Whitney flexes her booty muscles and shakes it while the camera is underneath her. Then she rides and grinds on the D with more speed, energy and vigor! Okay, enough! I swear to whatever god you worship, it's hard for me to talk about this scene! Just like AJ Applegate's scene in Mad Asses. I cannot fucking talk about this scene too much more. Man, this was similar to the scene with Chastity Lynn and Kaylee Hilton in Buttsluts, but even better. Matter of fact, this one scene is actually superior to any and all of the scenes in Anal Asses! Goddamn, I love this scene! PURE FUCKING FIRE!!!
Veruca James is a lighter skinned white girl who looks better than the tanned Audrey Rose. Audrey has a bigger face and bigger teeth like a horsey! Audrey takes Veruca's clothes and her black thong off, licking her ass briefly. Veruca is real sexy and has a nice body. Audrey's body is tight too and even with her big teeth, she ain't no Butterface! Audrey gets stripped and they both bend over and open their booty cheeks wide while standing side by side. Veruca licks Audrey's bootyhole and Audrey returns the favor. Mike licks in Veruca's booty. A speculum goes in Audrey's booty with a flashlight and the tiny camera comes out, goes in Audrey's booty and in Veruca's throat with PIP camera showing the girls' reactions and it starts looking like an older Christoph Clark Hardball video. The only thing missing, fortunately, is stupid idiotic dildo masks. This is the only time I can say I do like the PIP camera technique in a pornoflick. The speculum goes up Veruca's butt too. The girls share Mike's D and toss his salad. Audrey is the first one to get buttfucked in reverse cowgirl. Then when Veruca rides it in her ass, she gets more energetic with Audrey spitting in Veruca's ass repeatedly. The girls take turns taking Mike's D in the ass in various positions. This scene has gapes, but nothing disgusting and despicable. Did I mention this girl Veruca can take the D like a champ?! Even when Mike presses her cheeks together while he's in her ass doggystyle, or when Audrey holds her booty wide open while she takes it. This scene was very damn good. Veruca is a star!
I've seen Britney Stevens somewhere years ago and I can tell you, she ain't ugly, but she looks like a blew-up BBW version of a female character from The Jetsons or The Flintstones. The same goes for this Kiki D'Aire, who is bigger than Britney. These women are total BBWs and I have not seen any BBWs in most Mike Adriano videos (only in Big Anal Booties). While I'm not attracted to either, I think something awesome is gonna come out of this scene! It reminds me of a lyric from a Too $hort album that some may seem derogatory, when he said "I like fat bitches […], I'll take a fat bitch and stick my dick right in her big fat ass!" I've had about two BBWs in my life and let me tell you: Anal sex and facesitting with a BBW is NO god damned joke! These ladies are not out of shape, but they are BIG! These are the kinda girls with bodies that has their thighs rubbing together when they walk. If I had to take one at gunpoint, I could take Britney Stevens. Both of them are working out next to eachother with no panties on. Kiki starts on the treadmill and Britney is on the elliptical going slow as hell. They switch machines and they shake their asses and open their butts wide while standing next to eachother and bent over. Honestly, these women have nice big phat asses! Mike breaks out the speculum and the tube camera to go up their asses and throats. A bunch of butter goes up their asses before they share Mike's D in a lengthy oral sex session with some titty sex being added. Both ride Mike's D in reverse cowgirl with a whole lotta butter being stuffed in their asses. They both take it in missionary and doggystyle too before Mike pops in Kiki's mouth. While the ladies were not attractive to me in the face, they have real beautiful buttocks. This was not a bad scene and I kinda liked it!
Tory Lane (not the musician sentenced to do a prison big) is a lighter skinned white girl who plays in Angelina's butt with gloves. Both chicks look glamorous and Angelina looks like a Latina trannie with big, tranny-like lips. But she still sexy. Both chicks look and dress glamorous with neon-colored jewelry and lingerie on. They both kiss and freak on eachother and lick eachother's butts. Tory plays with Angelina's butt heavy, opening her cheeks and closing her cheeks together, licking in her ass like a savage! Mike shows up and they take turns sucking his D and tossing his salad. There's lots of freaky talk and Tory tells Angelina "Keep sucking that dick, bitch!" All while she licks Angelina's toes while she gives Mike head. Tory violently handles Angelina's butt ass times with her lips and hands. Angelina is the first one to take it in the butt in missionary and doggystyle while sitting backwards on a chair. Tory hops on the chair sitting backwards so Mike can drills her ass. When Tory sits on the D in reverse cowgirl, she gets extremely energetic and erotic, grinding on the D hard and nastily! It get even more nasty, energetic and athletic when Tory rides it in cowgirl after Angelina takes some more. Yes!!!! Again, you don't see this kinda vigorous fucking in a Mike Adriano video often! Angelina takes more D in the ass in various positions and it stays being nasty. The speculum comes into Tory's butt before Mike finishes in her ass. This scene is like a neon-colored buttsex daydream in the summertime! I love this here!
The bonus scene with Anita Blue and Claudio Maestro was not a good scene and nothing but an awful excuse for a bonus scene. Where this scene came from? Who cares?! Why not include the scene with Mya Nichole and Bridgette B. from Anal Overdose instead? The bonus scene with Kimberly Kane and Bobbi Starr was TOTAL FUCKING FIRE!!! This scene has loads and loads of butt shots, booty tease and booty obsession with the two girls, switching, bend over shots and lots of nasty butt sex. This scene was from Filthy Anal Girls and I'm telling you. I love this shit! Bobbi Starr is a legend and Kimberly Kane is very sexy who was a regular in Belladonna's girl/girl videos. I don't want to talk much about this scene. It's another Mike Adriano classic that drove me nuts!
The extras include trailers, photo gallery and filmographies.
Anal Threesome was so fucking brilliant, just like I figured it would be! What makes this video different from other Mike Adriano videos? Well, this video has a great amount of booty obsession in each and every scene, just like Mad Asses, Anal Starlets, and American Anal Sluts. Like Buttsluts, most of the women in this video are sexy, yet above-average or mediocre white girls who are slender with bubble butts. However, there are some big booty freaks in this video, just like Buttsluts, but they are in the minority. Every scene has two women and then, there's lots of sticks of butter being used as booty lube and that small camera tube going up in the women's buttholes and throats. This is Mike Adriano at his more energetic with the sex being very energetic and more energetic than any other Mike Adriano video I have ever seen. Trust me, these chicks can ride a dick like it's going out of style and like they're trying to break it off. No other Mike Adriano video can some close when it comes to hard sexual energy!
Last night, I reviewed Buttsluts and said I would take that over Anal Overdose 2 any day. Well, I just relived Anal Overdose 2 since 2018. I take that back. I also say Anal Threesomes was even superior to Buttsluts, even though both are five-star videos. Looking back at the Adriano videos I've seen, I still want to say American Anal Sluts was the greatest porno ever made. But after seeing Anal Dream Team, I will say Anal Dream Team is Mike Adriano's best video with either American Anal Sluts or MILFs Anal Addiction being switched from second or third place from time to time. Anal Threesomes is Mike Adriano's fourth best video he's ever made in my view of things with Buttsluts being his tenth best video. Like I've said, Mike Adriano has made more five-star videos than any pornographer whose videos I've seen and ten years later, I would still say the same thing. It's true that if it hadn't been for John "Buttman" Stagliano or Rocco Siffredi, Mike Adriano wouldn't even be here. But, he has them beat when it comes to making back-to-back-to-back five star videos. After seeing these videos, you probably wouldn't want to see any other videos that were released after the original release dates of these videos. Even if you were to own a small collection of pornos, most of the videos in your collection would come from this man right here. Like myself! So in conclusion, I will provide an updated list of Mike Adriano's list of his 10 greatest videos in order!
Mike Adriano's Ten Greatest Videos (In Order):
1. Anal Dream Team
2. MILFs Anal Addiction
3. American Anal Sluts
4. Anal Threesomes
5. Anal Overdose 2
6. Anal Starlets
7. Anal Asses
8. Anal Appetite
9. Anal Overdose
10. Buttsluts
Categories: Ass Obsession, Anal, BBW
Starring: Aria Austin, Whitney Grace, Veruca James, Audrey Rose, Britney Stevens, Kiki D'Aire, Tory Lane, Angelina Valentine, Bobbi Starr (Bonus Scene), Kimberly Kane (Bonus Scene), Anita Blue (Bonus Scene), Maestro Claudio (Bonus Scene) & Mike Adriano
a Mike Adriano video
So I just found out today that not only did Mad Asses just gone out of print, but so did Anal Threesomes. I also just saw the boxcover for a video called Assfucked Sluts, which is also out of print. But I believe this is my last Mike Adriano video that I will see. Here's the deal: Just because a video has an excellent female cast doesn't make it a great porno. There's far too much proof of that. It's also why I avoided wasting time seeing Anal Spinners after seeing screenshots and how devoid the booty tease is in that video. So, when I saw the trailer for Anal Threesomes, I'm like "The women are not attractive. But these chicks look like they can RIDE the dick in this video!" Plus the booty obsession seemed to be out of this world. So, I knew I just had to peep this one!
Whitney Grace is the blonde and Aria Austin has darker hair with blonde highlights. Aria looks better in the face than Whitney does and the both look like country white girls (Aria admits she's from Texas) and they both show their booties after pulling down their bottoms. Buns, bootyholes, wide open shots and all. They both eat eachother's bootyholes and a butt plug goes up one girl's hole before they both take turns sucking Mike's D. Aria bends over and Mike stuffs a whole entire stick of butter up her ass and preps her for her supposed first anal. Mike buttfucks her from the back when she's leaned against a wall and when he pulls out, a whole glob of butter pours out her booty. This is so fucking hot and the way she's positioned makes it hotter! Aria makes her bootyhole wink and Whitney eats Aria's pussy, but then… Aria expels butter out of her ass and into Whitney's mouth. This is unimaginable and it's gross as when Tom Green ate a stick of butter on The Tom Green Show. I mean, did this shit just happen??!!! Uuhhh… anyway! Mike pipes Aria's booty again and more butter gets pushed out her ass and into Whitney's mouth. Whitney shows her amazing booty cheeks before Aria pushes butter into her booty now and lubes Mike's D up with butter. Whitney rides the D with a bunch of energy and it's not often you'll see this much sexual energy in a Mike Adriano video. Whitney even TWERKS on the D and dances on it like an exotic Texas stripper! There's much more booty tease and Whitney flexes her booty muscles and shakes it while the camera is underneath her. Then she rides and grinds on the D with more speed, energy and vigor! Okay, enough! I swear to whatever god you worship, it's hard for me to talk about this scene! Just like AJ Applegate's scene in Mad Asses. I cannot fucking talk about this scene too much more. Man, this was similar to the scene with Chastity Lynn and Kaylee Hilton in Buttsluts, but even better. Matter of fact, this one scene is actually superior to any and all of the scenes in Anal Asses! Goddamn, I love this scene! PURE FUCKING FIRE!!!
Veruca James is a lighter skinned white girl who looks better than the tanned Audrey Rose. Audrey has a bigger face and bigger teeth like a horsey! Audrey takes Veruca's clothes and her black thong off, licking her ass briefly. Veruca is real sexy and has a nice body. Audrey's body is tight too and even with her big teeth, she ain't no Butterface! Audrey gets stripped and they both bend over and open their booty cheeks wide while standing side by side. Veruca licks Audrey's bootyhole and Audrey returns the favor. Mike licks in Veruca's booty. A speculum goes in Audrey's booty with a flashlight and the tiny camera comes out, goes in Audrey's booty and in Veruca's throat with PIP camera showing the girls' reactions and it starts looking like an older Christoph Clark Hardball video. The only thing missing, fortunately, is stupid idiotic dildo masks. This is the only time I can say I do like the PIP camera technique in a pornoflick. The speculum goes up Veruca's butt too. The girls share Mike's D and toss his salad. Audrey is the first one to get buttfucked in reverse cowgirl. Then when Veruca rides it in her ass, she gets more energetic with Audrey spitting in Veruca's ass repeatedly. The girls take turns taking Mike's D in the ass in various positions. This scene has gapes, but nothing disgusting and despicable. Did I mention this girl Veruca can take the D like a champ?! Even when Mike presses her cheeks together while he's in her ass doggystyle, or when Audrey holds her booty wide open while she takes it. This scene was very damn good. Veruca is a star!
I've seen Britney Stevens somewhere years ago and I can tell you, she ain't ugly, but she looks like a blew-up BBW version of a female character from The Jetsons or The Flintstones. The same goes for this Kiki D'Aire, who is bigger than Britney. These women are total BBWs and I have not seen any BBWs in most Mike Adriano videos (only in Big Anal Booties). While I'm not attracted to either, I think something awesome is gonna come out of this scene! It reminds me of a lyric from a Too $hort album that some may seem derogatory, when he said "I like fat bitches […], I'll take a fat bitch and stick my dick right in her big fat ass!" I've had about two BBWs in my life and let me tell you: Anal sex and facesitting with a BBW is NO god damned joke! These ladies are not out of shape, but they are BIG! These are the kinda girls with bodies that has their thighs rubbing together when they walk. If I had to take one at gunpoint, I could take Britney Stevens. Both of them are working out next to eachother with no panties on. Kiki starts on the treadmill and Britney is on the elliptical going slow as hell. They switch machines and they shake their asses and open their butts wide while standing next to eachother and bent over. Honestly, these women have nice big phat asses! Mike breaks out the speculum and the tube camera to go up their asses and throats. A bunch of butter goes up their asses before they share Mike's D in a lengthy oral sex session with some titty sex being added. Both ride Mike's D in reverse cowgirl with a whole lotta butter being stuffed in their asses. They both take it in missionary and doggystyle too before Mike pops in Kiki's mouth. While the ladies were not attractive to me in the face, they have real beautiful buttocks. This was not a bad scene and I kinda liked it!
Tory Lane (not the musician sentenced to do a prison big) is a lighter skinned white girl who plays in Angelina's butt with gloves. Both chicks look glamorous and Angelina looks like a Latina trannie with big, tranny-like lips. But she still sexy. Both chicks look and dress glamorous with neon-colored jewelry and lingerie on. They both kiss and freak on eachother and lick eachother's butts. Tory plays with Angelina's butt heavy, opening her cheeks and closing her cheeks together, licking in her ass like a savage! Mike shows up and they take turns sucking his D and tossing his salad. There's lots of freaky talk and Tory tells Angelina "Keep sucking that dick, bitch!" All while she licks Angelina's toes while she gives Mike head. Tory violently handles Angelina's butt ass times with her lips and hands. Angelina is the first one to take it in the butt in missionary and doggystyle while sitting backwards on a chair. Tory hops on the chair sitting backwards so Mike can drills her ass. When Tory sits on the D in reverse cowgirl, she gets extremely energetic and erotic, grinding on the D hard and nastily! It get even more nasty, energetic and athletic when Tory rides it in cowgirl after Angelina takes some more. Yes!!!! Again, you don't see this kinda vigorous fucking in a Mike Adriano video often! Angelina takes more D in the ass in various positions and it stays being nasty. The speculum comes into Tory's butt before Mike finishes in her ass. This scene is like a neon-colored buttsex daydream in the summertime! I love this here!
The bonus scene with Anita Blue and Claudio Maestro was not a good scene and nothing but an awful excuse for a bonus scene. Where this scene came from? Who cares?! Why not include the scene with Mya Nichole and Bridgette B. from Anal Overdose instead? The bonus scene with Kimberly Kane and Bobbi Starr was TOTAL FUCKING FIRE!!! This scene has loads and loads of butt shots, booty tease and booty obsession with the two girls, switching, bend over shots and lots of nasty butt sex. This scene was from Filthy Anal Girls and I'm telling you. I love this shit! Bobbi Starr is a legend and Kimberly Kane is very sexy who was a regular in Belladonna's girl/girl videos. I don't want to talk much about this scene. It's another Mike Adriano classic that drove me nuts!
The extras include trailers, photo gallery and filmographies.
Anal Threesome was so fucking brilliant, just like I figured it would be! What makes this video different from other Mike Adriano videos? Well, this video has a great amount of booty obsession in each and every scene, just like Mad Asses, Anal Starlets, and American Anal Sluts. Like Buttsluts, most of the women in this video are sexy, yet above-average or mediocre white girls who are slender with bubble butts. However, there are some big booty freaks in this video, just like Buttsluts, but they are in the minority. Every scene has two women and then, there's lots of sticks of butter being used as booty lube and that small camera tube going up in the women's buttholes and throats. This is Mike Adriano at his more energetic with the sex being very energetic and more energetic than any other Mike Adriano video I have ever seen. Trust me, these chicks can ride a dick like it's going out of style and like they're trying to break it off. No other Mike Adriano video can some close when it comes to hard sexual energy!
Last night, I reviewed Buttsluts and said I would take that over Anal Overdose 2 any day. Well, I just relived Anal Overdose 2 since 2018. I take that back. I also say Anal Threesomes was even superior to Buttsluts, even though both are five-star videos. Looking back at the Adriano videos I've seen, I still want to say American Anal Sluts was the greatest porno ever made. But after seeing Anal Dream Team, I will say Anal Dream Team is Mike Adriano's best video with either American Anal Sluts or MILFs Anal Addiction being switched from second or third place from time to time. Anal Threesomes is Mike Adriano's fourth best video he's ever made in my view of things with Buttsluts being his tenth best video. Like I've said, Mike Adriano has made more five-star videos than any pornographer whose videos I've seen and ten years later, I would still say the same thing. It's true that if it hadn't been for John "Buttman" Stagliano or Rocco Siffredi, Mike Adriano wouldn't even be here. But, he has them beat when it comes to making back-to-back-to-back five star videos. After seeing these videos, you probably wouldn't want to see any other videos that were released after the original release dates of these videos. Even if you were to own a small collection of pornos, most of the videos in your collection would come from this man right here. Like myself! So in conclusion, I will provide an updated list of Mike Adriano's list of his 10 greatest videos in order!
Mike Adriano's Ten Greatest Videos (In Order):
1. Anal Dream Team
2. MILFs Anal Addiction
3. American Anal Sluts
4. Anal Threesomes
5. Anal Overdose 2
6. Anal Starlets
7. Anal Asses
8. Anal Appetite
9. Anal Overdose
10. Buttsluts
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