Latin Ass Palooza 1 Review

Studio: Bang Bros.
Director: D. Sanchez
Year: 2003

Feature Time: 1:25:15

Extras: None

Starring:
Debbie (Cover Girl)
Solique
Marisol
Sabrina
Michelle

Themes: Latina, Amateur

Cover Quote: "A Series Dedicated to Miami's Hottest Big Booty and Nicely Round Breasted Latin Babes"

The popular internet site bangbus.com has launched a series of DVD's under the Bang Bros. label. The bangbus concept is simple. Some dirty guys pick up random and "amateur" girls off the street and fuck them in a van. Whether or not the set-ups are real or not, it's one of the new wave of quasi "reality" porn. This is the first Bang Bros. DVD I've seen, but I have seen some bangbus clips on the web. Unfortunately there is no bus involved here, but there is some robotic and condomed sex with five unknown Latina honeys.

Scene 1: Solique and a dude

The first thing I notice is that this isn't one complete film, it's a collection of five different movies. You have to select and play each girl's scene individually, which is unorthodox and not very convenient.

Solique is first up, she's cute but never looks into the camera. She gives a bad blowjob, and the lighting is too bright. Solique is no professional. She never even opens her eyes while sucking the guy, and her blowjob is mostly a handjob.

The dude fucks Solique in doggy with a condom on but all we really get is repeated views of his extremely hairy ball-sack. The video quality and camera work are decidedly sub-par. Solique looks almost depressed as he beats off onto her chin to finish this very short scene.

Scene 2: Debbie and two guys

The guy is back with a jimmy hat on to bang the extremely cute Debbie. There's some other hump there who takes her denim shorts down. One oils up her ass with some lotion. She sucks off the other guy. The camera work is atrocious and we almost never get sufficient shots of Debbie's cute form.

The guys monkey-hump away at her pierced pussy. Debbie even takes it in the ass (condom still) before getting facially blasted. This was perhaps the hottest scene on the disc but the lighting wad bad, there was way too much introduction to the scene, and the action was not well filmed.

Scene 3: Sabrina and one of the Bang Bros.

Sabrina's lying on a bed somewhere. She looks like she would rather be just about anywhere else. She is fairly cute with a nice body and some dark tan lines. She gives a blowjob laying on her stomach on a bed.

This scene was perhaps the best filmed of the movie, but there's still way too many close-ups and wasted time, like when we get a minute or so of the top of Sabrina's head during the blowjob. The guy fucks her pussy and comes on her face. It was o.k. I suppose.

Scene 4: Marisol and another Bang Bro

We meet Marisol on a beach. She is cute but the camera work is shaky. Marisol's "full-bodied" and shakes her ample assets. There's a long tease segment where her shorts are slowly pulled down. I notice a major glitch for a second in the DVD picture.

She does an amateurish b.j. and tit-fuck. These girls, if they are not amateurs, are certainly inexperienced and give bad-looking blowjobs and overall, just do not perform well. Marisol bends over and enjoys some doggy vaginal (condom of course) and the guy launches a nice cumshot on her face.

Scene 5: Michelle and the Mr. Peepers look-alike

Again, there's way too much tease in this scene. If it's only going to be like 16 minutes, I wish they would have gotten to the sex quicker. Instead we get the decidedly average-looking Michelle stripping for a while.

She takes on the goofy big-dicked guy, finally, and sucks his dick before the guy straps one on and fucks her pussy in doggy. Lots of close-ups of the dude's hairy man ass and balls, which was disturbing. No anal for Michelle in her bubble-butt. She does look quite disinterested as the guy paints her lips with a good shot.

To put it bluntly, "Latin Ass Palooza" sucked. I dislike condom porn, and no scene here is without a rubber. The technical qualities of the DVD were pretty bad too with some glitches and a generally inferior picture quality. I would have also liked to be able to play the movie from beginning to end, all at once. What there is, is pretty short, at only an 85 minute running time with no DVD extras.

The girls were amateurish and ranged from mildly attractive to plain. The male talent featured in most scenes is no G.Q. cover model, to say the least. He's pretty goofy-looking and vaguely resembles Mr. Peepers from Saturday Night Live, but seems extremely enthusiastic to bang these girls on video (who wouldn't).

The camera work of the movie was simply brutal and had way too many close-ups. If you like condomed cocks relentlessly penetrating Latin pussy very close-up, you will go bananas over this film. Debbie and Solique were pretty cute, but nothing here really did it for me on any level. Not recommended.

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