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Big Natural and Bound 2
Release date: 2/23/2001
Reviewed on: 4/11/2002 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Sonja, Rick Savage, Rusty Rhodes, Stevie Kaye
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Rick Savage
Review brief: This is a quick review of this Amazingly horrible DVD movie. Its name is Big Natural and Bound 2. I was given this movie for Review. There are only three scenes. The subject matter is Breast Bondage. So for the duration of this feature we see rick savage tie up the girls breasts. The breasts start to turn purple as he slaps them and as they aren't getting enough blood due to the Bondage. The first scene he hooks up the bondaged breasts to some type of lift and starts to life the girl out of the chair via her breasts. So her tits are being stretched as she's in the chair. He also uses cloths-pins on the nipples. There's no intercourse at all. This was just painful to sit through. I don't think I like this type of bondage. Rick Savage looks like the devil. ewwwwwww. Not only that but the DVD insults the three girls. When you click on biographies. Each one is terrible. IT calls one girl a fat pig and needs to be lifted witha crane out of her chair. Another is something about dinner better be ready bitch the next time i come home. There is a behind the scenes feature.
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Fuck You, Ass Whores 5
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Sana Fey, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Jake Steed, Cassandra Knight, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Amber Michaels, Nancy Vee
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Running Time: 111 min. Production Date: 7 / 13 - 14 / 1998 Director: Alex Ladd Cast: Inari Vachs, Sana Fey, Nancy Vee, Amber Michaels, Cassandra Knight, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Marc Davis, Jake Steed, Tyce Bune, and Vince Voyeur Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with Metros all sex features, so Im expecting at least an average feature. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars and people who only want a little anal sex in scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of anal sex or intense anal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is spotty. Frequently theres no sex sounds in the scene, and when there are the audio is fairly low. There are also a few times when you can hear the stars being given directions. The video is pretty clear, and has the same feel as a well done home video. Music: The music is at a comfortable level, but is frequently the only audio in the scene. Its also some of the most annoying bad porno music Ive heard in a long time.
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Virgin Pink 10
Release date: 12/26/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2002 by CAPSULE
Starring: Marc, Peaches, Nadia, Simpli Dilicious, Angel Cummings, Tristen, Zack Miles, Shame, Schvanstucka, Flint Striker, Montel Walker
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Virgin Pink 10 (116 min.) Featuring: Angel Cummings, Peaches, Simply delicious, Shame, Triston, Ginger Elle, Ndiyah, and Peaches Synopsis: Welcome to the white trash porn world of Angel Cummings and gang! Overall: What was METRO thinking when they distributed this shit! Even the average person could probably make a better porno than this! DVD Quality: Like all the other aspects of this DVD, I was not impressed by the audio visual quality. Extras: METRO has been slacking off in the worst way and it has hurt us consumers. Likes: I want to see more of Ginger Elle! Dislikes: Everything else! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Sadly this DVD deserves only one scene worth mentioning and it stars Ginger Elle. The nineteen-year-old short haired brunette is attractive.
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Rebecca in Paris: Postcards from France
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 3/15/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Roxanne Hall, Tony Tedeschi, Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Pandora, Nicole London, Nikki Lee, Michael Hurt, Victoria Hill
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Thomas Paine. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Heaven Leigh, Nikki Lee, Nicole London, Roxanne Hall & Rebecca Lord. Rebecca in Paris: Postcards from France is a mild couples feature from Adam & Eve. Im not very familiar with Rebecca Lord and after watching this movie, I dont see any incentive to want to be. The plot isnt bad and theres some nice scenery in Paris, but the sex is very plain and cold, and there just arent any compelling reasons for couples to buy or even rent this film. Though the extras were poor, the A/V quality was good with a nice sharp picture. Heres what Houston had to say. Rebecca Lord gets things rolling with John Decker. Rebecca is a brunette with a nice body but a below average face. She also a lot of big black moles on her body (particularly on her back) and is a little thin for my taste. She goes down on Decker then climbs onto him for RC and a few other positions. Not hot and the R-rated ending focused on Decker straining, with the pop not shown at all. He goes back for another round or does he? In fact he doesnt.
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American Bukkake 2
Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2002 by dumblonde
Starring: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Director: Jim Powers Videographer: ? Running length: 68 minutes D.O.P. 2/26/99, 3/12/99, 3/24/99 Female cast: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy Male cast: Dozens of butt-ugly public masturbators. Audio/Video: Does anyone really care about that in a bukkake? I have no complaints in that regard. Extras: 20 Photos in a slide show, Bio's of the three females, or as it's listed by those class acts at JM Productions, 'Ho-info': Heaven's IQ is said to be her shoe size divided by half. Her turn-ons: Towels, soap, water. Her turn-offs: self-respect, decency, morals. Something these guys at JM have in abundance. Candy Apples is listed as a 'professional skank'. After seeing her in action, I find it hard to disagree with that. Envy's 'Ho-info' Q&A: Q: You just did a bukkake. You must be a big dumb whore, huh? A: Yes Q: Do you like men cumming on your face? A: Yes Q: Do you like getting fucked in the ass? A: Sure, why not? Q: I don't know.
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Sin Under The Sun
Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 2/25/2002 by Draken
Starring: Jessica Jewel, Nicole Sheridan, Sky Taylor, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Amazing Hardcore Sin Under the Sun Studio: Metro Starring: Nicole, Sydnee, Dominica, Juliet, Jessica, Sky and others Cover Art Expectations: The cover photo shows 6 mostly attractive women surely to catch the eye of any prospective porn buyer. A bunch of thumbnails on the back show some of the action, and all of them were taken outdoors. Looks like this one will live up to its title. The Scenes: AAARRRGGGGHHHH! Before we ever get to the scenes, we must slug through several minutes of phone sex ads which can't be skipped. I was able to fast forward thorugh them, but they are still annoying. I can see the ads if they were giving these things away for free, but one is presumed to have purchased it, so the presence of these ads will knock this DVD down a notch in the final numbers. Hey, Metro, if you're going to force these ads on us, at least do a decent transfer so we have something nice to look at, not this blocky, piss-poor crap. Finally, scene one starts with a good looking girl with natural tits stripping on the beach.
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Buttman's Anal Show
Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Mike Foster, Caroline, John Walton, Nacho Vidal, Ildiko, Vanda, Kata, Gina Vice, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: A John Stagliano Video Starring Gina Vice, Caroline, Kata, Vanda, and Ildiko. Also starring Christoph Clark, Zolt Walton, Mike Foster, and Nacho Vidal. Written, Produced, and Directed by John Stagliano -The film opens up with John wearing white cotton panties on his head as some girls model. SCENE ONE : Vanda. A lotta ass worship going on, with John sticking his face into her ass crack as she is wearing white cotton panties. Christoph fingers her ass, makes her gape, and fucks her ass with a dildo. He puts a few different toys in her ass. Christoph is getting a bj and then he fucks her ass in a few different positions and she gapes. Ildiko is getting fucked and gives oral. Vanda gets fucked by another guy and Christoph is fucking Idilko, both in their pussies. Idilko gets a dp and then Christoph makes her gape before and during her ass fucking by him. After a few variations of fucking the guys cum on the girls faces. --Vanda is a hot and doesnt speak a word of English. Idilko is another good-looking girl. Both girls turn in solid performances as well as the guys.
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Up for Grabs 2: Silvia Saint
Release date: 3/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Silvia Saint, Nina, Peach, Autumn Haze, Sky Taylor, Maya Divine, Tanya Danielle
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 9 / 13 / 1999, 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, 10 / 12 / 2000, 12 / 28 / 2000 Director: None listed Cast: Silvia Saint, Wendy (Maya) Divine, Sky Taylor, Tanya Danielle, Autumn Haze, Nina, Peach, and Initial Expectations: Up for Grabs Vol. 1 pretty much sucked, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: The only things that should be happy with this one is the guys collecting the sucker checks from the people who bought it and the fast forward button on your remote. Who Should Watch It : Extreme (and I mean extreme) fans of the stars only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos expectations are above poor Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out.
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Up For Grabs: Tera Patrick
Release date: 2/16/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Chandler, Nina, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Jade Marcela, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, and 10 / 12 / 2000 Director: None listed (which never gives anybody a good feeling as they start to watch a feature) Cast: Tera Patrick, Jade Marcella, Chandler, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell, Nina, Erik Everhard, and several guys who I dont recognize and who arent given credit Initial Expectations: Something about this one worries me. Initial Reaction: The title is ironically appropriate. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for an interactive feature or hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out. The video has a soft feel to it, almost as if it was shot on film. Its also has frequent problems with shadows in many of the shots.
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Miss Judge
Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: Solveig, Heather Hunter, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Monique, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Anna Amore, Devlin Weed, Janet Jacme
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Toni English * DURATION: »75mins * STARRING: Anna Amore, Heather Hunter, Janet Jacme, Kitten, Monique & Solveig. Miss Judge is an ultra cheap-and-nasty Vivid Wave feature with a black cast headlined by the sexy Heather Hunter. Heathers the only thing going for this movie and is definitely misused here. As for the plot, well Judge Judys got nothing to worry about. The story is so stupid I dont want to talk about it and the execution was so cheesy ... so cheesy ... theres a mice joke in there somewhere, but after watching Miss Judge Im not in a joking mood. Check out reviewers review too he may, however, have watched too much porn, because he gave the plot 2 stars. Otherwise, the A/V quality was decent and the extras are the same old Wave trash that Im very sick of by now. Overall, given my experience with Vivid Wave I cant say Im really disappointed or surprised by Miss Judge. I didnt expect much and I didnt get much. Just as long as you dont pay much! SCENE 1: Anna Amore & Guy DeSilva. Guy and Anna are two really unattractive porn stars.
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Sex Flix
Release date: 1/25/2002
Reviewed on: 1/25/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, Claudia Chase, Dee [II] (classic female), Champagne, Angelica Sin, Shaena Steel, Lisa Belle, Lee, Margo, Adriana, Nikki Steele, Jenny Lynn, Ava Vincent, Candy Roxx, Casha Rey, Brooke Desiree
Studio: Fallen Angel
Review brief: Running Time: 167 min. (122 min. on the first side and 45 min. on the second side), the cover states a 3 hour (180 min.) feature Production Date: 8 / 30 / 2001 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Candy Roxx, Brooke Desire, Claudia Chase, Lisa Belle, Nikki Steele, Aja, Angelica Sin, Dee, Shaena Steele, Ariana, Champagne, Margo, Lea, Jenny Lyn, Andrea Amore, Chasity, Ashley Renee, Jamie Lee, Ava Vincent (listed here as Jewel Valmont), Analysa Riese, Casha Rey, Steve Hatcher, J. J Michaels, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Rich Handsome, Alex Sanders, Guy DiSilva, and many more Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Fallen Angel. Theyve had some very good features, but their overall DVDs have left a lot to be desired. I like Luc Wylders style, so Im hoping for some great sex, but Im not expecting much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its a great example of what not to do with a compilation.
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Ed Powers Takes Philadelphia
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 1/8/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Ed Powers, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Anna, Barbie Brookes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: July 1999 Director: Ed Ewww Powers Cast: Ed Ewwwww Powers, Tyler, Anna, and Barbie Brookes Initial Expectations: Like most other people, I look forward to Ed Powers just a little less than I do going to the dentist. Not even having Tyler in the cast can change that. Initial Reaction: For Ed its pretty good, but thats not saying much. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about Ed Powers and Tyler Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes well done porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video is much better than Ed Powers features normally are. The audio is low and often unbalanced and has quite a bit of background noise. You can also hear a few directions here and there and there are a few places where it disappears completely. The video is pretty good, but does show quite a bit of grain. It also suffers from some shadow problems and a few remnants here and there. Overall, its about what one normally expects out of more lower budget gonzo porn. Music: None.
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Best Of European Anals, The
Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 12/28/2001 by CAPSULE
Studio: Barclay
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of European Anals (German Title: Das Beste aus Anal Nr. 3) (112 min.) Featuring: Various Artists Synopsis: As quoted: "A treasure chest of Europe's vest and hardest anal scenes. Never before released in the United States. Guaranteed hard and guaranteed anal." Overall: If the producers had made an effort to make a competent DVD, then this DVD would have had a better rating. DVD Quality: Terrible video quality! It is low standard quality of a VHS! Furthermore, the audio is monaural. Extras: Interview with Steve Drake. Talks more about porn. The history about porn. The acting part is not as prevalent. Features are dead. They deemphasize the acting and put it on the sex. 80s porn more renegade since shooting porn in LA was illegal. Emerald's interview was also interesting in a different way.
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Private Gold 3: The Chase
Release date: 4/4/2001
Reviewed on: 12/18/2001 by Amir
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Alberto Rey, Nick Lang, Jan Hedin, Holly Black, Valentina Velasquez, Ambar, Oriana, Sophie Call, Cherelle Orchid, Reinhardt, Julietta, Michaela Soavi, Isabella LaRouche, Vivienne Clash, Riny Rey, Monika Jestel, Andy Priscilla, Amalia Colen
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Private have a really good collection under many different banners. This is in the Gold collection and I really wasn't all that impressed. All is forgiveable since this is a pretty old title. The girls are not really up to Private standard, the sex is just okay, and the attempt at a plot is just hilarious. The sex scenes are very mediocre, but there is a fairly okay scene in the middle of the film, as well as the orgy at the end.
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Raquel Released
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/10/2001 by Comet Man
Starring: Tom Chapman, Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Bianca Trump, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cherise, Miyaki, Derek Lane
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I remembered why I hated Vivid videos. Here's their formula: - make a nice looking sexy video cover w/ nice picture quality (which you'll never see on the DVD, even in the screenshots) - throw in lots of old video clips as "bonus" material (the video quality sucks on the preview/bonus clips as well) - recycle VHS tapes into DVDs (can't explain the video quality otherwise) Anyways, I used to be a big Racquel Darrian fan. She has an amazing body (I think she still does through all the graininess of the video) and a nice face. Picked this up through a trade to see if Vivid was any better than it used to be. Racquel walks into a club where another girl is flirting w/ the guys. She and this girl end up having sex in front of all the guys. The bar is dark and that screws up the video quality. Guy at bar picks both girls up and brings them to his love shack (actually, decked out basement with really dark lighting) where his friends are all having sex. Girls get turned on and have sex w/ the guys there.
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Superstars of Porn 12: Allysa (Pleasure)
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Angela, John Strong, Kimi, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stefan Rossini
Review brief: Running Time: 104 min. (cover states 2 hours) Production Date: 10 / 1998 Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Allyssa Allure, Candy Vegas, Angela, Elena, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams, Kimi-G, and John Strong Initial Expectations: This appears to be a compilation, which normally arent very well done. Initial Reaction: Theres almost nothing alluring about it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Allyssa Allure and all girl groups Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes technical qualities from average on up Audio /Video Quality: The technical qualities pretty much suck from the start. The audio is fairly clear, but dubbed worse than Japanese monster movies for the first scene. Thankfully, the dubbing gets closer later in the feature, but still doesnt seem right. The audio also isnt balanced that well, has quite a few parts that you cant hear, and frequently suffers from outside noise in the outdoor scenes.
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Window Peepers
Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by leakypickle
Studio: Candid Cam
Review brief: DO NOT BE FOOLED! I really enjoy collecting features of women caught (unknowingly and/or publicly) naked or in sexual situations. When it comes to the category of voyeurism, REAL material seems hard to find. This feature is no exception. The back of the movie says "Is a voyeur collection of some of the best hidden footage ever captured. All real and uncut - All hidden spy cams" and "All hidden footage is sent in from amateur photographers from around the world!" As any fan of true voyeurism knows, the thrill is in seeing a woman naked/being sexual when she is absolutely unaware. Most (if not all) of the material in this one is staged. Here's what I mean: 9 times out of 10, a guy is standing directly in front of a woman's window, while she's looking in his direction. There were times when you could see a shadow of the cameraman against the home he was walking toward (probably to make it seem authentic). In other words, light is shining on him while he's standing in the window recording, supposedly hidden.
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Le Fruit Defendu
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 11/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Yves Callas, Yoko, Christof, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, Helene Shirley, Marianne Aubert, Marie-Christine Chireix
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Jean Luc Brunet
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: pre - 03 Jul 1995 Director: Jean Luc Brunet Cast: Patricia Violet, Yoko, Helene Shirley, Yves Callas, Christine Glenne, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, and Cristoff Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results with Plums foreign releases, so I dont really know what to expect. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a midway point between Skinimax and porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for what feels like a full porno Audio /Video Quality: The English audio for the feature is dubbed, and although clear, shows why many people hate dubbing. It has absolutely no soul whatsoever. The video is about what one would expect from a movie from the early nineties. It has a little grain and looks about like a normal VHS picture. Music: The music tries to have a very romantic style, which would normally help out couples movies. Sadly, it feels very cheap here, like somebody added it in by placing an old boombox near one of the microphones.
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Traces of Love
Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Temptress, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Taylor Moore, Autumn Hayes
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Tabitha Stevens, T. J. Hart, Temptress, Taylor Moore, Elle Devyne, Autumn Haze, and Chris Cannon Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one but a lot of the cast are normally worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its extremely hard to watch unless its being fast forwarded or the sound is muted. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt have volume on their TV Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks the sounds should match the pictures and anybody who doesnt like Chris Cannon Audio /Video Quality: Although the picture and audio are clear, I think Helen Keller could synch the audio and video better. You can take this one of two ways, either by her being deaf or dead. It doesnt really matter since the audio is off by about ten seconds. Even Godzilla would be pissed at this! Music: The music is very typical and ranges from being a little too loud to very nicely balanced. Menus: The menus are very poor.
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Pirate Video Deluxe 12: Perversions of the Damned
Release date: 1/1/2000
Reviewed on: 10/25/2001 by scipio
Starring: Billy Glide, Dizzy Blonde, Anastasia Blue, Harmony Grant, Allysin Embers, Alexis Amore
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: I'll be somewhat brief with this one.. no scene by scene breakdown. Largely because I sold the thing off two weeks ago, so I'm writing from memory. Apologies in advance for that, but that says something in itself. Female Cast: Alexandra Nice, Alexis Amore, Allysin Embers, Amber Michaels, Olivia, Harmony Grant. DVD Stuff: Pretty much standard fare for a Private disc. Nicely animated menus, previews, still gallery, internet stuff I need a dvd-rom to look at. The video -quality- is quite good, but the production/lighting is overall poor, which is why I have given this DVD a middling AV quality score. The Feature: Massive Disappointment here - The covergirl Olivia is only in one scene, - an orgy and she (like most of the cast) is hidden by poor lighting and average editing. You get a better look at her on the front and back covers sadly. The female cast were almost all very attractive, and wasted in an overall very poor film. Frank Thring usually comes through with quality work but not this time.
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John Holmes: The King of X (Taboo)
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 10/15/2001 by andyblake
Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Taboo
Review brief: This is a complete mess. The menu indicates that there are ten scenes, but there are nowhere near ten complete scenes. There's only one decent length, watchable scene in the whole movie. This DVD consists mostly of scraps and fragments, and the video quality is appalling. Its not that the transfer is especially bad, it's just that the footage looks like it was shot in the silent era. Old, scratchy, blurry, most of it was probably shot in or before 1974. The women, with a couple of exceptions, are downright skanky.
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Virgin Pink 8
Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 10/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Star, Angel Cummings, Apache, Roxy Demoore, Zack Miles, Brock, Kandis Kelly, Punkie, Chelsey Red, Chris Wayne
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: Each scene opens with an interview. I will give a very brief breakdown of the scenes. SCENE ONE : Kandis and guy. The guy looks like a bad 80s hair band member, with the haircut he has. Guy goes down on her, guy fucks her pussy. Then the guy fucks her ass, and fucks her pussy again. Guy gets bj and cums on her mouth. SCENE TWO : Apache and guy. Guy goes down on girl and fucks her pussy. She gives bj, another girl walks on camera and goes down on her. Guy uses toy on Apache. Other girl comes back with strap- on and fucks her pussy. Guy cums. SCENE THREE : Punkie and guy. Guy goes down on her She gives bj. They fuck, then she gives guy another bj, more sex follows. Now she gets it in her ass, they do a 69, more anal. Guy cums. SCENE FOUR : Star and girl. Girl goes down on Star. Girl gets dildo. Star goes down on girl. Pretty much the same goes on for rest of scene. SCENE FIVE : Roxy and guy. Guy goes down on her. He fucks her, then the guy gets rimmed. Guy gets dildo, guy cums in her mouth. SCENE SIX : Chelsey and guy.
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Filthy Fuckers 204 & 205
Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/5/2001 by Rieekan
Starring: Ian Daniels, Kaitlyn Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Missy, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Earl Slate, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Maren Beautte, Erik Everhard, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Amber Michaels, Peach, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Lee, Nancy Vee, Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Shelbee Myne, Harley Rayne, Gabriella Gotti
Studio: Zane
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: >120mins (no time code!) * FEMMES: [FF204] Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Christi Lake, Dayton Rains, Lee, Maren Beaute, Nancy Vee, Peach & Shelbee Myne. [FF205] Amber Michaels, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Christy Lake, Gabriella Gotti, Harley Rains, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy & Tera Patrick. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #14 Filthy Fuckers 204-205. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, its best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service. I looked forward to seeing Bridgette Kerkove, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne and Tera Patrick in action, but unsurprisingly the second half of the DVD (Filthy Fuckers 205) wouldnt play on my computer.
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Limousine Confessions
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Brittany Andrews, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Earl Slate, Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Coral Sands, Damien Michaels, Andrew Youngman, Envy, Bridgette Kerkove, Terri Starr
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Damien Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. (according to RAME since its hard to tell with half a time code) Production Date: 5 / 12 / 1999 Director: Damien Michaels Cast: Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Brittany Andrews, Temptress, Envy, Terri Starr, Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, Coral Sands, Brick Majors, Earl Slate, Damien Michaels, and Andrew Youngman Initial Expectations: So far, Knob Ryder has done for DVDs reputations the same thing toads did for warts several hundred years ago. Even with this great of a female cast I dont have much hope. Initial Reaction: I confess that after this I dont really care if I see many more Knob / Ryder DVDs. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes good technical qualities Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear, but has some balance problems. It also cuts out frequently for a split second. The video is slightly grainy and suffers from Knob / Ryders usual problems associated with using Happy Meal toy flashlights for lighting scenes.
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Real Female Orgasms!
Release date: 2/22/2001
Reviewed on: 9/24/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Melissa Monet, Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Leanni Lei, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Chloe, Elena, Daisy Chain, Debi Diamond, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Olga, Stephanie Swift, Keisha, Teri Starr, Melanie Stone, Nici Sterling, Marina, Coral Sands, Sabrina Johnson, Alicia, Kaylynn, Wendi Knight, Regan Starr, Zarina, Natasha Blake, Nicole London, Giselle Yum, Samantha, Heather Lynn, Lita Chase, Taren Steele, Julianna Sterling, Brianna, Shelbee Myne, Anne Howe, Charlese LaMour, Justine Romee, Nina Whett, Ashly Sage, Felicia Ryder, Alexandra Quinn, Elle Angel, Integra, Chipy Marlow
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Rent or buy an Elegant Angel video or DVD and should be sure of a good night of filthy porn viewing. Not so with this DVD. Real Female Orgasms is a real disappointment which is a pity considering it's from Patrick Collins of all people. For starters, the scenes are way too short, lasting on average seconds, and you never see much of the lead up to the orgasms, which I cannot believe are all real anyway, simply because not all of them look real! Chloe in particularly gets on my nerve ends with her silly manic movements, legs and arms all over, twisting her face, eyes rolling which is obvious fakery. Can someone please tell her to stop it? Thanks, buddies! Another point is that there are no male cum shots here, but there are one or two female ones (in particular when a chick cums in Tiffany Minx's mouth, but this is the only and rare highlight of the DVD). The picture quality ranges from bad, to average, to bad to poor. There is no plot. There is no point.
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Release date: 2/23/2001
Reviewed on: 4/11/2002 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Sonja, Rick Savage, Rusty Rhodes, Stevie Kaye
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Rick Savage
Review brief: This is a quick review of this Amazingly horrible DVD movie. Its name is Big Natural and Bound 2. I was given this movie for Review. There are only three scenes. The subject matter is Breast Bondage. So for the duration of this feature we see rick savage tie up the girls breasts. The breasts start to turn purple as he slaps them and as they aren't getting enough blood due to the Bondage. The first scene he hooks up the bondaged breasts to some type of lift and starts to life the girl out of the chair via her breasts. So her tits are being stretched as she's in the chair. He also uses cloths-pins on the nipples. There's no intercourse at all. This was just painful to sit through. I don't think I like this type of bondage. Rick Savage looks like the devil. ewwwwwww. Not only that but the DVD insults the three girls. When you click on biographies. Each one is terrible. IT calls one girl a fat pig and needs to be lifted witha crane out of her chair. Another is something about dinner better be ready bitch the next time i come home. There is a behind the scenes feature.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Sana Fey, Mark Davis, Inari Vachs, Jake Steed, Cassandra Knight, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Amber Michaels, Nancy Vee
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Running Time: 111 min. Production Date: 7 / 13 - 14 / 1998 Director: Alex Ladd Cast: Inari Vachs, Sana Fey, Nancy Vee, Amber Michaels, Cassandra Knight, Christgen Wolf, Emilia, Marc Davis, Jake Steed, Tyce Bune, and Vince Voyeur Initial Expectations: Ive had pretty good luck with Metros all sex features, so Im expecting at least an average feature. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars and people who only want a little anal sex in scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of anal sex or intense anal sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is spotty. Frequently theres no sex sounds in the scene, and when there are the audio is fairly low. There are also a few times when you can hear the stars being given directions. The video is pretty clear, and has the same feel as a well done home video. Music: The music is at a comfortable level, but is frequently the only audio in the scene. Its also some of the most annoying bad porno music Ive heard in a long time.
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Release date: 12/26/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2002 by CAPSULE
Starring: Marc, Peaches, Nadia, Simpli Dilicious, Angel Cummings, Tristen, Zack Miles, Shame, Schvanstucka, Flint Striker, Montel Walker
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Virgin Pink 10 (116 min.) Featuring: Angel Cummings, Peaches, Simply delicious, Shame, Triston, Ginger Elle, Ndiyah, and Peaches Synopsis: Welcome to the white trash porn world of Angel Cummings and gang! Overall: What was METRO thinking when they distributed this shit! Even the average person could probably make a better porno than this! DVD Quality: Like all the other aspects of this DVD, I was not impressed by the audio visual quality. Extras: METRO has been slacking off in the worst way and it has hurt us consumers. Likes: I want to see more of Ginger Elle! Dislikes: Everything else! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Sadly this DVD deserves only one scene worth mentioning and it stars Ginger Elle. The nineteen-year-old short haired brunette is attractive.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 3/15/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Roxanne Hall, Tony Tedeschi, Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Pandora, Nicole London, Nikki Lee, Michael Hurt, Victoria Hill
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Thomas Paine. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Heaven Leigh, Nikki Lee, Nicole London, Roxanne Hall & Rebecca Lord. Rebecca in Paris: Postcards from France is a mild couples feature from Adam & Eve. Im not very familiar with Rebecca Lord and after watching this movie, I dont see any incentive to want to be. The plot isnt bad and theres some nice scenery in Paris, but the sex is very plain and cold, and there just arent any compelling reasons for couples to buy or even rent this film. Though the extras were poor, the A/V quality was good with a nice sharp picture. Heres what Houston had to say. Rebecca Lord gets things rolling with John Decker. Rebecca is a brunette with a nice body but a below average face. She also a lot of big black moles on her body (particularly on her back) and is a little thin for my taste. She goes down on Decker then climbs onto him for RC and a few other positions. Not hot and the R-rated ending focused on Decker straining, with the pop not shown at all. He goes back for another round or does he? In fact he doesnt.
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Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2002 by dumblonde
Starring: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Director: Jim Powers Videographer: ? Running length: 68 minutes D.O.P. 2/26/99, 3/12/99, 3/24/99 Female cast: Candy Apples, Heaven Leigh, Envy Male cast: Dozens of butt-ugly public masturbators. Audio/Video: Does anyone really care about that in a bukkake? I have no complaints in that regard. Extras: 20 Photos in a slide show, Bio's of the three females, or as it's listed by those class acts at JM Productions, 'Ho-info': Heaven's IQ is said to be her shoe size divided by half. Her turn-ons: Towels, soap, water. Her turn-offs: self-respect, decency, morals. Something these guys at JM have in abundance. Candy Apples is listed as a 'professional skank'. After seeing her in action, I find it hard to disagree with that. Envy's 'Ho-info' Q&A: Q: You just did a bukkake. You must be a big dumb whore, huh? A: Yes Q: Do you like men cumming on your face? A: Yes Q: Do you like getting fucked in the ass? A: Sure, why not? Q: I don't know.
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Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 2/25/2002 by Draken
Starring: Jessica Jewel, Nicole Sheridan, Sky Taylor, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Amazing Hardcore Sin Under the Sun Studio: Metro Starring: Nicole, Sydnee, Dominica, Juliet, Jessica, Sky and others Cover Art Expectations: The cover photo shows 6 mostly attractive women surely to catch the eye of any prospective porn buyer. A bunch of thumbnails on the back show some of the action, and all of them were taken outdoors. Looks like this one will live up to its title. The Scenes: AAARRRGGGGHHHH! Before we ever get to the scenes, we must slug through several minutes of phone sex ads which can't be skipped. I was able to fast forward thorugh them, but they are still annoying. I can see the ads if they were giving these things away for free, but one is presumed to have purchased it, so the presence of these ads will knock this DVD down a notch in the final numbers. Hey, Metro, if you're going to force these ads on us, at least do a decent transfer so we have something nice to look at, not this blocky, piss-poor crap. Finally, scene one starts with a good looking girl with natural tits stripping on the beach.
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Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Mike Foster, Caroline, John Walton, Nacho Vidal, Ildiko, Vanda, Kata, Gina Vice, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: A John Stagliano Video Starring Gina Vice, Caroline, Kata, Vanda, and Ildiko. Also starring Christoph Clark, Zolt Walton, Mike Foster, and Nacho Vidal. Written, Produced, and Directed by John Stagliano -The film opens up with John wearing white cotton panties on his head as some girls model. SCENE ONE : Vanda. A lotta ass worship going on, with John sticking his face into her ass crack as she is wearing white cotton panties. Christoph fingers her ass, makes her gape, and fucks her ass with a dildo. He puts a few different toys in her ass. Christoph is getting a bj and then he fucks her ass in a few different positions and she gapes. Ildiko is getting fucked and gives oral. Vanda gets fucked by another guy and Christoph is fucking Idilko, both in their pussies. Idilko gets a dp and then Christoph makes her gape before and during her ass fucking by him. After a few variations of fucking the guys cum on the girls faces. --Vanda is a hot and doesnt speak a word of English. Idilko is another good-looking girl. Both girls turn in solid performances as well as the guys.
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Release date: 3/3/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Silvia Saint, Nina, Peach, Autumn Haze, Sky Taylor, Maya Divine, Tanya Danielle
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 9 / 13 / 1999, 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, 10 / 12 / 2000, 12 / 28 / 2000 Director: None listed Cast: Silvia Saint, Wendy (Maya) Divine, Sky Taylor, Tanya Danielle, Autumn Haze, Nina, Peach, and Initial Expectations: Up for Grabs Vol. 1 pretty much sucked, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: The only things that should be happy with this one is the guys collecting the sucker checks from the people who bought it and the fast forward button on your remote. Who Should Watch It : Extreme (and I mean extreme) fans of the stars only Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos expectations are above poor Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out.
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Release date: 2/16/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Chandler, Nina, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Jade Marcela, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999, 7 / 20 / 2000, and 10 / 12 / 2000 Director: None listed (which never gives anybody a good feeling as they start to watch a feature) Cast: Tera Patrick, Jade Marcella, Chandler, Sky Taylor, Barbie Bell, Nina, Erik Everhard, and several guys who I dont recognize and who arent given credit Initial Expectations: Something about this one worries me. Initial Reaction: The title is ironically appropriate. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the performers Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for an interactive feature or hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is average at best. The balance changes throughout the scene, which is a little annoying, and some parts are horribly off balance. Theres also quite a bit of outdoor background noise, since all the scenes are set outdoors, as well as frequent comments from the director that never got edited out. The video has a soft feel to it, almost as if it was shot on film. Its also has frequent problems with shadows in many of the shots.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: Solveig, Heather Hunter, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Monique, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Anna Amore, Devlin Weed, Janet Jacme
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Toni English * DURATION: »75mins * STARRING: Anna Amore, Heather Hunter, Janet Jacme, Kitten, Monique & Solveig. Miss Judge is an ultra cheap-and-nasty Vivid Wave feature with a black cast headlined by the sexy Heather Hunter. Heathers the only thing going for this movie and is definitely misused here. As for the plot, well Judge Judys got nothing to worry about. The story is so stupid I dont want to talk about it and the execution was so cheesy ... so cheesy ... theres a mice joke in there somewhere, but after watching Miss Judge Im not in a joking mood. Check out reviewers review too he may, however, have watched too much porn, because he gave the plot 2 stars. Otherwise, the A/V quality was decent and the extras are the same old Wave trash that Im very sick of by now. Overall, given my experience with Vivid Wave I cant say Im really disappointed or surprised by Miss Judge. I didnt expect much and I didnt get much. Just as long as you dont pay much! SCENE 1: Anna Amore & Guy DeSilva. Guy and Anna are two really unattractive porn stars.
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Release date: 1/25/2002
Reviewed on: 1/25/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, Claudia Chase, Dee [II] (classic female), Champagne, Angelica Sin, Shaena Steel, Lisa Belle, Lee, Margo, Adriana, Nikki Steele, Jenny Lynn, Ava Vincent, Candy Roxx, Casha Rey, Brooke Desiree
Studio: Fallen Angel
Review brief: Running Time: 167 min. (122 min. on the first side and 45 min. on the second side), the cover states a 3 hour (180 min.) feature Production Date: 8 / 30 / 2001 Director: Luc Wylder Cast: Candy Roxx, Brooke Desire, Claudia Chase, Lisa Belle, Nikki Steele, Aja, Angelica Sin, Dee, Shaena Steele, Ariana, Champagne, Margo, Lea, Jenny Lyn, Andrea Amore, Chasity, Ashley Renee, Jamie Lee, Ava Vincent (listed here as Jewel Valmont), Analysa Riese, Casha Rey, Steve Hatcher, J. J Michaels, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Rich Handsome, Alex Sanders, Guy DiSilva, and many more Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck from Fallen Angel. Theyve had some very good features, but their overall DVDs have left a lot to be desired. I like Luc Wylders style, so Im hoping for some great sex, but Im not expecting much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its a great example of what not to do with a compilation.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 1/8/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Ed Powers, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Anna, Barbie Brookes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: July 1999 Director: Ed Ewww Powers Cast: Ed Ewwwww Powers, Tyler, Anna, and Barbie Brookes Initial Expectations: Like most other people, I look forward to Ed Powers just a little less than I do going to the dentist. Not even having Tyler in the cast can change that. Initial Reaction: For Ed its pretty good, but thats not saying much. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about Ed Powers and Tyler Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes well done porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video is much better than Ed Powers features normally are. The audio is low and often unbalanced and has quite a bit of background noise. You can also hear a few directions here and there and there are a few places where it disappears completely. The video is pretty good, but does show quite a bit of grain. It also suffers from some shadow problems and a few remnants here and there. Overall, its about what one normally expects out of more lower budget gonzo porn. Music: None.
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Release date: 2/18/2001
Reviewed on: 12/28/2001 by CAPSULE
Studio: Barclay
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of European Anals (German Title: Das Beste aus Anal Nr. 3) (112 min.) Featuring: Various Artists Synopsis: As quoted: "A treasure chest of Europe's vest and hardest anal scenes. Never before released in the United States. Guaranteed hard and guaranteed anal." Overall: If the producers had made an effort to make a competent DVD, then this DVD would have had a better rating. DVD Quality: Terrible video quality! It is low standard quality of a VHS! Furthermore, the audio is monaural. Extras: Interview with Steve Drake. Talks more about porn. The history about porn. The acting part is not as prevalent. Features are dead. They deemphasize the acting and put it on the sex. 80s porn more renegade since shooting porn in LA was illegal. Emerald's interview was also interesting in a different way.
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Release date: 4/4/2001
Reviewed on: 12/18/2001 by Amir
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Alberto Rey, Nick Lang, Jan Hedin, Holly Black, Valentina Velasquez, Ambar, Oriana, Sophie Call, Cherelle Orchid, Reinhardt, Julietta, Michaela Soavi, Isabella LaRouche, Vivienne Clash, Riny Rey, Monika Jestel, Andy Priscilla, Amalia Colen
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Private have a really good collection under many different banners. This is in the Gold collection and I really wasn't all that impressed. All is forgiveable since this is a pretty old title. The girls are not really up to Private standard, the sex is just okay, and the attempt at a plot is just hilarious. The sex scenes are very mediocre, but there is a fairly okay scene in the middle of the film, as well as the orgy at the end.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/10/2001 by Comet Man
Starring: Tom Chapman, Trixie Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Bianca Trump, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cherise, Miyaki, Derek Lane
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I remembered why I hated Vivid videos. Here's their formula: - make a nice looking sexy video cover w/ nice picture quality (which you'll never see on the DVD, even in the screenshots) - throw in lots of old video clips as "bonus" material (the video quality sucks on the preview/bonus clips as well) - recycle VHS tapes into DVDs (can't explain the video quality otherwise) Anyways, I used to be a big Racquel Darrian fan. She has an amazing body (I think she still does through all the graininess of the video) and a nice face. Picked this up through a trade to see if Vivid was any better than it used to be. Racquel walks into a club where another girl is flirting w/ the guys. She and this girl end up having sex in front of all the guys. The bar is dark and that screws up the video quality. Guy at bar picks both girls up and brings them to his love shack (actually, decked out basement with really dark lighting) where his friends are all having sex. Girls get turned on and have sex w/ the guys there.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Angela, John Strong, Kimi, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stefan Rossini
Review brief: Running Time: 104 min. (cover states 2 hours) Production Date: 10 / 1998 Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Allyssa Allure, Candy Vegas, Angela, Elena, Doomy Moore, Penelope Pumpkins, Eve Adams, Kimi-G, and John Strong Initial Expectations: This appears to be a compilation, which normally arent very well done. Initial Reaction: Theres almost nothing alluring about it. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Allyssa Allure and all girl groups Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes technical qualities from average on up Audio /Video Quality: The technical qualities pretty much suck from the start. The audio is fairly clear, but dubbed worse than Japanese monster movies for the first scene. Thankfully, the dubbing gets closer later in the feature, but still doesnt seem right. The audio also isnt balanced that well, has quite a few parts that you cant hear, and frequently suffers from outside noise in the outdoor scenes.
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Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by leakypickle
Studio: Candid Cam
Review brief: DO NOT BE FOOLED! I really enjoy collecting features of women caught (unknowingly and/or publicly) naked or in sexual situations. When it comes to the category of voyeurism, REAL material seems hard to find. This feature is no exception. The back of the movie says "Is a voyeur collection of some of the best hidden footage ever captured. All real and uncut - All hidden spy cams" and "All hidden footage is sent in from amateur photographers from around the world!" As any fan of true voyeurism knows, the thrill is in seeing a woman naked/being sexual when she is absolutely unaware. Most (if not all) of the material in this one is staged. Here's what I mean: 9 times out of 10, a guy is standing directly in front of a woman's window, while she's looking in his direction. There were times when you could see a shadow of the cameraman against the home he was walking toward (probably to make it seem authentic). In other words, light is shining on him while he's standing in the window recording, supposedly hidden.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 11/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Yves Callas, Yoko, Christof, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, Helene Shirley, Marianne Aubert, Marie-Christine Chireix
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Jean Luc Brunet
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: pre - 03 Jul 1995 Director: Jean Luc Brunet Cast: Patricia Violet, Yoko, Helene Shirley, Yves Callas, Christine Glenne, Alban Ceray, Claire Forestier, Sylvie Scott, and Cristoff Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results with Plums foreign releases, so I dont really know what to expect. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a midway point between Skinimax and porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for what feels like a full porno Audio /Video Quality: The English audio for the feature is dubbed, and although clear, shows why many people hate dubbing. It has absolutely no soul whatsoever. The video is about what one would expect from a movie from the early nineties. It has a little grain and looks about like a normal VHS picture. Music: The music tries to have a very romantic style, which would normally help out couples movies. Sadly, it feels very cheap here, like somebody added it in by placing an old boombox near one of the microphones.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 11/3/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Temptress, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Taylor Moore, Autumn Hayes
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 10 / 21 / 1999 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Tabitha Stevens, T. J. Hart, Temptress, Taylor Moore, Elle Devyne, Autumn Haze, and Chris Cannon Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one but a lot of the cast are normally worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its extremely hard to watch unless its being fast forwarded or the sound is muted. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt have volume on their TV Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks the sounds should match the pictures and anybody who doesnt like Chris Cannon Audio /Video Quality: Although the picture and audio are clear, I think Helen Keller could synch the audio and video better. You can take this one of two ways, either by her being deaf or dead. It doesnt really matter since the audio is off by about ten seconds. Even Godzilla would be pissed at this! Music: The music is very typical and ranges from being a little too loud to very nicely balanced. Menus: The menus are very poor.
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Release date: 1/1/2000
Reviewed on: 10/25/2001 by scipio
Starring: Billy Glide, Dizzy Blonde, Anastasia Blue, Harmony Grant, Allysin Embers, Alexis Amore
Studio: Private
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: I'll be somewhat brief with this one.. no scene by scene breakdown. Largely because I sold the thing off two weeks ago, so I'm writing from memory. Apologies in advance for that, but that says something in itself. Female Cast: Alexandra Nice, Alexis Amore, Allysin Embers, Amber Michaels, Olivia, Harmony Grant. DVD Stuff: Pretty much standard fare for a Private disc. Nicely animated menus, previews, still gallery, internet stuff I need a dvd-rom to look at. The video -quality- is quite good, but the production/lighting is overall poor, which is why I have given this DVD a middling AV quality score. The Feature: Massive Disappointment here - The covergirl Olivia is only in one scene, - an orgy and she (like most of the cast) is hidden by poor lighting and average editing. You get a better look at her on the front and back covers sadly. The female cast were almost all very attractive, and wasted in an overall very poor film. Frank Thring usually comes through with quality work but not this time.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 10/15/2001 by andyblake
Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Taboo
Review brief: This is a complete mess. The menu indicates that there are ten scenes, but there are nowhere near ten complete scenes. There's only one decent length, watchable scene in the whole movie. This DVD consists mostly of scraps and fragments, and the video quality is appalling. Its not that the transfer is especially bad, it's just that the footage looks like it was shot in the silent era. Old, scratchy, blurry, most of it was probably shot in or before 1974. The women, with a couple of exceptions, are downright skanky.
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Release date: 9/27/2001
Reviewed on: 10/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Star, Angel Cummings, Apache, Roxy Demoore, Zack Miles, Brock, Kandis Kelly, Punkie, Chelsey Red, Chris Wayne
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: Each scene opens with an interview. I will give a very brief breakdown of the scenes. SCENE ONE : Kandis and guy. The guy looks like a bad 80s hair band member, with the haircut he has. Guy goes down on her, guy fucks her pussy. Then the guy fucks her ass, and fucks her pussy again. Guy gets bj and cums on her mouth. SCENE TWO : Apache and guy. Guy goes down on girl and fucks her pussy. She gives bj, another girl walks on camera and goes down on her. Guy uses toy on Apache. Other girl comes back with strap- on and fucks her pussy. Guy cums. SCENE THREE : Punkie and guy. Guy goes down on her She gives bj. They fuck, then she gives guy another bj, more sex follows. Now she gets it in her ass, they do a 69, more anal. Guy cums. SCENE FOUR : Star and girl. Girl goes down on Star. Girl gets dildo. Star goes down on girl. Pretty much the same goes on for rest of scene. SCENE FIVE : Roxy and guy. Guy goes down on her. He fucks her, then the guy gets rimmed. Guy gets dildo, guy cums in her mouth. SCENE SIX : Chelsey and guy.
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Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/5/2001 by Rieekan
Starring: Ian Daniels, Kaitlyn Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Missy, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Earl Slate, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Maren Beautte, Erik Everhard, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Amber Michaels, Peach, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Lee, Nancy Vee, Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Shelbee Myne, Harley Rayne, Gabriella Gotti
Studio: Zane
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: >120mins (no time code!) * FEMMES: [FF204] Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Christi Lake, Dayton Rains, Lee, Maren Beaute, Nancy Vee, Peach & Shelbee Myne. [FF205] Amber Michaels, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Christy Lake, Gabriella Gotti, Harley Rains, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy & Tera Patrick. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #14 Filthy Fuckers 204-205. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, its best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service. I looked forward to seeing Bridgette Kerkove, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne and Tera Patrick in action, but unsurprisingly the second half of the DVD (Filthy Fuckers 205) wouldnt play on my computer.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/4/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Brittany Andrews, Inari Vachs, Temptress, Earl Slate, Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Coral Sands, Damien Michaels, Andrew Youngman, Envy, Bridgette Kerkove, Terri Starr
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Damien Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. (according to RAME since its hard to tell with half a time code) Production Date: 5 / 12 / 1999 Director: Damien Michaels Cast: Alexandra Nice, Tabitha Stevens, Brittany Andrews, Temptress, Envy, Terri Starr, Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, Coral Sands, Brick Majors, Earl Slate, Damien Michaels, and Andrew Youngman Initial Expectations: So far, Knob Ryder has done for DVDs reputations the same thing toads did for warts several hundred years ago. Even with this great of a female cast I dont have much hope. Initial Reaction: I confess that after this I dont really care if I see many more Knob / Ryder DVDs. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes good technical qualities Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear, but has some balance problems. It also cuts out frequently for a split second. The video is slightly grainy and suffers from Knob / Ryders usual problems associated with using Happy Meal toy flashlights for lighting scenes.
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Release date: 2/22/2001
Reviewed on: 9/24/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Melissa Monet, Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, Leanni Lei, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Meadows, Chloe, Elena, Daisy Chain, Debi Diamond, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Olga, Stephanie Swift, Keisha, Teri Starr, Melanie Stone, Nici Sterling, Marina, Coral Sands, Sabrina Johnson, Alicia, Kaylynn, Wendi Knight, Regan Starr, Zarina, Natasha Blake, Nicole London, Giselle Yum, Samantha, Heather Lynn, Lita Chase, Taren Steele, Julianna Sterling, Brianna, Shelbee Myne, Anne Howe, Charlese LaMour, Justine Romee, Nina Whett, Ashly Sage, Felicia Ryder, Alexandra Quinn, Elle Angel, Integra, Chipy Marlow
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Rent or buy an Elegant Angel video or DVD and should be sure of a good night of filthy porn viewing. Not so with this DVD. Real Female Orgasms is a real disappointment which is a pity considering it's from Patrick Collins of all people. For starters, the scenes are way too short, lasting on average seconds, and you never see much of the lead up to the orgasms, which I cannot believe are all real anyway, simply because not all of them look real! Chloe in particularly gets on my nerve ends with her silly manic movements, legs and arms all over, twisting her face, eyes rolling which is obvious fakery. Can someone please tell her to stop it? Thanks, buddies! Another point is that there are no male cum shots here, but there are one or two female ones (in particular when a chick cums in Tiffany Minx's mouth, but this is the only and rare highlight of the DVD). The picture quality ranges from bad, to average, to bad to poor. There is no plot. There is no point.
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