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Boxcover for Women Of A Certain Age 10
Women Of A Certain Age 10

Release date: 11/22/2023
Reviewed on: 10/28/2024 by RegularJoe

Starring: Netty, Linda Leclair, Lulu Love, Nikki Fox, Miss Melissa, Victoria Falls, Beatgirl, Helena K.
Studio: Mature XXX


Review brief: The absolute worst one in this series!
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Boxcover for Babysitter Wants To Fuck
Babysitter Wants To Fuck

Release date: 10/18/2017
Reviewed on: 8/10/2022 by astroknight

Starring: Mandy Flores
Studio: MYLF


Review brief: This one''s a dud. Mandy Flores plays things up nicely for the first half of the eight minute scene, but then everything comes crashing down in the second half with POV sex with no visible penetration and a fake cumshot. Skip this one.
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Boxcover for Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore
Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2022 by fu_q

Starring: Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee
Studio: Vivid


Review brief: Let''s talk about "Pam and Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored". It''s awful...and rightfully so, as it was never meant to be seen by the general public.
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Boxcover for Cock-A-Doodle Do
Cock-A-Doodle Do

Release date: 5/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/25/2021 by ButterBBB

Starring: Savannah, Misty Rain, Kyle Stone, Tiffany Mynx, Juli Ashton, Mai Lin, Chasey Lain, Dolly Golden, Claudio, Nikita, Gwen Summers, Nicole London, Marilyn Martin, Justine Romee, Alexis Malone
Studio: Pure Filth


Review brief: Not at all as advertized: Other studio lifted the VCA name/logo and box cover and substituted with a low-grade generic unrelated compilation
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Boxcover for Wet Top From Natalie Porkman
Wet Top From Natalie Porkman

Release date: 9/6/2020
Reviewed on: 9/3/2021 by astroknight

Starring: Brick Danger, Natalie Porkman
Studio: Filthy Blowjobs


Review brief: Ironically, this scene completely blows. Natalie sucks a mean cock, but looks lost through the setup before getting there. The technical aspects are good but I''ve seen better camerawork in homemade videos. Even if you''re a fan of Natalie Porkman this one can be skipped.
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Boxcover for Cherries 59
Cherries 59

Release date: 9/5/2007
Reviewed on: 4/22/2021 by RegularJoe

Starring: Taylor, Julie, Jamie, Giovanna, Malice
Studio: Homegrown


Review brief: Very lame production!
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Boxcover for Sex Kittens 32
Sex Kittens 32

Release date: 5/13/2007
Reviewed on: 4/22/2021 by RegularJoe

Starring: Stacy, Erin, Jade Starr, Mia Moore [II] (French), Jordyn Ray, Sarah Jane, Miko Sinz, Naomi St Claire, Vanessa Monroe, Priscilla Milan
Studio: Homegrown


Review brief: Skip this crap!
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Boxcover for Peter North's Greatest Cumshots
Peter North's Greatest Cumshots

Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/27/2020 by butter_bbb


Studio: Leisure Time


Review brief: Could have been a great compilation, marred by technological mishaps
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Boxcover for Sex with Grandpa Ed Powers Featuring Lulu Chu
Sex with Grandpa Ed Powers Featuring Lulu Chu

Release date: 2/20/2020
Reviewed on: 3/16/2020 by Flash

Starring: Ed Powers, Tucker Stevens, Lulu Chu
Studio: Ed Powers
Directed by: Ed Powers

Review brief: Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers marks the return of Ed Powers to the adult industry after a six-year absence. Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers may be a departure from the Dirty Debutantes name that Ed Powers has used on most of his videos for three decades however, the content isn't. If anything, Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers looks even more amateur than his previous works. If you were a fan of Ed Powers' Dirty Debutantes series, you'd probably love the first volume of his new series. If you weren't, you are going to hate Sex With Grandpa Ed Powers. Grandpa Ed Powers has done a good job with their streaming and download edition available on HotMovies with good picture and sound quality.
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Boxcover for Super Stacked 6 (X Rated Films)
Super Stacked 6 (X Rated Films)

Release date: 8/13/2019
Reviewed on: 12/30/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Lucy, Sara Jay, Charley Chase, Nikki Sexx
Studio: X Rated Films


Review brief: BUYER BEWARE! Thank goodness we have sites like ADT. Just in time for the new year, this is the absolute worst release of 2019. Camera quality looks like they downloaded low resolutions scenes from a free porn streaming site and cobbled together a video. The aspect ratio is wrong in Scene 2, and everything is washed out in all scenes. It may have been acceptable... in 1986. Hilariously, the absolute worst quality scene makes up the bulk of the movie at 37 minutes, followed by a 17 minute ending scene that seems included just to get up to a standard 4 scenes. Even the Lucy (V) box cover photo is total bullshit. She does have a scene, but it isn't what's on the cover and doesn't feature 2 guys. A category tag markets this movie as 'Double Penetration'. There is no DP scene. I wouldn't watch this if someone gave it to you for free.
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Boxcover for Horny Black Babysitters 2
Horny Black Babysitters 2

Release date: 8/22/2011
Reviewed on: 7/5/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Mark Anthony, Janae Foxx, Rock The Icon, Sean Swipe, Porsha Karrera, L Brooks, Monique Symone
Studio: Combat Zone
Directed by: The Wizard

Review brief: Babysitters??? Please!!!
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Boxcover for Daddy's Dirty Little Girls
Daddy's Dirty Little Girls

Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 2/18/2019 by RegularJoe


Studio: Jet Multimedia


Review brief: Absolute crap!
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Boxcover for Spit
Spit

Release date: 2/4/2019
Reviewed on: 2/5/2019 by Flash

Starring: Jaime, Felicia Fisher, Lulu Sparkle, Edie Sixx, Felina Rae, Juliana B., Xana-Akasha Starmartyr
Studio: A Baroque House
Directed by: Akiko Janos

Review brief: Spit is an experimental short film from Akiko Janos. Spit is a visually intense short film that will appeal to a very limited audience only. The short film tells the story of a book that causes a person's most profound and darkest fantasies to be visualized. Aikiko Janos put a lot of work into Spit, and the short film should appeal to the right audience. Spit is available exclusively through A Baroque House as a limited edition DVD.
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Boxcover for Starbangers 8
Starbangers 8

Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 12/21/2018 by fu_q

Starring: Michael J. Cox, Tom Byron, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Vince Vouyer, Valentino, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Woody Long, Julian St. Jox, Don Fernando, Jay Ashley, Sean Rider, Paul Cox, Kyle Phillips, Rick O'Shea, Max Cady
Studio: Zane
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan, Jay Ashley

Review brief: The sassy English lassie of yesteryear (the lovely and lusty Nici Sterling), all three of her open-for-business holes, and even her well-known willingness to please sadly aren't enough to save the directorial and technical debacle that is "Starbangers 8", a subpar, 1996 release from Fantastic Pictures. It's like somebody threw a gangbang and nobody came... at least the viewer didn't, that's for sure. Do yourself a favor and avoid this slow-paced, horribly produced and edited piece of garbage. Watching it is like being put on hold on the telephone for 80+ minutes, except instead of holding a phone, you're holding your limp, disappointed dick...and your wallet is $15 lighter. Buy something else. (Poor, Nici. She deserved so much better than this.)
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Boxcover for Sins of Johnny X, The (Bijou Video)
Sins of Johnny X, The (Bijou Video)

Release date: 8/10/2017
Reviewed on: 11/16/2018 by Flash

Starring: Richard Locke, Kurt Williams, Clay Grant, Dave Daniels
Studio: Bijou
Directed by: Taylor Benson

Review brief: The Sins of Johnny X is a poor gay adult hardcore film that has a boring story, and one of the main cast members never seems to be into the sex scenes at all. There isn't anything about this film that needs to be experienced by the viewer. Bijou Video has done a poor job with their release with an edited video sourced transfer.
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Boxcover for Space Force: Operation Sex
Space Force: Operation Sex

Release date: 8/21/2018
Reviewed on: 9/18/2018 by astroknight


Studio: Adult Source Media


Review brief: This one is pretty much a mess. It doesn't seem to line up with the description of the movie on the cover, and also seems like it's three completely unrelated stories merged together. The technical aspects are decent, but again, are inconsistent because two thirds of the movie is subtitled with the remaining third (which is in the middle of the movie) is dubbed. If you're a major anime fan this one might be worth a rental (and it's a really big might), but there's got to be better releases out there than this!
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Boxcover for Abuse Me (Two Thumbs)
Abuse Me (Two Thumbs)

Release date: 4/3/2018
Reviewed on: 9/1/2018 by astroknight

Starring: J-Mac, Chris Strokes, Karlo Karrera, Bruno Dickemz, Nina North, Kharlie Stone, Raylin Ann, Sally Squirt
Studio: Two Thumbs


Review brief: Pass this one like you would bad Mexican food. Kharlie Stone, Nina North, Raylin Ann, and Sally Squirt turn out decent rough fucks, but three of the four scenes are heavily edited from their original form leaving this a far from impressive release. The technical aspects are pretty good, but there's no effort put into the extras. Skip it!
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Boxcover for Hit, The (Vinegar Syndrome)
Hit, The (Vinegar Syndrome)

Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/20/2018 by Flash

Starring: John Seeman, Ken Scudder, Veronica Taylor
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Bob Kirk

Review brief: The Hit is a poorly done feature-style adult film from director Bob Kirk. If you are familiar with the work of Bob Kirk, you know exactly what to expect from this film. If you aren't the film is a flimsy story that holds up horribly shot sex scenes. The Hit is an easy film to skip. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming-only release on Exploitation.TV with good video quality and decent audio quality.
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Boxcover for Farmer's Daughter and Her Punishment Pony, The
Farmer's Daughter and Her Punishment Pony, The

Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/19/2018 by Flash

Starring: Buddy Boone, Steven Jaworski, Fran Spector, Sally Equine, Horace
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Terry Sullivan

Review brief: The Farmer's Daughter and her Punishment Pony is a dreadful film that will disappoint almost all who decide to view it. The film is a combination of three tedious adult film loops and an abysmal live stage show. The only good thing about the film is that it is short. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming-only edition on Exploitation.TV with good audio and video quality.
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Boxcover for Love Witch, The (Vinegar Syndrome)
Love Witch, The (Vinegar Syndrome)

Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 7/16/2018 by Flash

Starring: Harry Reems, Ann Marshall
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Mort Shore

Review brief: This edition doesn't contain the original version of The Love Witch but instead only includes the modified version of The Love Witch, which has cheaply produced courtroom segments that were created by Louis Peraino with Harry Reems. Honestly, The Love Witch is a mess with the original version of The Love Witch massacred by the new footage and inserted dialog (This isn't to say that The Love Witch was a good film before the alterations based on what is presented here it wasn't.). This film is an easy pass. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming-only release on Exploitation.TV with good video and audio quality.
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Boxcover for Diamond Head (Vinegar Syndrome)
Diamond Head (Vinegar Syndrome)

Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 6/27/2018 by Flash

Starring: Judy McDonald, Debbi Brooks, Wanda Lapar, Sharon Saks
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Jason Williams

Review brief: Diamond Head, also known as Honolulu Hustle, is a horrific adult feature film that insults the intelligence and challenges the libido of anyone who watches the film. Many of the cast members look like they were cast at the local soup kitchen and the attempts at jokes will only appeal to the most vacuous of viewers. Diamond Head isn't recommended under any circumstances. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent job with their streaming-only edition of Diamond Head on Exploitation.TV with decent audio and video quality.
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Boxcover for Last Surfer, The (BigDikFactory)
Last Surfer, The (BigDikFactory)

Release date: 12/15/2016
Reviewed on: 6/2/2018 by Flash

Starring: Jake Scott, Michael Christopher, Daniel Holt, Kevin Gladstone, Steve Douglas, Lee Carroll, Jeff Folger, Tony Roco, Paul Camrose, Tad Ryan, Stefen Peach, Kathi Stewart, Claudette Folger, Rick Compendium
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross

Review brief: The edition of The Last Surfer that Toby Ross and BDF (Big Dik Factory) have released as their streaming-only version on TobyRoss.com has been heavily modified from its original version. There has been footage removed, footage added, footage that has been reappropriated, and an entirely new audio track that changes the entire feel of the film. Do yourself a favor and seek out the original version of the film.
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Boxcover for Ice-T's Pimpin' 101
Ice-T's Pimpin' 101

Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/15/2018 by Flash

Starring: Obsession, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva, Rafe, Ryan Conner, Marty Romano, Sharon Wild, Cherie, Mark Ashley, Chloe Black, August Night, Celine Maxima, Ice-T, Marc Anderson, Natalie Houston, Alex Wooden
Studio: Fatt Ent.
Directed by: Tony Diablo

Review brief: Don't let the presence of Ice-T or the excellent soundtrack fool you, Ice-T's Pimpin' 101 is nothing more than cheaply made bad porn. Remove Ice-T's introductions and you have what looks like a completely amateur adult movie with no real redeeming qualities. Ice-T is wasted and the sex scenes are horribly shot. Save your money and just buy the soundtrack.
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Boxcover for Frosty the Snowjob
Frosty the Snowjob

Release date: 12/18/2017
Reviewed on: 12/19/2017 by Flash

Starring: April O'Neil, Robby Apples, Seth's Beard, A.J.
Studio: Wood Rocket
Directed by: Vuko

Review brief: There is probably a fun adult parody to be made out of the classic Christmas specials to bring some naughtiness to the holiday season. Unfortunately, Vuko's Frosty the Snowjob isn't it. The short movie starts out well but then introduces a demonic Frosty the Snowman that is sure to keep viewers up with nightmares that unfortunately ruins the sex scene as well. Just remember, what has been watched, can't be unwatched. Wood Rocket has done a great job with their streaming and download release of Frosty the Snowjob on Pornhub Premium with excellent video and audio quality.
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