Ass Worship 5 Review
Evil Angel
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Starring: Jules Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, April, Kaylynn, Mika Tan, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Brett Rockman, Trent Tesoro, Olivia O'Lovely, Lauren Phoenix
Released on: 1/16/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 6/11/2004
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| Prologue I will admit upfront that I like Jules Jordan's work. He shows women at their very best, objectifying them in a positive way. While his work may not have the sponaneity of other directors, he still seems to wring out some of the greatest performances from porn's most fetching stars. This volume of Ass Worship is a no brainer for me. All the women here have inspiring rears, the smallest belonging to April, and she doesn't have to make any apologies to anybody. The presence of Tiffany Mynx made this a must see. Let's see how it all unfolds. |
 April and Lauren Phoenix Open on April and Lauren in fishnet outfits teasing us with their asses in a beautiful outdoor setting. They look like they're having a duel in the sun. Hot asses at twenty paces. They come together and start to get friendly. They walk together inside the house and up some stairs to a red leather setee where Lauren puts her tongue on and in April's gorgeous tush. They exchange positions and April tongue fucks Lauren's cornhole. Some nice kissing and a crystal or glass double dong is produced. Actually, I hope it's really acrylic because it would be a real shame if this thing broke in someone's ass. April sticks it in Lauren's ass and sucks the other end. Lauren gets a taste of her ass from the dildo. Toni Ribas is sitting in an easy chair and he produces a very hard looking cock for the girls. April isn't finished with Lauren yet, as she eats her pussy while working the dildo in her ass. More A2M and some kissing, then Toni joins them for some fun. Lauren eats April's ass as she undresses Toni and then engulfs his cock with her mouth. April gives him some great looking head, then hops on his face for reciprocation while Lauren sucks dick and April's ass. April gives Toni and inspiring face dance and Lauren hops on his cock in CG and eats April's ass some more. April now gets a ride on the baloney pony in RC and Lauren helps things along. Man, April should be in the rodeo the way she's riding Toni. He does the fucking now and April licks Lauren's snatch. There's a quick P2OGM and cut to April getting anal in CG with Lauren providing clean-up. Lauren's licking balls and even gets into April's gape. Cut to RCA and April's giving it a good ride. Cut to Lauren getting fucked in doggy as she eats April, who's laying on the settee. It isn't long before Toni has to breach Lauren's fat ass and he's soon riveting her. Toni pulls out for some hearty A2M and has April lick his balls at the same time. He goes for a sideways entry in Lauren's ass and April is getting some face from Lauren. Toni comes back with a clear butt plug for Lauren and gives her a technical DP. There's some loving spit shared and Lauren cleans her plug. April asks for cum but Toni's not finished with Lauren's ass. The girls get into position on the floor and suck Toni's dick for all their worth. He tells them he wants them to share his load and they're down with that idea. April sucks and strokes him off on both their mouths and faces with some very nice PCH and tongue kissing. How good is it to be Toni Ribas. He fucks these two scalding hot women and if he's horny when he gets home he can just bend Sophie Evans over the table. Great asses, great scene. |
 Tiffany
Mynx He is in a closet, a stream of light visible through the bottom
of the door. The door opens and there is a vision in fishnets and hot
pink panties, the imposing figure of Tiffany Mynx. She addresses him
saying "Get
out. It's time for you to worship my ass." She snaps on a leash and leads
him through the house, taking time to show her unbelievable figure. The
low angle views of her ass are awe inspiring. She stops to tease in a
sunroom. Her words to Jules are: "You're gonna kiss it, and you're gonna
lick it and you're gonna earn it before you get it." Jules wants to know
if she's going to stuff her ass in his face, and her response is: "I'm
gonna sit on your face and I am gonna smother you. And your going to
be breathing my ass for the next week." Now those are the kind of words
that turn grown men into diaper wearing, slobbering slave boys. The leash
comes off and Jules is ordered into a reclining chair where Tiffany plants
herself on his face and fucks it. That just looks too hot. Cut to Jules
whacking off and Tiffany crawling up to him to tease his cock. First
some spit and then rubbing her still covered ass crack on it. The thong
gets pulled aside and Jules eats her ass. Tiffany showing amazing flexibility,
bends all the way over, getting her head between her legs and sucks his
very hard dick. She backs up a little for a more conventional looking
69. She wasn't kidding about making him show her ass some love. She sizes
him up and decides to put a collar around his balls. Wouldn't want to
end this prematurely. Now we get some Hall of Fame cocksucking. This
should be an instructional video. Tiffany not only swallows his entire
cock with ease, but she sensually moves her mouth back and forth on the
outstroke. You can even see her tongue dancing on the stiffy inside her
mouth. Just when you think it can't get any hotter, Tiffany climbs onto
the recliner, sticks her ass in the air and Jules spreads baby oil all
over those gorgeous globes. The panties finally come down and Jules enters
her very ready pussy in doggy. Jules works into a frantic pace getting
Tiffany really worked up before slowing down for an anal insertion. The
camera is really fixed on this ass end view and it looks lovely. They
throw in some A2M, just to keep things clean. Jules gets into an up and
over for some serious depth and Tiffany is loving it. The collar comes
off and Jules goes right back to work. Cut to Tiffany in the mish position
and she's showing off her flexibility again. Her legs are pulled all
the way back to her head, thighs resting on her body, with virtually
no assistance in holding them there. She's just wide open. Jules is just
stroking nice and deep in her ass. Then Tiff spreads her legs wide for
an even more flexible position. A little A2M for taste and back in the
bunghole. He fingers her pussy because...well because it's there. More
A2M to end that position and Tiffany goes for another teasing stroll
through the house. She finds a nice couch in a den, Jules sits down and
Tiff climbs on in CG anal. Another view from the floor, just framing
that beautiful ass filled with cock. They stay with this position through
an edit and Tiffany is now riding that bad boy deep. I think Jules' nads
are starting to look like beach balls. I don't know how he holds that
load. Tiff might have cum in this sequence and she hops off to clean
Jules' cock. Again she leads the way through the house and the next stop
is the kitchen where she perches on a stool and offers her ass to Jules
once more. He's winding up for a big finish and Tiffany is totally into
it. I can't believe he pulls out for some ass worship. Back in and groovin'
again. They cut and find themselves back in that recliner and Tiffany
is spitting on her feet for a foot job. This is awesome. Tiffany strokes
him a couple of times with her feet and then Jules takes things into
his own hands and jerks a major load all over her face as she's sucking
and licking her toes. She laughs at the mess and then grabs his cock
with her feet to give him some great post cum head. I'm not usually into
feet, but this could convert me. Unbelievable. And now excuse me, but
I have to take a break. |
 Kaylynn A plumber, Jules, comes to the door and Kaylynn opens it, speaking Spanish, and inviting him in. She's decked out in purple satin booty shorts and a pink knit top. Her ass is impressive. She bends over the sink to show him the problem and kneels over him as he works under the sink. She toys with his tools and then rubs herself on his tool, which soon makes an appearance. She picks up the plunger in her mouth and crawls into another room, getting up and walking downstairs into the kitchen. Sitting in the dining room are three guys, Brett Rockman, Trent Tesoro, and Mark Wood.. They come over to play with Kaylynn and start to inspect her ample ass. Soon all the dicks are out and Kaylynn is in her world, kneeling and sucking. She's in no rush, knowing just how to handle multiple erections. Kaylynn positions herself on a chair so her ass is sticking out and Rockman slides his cock in. Trent is next and Kaylynn is looking for some affection from Rockman at the same time. Soon she's orally servicing the two cocks not in her pussy. The guys all sit down and Kaylynn does some face sitting/smothering. Cut to Wood taking her in a standing doggy while she makes out with Trent. Then Trent in a standing doggy as she plays with the other two. A glass dildo makes an appearance in her ass and she walks into the sunroom and does a technical DP as she sucks the other cocks. The guys rotate dicks in her pussy and then a cut to Kaylynn riding CG on Wood. That other big target is being sized up as she adds Tesoro to her mouth. Rockman takes the plunge and fills her ass for the DP, making her airtight. Kaylynn really gets her ass in motion in this sequence. Cut to Kaylynn sitting on Wood in RCA and giving herself a good hard ride. She looks very comfortable with dick up her ass, but she has a pussy that needs tending. Rockman fills the gap and Tesoro gets her mouth, fucking her face to regain his hard-on. After a nice ride we cut to Kaylynn sitting on a bar stool and Rockman entering her ass in doggy. He goes crazy on it and then gives it up to Wood who gets his mojo working, too. Tesoro completes the train, filling her caboose while Rockman slides into her mouth. Cut to the popshots, and she's on her knees drooling as the sperm starts to fly. Kaylynn keeps moving her face so as to make sure it gets painted nicely. She's revelling in the nastiness. Such a dirty girl. She keeps count, too, making sure all the guys contribute. They all do and there's a fine mess on her face and tits and Kaylynn is exhausted telling the plumber to send her a bill. |
 Mika Tan is
outside on a balcony dressed in black vinyl hot pants and fishnet top.
She walks into the house to writhe around on the recliner and put her fine
ass on display. I haven't seen a lot of Mika, but I know I've never seen
her look this good. She's thick and pretty with an almost Hispanic look
to her face. She teases the camera for awhile and ends up on a bed. A bed!
What's a bed doing in a porno? A red butt plug with a devil's tail is produced
and Mika sticks it in her ass. Pulling it out to lick it and re-inserting.
She looks really cute with that tail sticking out of her ass. She walks
back to the recliner and sticks her ass in the air for Brett Rockman, who
is in the room sitting on a settee. He comes over to play with her ass
as she fishes his dick out of his pants. Brett moves around to her face
and gets some oral loving, then pulls the butt plug out of her ass and
puts it in her mouth to join his cock. He re-inserts the plug and sticks
his dick in her pussy. Mika gets lit up by this sensation. Brett rolls
her over into mish and fucks her hard, fast and deep. Mika does P2M and
rolls back to mish, sucking the plug again as Rockman enters her ass. I
would like to point out that Jules missed a perfect visual in this sequence.
At some point Mika should have been riding Brett in cowgirl with that plug
still in her ass and the tail sticking up. It would have been perfect.
Her ass is fine and the sliding is smooth. He pulls out for some A2M and
cut to Mika standing and Brett ass worshipping. They move to the bed and
he fucks Mika's ass in doggy. Brett's cock has so much curve to it, I think
he could rub Mika's g-spot from her ass. The way she's reacting he might
very well be doing just that. He can't help himself and he dumps a major
load on her ass. It's not over, though and he re-enters her messy ass and
Mika gets a taste of his slimy cock. Cut to CG anal on the recliner with
A2M. After a lenghthy ride Mika gets on the floor to receive another load
from Brett, which also has some good volume and paints her face nicely, with some good PCH. |
 Olivia O'Lovely is
out by the pool, waving her ass in the air on a deck chair, wearing a two
piece flame print outfit. She takes a walk and does some more tease by
the pool. Olivia is very proud of her ass. she walks into the house and
perches on a bar stool still posing and teasing, rotating on the stool.
Presently, she is joined by Brian Pumper and Mark Wood, who inspect and
play with her derriere. Olivia grabs the two cocks and strokes them extra
hard. These guys are horny and they fuck her panties together. She pulls
them down to reveal her pussy and ass and Pumper goes in for the taste
test. Wood sticks his cock in Olivia's face and she sucks it lovingly.
She loses her clothes, leads them into the living room, squats and gives
some erotic looking head. Olivia hops onto a loveseat with her ass in the
air and is soon busy at both ends. They switch ends and Olivia licks Pumper's
nipples before sucking his lollipop. Pumper sits down and Olivia deep throats
him. She moves onto Pumper's cock in CG with a nice view of that monster
ass flapping as she rides, her mouth always kept busy with cock. Cut to
Wood entering her ass in doggy and after he works it loose, being replaced
by Pumper. Wood takes the ass again and gets deeper. Olivia is sucking
anything she ain't fucking. Pumper is back in and offers Olivia his cock
right out of the oven. Wood gets under Olivia and she rides him in CG anal.
Of course she works Pumper in her mouth and hands. Cut to Olivia dropping
her pussy onto Pumper for a CG ride and it turns into a DP quickly as Wood
takes up the rear. He gets some A2M and then they get up and move to the
bar stool again. Wood plunders her ass once again as she strokes Pumper's
cock. Brian takes his turn in her butt and moves into a partial up and
over for increased depth. They move back to Wood being buried as she toys
with Pumper and then cut to Olivia on the floor stroking Brian until he
shoots over her face. Wood takes matters into his own hands and pops on
Olivia's face and in her mouth. A little post pop play and thus ends a fine scene and a great film. |
| Epilogue This was a great DVD. Every scene was quality and the Tiffany Mynx segment was as much a work of art as her ass is. I think if Michelangelo had seen Tiffany's ass, that statue we go visit in Florence would not be named David. In case Jules is reading this review, I'd like to make a suggestion. I can see that you're using Tiffany wherever you can, but in case you haven't considered this, I think you can fit her in Trained Teens. The twist being that you find a couple of 18 year old boys that don't even know the meaning of the word refractory, and have Ms. Mynx make them do things that will take a lifetime to forget or live down. Just a thought. |
| The Disk DVD extras include more footage of Tiffany Mynx and Kaylynn, photo gallery, Evil Angel filmography and websites, cast list and Jules' biography. A high quality product. |
| Recommendation I give this a strong recommendation. But it or rent it, but find a way to see it. |
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