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Boxcover for Gangbang Auditions 14
Gangbang Auditions 14

Release date: 11/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005 by mango

Starring: Brian Surewood, Mike Foster, Mr. Marcus, Frank Gun, Jay, Alberto Rey, Asia, Martina, Brian Pumper, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Sascha, Cora Carina, Scott Nails
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Su

Review brief: Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Gangbang auditions 14 is yet another example of how off track anabolic/diabolic has become and how they are now producing rote porn, taking advantage of the goodwill they have developed from prior editíons. The boxcover is great, just like the others in this series, it shows cute, girl next door, Cora Carina surrounded by a five hardbody dudes. This appears to be a good thing and if you have seen some of the earlier versions of Gangbang Auditions, you may think you have found a winner here, especially since there is a new director named Su who appears to have taken the place of that erotically deficient brain of Chico Wang. However, you are in for a big letdown if you rent this flick. There are two other stars here- Asia and Martina, somewhat less hot than Cora, but since the movie almost an exact repitition of each scene I will just describe some of the action of the first. First of all, there is not even a hint of tease or set up or dialog that may be of interest or concentrates your attention.
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Boxcover for Stone Cold 1
Stone Cold 1

Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2005 by Tongue in Groove


Studio: Metro


Review brief: Stone Cold left me stone bored. This is the Lee Stone Show, and the muscular stud never lets you forget it. He repeats incessantly Welcome to MY world, like were to believe all these chicks go out of their way to fuck him. Stone also likes to show off his steroid-built muscles by fucking the girls in positions most normal guys wouldnt try with a blow-up doll. His acrobatics are distracting if not envious. There is terrible audio throughout the flick, which is probably a good thing because Stone and his ladies all sound like junior high schoolers when we can hear them. The first two scenes (first with Jasmine Lynn and Haley Page, then with Mason Storm) start outdoors then move indoors, which could be a distraction for some viewers. The third, with Devon Michaels, is captured completely outdoors. The final scene has Roxy Jezel and Sophia dressed as schoolgirls. Anybody buying that one? Another complaint I have with this (and, to be honest, most all porn today) is the constant gaping. Put your dick in, stroke a few times, then pull it out for a close-up of her gaping orifice.
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Boxcover for Cum on My Stockings
Cum on My Stockings

Release date: 11/10/2004
Reviewed on: 1/17/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Catalina, Dalny Marga, Jim Legman, Tiffany Rousso, Amber Roxx
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jim Legman

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 67 min. Production Date: 3 / 28 / 2003, 3 / 31 / 2003, 5 / 5 / 2003 Director: Jim Legman Cast: Catalina, Allura Bond, Dalny Marga, and Jim Legman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im going into this one a bit unsure. I really enjoy a leg and stocking focus, but Catalina being the cover girl takes away a good portion of that interest. If this wasnt a Smash release, whos been doing a great job over the last year, Im not sure Id be checking this one out. Initial Reaction: Its easily the worst movie Ive seen from Smash. As Sir Robin the Brave might say, RUN AWAY!!!!!!!. Who Should Watch It : Blind people, prison inmates, and extreme, and I mean extreme, stocking fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is fairly clear but has some balance problems. Theres also some background noises. The video is also lacking.
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Boxcover for Cum Filled Throats 8
Cum Filled Throats 8

Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 1/4/2005 by DreamWeaver

Starring: Patricia, Nicole, Anastasia Christ, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Sunny Jay, Pralinka, Adela Wimmerova, Martina Snajder
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Devil's Film Cum Filled Throats 8 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Sandra De Marco X X Scene Type: boy/girl (oral) Scene Rating: 1.25 out of 5 Comments: A straight blowjob scene all of which is captured in a third person perspective. Unfortunately, music has been added that plays throughout the scene. The action ends with a jerked out popshot and swallow. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Patricia X X Scene Type: boy/girl (oral) Scene Rating: 1.25 out of 5 Comments: See scene one comments. Scene Three Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Daria Glower & Sandra X X X Scene Type: boy/girl/girl (oral) Scene Rating: 2 out of 5 Comments: A decent 2-on-1 blowjob scene, all of which is captured well and in a third person perspective. The scene ends with a cum swap and swallow.
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Boxcover for 1 Night In China
1 Night In China

Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 12/30/2004 by J.R.

Starring: Sean, Joanie Laurer
Studio: Red Light District


Review brief: When Chyna (Jaonie Laurer) came to the then-WWF, I was an instant fan. Not because she looked very hard in the face, but because she had a great ass on her. As the years past, she tried her best to softened her image and come off as a lady who wrestles men. She got her breast enlarged, and got her face fixed as much as possible. She even posed for Playboy, and her first issue still ranks as the biggest selling issue in the adult magazines history. She had accomplised a lot, and it really looked liked the sky was the limit. She left WWE in a dispute about her contract (and if you believe some reports, she got WAY to big for her thongs), and tried her hand at getting a movie and television career started. When that failed to materialize, she started a singing career. Well, I dont know how thats going, but if she isnt doing an CD, it migt not be going too well. Which brings me to 1 Night In China. I give all props and kudos to RLD, for being the company to have the good sense to get the rights to this material and put it out to the public.
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Boxcover for Un-Natural Sex 13
Un-Natural Sex 13

Release date: 12/27/2004
Reviewed on: 12/27/2004 by The Magus

Starring: Kat, Lauren Phoenix, Isabel, Sandra Romain, Katin, Trina Michaels
Studio: Diabolic


Review brief: Katin skipping down the walk in a ridiculous costume. She is a born performer, and tells us she will perform double anal for the first time. Some silliness with a tiny dildo. Anal and DP begin, more silliness about strawberries crunching in her ass. Katin says her mom is a surgeon specializing in reconstructing assholes that have fallen inside out. This story ends any possibility of the DA having any erotic power. Lots of double anal, rimming, and non-stop silliness continue at a frantic pace. Sandra Romain, in a candlelit alcove, says she had a strict Romainian childhood and remains a virgin. She then gets double analed and DPd for what seems like forever, all the while looking into the camera and proclaiming her virginity. Again a frantically paced scene. Brian Surewood has a pet ass. Describes the caring and feeding of the pet ass. There is a bare ass sticking in the air that he fondles through the silliness. Any of her fans will recognize it as belonging to Lauren Phoenix. Feed me the cock meat the pet ass demands.
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Boxcover for Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review
Seymore Butts' Female Ejaculation Review

Release date: 5/14/2004
Reviewed on: 12/24/2004 by astroknight

Starring: Mary Jane, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Jordan McKnight, Taylor Hayes, Montana Gunn, Tina Cheri, Taren Steele, Seymore Butts, Bonita Saint, Allysin Embers, Ava Vincent, Krista Leigh, Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Samantha Stylle, Lori Rivers, Herschel Savage, Gina Winters, Naughty Alysha
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 2 hours) Production Date: 4 / 1 / 2002 (cover states DOP as 4 / 1 / 2004) Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Alisha Klass, Taylor Hayes, Jordan McKnight, Allison Embers, Montana Gunn, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Tina Cherry, Taren Steele, Ava Vincent, Bonita Saint, Lori Rivers, Alysha, Mary Jane, Seymore Butts, and a few uncredited guys and girls The Short Story Initial Expectations: Female ejaculation has fascinated me ever since I first watched Sarah Jane Hamilton in action. Seymore has long been one of the top directors for shooting squirting, so I cant help but have high expectations here! Initial Reaction: I love squirting, but I didnt quite expect a compilation like this, which definitely isnt my thing. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see nothing but squirt after squirt Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As with most compilations, the technical aspects vary a little from scene to scene.
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Boxcover for Wicked Wish, The
Wicked Wish, The

Release date: 3/30/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2004 by astroknight


Studio: New Machine


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 73 min. (the IAFD listing for Wicked Wishclaims a running time of 80 min., so Im not sure if this movies been edited from its original form or not) Production Date: 1993 Director: Frank Marino Cast: Kiss, Nicole London, Sierra, Randy West, Steve Drake, and Tom Chapman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Although this one has some nice female talent, New Machines DVDs have been so lackluster that I cant really get much hope up here. Initial Reaction: I should have wished for something else. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a broken remote The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For the age of the movie, the technical aspects arent too bad. Early nineties movies are well known for having some of the worst technical aspects around, this ones pretty representative. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few minor balance problems. Music: The music is a little on the loud side and a lot on the cheesy and repetitive side.
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Boxcover for Porn O' Plenty 8
Porn O' Plenty 8

Release date: 6/11/2002
Reviewed on: 12/10/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp

Starring: Ed Powers, Daisy, Emanuel, Kelton, Alexia Riley, Exotic Amy, Sweet Cookie
Studio: New Machine


Review brief: This is my 1st Ed Powers title, and I can see why he doesnt get much press. Hes not what I would call an attractive man. Hes not packing a lot of Power, and his camera work here was completely stationary. He did have some fresh young talent, but only a couple of the girls were even cute. He wore a condom in each scene, and even the oral was done with a condom on. He tried to spice things up by coming in the condom, them squeezing the nut out all over the womens chest. Nice try, but this was worse than amateur.
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Boxcover for Claudine
Claudine

Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 11/28/2004 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Jade, Lilith, Manuel Ferrara, Estelle Laurence, Pinkie, Jean-Seb Bach, Thibault, Juliette Dragon, Axl, Red Butterfly
Studio: Cal Vista
Directed by: Martin Cognito

Review brief: This was more like a really bad B-Flick. The story line flat out sucked and the leading actress wasn't that much of a looker. Claudine is a part time dom that gets lost into the city life of France. If I'm not mistaken, one of her clients dies so Claudine gets investigated. Really, the storyline put me right to sleep. As far as the sex, it's almost non existent. For long stretches of time nothing happens. When things do look like they could get good, they don't.
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Boxcover for Interracial Coxxx & Soxxx 3
Interracial Coxxx & Soxxx 3

Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/28/2004 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Billy Banks, Sascha, Leah Luv, Kemmy, Kammy, Olivia Winters, Stacy Thorn, Laya Leighton
Studio: NJ Films
Directed by: Dick

Review brief: Title: Coxxx & Soxxx #3 Cast: Winter, Leah, Kemmy, Staci Thorn & Laya Director: Dick Studio: NJ Films Date Of Production: 6/11/04 Duration: 1:56:00 Scene One: Leah Luv is attractive if you like the fair, skinny, blonde with braces look. You would think this 19 year old was completely clueless but her felatio skills say otherwise. Wearing some fine sox with pink stripes, Leah gives Billy a hearty bj from her knees. One of my pet peeves is spitting. Especially when the guy spits in the girls mouth from a distance. Yuck. Billy tends to do this throughout the flick. Leah takes it out of her mouth and then sits on it in cowgirl. Leah has a potty mouth and fuckity fuck fuck fucks throughout the scene. She also gets fucked doggystyle, reverse cowgirl and piledriver. The scene ends with a big facial and some post cum head. Comments: Decent scene but Leah isn't really attractive Overall: 2/5 Scene Two: Kemmy is a cute girl from Japan. She likes sex very much.
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Boxcover for Extreme Schoolgirls 7
Extreme Schoolgirls 7

Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 11/24/2004 by The Magus


Studio: Max World


Review brief: It's mandatory for this porn consumer to occasionally revisit Max, the grandfather of extreme sex, to see whats up. The sight of Chiquita Lopez and Sativa Rose, two genuine porn starlets, on the cover lured me to this title, as usually Max's victims are thankfully obscure. I am sorry to report that Max remains stuck in his sexual time warp. The girls are still dressed in their stupidly childish costumes, with colored balls in their hair, and display no personality whatsoever. The maxhardcore.com watermark is big and clear. Only three scenes offered in a five scene world. New for me was Max constantly thrusting his hand down the girls' throats, to induce a puking, I suppose, that will be expurgated from the American version anyway. Chiquita performs her anal and face fucking with great bravery. She is a cutie I highly recommend in other movies. Sativa Rose is downright beautiful and voluptuous, attributes that don't interest Max. She limits herself to Max's oral onslaught, a half smart girl.
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Boxcover for Himiko 3: Ran Asakawa
Himiko 3: Ran Asakawa

Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004 by Linus

Starring: Ran Asakawa
Studio: Samurai


Review brief: HK-03 Himiko: Ran Asakawa Preview Expectations: I've seen the first volume of this series, and I liked the idea but was iffy on the execution of the idea. It appears to be another single girl multi scene all sex title, and the girl looks pretty attractive. I'm not really expecting buy hoping for some nice scenes with some variety with this japanese cutie. It's given me enough to pry open the box, I hope it can deliver. Initial Thoughts We essentially have one very attractive Japanese girl going through a series of scenes in an all sex or vignette setting. I would love to see more of these types of movies, but this one really lacked in chemistry and energy between the performers. All of the speaking is in Japanese, so most of you reading this are probably not gonna understand what is being said, but I kind of like the oddity of it and some of you may too. This movie fails on so many levels, and has one of the worst scenes I can remember seeing. There is absolutely nothing in the way of extras on top of it.
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Boxcover for Himiko 1: Hiyori Shiraishi
Himiko 1: Hiyori Shiraishi

Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004 by Linus

Starring: Hiyori Shiraishi
Studio: Samurai


Review brief: HK-01 Himiko: Hiyori Shiraishi Preview Expectations: Well I decided to take a bit of a gamble and try something completely different to my norms, and checked out a few Samurai all Japenese titles, all those reviews will be up now or shortly. I have never seen any "true" Japanese titles before, the box cover is pretty useless since it is in half Japanese and half English but the translations are either intentionally horrible, or just poorly done, but they are comical, but provide nothing to give me a clue of what I am in for. It looks like a hot asian girl will get plowed though, and that is enough to get me to open the box. Initial Thoughts We essentially have one attractive asian girl going through a series of scenes but it is not a compilation or atleast does not appear to be. The idea to me is a winner, something we don't see a lot of over here in the US, some of the execution of that idea is a little dissapointing, but overall it is a nice change of pace, if you like the cover girl, you'll probably like the movie.
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Boxcover for Starbangers 3
Starbangers 3

Release date: 9/3/2001
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by astroknight

Starring: T.T. Boy, Mickey Ray, Joey Silvera, Shawn Ricks, Jon Dough, Blake Palmer, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Paul Lee, Larry T
Studio: Zane
Directed by: John T. Bone

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: John T. Bone Cast: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Blake Palmer, Derrick Taylor, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, Mickey Ray, Shawn Ricks, Tom T., and T. T. Boy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sarah Jane Hamilton was one of the first stars to ever catch my eye, and the first to show me what an amazing thing squirting could be. I always look forward to her features, even thought what Ive seen from Zane for DVDs has been extremely disappointing. Initial Reaction: Its an extreme disappointment. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an overly tame and hard to see gangbang Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done DVD and movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired and make the movie seem even more dated than it is. The audio isnt too bad, and is fairly clear although sometimes a little soft. There are also a couple background noises. The video, however, is horrible.
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Boxcover for Sunrise Adams' Redline
Sunrise Adams' Redline

Release date: 5/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004 by Tongue in Groove


Studio: Don Goo


Review brief: If I had paid so much as 15 cents for Sunrise Adams Redline I would sue to the Supreme Court to get my money back. Talk about false advertising! Sunrise is only in the first scene of this compilation produced by the Don Goo studio. This comp is a mish-mash of scenes snipped from a wide variety of movies, some feature (including the standard looping), some really bad gonzo. That makes the pacing ever some difficult. There are a ton of technical problems also. There are NO (repeat NO) chapter stops, which means you stick the disc in the player and have no control after pressing Play Movie. The initial menu was nearly impossible to operate. There are no credits for the performers or the original releases. Five minutes of 800 # ads appear after the seventh scene, and you cant FF through them. There are NO extras on the DVD. Many of the scenes are taken from the Real Amateur Porn series. Amateur in this case refers not only to the talent, but also to the director (who never shuts up), audio man, camera guy, and everyone else who produced these terrible flicks.
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Boxcover for Sweetie Situations
Sweetie Situations

Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Andrea Nobili, Luana Conti, Cristina Drago, Melissa Harley, Nicole Linn, Angelica Rain, Franco Trentalance
Studio: In-X-Cess


Review brief: There are three things I can count on in this life: death, taxes, and the Red Sox choking.er, scratch that last one. Add to the list: crappy porn from the Euros. Porn in Europe just doesnt translate well to American taste. For example, take Sweetie Situations (even the title doesnt quite translate). In fact, take it out of my DVD player and toss it in the nearest garbage can. Where to start? Okay, the positives. Female talent ranging from acceptable to attractive to great looking. Lots of anal action. Facials for everyone. Thats about it! What I hate: No identifying of the stars; overuse of slo-mo; long setups in a foreign language (7 ½ minutes for Scene 1); subtitled moaning (Yes, I like it!); soft couples music; too much kissing (even for a couples flick); way too much gaping; looping; bad editing (whats up with the sideways shots?); and terrible camerawork (shaking, peek-a-boo style shooting). Since In-X-Cess didnt seem to think identifying the performers was important, I cant give a scene-by-scene accounting.
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Boxcover for Hopeless Romantic
Hopeless Romantic

Release date: 3/29/2002
Reviewed on: 11/3/2004 by Tongue in Groove


Studio: New Machine


Review brief: Hopeless Romantic is simply just hopeless. Despite the presence of a couple of porn stars of the past (Nikki Dial and Lacy Rose), the inane script and poor camerawork make this one tough to watch. The storyline is a joke, so forget it and FF to the action, what little there is. Nikki is on a couch with Steve Hatcher (playing a dumb redneck) on their first date. The action is slow and tedious, but Steve somehow gets excited enough to eventually shoot on her belly. Two performers Ive never heard of, Kaelyn Roberts and Lyndon Ryder, are next. This boring scene entails him eating her pussy, her blowing him, them screwing in CG, and him cumming on her butt. Pass the warm milk please! The standard lesbian scene is next, with Lacy Rose and Mickala doing the pussy licking and dildo inserting. Another yawner! Mickala tries for some better sex from Randy Spears, but, again, the action is uninspired and the participants looked bored (like you and I). He finishes off on her tummy. Lacy is back, and shes somehow hooked up with Hatcher (from the first scene).
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Boxcover for Cum Filled Throats 2
Cum Filled Throats 2

Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Summer Knight, Alex, Jennifer Luv, Cailey Taylor, Shawnie, Brianna Blaze
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: Title: Cum Filled Throats 2 Cast: Jennifer Luv, Malaisah, Alex, Shawnnie, Summer Nite, Cailey Taylor, Brianna Blaze Studio: Devils Films Duration: 1:30:00 Whats Happening: Blowjobs, facials I don't know what else to say about this series. The only thing good about this addition is Jennifer Luv and that isn't because she's the best cock sucker in pornland. She just looks good as hell. I think better camera work and better girls will do this series justice. A lot of these girls look good but aren't exactly good at giving head. The camera sometimes drifts and leaves you saying "what the fuck?". Your best bet in the all blowjob department is the Dr. Felatio or Throat Gaggers series. I feel they are the best. I don't know what their secret is but obviously the Cum Filled Throats series doesn't know it either. This lacks big time. Overall: I would pass on this unless you're looking for everything featuring Jennifer Luv.
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Boxcover for Cum Filled Throats 1
Cum Filled Throats 1

Release date: 5/15/2003
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004 by Nutty Buddy

Starring: Angela, Mira, Eden, Ashley Blue, Elizabeth Del Mar, Julie Night, Faith Grant, Rio Mariah, Teoni, Caitlin, Amber Roxx
Studio: Devil's Film


Review brief: Title: Cum Filled Throats Cast: Ashley Blue, Eden, Mira, Teoni, Angel, Caitlin, Amber Roxxx, Rio Mariah, Faith Grant, Julie Night, Elzabeth Del Mar Studio: Devil's Films Duration: 1:30 Date Of Production: 3/21/03 Whats Happening: Blowjobs, facials Very few of the scenes are worth watching. The opener bored me to death. These two girls were obviously high as hell and didn't seem the least bit interested. Ashley Blue's scene is a diamond in the rough. Pretty much none of the other girls did it for me. I think in order to pull this off you need cock sucking scouts. Some of these girls are just piss poor at giving head. I've already seen the 2nd and 6th parts of this series and I still can't say it's up there with the Dr. Felatio or Throat Gaggers series. Those two are my favs. I don't think it's fair how the cover says there's multi camera angles and there aren't actually any multi camera angles. Overall: I would pass on this unless you're a huge fan of Ashley Blue.
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Boxcover for Candida Royalle's Urban Heat
Candida Royalle's Urban Heat

Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 10/19/2004 by astroknight

Starring: Sharon Kane, Taija Rae, David Sandler
Studio: Femme Productions
Directed by: Candida Royalle

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 77 min. (cover states 60 min.) Production Date: 1984 Director: R. Lauren Niemi Cast: Marita Ekberg, Klaus Multia, Sharon Kane, David Israel - Sandler, Taija Rae, Scott Baker, Chelsea Blake, K. Y. Lee, Cassandra Leigh, David Scott, Tish Ambrose, David Ambrose, Carol Cross, and Bernard Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Candida Royalle hasnt done too much to impress me. Im not expecting that to change much here. Initial Reaction: Ive gotten more turned on by department store mannequins. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who has to drive a car or operate any heavy machinery after watching it or who wants to watch sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For a twenty year old movie, the technical aspects are nicely done. Sadly, the audio is roughly 95 music, with very few vocals from any of the performers. The video shows a little grain, but is normally nicely lit. Music: The music has a definitely eighties feel.
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Boxcover for All Amateur Video 4: Lusty Latinas
All Amateur Video 4: Lusty Latinas

Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 10/19/2004 by Zoid

Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Sandra, Talia, Sol, Paola Gomes
Studio: Sensational Video


Review brief: I am an idiot. Yes, folks, it's true. If I see a title labeled as "amateur" why oh why do I always assume that it will only feature amateur performers and not amateur cinematography? I also didn't read the fine print on the cover that says, "hardcore videos shot by your next door neighbor". I hate my next door neighbors. Arrg!!! Technical Runtime: 1 hrs. 23min. Region: all Audio/Video: average Feature Scene 1 We see an average looking, latin couple: a girl named Maria and her boyfriend, I think. They undress and go to a jacuzzi where Maria attempts to give her guy a BJ, but fails because he doesn't get wood. A cut to a different location, where the guy fucks her in doggie. They also do it in mish, cowgirl and RC. The dude needs nearly a minute to jerk himself off and finally unloads on girl's face. Very annoying camera work here and horrible editing (like in the middle of the sentence cuts). A condom was used in this scene. Score: Scene 2 Two pretty teenies tease us for about five minutes.
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Boxcover for Barely Ripe Cherries
Barely Ripe Cherries

Release date: 12/29/2003
Reviewed on: 10/2/2004 by Zoid

Starring: Jesse
Studio: Cherry Boxxx


Review brief: Barely Ripe Cherries is a 4hrs compilation. Technical Runtime: 3hrs 47min Region: 0 Audio/Video: Aspect ratio: 4:3. Quality is average at best. Menu: The menu deserves special attention. This DVD contains whopping 16 scenes, but chapter selection menu only offers access to every 4th scene. For example, if I want to view scene 7, my only option is to navigate to number 5 and fast-forward from there. This is absolutely unacceptable. Feature Before the scene breakdown, I'd like to point out that since A) I am not a walking porn talent database, and B) only three names are mentioned on the box cover art and none in the movie itself, I for the most part have no idea who participates in a certain scene, nor what original movie they come from, although some face are familiar, of course. Also, given the fact that there are 16 scenes in this compilation, I am keeping the descriptions and comments short. Okay, here we go. Scene 1: Average looking blonde and a "stud" are doing it on a couch.
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Boxcover for Dripping Wet Pussies 15
Dripping Wet Pussies 15

Release date: 3/12/2003
Reviewed on: 9/29/2004 by astroknight

Starring: Jessica James, Nadia, Mia Domore, Veronica Snow, Candace Daylee
Studio: Mother Productions


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 70 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Candace Daylee, Veronica Snow, Jessica James, Mia Domore, and Nadia The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mothers Productions / Fetish Films have left me with mixed emotions. Theyve had some decent sex, but theyve also had some of the worst authored DVDs Ive seen. Initial Reaction: Its completely forgettable. Theres some okay sex, but the ending to each scene came close to ruining it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting faked pop shots without having a guy involved Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well made DVD The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects arent too bad. The audio is balanced pretty well, and although its a little quiet I didnt notice any background noises. The video is also pretty good. Its well lit, but theres a little grain and several soft focus blurs. You even get to see the cameramans hand stick into the field of view a couple times.
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Boxcover for High Heels & Nylons 9
High Heels & Nylons 9

Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 9/28/2004 by astroknight

Starring: Parker, Lisa Linn, Heather Heels, Natali Demore
Studio: Mother Productions


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Parker, Lisa Linn, Heather Heels, and Natalie Demore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Being a foot freak who enjoys sexy outfits, Im really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Skip it! Who Should Watch It : Foot and leg fans who arent too picky Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can find a different foot and leg feature The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good for the low budget this feature obviously has. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice any hollow areas or background noises. There is, however, a little talk between Natalie and the cameraman in the final scene. The video is also nicely done. Theres barely any grain to the movie and its all very well lit so that shadows dont intrude on the action. Music: None Disc Complaints: The disc is extremely minimal in any technical ability.
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