Dirty Dancers The Movie Review

Reviewed by Violet Blue (SGPC)  on  6/24/2005

Okay, I'll admit that I picked this title because I was intentionally trying to find a bad porn film -- ha ha, I know, but I was trying to find one that would be bad in a funny way, to watch with friends and drink and laugh at. What could be a better pick than a porn movie badly fabricated around the idea of stripper life and dancers having sex? Oh, please! It must be funny, right? Plus the bad grammar in the title sealed the deal.

Oh, it's bad, but not in the way I'd hoped. In the first scene the video starts out as a gonzo, with director interviewing a stripper-would-be-starlet, who then has sex with her (alleged) BF. In the middle of the faux interview, he chats with some girl who just walks in and we have no idea (nor care) who she is, and then he chats with someone on his cell phone, while the performers sit there and wait, looking stupid! Like we care what he talks about on the phone... Wow, talk about bad.

Then the video turns into some weird plot film, where dancers at a strip club have some kind of drama but the acting is so unbeleivably horrible and fake it's just mind-boggling to watch. This is all interspersed with gawd-awful fuck sceens with the girls looking bored, and odd appearances by the director as a character...

Total waste of time and lotsa fake tits. Oh yeah, and the odd scene with Ava Vincent and sleazer Kurt Lockwood is just bizzarre in the middle of it all...