Sophie Evans Exposed Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/9/2005

In "Sophie Evans Exposed," Sophie doesn't get exposed much. If you're a Sophie fan, you'll be disappointed that she's only in two of the six scenes. Typical New Machine compilation ripoff! Avoid them at all costs!

New Machine comps are usually nothing more than scenes snipped from the "Dirty Debs" and "Up & Cummers" series (or their spinoffs). So will someone explain how a Seymore Butts scene got into this? Strange!

Sophie does Ed Powers in the first scene, and her real-life hubby, Tony Ribas, in the second. She takes it up the pooper in both, and accepts a facial from Tony. Bye, Soph, thanks for playing!

Margo is a cute but emaciated blonde. Scene Three opens in mid-stroke, as she's getting screwed by Julian. She looks bored through most of the action, until she takes a load in the mouth and swallows. We finally see her smile.

Cute brunette Serena (aka Catalina) pairs up with Jay Ashley next. Ed, of course, can't stay behind the camera forever and has to make a brief cameo. That ruins what was a decent scene that included anal and a facial. Ed, you're such an ass!

Now comes the Seymore scene. It's from "Seymore and Shane Meet the Naughty Nymph," and features Seymore and the notorious old blond bombshell, Kathy Willets. Shane's manning the camera, and she seems intent on shooting most of the action through the mirrors hanging above the bed. Bad scene, which makes it perfect for this comp.

Brunette Kelton welcomes back Jay Ashley for the finale. Another by-the-numbers scene with all the fervor of an iceberg, but it fits in this mix well.

A word of warning for all porners out there: If you think the 4-Play and New Machine series are bad the first time around, don't expect them to get any better in the N.M. comps. Unlike a fine wine, they do not get better with age!