When Rocco Meats Kelly 2 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  9/3/2023

When Rocco Meats Kelly 2 (1999)
Categories: Anal, Rough Sex, Foreign, Extended Version
Starring: Kelly Stafford, Alba DelMonte, Jazmine Rose (cameo), Carmen Vera, Edina Blond, Rumika Powers, Betty Blue, Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Alberto Rey, Toni Ribas, David Perry, Holly One, Leslie Taylor, Remigio Zampa, etc.
A Rocco Siffredi video

First of all, I'll start by saying that this is the quintessential, the best, the greatest video ever where Rocco Siffredi and Kelly Stafford stars together. Yes, I've said it. Rocco's Dirty Anal Kelly In Rome is a very overrated video, even though I do understand why folks like it so much. This, to me, was even superior to Rocco's Way to Love (a video I should have only given four stars to). Before anyone gives me that "WTF" look, this video did not bore me not one bit. And Kelly Stafford is in every scene except the first one where Rocco and several other guys get it on outdoors and indoors with Betty Blue, Edina Blond and Rumika Powers. There's lots of anal and great body shots. That scene was only a great start for what was yet to come. While Kelly Stafford is far from what some would call "trailer trash", her behavior in this video and Rocco & Kelly's Perversion In Paris (a video where she gets slapped, spat on, drinks piss and fantasizes about getting ran through in a cemetary) is high on the kink and skank factor. While I do find Kelly to be sexy even in a 1970s Joni Mitchell or a Liz Phair kind of sense and aside from the way she dresses, there's not a whole lot of "elegance" for her to display.

Her first scene (the second scene in the video) is really deviant and abnormal. The DVD version has the scene to be extended in it's uncut fashion, which should have been put back into the movie, but then again, this was before Evil Angel made "Director's Cut" editions for DVD. So, this scene includes Kelly picking at this midget, Holly One, who was also in the great Who Fucked Rocco? Holly One plays as Kelly's son who has a Oedipal complex. He jumps on a hotel bed having a tantrum because Rocco left him alone so that he picks Kelly up from the airport and now, he wants to suck his mama's "chee's" (titties) and he calls her "Mommy" and "Bitch" in the same sentence. For that, she slaps his face and he cries and curses her out, asking Rocco, "Why you want this woman?" That leads to him begging for two of her "chee's", then he eats her from behind, she sits on his face, she takes a pacifier, sticks it up his ass and sucks it before she tosses his salad. Of course, the extended scene (DVD Only) is about 12 minutes, but the film's version is cut down to about 4 or 5 minutes. I found it ridiculously funny and I used my rewind button a lot. Even Kelly couldn't help but laugh hysterically knowing how crazy this scene is!

There's lots of back and forth footage of Kelly at a porn convention in Barcelona. There, we see a cameo appearance by Jazmine (Nacho's ex who is now a chef) showing off that beautiful ass of hers, Kelly flashing dudes, walking around while she holds her butt cheeks open, guys trying to play in her ass, her blowing dudes cocks publicly, making fun of some guy's small dick and going in a men's restroom to examine their dicks, suck them off after they pee and putting on a striptease show, stuffing her ass with her panties and throwing them into the crowd. Thirsty guys and porno fans lusting after her hard.

The third scene is KILLER! Kelly, Alba DelMonte, Rocco and Nacho take turns with Kelly and Alba. Rocco beats the living shit out of Kelly's face with his dick to where he almost hit her in the eye with his dick and her eye contact is very stern on Rocco as he does it. He pulls her by her hair roughly, Rocco fucks Kelly while Nacho fucks Alba and they both get bent over right next to eachother and over five minutes is spent on the guys digging in the women's butts, feeding them their own butt juices and it got so intense when Rocco dares Nacho to stuff all four fingers in Kelly's bootyhole with zero warning. Nacho stuffs his fingers in Kelly's butt and Kelly squeezes her bootycheeks as hard as she can while Nacho says "Shaddup, beetch!!" (LMAO!) And yes, I found it hot and totally sexy. Not only that, Rocco kicks Kelly's butt as hard as he can with his foot, turning her ass extremely red and almost bruised and welted. He puts Alba up to kicking Kelly's ass but she laughs it off. Both ladies take buttsex seriously and roughly and endure rough DPs by Nach and Rocco! Now, I loved this scene and it's one of the best ever depicted in pornography. This scene was in Rocco's Sexual Superstars compilation (now out of print) and was one of Rocco's 9 favorite scenes he put into that compilation. But with that compilation, the scene was severely cut.

Then we see Kelly in the back seat of a taxi, flashing the public, playing in her coochie in the back seat with some guys, then crawling to the front seat, taunting and provoking the taxi driver (whose face is blurred out) to touch on her and put his fingers deep in her.

Kelly picks up Carmen Vera, an exotic Latina-looking Euro chick with a bubble booty. Back to the hotel, Alberto Rey and several other guys get it on with Carmen after some girl/girl booty obsession and Kelly storms off, pissed off about something and disappears. That leads to Carmen disappearing after she gets rode vigorously, then Kelly comes back into the room with Rocco and several guys run a train on Kelly.

This is one of Evil Angel's first DVD releases and the menus are in great shape, unlike the first EA DVD releases that had shitty menus. The menu here is fantastic and there's a photo gallery, award mentions and the extended scene with Kelly and the midget, which again should have been put back into the movie. The PQ ain't the best, but hey, this movie was made in 1999 and considering it's age, it's understandable. Plus, most Rocco flicks had awful PQ back in that era as well.

Call me crazy, whatever. I may be the only dude who ever gave this video five stars and it truly deserves it. Again, it's superior to Rocco's Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome, Rocco's Way to Love and even Kelly's Way to Love (a four star video which I felt was more energetic and rougher than Rocco's Way to Love). This is certainly not the kinda video you may take joy in bragging about or watching with a girlfriend or female sex partner. I won't say the antics in this video is degrading, but you will see a whole lotta shit that ain't normal in pornos or in real life. Kelly Stafford always went overboard in most videos she was in with Rocco and this video alongside Rocco & Kelly's Perversion in Paris are proxy markers of such. Unlike the latter video, this one won't have dudes spitting on Kelly, slapping the shit out of her, nor her spitting on dudes and beating them up, which was even depicted in Rocco's Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2 (Remember the scene with the fat dude on the toilet?). Nor will you see her literally drink piss here or her complaining about her nose being broke because Rocco slapped her in the face so hard. Even still, you will shudder and may feel uneasy about some of the antics here and call her every "slut" or "skank" or "nasty bitch" in the book. I really love this video and to my surprise, I didn't use the FFWD button at all. It's a very funny and obscene video and super nasty with lots of booty obsession, booty shots, nasty anal sex and rough hard sex without it going entirely too overboard. This is the greatest Rocco & Kelly video ever made and was worth the AVN 2000 nomination for best foreign video!

THE FILM'S RATING: 97%
DVD RATING: 90% (This should have had the extended scene put back into the film instead of it being a "bonus" scene.)