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Baby Face (New Sensations 2004 Feature)
Release date: 5/15/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Michelli Castino, Karina Bonita, Christina Donatelli, Alex Baby, Nicholas Rodrigues, Keila Gatti, Lily Santos
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: Ive never been a big fan of John T. Bones directorial efforts. Bone is notorious for making artsy porn, which I suppose has its supporters and fans. Im just not one of them. Baby Face is an example of Bone thumbing his nose at the majority of porn viewers. The South American-made flick revolves around the sexual escapades of a group of girls at a private school. There is a poorly read, foreign voice-over by one of the girls describing the six vignettes. But the poor film quality and MTV-like special effects overwhelm the action and make one wear out the FF button. Among the effects Bone chooses to utilize are sepia-tinting, overexposure, poor lighting, looping, and strange music. Perhaps to couples, these factors are unimportant. But I found them irritating and distracting. Adding to my anguish over this flick, Bone and New Sensations chose not to identify any of the performers, save Felicity Jones and Karina Bonita (whoever they are), in the opening credits. Not being familiar with her, I can only assume that Felicity did the voice-over and was in the final scene.
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Taken (Grapik Art)
Release date: 3/28/2003
Reviewed on: 8/28/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Richie Fine, Johnny Bondi
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: I really dont like the films from this studio. I find them phony, poorly done, boring, and grossly overpriced. So why did I view this one? The answer is Richie Fine. Now, I like Richie. Hes blond, hes young, hes handsome, he sucks dick, and he takes it up the ass. (And if youve seen him in FIRE ISLAND CRUISING 2: BOYS IN HEAT you know hes a bit crazy as well.) If Richies in something, Ill watch. This one starts off with Richie walking through some scraggly undergrowth. He sees something. He flees. After the blackout we find Richie completely naked and bound. A hood and gag are over his head. He struggles helplessly trying to get free. As always in these films this goes on until it tries ones patience. Since its Richie and since hes got a hard-on, I watch. I observe that smooth body and those slender abs. I notice that he has beautiful feet. The next thing I know, hes strung up and wearing boots so I cant ogle those feet. He twists and turns. Johnny Bondi the supposed master watches and smacks him occasionally with a paddle that never so much as turns Richies butt pink.
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Code Blue
Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Dominica Leoni, Lauren Phoenix, Amber Rain, Natalia Wood, Dani Woodward
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Code Blue gets its title from the radio call sign used by firefighters to signal an emergency. It should have been called Code Blue Balls, as the sex is so weak and the storyline so lame, thats what the viewer is left with. I wont bore you with the details of the couples plot; suffice to say theres a new guy in the firehouse and everybody gets laid. There is only one anal scene, only one facial, and typical couples music throughout. Natalia Wood goes first and is paired with Steven St. Croix in a dimly-lit rooftop scene. Both look bored as they go through the motions of a standard Nicholas Steele scene (plenty of stupid camera angles that hide most of the action) that ends in a tummy cumshot. Cute streaked brunette Brooke and Lee Stone hook up in the firehouse gym. Steele, in his infinite wisdom, shoots most of the scene from behind a heavy bag and a pillar. Again, theres very little heat here and Lee finally comes on her tits. Cheyne Collins takes on Dominica Leoni (and her huge, unsightly shoulder tat) outdoors next to an ambulance.
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Barely 18 11 (Sin City)
Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/30/2004 by Thegreatone
Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: This "action" (to be kind) in this movie has already been described in detail by Kelly, so I won't. I only want to point out and loudly complain about Sin City's FALSE ADVERTISING with regards to this flick. The box refers to "ass stuffing fun" and promises "a serious ass hammering fuck fest," YET THERE IS NARY AN ANAL SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE MOVIE!!! This shit pisses me the hell off!!! When will porn companies get past this bullshit? I don't like being ripped off by false advertising, and I won't be renting or buying ANY Sin City videos unless the photos on the box SHOW ME that the advertising on the box is accurate! There should be the equivalent of a Good Housekeeping Seal for porno, just to let the consumer know that what the box says is what you are getting.
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Agency 1, The (Marie Madison)
Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 7/25/2004 by Flash
Starring: Marie Madison
Studio: Marie Madison Media
Directed by: Marie Madison
Review brief: The Agency is a film that will only be enjoyed by fans of forced play viewers that like tame or consensual sex will want to pass completely on this title. There isn't much plot in the film so viewers that don't like a plot with their adult entertainment will have no problem with the film. The film is amateur in nature, so there are problems with the film, but that is to be expected with a film in this class. If forced play, torture and coercion are your thing you might want to give this title a rental. If not, I'd let this one go unwatched as there won't be anything here for you.
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Explosions (Mayhem)
Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: In my review for Black Nut Sack. I talked about how RLDs Cum Dumpsters was one of the best titles I had ever seen, and how it made me a fn of their work in the early 90s. Im convinced that it may be the best cumshot loop of all time. In that spirit I was excited about Mayhems Explosions. Mayhen had plenty of top talent in the last couple of years. Ashley Long, Lauren Phoenix, Aurora Snow and Sophia to name a few. I thought this would be a great opportunity to see these beautiful women, and see some good cumshots in the mix. Normally I write my review before I get anyone elses take. This time I was so outdone by what I saw that I had to see what other had said. I feel 100 confident that the previous review of this title was on the money. This film lacked energy and action. I like to see a stroke or two before the guys pulls out, but that didnt happen here. Id much rather see that than the girl glue faced smiling at the camera. Also, the cumshots were on the week side. Only the last three shots on the DVD were Hall of Fame shots.
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Lusty Busty Dolls 7
Release date: 11/15/2002
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Kimberly Kupps, Cleopatra, Minka, Alexis Amore, Tanya Danielle
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2002 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Alexis Amore, Candy Cox, Cleopatra, Kimberly Kupps, Minka, Savannah Staxx, and Tanya Danielle The Short Story Initial Expectations: This series has been slowly going downhill. Im almost afraid to watch this one. Initial Reaction: Skip it! Who Should Watch It : Fans of extremely busty women who want an artistic look Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward porn or girls who can get out of bed without help in the morning The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear, but normally completely drowned out by the music. The sounds from the performers come and go throughout the feature. Although this does give the audio a slightly artistic feeling, its more annoying than anything and made me wonder if it was more artistic or more half-assed. The video is pretty average. Its well lit and has an artistic feel, but theres a little grain in the feature that is a bit noticeable.
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Ten Tops One Fuller
Release date: 5/31/2004
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: MSR Releasing
Review brief: I was really looking forward to viewing this DVD for several reasons: 1. I loved Lane Fuller when he was a pretty twink, and love him even more now that he has returned as a gorgeous man. 2. I love gangbang films. Just put gangbang in the title and its on my viewing list. And with a title such as TEN TOPS ONE FULLER it screams, gangbang. 3. Director Alizzi was at the helm of WHITE TRASH one of my all-time favorite films. So, imagine my disappointment when this turned out to be one of the dullest, most mind-numbing, excruciatingly bad films it has ever been my misfortune to view. Why? I mean it has a gorgeous bottom and ten big-dicked men. Why? For the simple reason that it was simply NOT directed, and was abysmally photographed. Lane Fuller was laid on a revolving table and spun around to take various dicks in his ass while sucking on various dicks in his mouth. The action was shown primarily in an aerial shot, which meant that we looked down on Fullers body and only saw the tops of the heads and cocks of his fuckers.
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Young Hot Bareback
Release date: 1/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: If you want proof that doing it bareback does not automatically make for a hot film (as some producers seem to think it does) then take a look at this turkey. But my advice is not to. True there is some fair cocksucking going on, but the fucking is downright boring. If we join a fuck in progress and only see the last two inches of a dick going in and out of an asshole thenHellthey might as well be using condoms! Only in the last scene do we see an uncondomed cock entering a hole and its in a scene with the two least attractive persons in the filmone of whom is definitely not young and the other is definitely not hot. The only known performer is young Danny Chance. Danny should be ashamed of himself for three reasons: (1) for taking part in such an unsafe sex practice (2) for giving a performance that is far below his usual standard (3) for appearing in such a inept film Oh, well, I guess we all have to pay the rent. If you want to see how bareback sex with twinks should be done with and filmed then take a gander at some of the S.E.V.P.
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Japanese Panties Below The Knees
Release date: 5/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2004 by petemurphy
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: What I Liked Not much. I try to have something positive to say about everything. Ummm...well...In some of the scenes, the actresses were wearing panties at the start of the scene. Some of the girls were cute. What I Disliked This DVD consisted of nine scenes of run-of-the-mill Japanese porn that really had very little to do with panties. It was like they chose nine scenes at random. Some of the scenes were censored with mosaics. It was mostly just typical Japanese porn: the kind where the girls keep their eyes tightly shut and whimper loudly, although some did act like they were willing participants and smiled afterwards. Panty fanatics will be sorely disappointed. DVD Quality Average. I hope you enjoy mosaics. I don't actually recall if there were any extras or not as I couldn't wait to get this DVD out of my machine. Overall Thoughts Skip it. Only true fans of average Japanese porn will enjoy this. Don't expect much in the way of panties.
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White Girls Suck and Swallow
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2004 by dirty_flea
Starring: Mercedes, Pamela, Alexia Knight, Jennifer Dark, Anna Nikova, Britney Madison, Meadow, Lara Cox, Amber Simpson, Ocean, Delilah Strong, D'Amore Vega
Studio: Evasive Angles
Review brief: Title: White Girls Suck and Swallow Produced/Directed/Starred by: Mark Anthony Starring: Anna Nikova, Britney Madison, Dalila Strong, Patricia , Alexia Night , Ocean, Meadow, Sophie, Mercedez, Jennifer, Pamela, Diamore Vega, Amber Simpson, Lara Cox and Francesca, Yasmine, Bianca and Carol. What should we call an interracial cum swallowing video that has limp big black dicks and hardly any cum. We should call it White Girls Suck and Swallow . This gonzo is definitely suck suck bad. The only scene that is worth mentioning is the one with Darren James as the donor. He appeared only once. The rest of the cum is donated by Mark Anthony and his friend with their limp dicks and miniscule cum. There are 15 scenes is this gonzo and only 3 scene is worth looking. There is no sex scene only oral.
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Young Fresh & Ripe
Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004 by Kelly
Starring: John West, Anthony Hardwood, Matt Bixel, Talita Del Rio, Robert Stern, Summer Sweet, Sativa Rose, Kina Kai
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 52 minutes (112 minutes) Production Date(s): Various dates between 2003 and 2004 Release Date: March 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: During the first scene of Young, Fresh and Ripe 1, director Corey Jordan tells new girl Summer Sweet that he is out to make this new young line one of the nastiest, hardcore lines out there. That is a high level to shoot for and not surprisingly Jordan fails to reach it. In fact, he does not even come close to it. Instead, he delivers an instantly forgettable piece of pornography containing marginal new faces and grievous editing and lighting errors. If this were an amateur video, it would lean toward being high end. However, its not, though judging from the quality of the female cast and the inexperience of the male cast one could be fooled into thinking it is. Jordan has been at this for a while now and he has yet to improve.
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Biker Chicks Cum Easy
Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Brooke Lane, Lee Stone, Stevie, Aria, Cynara Fox, Cameron Cain
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Biker Chicks Cum Easy is the epitome of all that is bad in porn today. This VCA production suffers from too much of the Im the greatest syndrome of director D3, who basically made this movie for himself. He certainly didnt have the stroker at home in mind. The sex scenes are shot with bad lighting, on dark sets, using slo-mo and other irritating special effects. And the editor at the control panel had too many toys to play with and chose many of the wrong options. Average-looking blonde Cameron Cain does Steve Hatcher in the initial scene. Its a going-through-the-motions romp with three position changes and a final pop on Camerons ample butt. Finding hetero sex unfulfilling, Cameron tries a little lesbian action with Dominica Leoni in a bathroom. Without any toys to insert, the girls are left to explore each other with fingers and tongues. Neither looks excited. Lee Stone hooks up with Brooke Lane on a couch next. Shes an older, shaggy-haired blonde with bolt-ons.
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Double DP
Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 6/6/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Rudy, Cuntre Pipes, Lisa Sparxxx, Big Dee, Dwise, slave nadia
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Lisa Sparxxx, Lady X, and a bunch of guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational hasnt been impressing me too much, so Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Its another dud. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes slowly drawn out scenes without much DP action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who gets motion sickness The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects arent too bad for the first scene. The audio is fairly clear, but the balance suffers at times and theres some noticeable background noises. The bigger problem is that much of it has a high pitched squeal which should drive you as well as any nearby dogs crazy. The video, however, is very nice. Its well lit and shows hardly any grain. It takes a pretty good nosedive for the second scene, as you get to hear plenty of the cameraman as well as getting a bunch of grain and a lot of camera shake.
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My Virtual Misty
Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 11 / 12 / 2003 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Misty Rain and you (played by Chad Thomas) The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive enjoyed Misty plenty in the past, but for some reason this one scares me. Initial Reaction: The sex is good, but thats about it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Misty Rain Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex and anybody who wants what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, and I dont think I noticed any other background noises. The video is okay. Jon Yuma normally has a bit of an artistic feel, and it shows here. The video has some slight grain and the colors are bleached out slightly due to what Im guessing is a fair amount of natural light being used. Yumas artistic style often works well for me, but its out of place here and actually interferes with the action.
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Gangbangers (Sensational Video)
Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Lisa Ssparxxx and 40 guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational hasnt been impressing me much lately. Im going in with pretty low expectations. Initial Reaction: Its another Sensational swing and a miss. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates as part of their punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a gangbang with a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. Although you dont see forty guys on screen all the time, you normally hear them. Lisas a little louder than the rest, but the background noise is horrible and overbearing. It also sounds like theres another scene being shot very close by. The video is okay. Its nicely lit and only has a little bit of grain. Music: The only music in the movie comes from something playing in the background.
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5 New York Classics
Release date: 4/23/2002
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Miles Long, Keith Anthoni, George Payne, Scorpio, Gustavo, Steve Parker, John Kovacs, Kip Noll, Daniel Holt, Christopher Rage, Shawn Gregory, Lew Seager, Johnny Kovaks, Victor Huston, Sven Jensen, Alan Miles, Michael Pen, Tone Stalione, David Starbuck, Josef Tempesta, Tom Cord, Brad Ford, Ken Edwards, Pete Connors, Andy Breugera, Perry Fryer, William Hallquist, Trane Johnson, Ray Moore, BJ Bare, Pat Johnson, Roberto Castro
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Arch Brown, John Amero, Michael Findlay, Says Parker, Bruce King
Review brief: The only film in this collection worth watching at all is ALL TIED UP. As though realizing this it had a disc all to itself. The other four films are crunched together on the second disc. And that is a problem because they are so compressed that you are lucky if two of the four will play. I was able to watch (unfortunately) two and a half of the films but the rest of the disc simply would not play on any of my five players. ALL TIED UP stars Scorpio one of our earliest porn stars. He was slender, bottomed as well as topped and had a blond walrus mustache. Indeed all of the guys in all the films wear mustaches. It was the badge of gaydom in this ancient time period. One didnt need gaydar, the mustache screamed GAY! The Nazis wouldnt have needed pink triangles with these guys. (Okay, so I had a mustache myself oncebut it was in a much later time period so I wasnt a clone). Anyway, a delivery boy seduces Scorpio so that he can steal the keys to his apartment thus allowing two others to enter and tie Scorpio to the bed. Thereafter he gets dildos and cocks up his butt.
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Cock Crazy Quickies 3
Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Jenna Haze, Sheila Marie, Amber Roxx
Studio: SubVision Films
Directed by: Slayne Wayne
Review brief: Ever hear of the expression bumpin uglies? Well, thats a perfect description of whats happening in Cock Crazy Quickies #3. Never have so many unsightly people fucked each other on the same video. Valley Pro must be the porn equivalent to Arena Football. Its where the over-the-hillers end up when their careers have reached rock bottom. Directors Slain Wayne, Pistol Pete, and Bobby Blain (it took three geniuses to put this together?) must have bad reputations within the jizz biz if this is the only talent they could attract. Blond Jessica Dee starts blowing Euro dude Joe Monti outside. But hes so embarrassed by her 30+ looks that he takes her inside to fuck. Her shaven pussy doesnt add anything to her well-used body. He cums on her face, which is an improvement to her looks. The only attractive cast member is Jenna Haze, and shes forced to screw one of the skinniest, palest, ugliest guys ever, Hatman. They meet in a porno shop, then go to an apartment for some boring sex. Its Beauty and the Beast in Smutland.
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Biggz and the Beauties 4
Release date: 10/27/2003
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Vanessa, Rio, Gisselle, Mr. Bigg, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I had anxious to see what this guy could do for a while now. People have been talking about him for some time, and I wanted to see if the buzz was warranted. I was impressed with the DVD interface. It was well done, well done indeed. The chapter menus were animated, and each scene had multiple chapter stops. Trailers were broken down into three segments, All Sex, Interactive, and Features, and there were no less than 50 trailers in all. The film starts with Rio Marriah. Rio is a pretty woman with an incredible ass. She is seen playing with herself when BiggZ enters in all white lookin like Tupacs sexually confused brother. No doubt that this guy has his stuff swingin. His length and girth are not in question. He is overly tattooed, and not very aggressive. They share a variety of positions, but the sex isnt even warm if you ask me. The scene ends with a slow flood of fluid across Rios mouth. Katja Kassin is the next lady to be dicked down. This time BiggZ swoops in wearing a denim jumper Circa Charlies Angels 1979.
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Wildest Sex Ever 3, The (Wildlife / Powerhouse)
Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Frank Gun, John West, Lee Stone, Nick Manning, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Velvet Rose, Ben English, Talon, Brooke Ballentyne, Faith Grant, Hollie Stevens
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Artie Nolan
Review brief: Wildest Sex Ever #3 makes me wonder what director Artie Nolan has been doing all his life if he considers this wild sex. Hell, Ive had wilder sex. Mother Theresa has had wilder sex. The girls here are strictly B-listers. While none would be considered ugly, most are average at best, looks-wise. Most of the action is run-of-the-mill, going-through-the-motions. Nick Manning, a guy very much in love with himself, is the host introducing the girls.
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Babewatch 4
Release date: 10/13/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Holly Body, J.R. Carrington, Shawn Ricks, April, Buck Adams, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James, Jordan
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Buck Adams
Review brief: Babewatch #4 should have been titled Babe un-watch, as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown. J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April) Holly Body, Shawn Ricks Abbey Gale, Buck Adams This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series Baywatch. The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy.
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Blowjob Adventures Of Dr. Fellatio 42, The
Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Roxanne Hall, Felicia Fox, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Mya Lovely, Corina Taylor, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio #42 had so much potential to be a great oral only flick. But director William H. has taken over this long-running series and found a way to screw it up. B.J.A.D.F. used to be the benchmark for all blowjob movies, concentrating on the hummers and nothing else. William H. has decided he wants to be the star of the show. His directorial credits include The Idiots Guide to Making Porn Movies, and never could a man be considered more of an expert on idiots. How else do you explain taking a tried-and-true formula for success and trying to find a way to improve it? He has, and he doesnt. Where to start? Okay, he takes about four minutes setting up the first scene with some stupid premise that he wants to film his girlfriend (Summer Sweet) giving another guy a blowjob in the park. Then he talks to her almost non-stop through the sex. Do you like sucking that cock? She smiles and giggles throughout, but you can tell she wishes he would just shut up and let her do her job.
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Trained Teens 2 (Evil Angel)
Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004 by Moonchimes
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jade, Mr. Marcus, Sabrine Maui, Brian Pumper, Jenna Haze, Fiona, Daisy Dukes, Clarke Kent, Trixie Kelly
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: TRAINED TEENS 2 SCENE 1: Sabrine Maui (asian) + 1 white guy Technicals Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2 Lighting: 3 Camera work: 4 Female Performer Facial Looks: 8 Body Looks: 8 Body Description: Short, petite, butt = medium, tits = small Flab Factor: Low Sexiness: 3 Acting: 1 Male Performer Quality of dick: 4 Body: Acceptable Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 5 Positions Encountered: Cowgirl, Mish, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Doggie, Doggie Quick Comments: Piss Poor lighting.
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Young As They Cum 14 (Digital Sin)
Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Julian, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Tyler Houston, Brooke Milano
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Young as They Cum #14 is probably the scraping off the floor in the New Sensations editing room. None of these girls are A listers, and only by generous definition could any be considered even Bs. Christie Lee (billed here simply as Christie) starts off this rocky road with Julian, porns version of the Illustrated Man. This is actually a pretty hot scene, thanks to Christies enthusiasm. Maybe the dirty blonde likes reading the cartoons on Julians body as they go through a mish, doggie, CG, spoon and finally a facial. Brown-haired Brooke (Brook) Milano appears next. She has small, natural tits and appears to be Hispanic. Mark Ashley goes through the motions with her. They exchange oral favors (shes not the greatest cocksucker in the world), followed by mish, doggie, CG, and RC. Mark ends up making a deposit on her mug to end a forgettable scene. Holly Day has brunette hair, an average face, and medium, natural breasts. Ben English starts out this scene put simply taking her in a standing doggie.
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Jenna Loves Kobe
Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/20/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Kobe Tai, Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, April, Jenna Jameson, Lee Stone, Zana, Tommi Rose
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 12 / 04 / 2001 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Jenna Jameson, Kobe Tai, April, Tommi Rose, Zana, Lee Stone, Randy Spears, and Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive never been as enamored with Jenna as many, but Im curious to see how she does with Club Jenna. Initial Reaction: Its completely frustrating. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes artistic effects more than sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see well balanced scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its clear and well balanced and I dont think I heard any background noises. This isnt too surprising because theres very little audio from the performers in the feature. The video leaves a bit to be desired. It has some noticeable grain, and if it were anybody but Vivid Id probably think that they were trying to get a little artistic and approximate film grain.
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Release date: 5/15/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Michelli Castino, Karina Bonita, Christina Donatelli, Alex Baby, Nicholas Rodrigues, Keila Gatti, Lily Santos
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: Ive never been a big fan of John T. Bones directorial efforts. Bone is notorious for making artsy porn, which I suppose has its supporters and fans. Im just not one of them. Baby Face is an example of Bone thumbing his nose at the majority of porn viewers. The South American-made flick revolves around the sexual escapades of a group of girls at a private school. There is a poorly read, foreign voice-over by one of the girls describing the six vignettes. But the poor film quality and MTV-like special effects overwhelm the action and make one wear out the FF button. Among the effects Bone chooses to utilize are sepia-tinting, overexposure, poor lighting, looping, and strange music. Perhaps to couples, these factors are unimportant. But I found them irritating and distracting. Adding to my anguish over this flick, Bone and New Sensations chose not to identify any of the performers, save Felicity Jones and Karina Bonita (whoever they are), in the opening credits. Not being familiar with her, I can only assume that Felicity did the voice-over and was in the final scene.
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Release date: 3/28/2003
Reviewed on: 8/28/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Richie Fine, Johnny Bondi
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: I really dont like the films from this studio. I find them phony, poorly done, boring, and grossly overpriced. So why did I view this one? The answer is Richie Fine. Now, I like Richie. Hes blond, hes young, hes handsome, he sucks dick, and he takes it up the ass. (And if youve seen him in FIRE ISLAND CRUISING 2: BOYS IN HEAT you know hes a bit crazy as well.) If Richies in something, Ill watch. This one starts off with Richie walking through some scraggly undergrowth. He sees something. He flees. After the blackout we find Richie completely naked and bound. A hood and gag are over his head. He struggles helplessly trying to get free. As always in these films this goes on until it tries ones patience. Since its Richie and since hes got a hard-on, I watch. I observe that smooth body and those slender abs. I notice that he has beautiful feet. The next thing I know, hes strung up and wearing boots so I cant ogle those feet. He twists and turns. Johnny Bondi the supposed master watches and smacks him occasionally with a paddle that never so much as turns Richies butt pink.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Joey Ray, Dominica Leoni, Lauren Phoenix, Amber Rain, Natalia Wood, Dani Woodward
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Code Blue gets its title from the radio call sign used by firefighters to signal an emergency. It should have been called Code Blue Balls, as the sex is so weak and the storyline so lame, thats what the viewer is left with. I wont bore you with the details of the couples plot; suffice to say theres a new guy in the firehouse and everybody gets laid. There is only one anal scene, only one facial, and typical couples music throughout. Natalia Wood goes first and is paired with Steven St. Croix in a dimly-lit rooftop scene. Both look bored as they go through the motions of a standard Nicholas Steele scene (plenty of stupid camera angles that hide most of the action) that ends in a tummy cumshot. Cute streaked brunette Brooke and Lee Stone hook up in the firehouse gym. Steele, in his infinite wisdom, shoots most of the scene from behind a heavy bag and a pillar. Again, theres very little heat here and Lee finally comes on her tits. Cheyne Collins takes on Dominica Leoni (and her huge, unsightly shoulder tat) outdoors next to an ambulance.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/30/2004 by Thegreatone
Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: This "action" (to be kind) in this movie has already been described in detail by Kelly, so I won't. I only want to point out and loudly complain about Sin City's FALSE ADVERTISING with regards to this flick. The box refers to "ass stuffing fun" and promises "a serious ass hammering fuck fest," YET THERE IS NARY AN ANAL SCENE IN THIS ENTIRE MOVIE!!! This shit pisses me the hell off!!! When will porn companies get past this bullshit? I don't like being ripped off by false advertising, and I won't be renting or buying ANY Sin City videos unless the photos on the box SHOW ME that the advertising on the box is accurate! There should be the equivalent of a Good Housekeeping Seal for porno, just to let the consumer know that what the box says is what you are getting.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 7/25/2004 by Flash
Starring: Marie Madison
Studio: Marie Madison Media
Directed by: Marie Madison
Review brief: The Agency is a film that will only be enjoyed by fans of forced play viewers that like tame or consensual sex will want to pass completely on this title. There isn't much plot in the film so viewers that don't like a plot with their adult entertainment will have no problem with the film. The film is amateur in nature, so there are problems with the film, but that is to be expected with a film in this class. If forced play, torture and coercion are your thing you might want to give this title a rental. If not, I'd let this one go unwatched as there won't be anything here for you.
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Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 7/12/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: In my review for Black Nut Sack. I talked about how RLDs Cum Dumpsters was one of the best titles I had ever seen, and how it made me a fn of their work in the early 90s. Im convinced that it may be the best cumshot loop of all time. In that spirit I was excited about Mayhems Explosions. Mayhen had plenty of top talent in the last couple of years. Ashley Long, Lauren Phoenix, Aurora Snow and Sophia to name a few. I thought this would be a great opportunity to see these beautiful women, and see some good cumshots in the mix. Normally I write my review before I get anyone elses take. This time I was so outdone by what I saw that I had to see what other had said. I feel 100 confident that the previous review of this title was on the money. This film lacked energy and action. I like to see a stroke or two before the guys pulls out, but that didnt happen here. Id much rather see that than the girl glue faced smiling at the camera. Also, the cumshots were on the week side. Only the last three shots on the DVD were Hall of Fame shots.
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Release date: 11/15/2002
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Kimberly Kupps, Cleopatra, Minka, Alexis Amore, Tanya Danielle
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2002 Director: Skye Blue Cast: Alexis Amore, Candy Cox, Cleopatra, Kimberly Kupps, Minka, Savannah Staxx, and Tanya Danielle The Short Story Initial Expectations: This series has been slowly going downhill. Im almost afraid to watch this one. Initial Reaction: Skip it! Who Should Watch It : Fans of extremely busty women who want an artistic look Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward porn or girls who can get out of bed without help in the morning The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear, but normally completely drowned out by the music. The sounds from the performers come and go throughout the feature. Although this does give the audio a slightly artistic feeling, its more annoying than anything and made me wonder if it was more artistic or more half-assed. The video is pretty average. Its well lit and has an artistic feel, but theres a little grain in the feature that is a bit noticeable.
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Release date: 5/31/2004
Reviewed on: 7/4/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: MSR Releasing
Review brief: I was really looking forward to viewing this DVD for several reasons: 1. I loved Lane Fuller when he was a pretty twink, and love him even more now that he has returned as a gorgeous man. 2. I love gangbang films. Just put gangbang in the title and its on my viewing list. And with a title such as TEN TOPS ONE FULLER it screams, gangbang. 3. Director Alizzi was at the helm of WHITE TRASH one of my all-time favorite films. So, imagine my disappointment when this turned out to be one of the dullest, most mind-numbing, excruciatingly bad films it has ever been my misfortune to view. Why? I mean it has a gorgeous bottom and ten big-dicked men. Why? For the simple reason that it was simply NOT directed, and was abysmally photographed. Lane Fuller was laid on a revolving table and spun around to take various dicks in his ass while sucking on various dicks in his mouth. The action was shown primarily in an aerial shot, which meant that we looked down on Fullers body and only saw the tops of the heads and cocks of his fuckers.
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Release date: 1/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: If you want proof that doing it bareback does not automatically make for a hot film (as some producers seem to think it does) then take a look at this turkey. But my advice is not to. True there is some fair cocksucking going on, but the fucking is downright boring. If we join a fuck in progress and only see the last two inches of a dick going in and out of an asshole thenHellthey might as well be using condoms! Only in the last scene do we see an uncondomed cock entering a hole and its in a scene with the two least attractive persons in the filmone of whom is definitely not young and the other is definitely not hot. The only known performer is young Danny Chance. Danny should be ashamed of himself for three reasons: (1) for taking part in such an unsafe sex practice (2) for giving a performance that is far below his usual standard (3) for appearing in such a inept film Oh, well, I guess we all have to pay the rent. If you want to see how bareback sex with twinks should be done with and filmed then take a gander at some of the S.E.V.P.
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Release date: 5/31/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2004 by petemurphy
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: What I Liked Not much. I try to have something positive to say about everything. Ummm...well...In some of the scenes, the actresses were wearing panties at the start of the scene. Some of the girls were cute. What I Disliked This DVD consisted of nine scenes of run-of-the-mill Japanese porn that really had very little to do with panties. It was like they chose nine scenes at random. Some of the scenes were censored with mosaics. It was mostly just typical Japanese porn: the kind where the girls keep their eyes tightly shut and whimper loudly, although some did act like they were willing participants and smiled afterwards. Panty fanatics will be sorely disappointed. DVD Quality Average. I hope you enjoy mosaics. I don't actually recall if there were any extras or not as I couldn't wait to get this DVD out of my machine. Overall Thoughts Skip it. Only true fans of average Japanese porn will enjoy this. Don't expect much in the way of panties.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2004 by dirty_flea
Starring: Mercedes, Pamela, Alexia Knight, Jennifer Dark, Anna Nikova, Britney Madison, Meadow, Lara Cox, Amber Simpson, Ocean, Delilah Strong, D'Amore Vega
Studio: Evasive Angles
Review brief: Title: White Girls Suck and Swallow Produced/Directed/Starred by: Mark Anthony Starring: Anna Nikova, Britney Madison, Dalila Strong, Patricia , Alexia Night , Ocean, Meadow, Sophie, Mercedez, Jennifer, Pamela, Diamore Vega, Amber Simpson, Lara Cox and Francesca, Yasmine, Bianca and Carol. What should we call an interracial cum swallowing video that has limp big black dicks and hardly any cum. We should call it White Girls Suck and Swallow . This gonzo is definitely suck suck bad. The only scene that is worth mentioning is the one with Darren James as the donor. He appeared only once. The rest of the cum is donated by Mark Anthony and his friend with their limp dicks and miniscule cum. There are 15 scenes is this gonzo and only 3 scene is worth looking. There is no sex scene only oral.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004 by Kelly
Starring: John West, Anthony Hardwood, Matt Bixel, Talita Del Rio, Robert Stern, Summer Sweet, Sativa Rose, Kina Kai
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Title: Young, Fresh and Ripe Company: Video Team Length: 1 hour and 52 minutes (112 minutes) Production Date(s): Various dates between 2003 and 2004 Release Date: March 10, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Corey Jordan The Abridged Version: During the first scene of Young, Fresh and Ripe 1, director Corey Jordan tells new girl Summer Sweet that he is out to make this new young line one of the nastiest, hardcore lines out there. That is a high level to shoot for and not surprisingly Jordan fails to reach it. In fact, he does not even come close to it. Instead, he delivers an instantly forgettable piece of pornography containing marginal new faces and grievous editing and lighting errors. If this were an amateur video, it would lean toward being high end. However, its not, though judging from the quality of the female cast and the inexperience of the male cast one could be fooled into thinking it is. Jordan has been at this for a while now and he has yet to improve.
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Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Brooke Lane, Lee Stone, Stevie, Aria, Cynara Fox, Cameron Cain
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Biker Chicks Cum Easy is the epitome of all that is bad in porn today. This VCA production suffers from too much of the Im the greatest syndrome of director D3, who basically made this movie for himself. He certainly didnt have the stroker at home in mind. The sex scenes are shot with bad lighting, on dark sets, using slo-mo and other irritating special effects. And the editor at the control panel had too many toys to play with and chose many of the wrong options. Average-looking blonde Cameron Cain does Steve Hatcher in the initial scene. Its a going-through-the-motions romp with three position changes and a final pop on Camerons ample butt. Finding hetero sex unfulfilling, Cameron tries a little lesbian action with Dominica Leoni in a bathroom. Without any toys to insert, the girls are left to explore each other with fingers and tongues. Neither looks excited. Lee Stone hooks up with Brooke Lane on a couch next. Shes an older, shaggy-haired blonde with bolt-ons.
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 6/6/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Rudy, Cuntre Pipes, Lisa Sparxxx, Big Dee, Dwise, slave nadia
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Lisa Sparxxx, Lady X, and a bunch of guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational hasnt been impressing me too much, so Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Its another dud. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes slowly drawn out scenes without much DP action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who gets motion sickness The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects arent too bad for the first scene. The audio is fairly clear, but the balance suffers at times and theres some noticeable background noises. The bigger problem is that much of it has a high pitched squeal which should drive you as well as any nearby dogs crazy. The video, however, is very nice. Its well lit and shows hardly any grain. It takes a pretty good nosedive for the second scene, as you get to hear plenty of the cameraman as well as getting a bunch of grain and a lot of camera shake.
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Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Chad Thomas
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 11 / 12 / 2003 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Misty Rain and you (played by Chad Thomas) The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive enjoyed Misty plenty in the past, but for some reason this one scares me. Initial Reaction: The sex is good, but thats about it. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Misty Rain Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex and anybody who wants what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, and I dont think I noticed any other background noises. The video is okay. Jon Yuma normally has a bit of an artistic feel, and it shows here. The video has some slight grain and the colors are bleached out slightly due to what Im guessing is a fair amount of natural light being used. Yumas artistic style often works well for me, but its out of place here and actually interferes with the action.
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Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Lisa Ssparxxx and 40 guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational hasnt been impressing me much lately. Im going in with pretty low expectations. Initial Reaction: Its another Sensational swing and a miss. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates as part of their punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a gangbang with a fair amount of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. Although you dont see forty guys on screen all the time, you normally hear them. Lisas a little louder than the rest, but the background noise is horrible and overbearing. It also sounds like theres another scene being shot very close by. The video is okay. Its nicely lit and only has a little bit of grain. Music: The only music in the movie comes from something playing in the background.
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Release date: 4/23/2002
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Miles Long, Keith Anthoni, George Payne, Scorpio, Gustavo, Steve Parker, John Kovacs, Kip Noll, Daniel Holt, Christopher Rage, Shawn Gregory, Lew Seager, Johnny Kovaks, Victor Huston, Sven Jensen, Alan Miles, Michael Pen, Tone Stalione, David Starbuck, Josef Tempesta, Tom Cord, Brad Ford, Ken Edwards, Pete Connors, Andy Breugera, Perry Fryer, William Hallquist, Trane Johnson, Ray Moore, BJ Bare, Pat Johnson, Roberto Castro
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Arch Brown, John Amero, Michael Findlay, Says Parker, Bruce King
Review brief: The only film in this collection worth watching at all is ALL TIED UP. As though realizing this it had a disc all to itself. The other four films are crunched together on the second disc. And that is a problem because they are so compressed that you are lucky if two of the four will play. I was able to watch (unfortunately) two and a half of the films but the rest of the disc simply would not play on any of my five players. ALL TIED UP stars Scorpio one of our earliest porn stars. He was slender, bottomed as well as topped and had a blond walrus mustache. Indeed all of the guys in all the films wear mustaches. It was the badge of gaydom in this ancient time period. One didnt need gaydar, the mustache screamed GAY! The Nazis wouldnt have needed pink triangles with these guys. (Okay, so I had a mustache myself oncebut it was in a much later time period so I wasnt a clone). Anyway, a delivery boy seduces Scorpio so that he can steal the keys to his apartment thus allowing two others to enter and tie Scorpio to the bed. Thereafter he gets dildos and cocks up his butt.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Jenna Haze, Sheila Marie, Amber Roxx
Studio: SubVision Films
Directed by: Slayne Wayne
Review brief: Ever hear of the expression bumpin uglies? Well, thats a perfect description of whats happening in Cock Crazy Quickies #3. Never have so many unsightly people fucked each other on the same video. Valley Pro must be the porn equivalent to Arena Football. Its where the over-the-hillers end up when their careers have reached rock bottom. Directors Slain Wayne, Pistol Pete, and Bobby Blain (it took three geniuses to put this together?) must have bad reputations within the jizz biz if this is the only talent they could attract. Blond Jessica Dee starts blowing Euro dude Joe Monti outside. But hes so embarrassed by her 30+ looks that he takes her inside to fuck. Her shaven pussy doesnt add anything to her well-used body. He cums on her face, which is an improvement to her looks. The only attractive cast member is Jenna Haze, and shes forced to screw one of the skinniest, palest, ugliest guys ever, Hatman. They meet in a porno shop, then go to an apartment for some boring sex. Its Beauty and the Beast in Smutland.
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Release date: 10/27/2003
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Vanessa, Rio, Gisselle, Mr. Bigg, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I had anxious to see what this guy could do for a while now. People have been talking about him for some time, and I wanted to see if the buzz was warranted. I was impressed with the DVD interface. It was well done, well done indeed. The chapter menus were animated, and each scene had multiple chapter stops. Trailers were broken down into three segments, All Sex, Interactive, and Features, and there were no less than 50 trailers in all. The film starts with Rio Marriah. Rio is a pretty woman with an incredible ass. She is seen playing with herself when BiggZ enters in all white lookin like Tupacs sexually confused brother. No doubt that this guy has his stuff swingin. His length and girth are not in question. He is overly tattooed, and not very aggressive. They share a variety of positions, but the sex isnt even warm if you ask me. The scene ends with a slow flood of fluid across Rios mouth. Katja Kassin is the next lady to be dicked down. This time BiggZ swoops in wearing a denim jumper Circa Charlies Angels 1979.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Frank Gun, John West, Lee Stone, Nick Manning, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Velvet Rose, Ben English, Talon, Brooke Ballentyne, Faith Grant, Hollie Stevens
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Artie Nolan
Review brief: Wildest Sex Ever #3 makes me wonder what director Artie Nolan has been doing all his life if he considers this wild sex. Hell, Ive had wilder sex. Mother Theresa has had wilder sex. The girls here are strictly B-listers. While none would be considered ugly, most are average at best, looks-wise. Most of the action is run-of-the-mill, going-through-the-motions. Nick Manning, a guy very much in love with himself, is the host introducing the girls.
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Release date: 10/13/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Holly Body, J.R. Carrington, Shawn Ricks, April, Buck Adams, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James, Jordan
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Buck Adams
Review brief: Babewatch #4 should have been titled Babe un-watch, as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown. J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April) Holly Body, Shawn Ricks Abbey Gale, Buck Adams This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series Baywatch. The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy.
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Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Roxanne Hall, Felicia Fox, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Mya Lovely, Corina Taylor, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio #42 had so much potential to be a great oral only flick. But director William H. has taken over this long-running series and found a way to screw it up. B.J.A.D.F. used to be the benchmark for all blowjob movies, concentrating on the hummers and nothing else. William H. has decided he wants to be the star of the show. His directorial credits include The Idiots Guide to Making Porn Movies, and never could a man be considered more of an expert on idiots. How else do you explain taking a tried-and-true formula for success and trying to find a way to improve it? He has, and he doesnt. Where to start? Okay, he takes about four minutes setting up the first scene with some stupid premise that he wants to film his girlfriend (Summer Sweet) giving another guy a blowjob in the park. Then he talks to her almost non-stop through the sex. Do you like sucking that cock? She smiles and giggles throughout, but you can tell she wishes he would just shut up and let her do her job.
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Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/1/2004 by Moonchimes
Starring: Jules Jordan, Jade, Mr. Marcus, Sabrine Maui, Brian Pumper, Jenna Haze, Fiona, Daisy Dukes, Clarke Kent, Trixie Kelly
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: TRAINED TEENS 2 SCENE 1: Sabrine Maui (asian) + 1 white guy Technicals Intrigue/Quality of Location/Set: 2 Lighting: 3 Camera work: 4 Female Performer Facial Looks: 8 Body Looks: 8 Body Description: Short, petite, butt = medium, tits = small Flab Factor: Low Sexiness: 3 Acting: 1 Male Performer Quality of dick: 4 Body: Acceptable Aggressiveness (Quality) of fucking: 5 Positions Encountered: Cowgirl, Mish, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Doggie, Doggie Quick Comments: Piss Poor lighting.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Julian, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Tyler Houston, Brooke Milano
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: Young as They Cum #14 is probably the scraping off the floor in the New Sensations editing room. None of these girls are A listers, and only by generous definition could any be considered even Bs. Christie Lee (billed here simply as Christie) starts off this rocky road with Julian, porns version of the Illustrated Man. This is actually a pretty hot scene, thanks to Christies enthusiasm. Maybe the dirty blonde likes reading the cartoons on Julians body as they go through a mish, doggie, CG, spoon and finally a facial. Brown-haired Brooke (Brook) Milano appears next. She has small, natural tits and appears to be Hispanic. Mark Ashley goes through the motions with her. They exchange oral favors (shes not the greatest cocksucker in the world), followed by mish, doggie, CG, and RC. Mark ends up making a deposit on her mug to end a forgettable scene. Holly Day has brunette hair, an average face, and medium, natural breasts. Ben English starts out this scene put simply taking her in a standing doggie.
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Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/20/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Kobe Tai, Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, April, Jenna Jameson, Lee Stone, Zana, Tommi Rose
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 12 / 04 / 2001 Director: Jim Enright Cast: Jenna Jameson, Kobe Tai, April, Tommi Rose, Zana, Lee Stone, Randy Spears, and Steven St. Croix The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive never been as enamored with Jenna as many, but Im curious to see how she does with Club Jenna. Initial Reaction: Its completely frustrating. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes artistic effects more than sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see well balanced scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its clear and well balanced and I dont think I heard any background noises. This isnt too surprising because theres very little audio from the performers in the feature. The video leaves a bit to be desired. It has some noticeable grain, and if it were anybody but Vivid Id probably think that they were trying to get a little artistic and approximate film grain.
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