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Throat Gaggers 3
Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 10/27/2002 by aybesea
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Diana, Mr. Marcus, Violet, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Tiffany Biggs, Mia Starr, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Lezley Zen, Anthony Hardwood, Brooklyn Rose, Ashley Blue, Austin O'Riley, Lisa Parks, Misty Haze, Gen Padova, Morgan Taylor, Billy Banks, Jenna Brooks
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger, Robby Fischer
Review brief: Expectations I generally like oral movies, although this is the first of the "gagger" genre that I will sample. I have had mixed reactions with RLD DVDs, so I'm not quite sure what to expect from this release. Guess I'll just watch and find out. Synopsis The scenes on this disc are not related in any way except for the subject material. The setups are plain and the girls are, for the most part, exceptionally slutty and homely. Some talk dirty, although most just gag and drool. I am not favorably impressed. Technical Lighting and sound are adequate, certainly nothing special. There are no backgrounds to speak of. This is purely an Xtreme stroke movie. Scene 1 - Diana Diana is one of 4 decent looking girls in this movie. She is a brunette with darker skin. She says nothing to speak of, mostly just agrees to be abused. Two guys, a white and a black proceed to fuck her mouth. For the most part it is exceptionally boring, except when they lay her down and fuck her from above. A so-so scene.
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Shane Exposed
Release date: 9/24/2002
Reviewed on: 10/25/2002 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, April, Shane, Michaela Adkins
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Although extremely dedicated fans of Shane may need to acquire this disc for their collection, other viewers will be extremely disappointed by this release. The poor video quality combined with the fact that there is only one sex scene that actually features sex and the fact that Shane is in only half the film makes this film hard to recommend to anyone. If you are truly interested in this disc, I recommend renting it first as that will probably satiate any desire to purchase the disc. If you do purchase the disc, don't pay much for it.
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She Squirts 11 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 10/23/2002 by aybesea
Starring: Amber Michaels, Adajja, Logan LaBrent, Desert Rose
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: The concept is very attractive to me, hot babes shove large dildos in their pussies while they talk dirty for the camera. I have seen one volume of this series in the past. I had mixed reactions about it, but basically liked it. Synopsis The box cover shows fours attractive women doing themselves. The reality was far different and downright depressing! Technical Digital Sin does a good job with the video. The sets are spartan, but really what do you need for POV masturbation? The audio is sporadic but adequate. Scene 1 - Adajja On the box cover Adajja is a very hot blonde in a bustier with nice big tits. In reality Adajja looks like she's done about 100 too many vids. This woman looks worn out. She goes through the motions, first with her fingers, then with several extra large toys before she finally rides the Sybian. For those who have not watched Digital Sin's masturbation videos, the Sybian is an industrial strength vibrator that the girls ride. Kind of like a mechanical bull. I could barely stay awake for this scene.
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Wrestling Vixxxens
Release date: 5/24/2002
Reviewed on: 10/18/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Extacy, Rayn
Studio: Pandora
Review brief: Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2001 Director: None listed Cast: Tracii Taylor, Rayn, Extacy, Missy Hyatt, and Tammy Sytch Initial Expectations: Ive never really been into wrestling, but Ive been so impress by everything else Ive seen from Pandora that I decided to pick this one up. Initial Reaction: Its easily Pandoras worst offering, but I still couldnt help but kinda like it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something softcore and who doesnt mind a little grain Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual wrestling or sex Audio /Video Quality: The only audio is the music, which is pretty consistent. The video has some bad pixelation and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. Its not lit too badly, but thats about the only good thing I can say about it. Ive often complained about the video quality in Pandoras releases, and when I look from where they are now compared to here, where they started, I can see that theyve made some good progress.
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Switched
Release date: 6/3/2002
Reviewed on: 10/15/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Klevin Kline
Studio: GAI Studios
Review brief: Although Kevin Kline and Joey Tribiany are two of the most beautiful twinks on the planet, this film is an absolute mess. It is so taken with being arty that it forgets it is basically a fuck film. The plot (which one can discern only by reading the back jacket) makes no sense. There is a beginning and a middle but no end. It appears to be the birth of an entrely new genre. Like Theatre of the Absurd, this is Porn of the Absurd. The child however is stillborn. A young twink kills his girlfriend who comes back as a man (Kevin Kline). Mysterious characters pop in and out like characters in "Bewitched". There is even a devil who appears over a copulating couple and jacks off. The couple (Kevin and Joey) do not cum. There is a love of angle shots and other artsy gimmicks. The acting is awful, the dialogue ludicrous, the sex is passionless, or too gimmicky (A guy gets a mouthful of water then puts a cock in his mouth letting the water cascade down the dick, a threesome cavorts on an exercise machine) the film is horribly dubbed.
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Just Wanna Cum
Release date: 10/8/2002
Reviewed on: 10/7/2002 by dumblonde
Studio: Brand Nu Line
Review brief: Writer/Director: Satan I mean Sammy himself Videographer: Someone with a strong stomach Running length: 90 min too long DOP: Who knows Female cast: Mona, Yasmin, Kira and Katrina Male cast: Sam Audio/Video: yes Extras: zero Condoms: um, no The Movie: Just Wanna Cum is the name of this flick But Sammy the Pimp has got a limp stick His chicks are so skanky You won't need a hanky You won't wanna wanky your dick Sammy's in porn and he might be on crack You might wanna cum but you won't wanna whack I don't wanna cum I just wish I had some of the time I spent watching this back End of review, and my libido for awhile. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Dumblonde reviews Just Wanna Cum from Brand Nu Line.
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Nacho: Latin Psycho 2
Release date: 4/9/2002
Reviewed on: 9/20/2002 by Flash
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Belladonna, Franco Roccaforte, Lupee, Dominika, Hope Rising, Faith Evans, Silvia Lancome, Ana Nova, Isha Paradise, Thomas Crown
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: Although this film was not to my liking, fans of adult films with no plot and rough nasty sex with a heavy emphasis on anal should find a lot of enjoyment from this film. Evil Angel again has proven their commitment to provide customer satisfaction by putting some excellent extras on the disc that should be enjoyed by fans of the film. Viewers who like tamer sex, don't like intense ass play, like a plot and most couples audiences probably will find this film to be a waste of time and would be better off looking for another title.
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Someone's Daughter 1
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002 by Roccofan
Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, Honey, Darren James, Cameron, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Avy Scott, Saphire Rae, Misty Haze
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: My first time. Please be gentle with me. The concept of this series is to find new female talent, interview them about their background and get some sex out of them in the process. Each scene begins with a long interview and goes on to the sex. Ordinarily I don't like interviews, but they are a big part of series so I checked them out. What I heard not only made me loose my erection, it also made worse what would prove to be subpar sex scenes. A sample of some the questions asked follows: "Do you consider yourself a whore?" "You're a long way from Hollywood!" (Not a question, but you get the point.) "Does your family know you fuck strangers for money?" It's not just that these questions were asked, it's how they were asked. David Luger asked the questions in such a way that gives the viewer the impression he is judging these young women. He asked the questions as if to interrogated the women and make it seem as if what they're doing is "wrong".
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Cage Bound Cuties
Release date: 7/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Roxxi Raye, Tracy Christiansen, Barbie Brookes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 3 / 1997 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Roxxie Raye, Megan, Barbie Brookes, and Tracy Christiansen Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but Im kinda looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Although the third scene is fun, I was barely awake to notice it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of spanking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with bondage Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but very off balance at times. The dialogue is pretty clear, but theres a fair amount of background noise and some obvious dubbing. The video has a bit of grain and frequent soft focus problems, as well as a few artifacts. Music: None. Menus: The main menu is very different, and shows the video cover spinning around over some green good while the choices for the DVD sit alongside it. Its not an impressive main menu. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a nice sized picture of the scene.
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Chasin' Pink
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/3/2002 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ruby, Felecia, Dee [II] (classic female), Johnni Black, Yvonne, Chasey Lain, Tia Bella, Meka, Coral Sands, Shawnee
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Johnni Black
Review brief: I was advised not to buy this lesbo dvd. I am glad I took that advice, because Chasin' Pink is utter garbage. I won't waste your life any longer than necessary telling you why it's bad, it just is. For starters, the picture looks like it was filmed on the same camera used to shoot the Keystone Cops flicks! The sex is so lame, and the scenes so uneventful, I advise you to spend your hard-earned cash elsewhere. The extras too are mostly straight scenes and they're OLD and boring. Felecia has two scenes, the first lasting less than two minutes and the second isn't much longer. The lighting is really bad too. It was filmed in what looks like a genuine police cell, but I could be wrong. The theme here being that the movie is a take-off of the long running realism Cops TV series. The so-called multi-angles are a waste of time too.
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Russian Suburbs Of Fun
Release date: 6/18/2002
Reviewed on: 7/31/2002 by Draken
Studio: Brave
Review brief: Russian Suburbs of Fun Studio: Brave Date of Production: 05-05-1999 Before Viewing Expectations: This is a Russian production, the first one for me. The case has minimal writeup in both English and Russian and is accompanied by a few thumbnail photos. The photos show some couple action and some group action. On the front, the men are covered with red stars, but on the back, everything hangs out uncensored. The Main Event: Once the dvd is placed in the player, the usual FBI warning and whatnot appear. Then there is a logo with a very high audio level. It sent me scurring for my remote before it hurt my ears or my speakers. After that, it jumps right into the movie, bypassing the main menu. The first scene is of a couple who start off with some tit worship. He starts to finger her then transitions into vaginal sex. During this, though, her hand is in the way so we can't see much of what is going on. They go to change positions, and he has to stroke himself a fair bit in order to get his erection back.
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Topless Stewardesses
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 7/25/2002 by Flash
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Roxanne Hall, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, Crystal Wilder, Olivia, Sandi Beach, Jessica James
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Topless Stewardesses is one of the poorly made quickly assembled films to come from the late eighties to early nineties. Unless you are a dedicated to fan to either the feature film or one of the stars in it I recommend that you pass on this one completely. If you are thinking of making a purchase, due to the poor video quality, I recommend that you rent first so you don't feel burned when you see what you get.
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Peepshow Special 1
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/11/2002 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Patricia, Tanya, Sammy
Studio: Private
Review brief: Title: Peepshow Special #1 Cast: Holly, Karen, Laura, Marianne Director: Remington Steel (Hidden Cameras by Peter Kay and Karl Gent) Studio: Home Twon/Private Action: Straight, Anal, Facials This was shot in Britain & I assume Home Town gets distributed by Private. They use hidden cameras & include handy camera action. My only gripe is the women not being attractive at all. They claimed placing ads in the paper and skillfully picking up Plain Janes, but I highly doubt they would have unprotected sex without testing them. Lauras been in a few Private DvDs and magazines, so they cant be too anonymous. I personally thought the women were pretty painful to watch, but the sex was not bad at all, theres anal action in the 1st, 2nd & 4th scene. All of the scenes end with facial cumshots, but beware, the 3rd scene has Marianne, a 51 year old British women that gets it on with 3 guys, who also look over the top. In each scene, the editing from position to position flashes a Peepshow Special logo. If this series hopes to get better, it might have to lose that concept, very annoying.
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American Cocksucking Championship 9, The
Release date: 12/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/8/2002 by Phil Thee G
Starring: Kyle Stone, Tiffany Mason, Candy Cotton, Aurora Snow
Studio: Legend
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: The American Cocksucking Championship #9 Feline Films (distributed by Legend) Running Time: 1 hour 15 minutes Synopsis - two blowjobs competitions inside a boxing ring - repetitive oral There are some individuals that say pornography leads to violence. I'm not sure if all pornography does or if that is even true, but this is the first flick that actually made me angry enough to almost throw stuff. The first bad mark was the three minutes of phone sex ads at the start of the disc that you are captive to. I tried a couple different players and even my hacked import player could not fast forward or bypass this shit. That is pure bullshit. Put a fucking entry in the menu for people that want their phone sex. Does ANYBODY use phone sex anymore? I tried loading the DVD into a computer but it assumed I was stupid or something by auto-loading it's own DVD player (and who knows what else) then causing a crash on my XP machine. Nice going, dipshits. Scene 1 - Candy Cotton versus Tiffany Mason with about eight guys It takes a good seven minutes or so to get these two b
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She-Male Samba Mania 4
Release date: 5/10/2002
Reviewed on: 7/6/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Yasmine, Andrea, Barbara, Veronica, Camila
Studio: Avalon
Review brief: Transsexual Performers Rating : 4.0 Starring Yasmine, Veronica, Andrea, Barbara, and Camila. Directed by Ed Hunter This is filmed on location at Rio Carnival 2002, and a bunch of partygoers separate for some private parties. SCENE ONE : Yasmine is a good-looking she-male, with small tits and a slender body. She and the guy start their own private party, with them kissing and her giving the guy a bj. She gets fucked in various positions and the guy cums on her chest, but she made no attempt to cum. his couldve been a great scene, but lack of fucking by the she-male, as well as no cumshot, really make this an average scene. SCENE TWO : Veronica, another good-looking she-male is outside with a guy, and he is kissing her tits. She gives him some oral, and then she gets some in return. The guy fucks her in various positions and locations, she fucks the guy briefly, and he fucks her again. She cums on herself as he is fucking her, then he pulls out and cums on her tits, to end this very good scene.
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Ultimate Naked Fighting Championship
Release date: 1/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/27/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Wayne
Review brief: VERY DECEPTIVE. From the title alone you expect to be buying at least a semi-realistic compilation of women battling together. Not only are the scenes silly, but you don't even get much nudity. Most of the chapters don't even bother to have the actresses struggle together, much less fight. "Naked" fighting..? Yeah, right. The only remotely good quality of this title is that the women are attractive...but then, so are the women in Playboy for $4.99. I always feel like a sucker after seeing something that "appears" promising, only to be disappointed...and the producers of these misleading features sit back and yuck it up with our money. In the meantime, they continue to churn out even more of their crap. Hopefully buyers will make good use of this site and keep exposing these shitty videos for what they are...
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Ultimate Naked Fighting Championship 2
Release date: 1/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/27/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Wayne
Review brief: AS DISAPPOINTING AS THE FIRST UNFC. Once again, another deceptive feature. Women in rooms hold onto each other and pretend to fight...and don't pretend very well. Like the first, it also includes a scene with women smearing food (cream pies?) all over each other. Would be more fun if they were actually showing some aggression. As in the original, the women are attractive...and does include one chapter of a semi-pro wrestling match between women (with no full nudity). However, it's not enough for the whole movie to pass as a genuine fight feature.
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I Never Knew Kendra Jade was Such a Cock Up Her Ass Gang Bang Slut
Release date: 5/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/24/2002 by 655321
Studio: Cream
Review brief: That was not an exclamation of surprize. "I Never Knew Kendra Jade was Such a Cock-Up-Her Ass Gang Bang Slut" is the name of this gem. When one acquires a DVD centering on one performer, one runs a basic risk. I reviewed the DVD My Plaything: Gauge, and was very happy. Unfortunately, I had never seen (though I had heard of) Kendra Jade and took a stab because the DVD was cheap. This is one astonishingly unattractive adult film performer. From her sagging belly, to her pimpled and bruised ass, to her ski jump nose, this is not a fun person to watch have sex. Prevaricating wooden puppets don't have honkers this big. The only way she'd have a problem with a gag reflex is if the guy had a 20" dick. The Navy could land F-18s on her schnozz. Of course, she improved things with tattoos. (Not!) A scene by scene review is unnecessary. This is a compiliation of Kendra Jade's "best" scenes from previous Cream productions.
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XXX (Gen XXX)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Kim Kataine, Sid Deuce, Ian Daniels, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Anna Malle, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Davia Ardell, Dawn Burning
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: CENSORSHIP WARNING: An entire scene has been edited out of the movie between Davia and Ian Daniels near the start. Theres no mention of any editing on the cover or anywhere else that I found. Furthermore, both Ian and Davia are still listed on the boxcover. Im deducting a half point for the bad handling of the censorship. Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: cover states June 30, 1998, IAFD claims 1996, and the disclaimer before the movie states pre-July 1995. Im guessing the IAFD is probably right. Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift, Anna Malle, Dawn Burning, Kim Kataine, Sindee Coxx, Sid Deuce, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Hatcher, and Randy West Initial Expectations: Ive had some mixed results from Nic Cramer, so Im keeping an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its a very well done movie, but could have used a lot more attention for the video.
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Freakazoids
Release date: 5/15/2002
Reviewed on: 6/12/2002 by Flash
Starring: Paige, Lexi, Destiny
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: I only recommend purchasing this film if you are a hardened fan of the film or stars and must have it. If you do purchase it, don't pay more than you would pay for a VHS since there is no benefit to buying it on DVD format. If you are not a hardened fan, I would recommend passing on this disc altogether.
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Precious Pink: Body Business 2
Release date: 4/3/2002
Reviewed on: 5/23/2002 by Sbando Boy
Starring: Monika, Sandor, Petra Short, Chris Mountain, Clark, Cony Ferrara, Nicole (Hungary), Dora (hungary), Gary Boldiszar
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: THE STORY SO FAR It's good to be smart. If the movie you're reviewing is boring and you're a smart guy, you can always come up with some clever-clever thing to say, you know, the oblique and unconventional approach to your porn experience, the funny anecdote, what you were eating while watching the fuckers fuck, if you fell asleep while skipping through the chapters, and so on. Well, to paraphrase Groucho Marx, we'd better call a smart guy then 'cos, unfortunately, this reviewer is a big and unimaginative nerd and you can expect none of the above from him. To be honest, I knew from the start what to expect from "Precious Pink 2", since PP is some sort of spin-off of an equally bland and anonymous Hustler series, "High Octane". Reviewers had warned me, friends had warned me. Still I fell right into the trap, but for two very different reasons: number one, because Hungarian new teen sensation Sophie was on the cover. Number two, because this series, along with High Octane, represented a mystery to me.
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Boy From Rio De Janiero, The
Release date: 1/21/2002
Reviewed on: 5/21/2002 by TouchdownTony
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: THE BOY FROM RIO DE JANIERO One hour, seven minutes; it only seems longer... Two men on the outskirts of town are joined by a third. Boredom ensues. This low-quality production has to be one of the most un-erotic excursions into what should be the hot jungles of South America. The three uncredited actors are not even remotely big-screen matinee idol material - two are dark-toned; the third is pale and pasty, with the beginnings of a pudgy belly! Maybe it's baby fat on its way out; since these guys appear to be part of the under-twenty-one crowd. No money was wasted on production values; the soundtrack allows for the ambient (hardly!) sounds of traffic horns and barking dogs to come through loud and clear. The video quality is non-existent; I've seen better duped vhs tapes. Obviously this was shot on video, as the frequent white-outs between camera angles will verify.
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Hopeless Romantic
Release date: 3/29/2002
Reviewed on: 5/19/2002 by Rieekan
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Scotty Fox. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Kaelin Roberts, Lacy Rose, Mikala & Nikki Dial. Hopeless Romantic got it half-right. This 1992 couples flick from Legend Video was mastered for DVD by New Machine, which is where the problems begin. For one thing, I couldnt figure out if the DVD was double-sided neither side had printing and the flip side didnt register on my player. New Machines horrible digital intro is sub-VHS quality and regardless of the covers claims, dont expect any extras. (On the plus side, the DVD did have a menu screen and a time code, which was more than I expected.) I dont think anyone really intended Hopeless Romantic to be taken seriously as a romance. In hackneyed couples film fashion, Nikki Dial plays a sexually-unfulfilled writer who lives vicariously through her novels characters. Tedious and unoriginal on that front, and the chronically-fatigued script was poorly acted. The sex was dreary and uninspiring, and aesthetically, I could have done without Hatcher, Ryder, Roberts and Mikala.
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Temple of Poon, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/23/2002 by Flash
Starring: Jill Kelly, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kyle Stone, Tom Chapman, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Heather Lee, Joey Silvera, Kimberly Kyle, Bridgette Monroe, Nancy Vee
Studio: DaViD
Review brief: Unfortunately I find that I can't recommend The Temple of Poon to anyone. The sex isn't great and the story is very poor. Fans of a plot, no plot, nasty sex, couples and about everyone else will probably be very disappointed by this film. If you are still interested in viewing it, I highly recommend that you rent, not buy this film.
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Double Dicked Bitches
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 4/16/2002 by Rieekan
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Ive got no idea. Good Fuck Productions is the company responsible for Double Dicked Bitches, a threesome compilation DVD. The ad copy really speaks for itself: Dick in their mouth and pussy lovers. These are not one man women. And Yes, there is more than one girl in this video. We present our cover girl who is as NASTY as they CUM. And the rest of this video is packed with DOUBLE PENETRATED, CUM HOZED, BANGED-UP-THE-BUTT BITCHES you have never seen in your life. This video is not for the faint of heart. But it is for someone who wants to cum hard and fast. I think thats the first time Ive ever read the text on a porno cover. Quite entertaining really. Sadly, the DVD doesnt live up to all of its bar-setting promises. Theres no anal (a.k.a. BANGED-UP-THE-BUTT sex) in the last scene and no penetration at all in the scene before that. On the other hand, the cover girl could be deemed "NASTY" as she squirts twice, and Good Fuck werent lying about me never having seen any of the other girls in my life.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 10/27/2002 by aybesea
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Diana, Mr. Marcus, Violet, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Tiffany Biggs, Mia Starr, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Lezley Zen, Anthony Hardwood, Brooklyn Rose, Ashley Blue, Austin O'Riley, Lisa Parks, Misty Haze, Gen Padova, Morgan Taylor, Billy Banks, Jenna Brooks
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger, Robby Fischer
Review brief: Expectations I generally like oral movies, although this is the first of the "gagger" genre that I will sample. I have had mixed reactions with RLD DVDs, so I'm not quite sure what to expect from this release. Guess I'll just watch and find out. Synopsis The scenes on this disc are not related in any way except for the subject material. The setups are plain and the girls are, for the most part, exceptionally slutty and homely. Some talk dirty, although most just gag and drool. I am not favorably impressed. Technical Lighting and sound are adequate, certainly nothing special. There are no backgrounds to speak of. This is purely an Xtreme stroke movie. Scene 1 - Diana Diana is one of 4 decent looking girls in this movie. She is a brunette with darker skin. She says nothing to speak of, mostly just agrees to be abused. Two guys, a white and a black proceed to fuck her mouth. For the most part it is exceptionally boring, except when they lay her down and fuck her from above. A so-so scene.
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Release date: 9/24/2002
Reviewed on: 10/25/2002 by Flash
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, April, Shane, Michaela Adkins
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Although extremely dedicated fans of Shane may need to acquire this disc for their collection, other viewers will be extremely disappointed by this release. The poor video quality combined with the fact that there is only one sex scene that actually features sex and the fact that Shane is in only half the film makes this film hard to recommend to anyone. If you are truly interested in this disc, I recommend renting it first as that will probably satiate any desire to purchase the disc. If you do purchase the disc, don't pay much for it.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 10/23/2002 by aybesea
Starring: Amber Michaels, Adajja, Logan LaBrent, Desert Rose
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: The concept is very attractive to me, hot babes shove large dildos in their pussies while they talk dirty for the camera. I have seen one volume of this series in the past. I had mixed reactions about it, but basically liked it. Synopsis The box cover shows fours attractive women doing themselves. The reality was far different and downright depressing! Technical Digital Sin does a good job with the video. The sets are spartan, but really what do you need for POV masturbation? The audio is sporadic but adequate. Scene 1 - Adajja On the box cover Adajja is a very hot blonde in a bustier with nice big tits. In reality Adajja looks like she's done about 100 too many vids. This woman looks worn out. She goes through the motions, first with her fingers, then with several extra large toys before she finally rides the Sybian. For those who have not watched Digital Sin's masturbation videos, the Sybian is an industrial strength vibrator that the girls ride. Kind of like a mechanical bull. I could barely stay awake for this scene.
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Release date: 5/24/2002
Reviewed on: 10/18/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Extacy, Rayn
Studio: Pandora
Review brief: Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2001 Director: None listed Cast: Tracii Taylor, Rayn, Extacy, Missy Hyatt, and Tammy Sytch Initial Expectations: Ive never really been into wrestling, but Ive been so impress by everything else Ive seen from Pandora that I decided to pick this one up. Initial Reaction: Its easily Pandoras worst offering, but I still couldnt help but kinda like it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something softcore and who doesnt mind a little grain Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual wrestling or sex Audio /Video Quality: The only audio is the music, which is pretty consistent. The video has some bad pixelation and looks about like a second generation VHS copy. Its not lit too badly, but thats about the only good thing I can say about it. Ive often complained about the video quality in Pandoras releases, and when I look from where they are now compared to here, where they started, I can see that theyve made some good progress.
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Release date: 6/3/2002
Reviewed on: 10/15/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Klevin Kline
Studio: GAI Studios
Review brief: Although Kevin Kline and Joey Tribiany are two of the most beautiful twinks on the planet, this film is an absolute mess. It is so taken with being arty that it forgets it is basically a fuck film. The plot (which one can discern only by reading the back jacket) makes no sense. There is a beginning and a middle but no end. It appears to be the birth of an entrely new genre. Like Theatre of the Absurd, this is Porn of the Absurd. The child however is stillborn. A young twink kills his girlfriend who comes back as a man (Kevin Kline). Mysterious characters pop in and out like characters in "Bewitched". There is even a devil who appears over a copulating couple and jacks off. The couple (Kevin and Joey) do not cum. There is a love of angle shots and other artsy gimmicks. The acting is awful, the dialogue ludicrous, the sex is passionless, or too gimmicky (A guy gets a mouthful of water then puts a cock in his mouth letting the water cascade down the dick, a threesome cavorts on an exercise machine) the film is horribly dubbed.
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Release date: 10/8/2002
Reviewed on: 10/7/2002 by dumblonde
Studio: Brand Nu Line
Review brief: Writer/Director: Satan I mean Sammy himself Videographer: Someone with a strong stomach Running length: 90 min too long DOP: Who knows Female cast: Mona, Yasmin, Kira and Katrina Male cast: Sam Audio/Video: yes Extras: zero Condoms: um, no The Movie: Just Wanna Cum is the name of this flick But Sammy the Pimp has got a limp stick His chicks are so skanky You won't need a hanky You won't wanna wanky your dick Sammy's in porn and he might be on crack You might wanna cum but you won't wanna whack I don't wanna cum I just wish I had some of the time I spent watching this back End of review, and my libido for awhile. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Dumblonde reviews Just Wanna Cum from Brand Nu Line.
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Release date: 4/9/2002
Reviewed on: 9/20/2002 by Flash
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Belladonna, Franco Roccaforte, Lupee, Dominika, Hope Rising, Faith Evans, Silvia Lancome, Ana Nova, Isha Paradise, Thomas Crown
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: Although this film was not to my liking, fans of adult films with no plot and rough nasty sex with a heavy emphasis on anal should find a lot of enjoyment from this film. Evil Angel again has proven their commitment to provide customer satisfaction by putting some excellent extras on the disc that should be enjoyed by fans of the film. Viewers who like tamer sex, don't like intense ass play, like a plot and most couples audiences probably will find this film to be a waste of time and would be better off looking for another title.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002 by Roccofan
Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, Honey, Darren James, Cameron, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Avy Scott, Saphire Rae, Misty Haze
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: My first time. Please be gentle with me. The concept of this series is to find new female talent, interview them about their background and get some sex out of them in the process. Each scene begins with a long interview and goes on to the sex. Ordinarily I don't like interviews, but they are a big part of series so I checked them out. What I heard not only made me loose my erection, it also made worse what would prove to be subpar sex scenes. A sample of some the questions asked follows: "Do you consider yourself a whore?" "You're a long way from Hollywood!" (Not a question, but you get the point.) "Does your family know you fuck strangers for money?" It's not just that these questions were asked, it's how they were asked. David Luger asked the questions in such a way that gives the viewer the impression he is judging these young women. He asked the questions as if to interrogated the women and make it seem as if what they're doing is "wrong".
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Release date: 7/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Roxxi Raye, Tracy Christiansen, Barbie Brookes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 3 / 1997 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Roxxie Raye, Megan, Barbie Brookes, and Tracy Christiansen Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but Im kinda looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Although the third scene is fun, I was barely awake to notice it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of spanking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with bondage Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but very off balance at times. The dialogue is pretty clear, but theres a fair amount of background noise and some obvious dubbing. The video has a bit of grain and frequent soft focus problems, as well as a few artifacts. Music: None. Menus: The main menu is very different, and shows the video cover spinning around over some green good while the choices for the DVD sit alongside it. Its not an impressive main menu. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a nice sized picture of the scene.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/3/2002 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ruby, Felecia, Dee [II] (classic female), Johnni Black, Yvonne, Chasey Lain, Tia Bella, Meka, Coral Sands, Shawnee
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Johnni Black
Review brief: I was advised not to buy this lesbo dvd. I am glad I took that advice, because Chasin' Pink is utter garbage. I won't waste your life any longer than necessary telling you why it's bad, it just is. For starters, the picture looks like it was filmed on the same camera used to shoot the Keystone Cops flicks! The sex is so lame, and the scenes so uneventful, I advise you to spend your hard-earned cash elsewhere. The extras too are mostly straight scenes and they're OLD and boring. Felecia has two scenes, the first lasting less than two minutes and the second isn't much longer. The lighting is really bad too. It was filmed in what looks like a genuine police cell, but I could be wrong. The theme here being that the movie is a take-off of the long running realism Cops TV series. The so-called multi-angles are a waste of time too.
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Release date: 6/18/2002
Reviewed on: 7/31/2002 by Draken
Studio: Brave
Review brief: Russian Suburbs of Fun Studio: Brave Date of Production: 05-05-1999 Before Viewing Expectations: This is a Russian production, the first one for me. The case has minimal writeup in both English and Russian and is accompanied by a few thumbnail photos. The photos show some couple action and some group action. On the front, the men are covered with red stars, but on the back, everything hangs out uncensored. The Main Event: Once the dvd is placed in the player, the usual FBI warning and whatnot appear. Then there is a logo with a very high audio level. It sent me scurring for my remote before it hurt my ears or my speakers. After that, it jumps right into the movie, bypassing the main menu. The first scene is of a couple who start off with some tit worship. He starts to finger her then transitions into vaginal sex. During this, though, her hand is in the way so we can't see much of what is going on. They go to change positions, and he has to stroke himself a fair bit in order to get his erection back.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 7/25/2002 by Flash
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Roxanne Hall, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, Crystal Wilder, Olivia, Sandi Beach, Jessica James
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Topless Stewardesses is one of the poorly made quickly assembled films to come from the late eighties to early nineties. Unless you are a dedicated to fan to either the feature film or one of the stars in it I recommend that you pass on this one completely. If you are thinking of making a purchase, due to the poor video quality, I recommend that you rent first so you don't feel burned when you see what you get.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/11/2002 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Patricia, Tanya, Sammy
Studio: Private
Review brief: Title: Peepshow Special #1 Cast: Holly, Karen, Laura, Marianne Director: Remington Steel (Hidden Cameras by Peter Kay and Karl Gent) Studio: Home Twon/Private Action: Straight, Anal, Facials This was shot in Britain & I assume Home Town gets distributed by Private. They use hidden cameras & include handy camera action. My only gripe is the women not being attractive at all. They claimed placing ads in the paper and skillfully picking up Plain Janes, but I highly doubt they would have unprotected sex without testing them. Lauras been in a few Private DvDs and magazines, so they cant be too anonymous. I personally thought the women were pretty painful to watch, but the sex was not bad at all, theres anal action in the 1st, 2nd & 4th scene. All of the scenes end with facial cumshots, but beware, the 3rd scene has Marianne, a 51 year old British women that gets it on with 3 guys, who also look over the top. In each scene, the editing from position to position flashes a Peepshow Special logo. If this series hopes to get better, it might have to lose that concept, very annoying.
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Release date: 12/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/8/2002 by Phil Thee G
Starring: Kyle Stone, Tiffany Mason, Candy Cotton, Aurora Snow
Studio: Legend
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: The American Cocksucking Championship #9 Feline Films (distributed by Legend) Running Time: 1 hour 15 minutes Synopsis - two blowjobs competitions inside a boxing ring - repetitive oral There are some individuals that say pornography leads to violence. I'm not sure if all pornography does or if that is even true, but this is the first flick that actually made me angry enough to almost throw stuff. The first bad mark was the three minutes of phone sex ads at the start of the disc that you are captive to. I tried a couple different players and even my hacked import player could not fast forward or bypass this shit. That is pure bullshit. Put a fucking entry in the menu for people that want their phone sex. Does ANYBODY use phone sex anymore? I tried loading the DVD into a computer but it assumed I was stupid or something by auto-loading it's own DVD player (and who knows what else) then causing a crash on my XP machine. Nice going, dipshits. Scene 1 - Candy Cotton versus Tiffany Mason with about eight guys It takes a good seven minutes or so to get these two b
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Release date: 5/10/2002
Reviewed on: 7/6/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Yasmine, Andrea, Barbara, Veronica, Camila
Studio: Avalon
Review brief: Transsexual Performers Rating : 4.0 Starring Yasmine, Veronica, Andrea, Barbara, and Camila. Directed by Ed Hunter This is filmed on location at Rio Carnival 2002, and a bunch of partygoers separate for some private parties. SCENE ONE : Yasmine is a good-looking she-male, with small tits and a slender body. She and the guy start their own private party, with them kissing and her giving the guy a bj. She gets fucked in various positions and the guy cums on her chest, but she made no attempt to cum. his couldve been a great scene, but lack of fucking by the she-male, as well as no cumshot, really make this an average scene. SCENE TWO : Veronica, another good-looking she-male is outside with a guy, and he is kissing her tits. She gives him some oral, and then she gets some in return. The guy fucks her in various positions and locations, she fucks the guy briefly, and he fucks her again. She cums on herself as he is fucking her, then he pulls out and cums on her tits, to end this very good scene.
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Release date: 1/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/27/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Wayne
Review brief: VERY DECEPTIVE. From the title alone you expect to be buying at least a semi-realistic compilation of women battling together. Not only are the scenes silly, but you don't even get much nudity. Most of the chapters don't even bother to have the actresses struggle together, much less fight. "Naked" fighting..? Yeah, right. The only remotely good quality of this title is that the women are attractive...but then, so are the women in Playboy for $4.99. I always feel like a sucker after seeing something that "appears" promising, only to be disappointed...and the producers of these misleading features sit back and yuck it up with our money. In the meantime, they continue to churn out even more of their crap. Hopefully buyers will make good use of this site and keep exposing these shitty videos for what they are...
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Release date: 1/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/27/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Wayne
Review brief: AS DISAPPOINTING AS THE FIRST UNFC. Once again, another deceptive feature. Women in rooms hold onto each other and pretend to fight...and don't pretend very well. Like the first, it also includes a scene with women smearing food (cream pies?) all over each other. Would be more fun if they were actually showing some aggression. As in the original, the women are attractive...and does include one chapter of a semi-pro wrestling match between women (with no full nudity). However, it's not enough for the whole movie to pass as a genuine fight feature.
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Release date: 5/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/24/2002 by 655321
Studio: Cream
Review brief: That was not an exclamation of surprize. "I Never Knew Kendra Jade was Such a Cock-Up-Her Ass Gang Bang Slut" is the name of this gem. When one acquires a DVD centering on one performer, one runs a basic risk. I reviewed the DVD My Plaything: Gauge, and was very happy. Unfortunately, I had never seen (though I had heard of) Kendra Jade and took a stab because the DVD was cheap. This is one astonishingly unattractive adult film performer. From her sagging belly, to her pimpled and bruised ass, to her ski jump nose, this is not a fun person to watch have sex. Prevaricating wooden puppets don't have honkers this big. The only way she'd have a problem with a gag reflex is if the guy had a 20" dick. The Navy could land F-18s on her schnozz. Of course, she improved things with tattoos. (Not!) A scene by scene review is unnecessary. This is a compiliation of Kendra Jade's "best" scenes from previous Cream productions.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Kim Kataine, Sid Deuce, Ian Daniels, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Anna Malle, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Davia Ardell, Dawn Burning
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: CENSORSHIP WARNING: An entire scene has been edited out of the movie between Davia and Ian Daniels near the start. Theres no mention of any editing on the cover or anywhere else that I found. Furthermore, both Ian and Davia are still listed on the boxcover. Im deducting a half point for the bad handling of the censorship. Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: cover states June 30, 1998, IAFD claims 1996, and the disclaimer before the movie states pre-July 1995. Im guessing the IAFD is probably right. Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Melissa Hill, Stephanie Swift, Anna Malle, Dawn Burning, Kim Kataine, Sindee Coxx, Sid Deuce, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Hatcher, and Randy West Initial Expectations: Ive had some mixed results from Nic Cramer, so Im keeping an open mind here. Initial Reaction: Its a very well done movie, but could have used a lot more attention for the video.
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Release date: 5/15/2002
Reviewed on: 6/12/2002 by Flash
Starring: Paige, Lexi, Destiny
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: I only recommend purchasing this film if you are a hardened fan of the film or stars and must have it. If you do purchase it, don't pay more than you would pay for a VHS since there is no benefit to buying it on DVD format. If you are not a hardened fan, I would recommend passing on this disc altogether.
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Release date: 4/3/2002
Reviewed on: 5/23/2002 by Sbando Boy
Starring: Monika, Sandor, Petra Short, Chris Mountain, Clark, Cony Ferrara, Nicole (Hungary), Dora (hungary), Gary Boldiszar
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: THE STORY SO FAR It's good to be smart. If the movie you're reviewing is boring and you're a smart guy, you can always come up with some clever-clever thing to say, you know, the oblique and unconventional approach to your porn experience, the funny anecdote, what you were eating while watching the fuckers fuck, if you fell asleep while skipping through the chapters, and so on. Well, to paraphrase Groucho Marx, we'd better call a smart guy then 'cos, unfortunately, this reviewer is a big and unimaginative nerd and you can expect none of the above from him. To be honest, I knew from the start what to expect from "Precious Pink 2", since PP is some sort of spin-off of an equally bland and anonymous Hustler series, "High Octane". Reviewers had warned me, friends had warned me. Still I fell right into the trap, but for two very different reasons: number one, because Hungarian new teen sensation Sophie was on the cover. Number two, because this series, along with High Octane, represented a mystery to me.
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Release date: 1/21/2002
Reviewed on: 5/21/2002 by TouchdownTony
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: THE BOY FROM RIO DE JANIERO One hour, seven minutes; it only seems longer... Two men on the outskirts of town are joined by a third. Boredom ensues. This low-quality production has to be one of the most un-erotic excursions into what should be the hot jungles of South America. The three uncredited actors are not even remotely big-screen matinee idol material - two are dark-toned; the third is pale and pasty, with the beginnings of a pudgy belly! Maybe it's baby fat on its way out; since these guys appear to be part of the under-twenty-one crowd. No money was wasted on production values; the soundtrack allows for the ambient (hardly!) sounds of traffic horns and barking dogs to come through loud and clear. The video quality is non-existent; I've seen better duped vhs tapes. Obviously this was shot on video, as the frequent white-outs between camera angles will verify.
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Release date: 3/29/2002
Reviewed on: 5/19/2002 by Rieekan
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Scotty Fox. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Kaelin Roberts, Lacy Rose, Mikala & Nikki Dial. Hopeless Romantic got it half-right. This 1992 couples flick from Legend Video was mastered for DVD by New Machine, which is where the problems begin. For one thing, I couldnt figure out if the DVD was double-sided neither side had printing and the flip side didnt register on my player. New Machines horrible digital intro is sub-VHS quality and regardless of the covers claims, dont expect any extras. (On the plus side, the DVD did have a menu screen and a time code, which was more than I expected.) I dont think anyone really intended Hopeless Romantic to be taken seriously as a romance. In hackneyed couples film fashion, Nikki Dial plays a sexually-unfulfilled writer who lives vicariously through her novels characters. Tedious and unoriginal on that front, and the chronically-fatigued script was poorly acted. The sex was dreary and uninspiring, and aesthetically, I could have done without Hatcher, Ryder, Roberts and Mikala.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/23/2002 by Flash
Starring: Jill Kelly, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kyle Stone, Tom Chapman, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Heather Lee, Joey Silvera, Kimberly Kyle, Bridgette Monroe, Nancy Vee
Studio: DaViD
Review brief: Unfortunately I find that I can't recommend The Temple of Poon to anyone. The sex isn't great and the story is very poor. Fans of a plot, no plot, nasty sex, couples and about everyone else will probably be very disappointed by this film. If you are still interested in viewing it, I highly recommend that you rent, not buy this film.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 4/16/2002 by Rieekan
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Ive got no idea. Good Fuck Productions is the company responsible for Double Dicked Bitches, a threesome compilation DVD. The ad copy really speaks for itself: Dick in their mouth and pussy lovers. These are not one man women. And Yes, there is more than one girl in this video. We present our cover girl who is as NASTY as they CUM. And the rest of this video is packed with DOUBLE PENETRATED, CUM HOZED, BANGED-UP-THE-BUTT BITCHES you have never seen in your life. This video is not for the faint of heart. But it is for someone who wants to cum hard and fast. I think thats the first time Ive ever read the text on a porno cover. Quite entertaining really. Sadly, the DVD doesnt live up to all of its bar-setting promises. Theres no anal (a.k.a. BANGED-UP-THE-BUTT sex) in the last scene and no penetration at all in the scene before that. On the other hand, the cover girl could be deemed "NASTY" as she squirts twice, and Good Fuck werent lying about me never having seen any of the other girls in my life.
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