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Hypnotic Hookers
Release date: 11/20/2001
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Jake Steed, Heather Lee, Lauren Montgomery, Scott Styles, Spice
Studio: Skin
Review brief: Running Time: 117 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 5 / 15 / 1996 (cover); pre-July 3, 1995 (movie) Director: Cheeks Cast: Tricia Devereaux, Lauren Montgomery, Heather Lee, Spice, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, and Scott Styles Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here, but with Tricia Devereaux and Lauren Montgomery here I cant resist checking it out. Initial Reaction: Its got plenty of hot sex, but poor camera work and an annoying gonzo director hold it back from getting close to its potential. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that feels like a DVD rather than a VHS tape or who wants above average technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is nicely balanced, but Cheeks is behind the camera and talks frequently which comes off very muffled. Theres also plenty of wind and background noises. The video quality reminds me of a home movie with a drunk uncle behind the camera.
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Leather (New Machine)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr.
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Raging Hormones (New Machine)
Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Christina, Jerry Butler, Makala, Toni Chase
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1988 Director: None given Cast: Christina Appeleigh, Makala, Toni Chase, Jerry Butler, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Drake Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to relive late eighties porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a hot or fun porno Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. On the plus side, there arent any background noises, its decently balanced, and it synchs well with the video rather than relying on a lot of dubbing. Unfortunately there are a more than a few comments from the crew that are more than noticeable as well as plenty of noise from the still cameras. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music shows why most everybody in the known world makes fun of porn music.
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Janet Exposed 32: Threesomes 2
Release date: 8/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/23/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Janet
Studio: Enigma Productions
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. with 3 min. of recaps Production Date: 2 / 18 / 2002 Director: Janet and Steve Mason Cast: Janet Mason, Mr. Big, and Lex Initial Expectations: This is a new series for me, so Im keeping my mind open. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD is extremely problematic. Who Should Watch It : Anybody with a DVD player that will play anything Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with fussy DVD players or who wants nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely impressive, especially for this type of feature. The audio is clear and well balanced. Theres no background noises and the only fault I could find was a soft hum in the background. The video is just as impressive. Theres barely any grain and the action is all very well lit. Theres a little camera shake, as it all appears to have been shot hand held, but the cameraman moves around just enough to let you see everything but not feel like you should take a Bonine.
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Raw 2: Uncensored (Nasty Pixxx)
Release date: 3/30/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, April, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tera Patrick, jessica drake, Bridgette Kerkove, Rafe, Bruno SX, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Dru Berrymore, Rumika Powers
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, April, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Dru Berrymore, Jessica Drake, Tera Patrick, Rumiko Power, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Jay Ashley, Tyce Bune, John Decker, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Rafe, and Bruno Sx Initial Expectations: Raw 1 left me rejoicing for the invention known as a fast forward button. Needless to say, that doesnt do much for my expectations here. Initial Reaction: Its better than its predecessor, but still doesnt seem to know quite what it wants to be. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who isnt sure if they want to watch a porno or a behind the scenes feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of information on the making of a porn scene or who wants to see well done porn scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a little throughout the feature.
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New Ends 14
Release date: 7/19/2002
Reviewed on: 8/10/2003 by sweet dave
Starring: Ed Powers, Gia, Anne Howe, Kianna, Briana Banks
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: I have read about the horrors of Ed Powers, but only now have I seen the horrors. How does that guy become a fixture of the adult industry? How does that guy get any descent women (and clearly he does)? Is it "if I can do Ed I can do anyone"? Anyway, I could not watch much of this film, yet there was one scene I had to see, and that was the one featuring Mirage, known to the rest of the adult industry as Briana Banks, the lovely blonde beauty whose taken Vivid and the rest of the industry by storm. Moreover, my interest in her scene became even stronger when she (who I'll call Briana) stated that this was her FIRST adult scene. Thus, she truly started at the bottom. Because I consider myself a Briana fan, I was truly interested in her interview (especially since ed at least kept his clothes on). Some of the most interesting quotes included the answer to the question of why she wanted to get into the industry as she merely answered an ad to see Ed. "It's worth a try, you know. I can see how it goes and give it a few months." That was said in 1999 when she was just 20 years old.
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My Play Toy
Release date: 4/25/2003
Reviewed on: 8/4/2003 by Nat Hocken
Starring: T.J. Hart, Aria
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Suitcase Jones
Review brief: My Play Toy, starring TJ Hart and Aria, is just about the nuttiest porn movie Ive ever watched. Now, I watched it because I was curious, curious to see what an interactive DVD sex simulator might be. Ive seen interactive scenes before and learned right away I wasnt a fan, but I thought perhaps an entire disc might be different. Anyway, it was worth a look. If you like these kinds of things, you can stop reading now. Like certain fetishes, I just dont get it. Maybe it takes an imagination in some ways shaped by video games. I couldnt tell you, though, because Dragons Lair was about as far as I went in that directionand if you remember when that came out, you know how far behind the times I am. In any case, what weve got here is a series of short scenes accessible through various menus and sub-menus. The main menus are Tease, Fetish, and Sex. Interestingly, Blowjob falls under the Fetish heading, along with Titty Fuck and Foot Fuck. I dont get that, either, really, though Aria takes a load in the face. But a load of what? I said this movie was nutty.
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POV: Point Of View
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 7/22/2003 by Ret
Starring: Dave Hardman, Shanna McCullough, Miko Lee, Brandy, Jamie Lynn, Barbie Bell
Studio: Dane
Review brief: I'm really into the first-person mode of these movies, but this title is very deceptive. Most of it is filmed from some other angle (not first-person). They also film a lot of the geeky guy filming the girl - totally kills the mood - he's such a geek too. I recommend you stay away from this one. A much better alternative is P.O.V. Point of View by Zane (similar title & producer).
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CD Girls Free DVD
Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2003 by Flash
Studio: CD Girls
Review brief: As a sampler disc, CD Girls Free DVD 1 is alright, it gives the viewer a good sense of the products available from Private Performance in the CD Girls line, but that is all the disc does. Since the disc doesn't contain any complete scenes, it doesn't contain any long lasting value. If you get the disc for free and pay minimal shipping it might be worth your money if you are interested in the CD Girls line. But I wouldn't pay money for it or a high shipping price.
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Bubble Gum Fantasies (Sinthetic)
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 6/22/2003 by Saki
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Bubblegum Fantasies 1: Bunny Luv (2001) Studio Sinthetic/Pixis Interactive Genre All-sex Director Andrew Drake Starring Bunny Luv, Dayton Rains, Brittany Andrews, and Ian Daniels Running Time 1:25 (approx.) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features 10-picture softcore photo gallery Typical Watchers Bunny Luv fans and those who want to see a girl blow soap bubbles while getting fucked Typical Haters Everyone with a basic expectation of quality from a modern adult video Replay Value None Themes Schoolgirl, choking, girl-girl, sex in tub, big tits, titfuck Condoms Used for intercourse with Bunny and Brittany If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations This is one of those reviews that's really easy for me to write because it's not strictly average. There's plenty of things to note in Sinthetic/Pixis Interactive's Bubblegum Fantasies 1 starring Bunny Luv, and those things are not positive. But rather than give a blow-by-blow analysis of this mediocre one-day wonder (probabl
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6 Girl Orgy
Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/21/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: CD Girls
Review brief: No credits for director, photographers, or girls are listed anywhere on this disc. This disc is broken down into, or onto, one single title, filled with six good looking to very hot girls at most, and one at least, getting ready for photo shoots and all the goofing around along the way. The first segment is called Behind the Scene The Photo-Shoots, which lasts almost one solid hour, and while it did contain some hot moments, they never seem to progress into more, lengthier segments. There was one very cute girl, a brunette, looking hot with braces on her teeth, who was jokingly called giggles a few times throughout, though like the other 5 girls, no credits were listed. I would like to know who this bubbly girl was, because she didnt stop giggling throughout, and she was the one who opened this whole DVD up, walking into a bathroom to make herself up. There looked to be some promising footage called Slumber Party, which lasts for about 17 ½ minutes, but once again, the action is photo shoot-like.
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Basically Becca
Release date: 3/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/1/2003 by Nat Hocken
Starring: Mark, Serenity, Juli Ashton, Erica, Nikki, Brian, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Devinn Lane, Maya Divine, Scarlette, Rene, Kristal Summers, Dan, Becca, Kira Reed, Barb, Sweet Georgia, Mark Webb
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Juli Ashton
Review brief: Juli Ashtons Basically Becca, tries very hard to be entertaining. Not entertaining in a porno way; entertaining in a regular movie way. I think Juli wants us all to grab a date, nuke a bag of popcorn, and settle down on the sofa for an evening of fun. Sure, its crazy, but I cant explain a movie that attempts to be informative, humorous, and eroticsometimes all at the same timeany other way. Its popcorn porn, and its weird as hell. Juli begins in an educational vein. After introducing us to amateur webcam girl Becca, Juli asks Becca to give us a taste of her internet offerings. Becca obliges by masturbating with a vibrator in a chair in front of a full-length mirror while Juli watches from the bed. Except that Juli doesnt just watch, she interjects a few questions somewhere in the middle of the show. Why? Because the sex isnt important, the webcam experience iswhich is also why Beccas performance tails off shortly thereafter without an orgasm. The internet experience is fully exploredthat is, exploitedin this movie.
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Rocco & Kelly's Perversion in Paris
Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003 by lindi
Starring: Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Dino, Laura Angel, Remigio Zampa, Alain L'Yle, Hannah, Kelly Stafford, Katty Thurman
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Description Rocco and Kelly shanghai 'guys off the street' for anal sex with Kelly. General Impression The problem with this movie is Kelly. Sometimes she acts like she's 8 years old, and sometimes she acts like she's 12, but she doesn't act like she enjoys sex. I don't want to go deeply into why I think that is, but I'd love to hear what a qualified psychoanalyst has to say about her arrested development, placating behaviors, adolescent rebelliousness, lack of sexual enjoyment, and need for attention. Sex In the first scene, Rocco tongues and spanks Katty, runs some anal beads into her, and has her suck the beads. Then he spits on her and feeds her his dick, holding her nose. He's fucking her when Laura arrives with a couple of bananas. Rocco stuffs a whole banana into Laura's mouth, packs it in there with his dick, and after she sputters it out onto him, he does the same thing with the other banana, holding her nose. She spits on him and slaps him, he slaps her and spanks her. Then Rocco fucks her, with Katty taking A2M with her nose held.
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Yes, Got Milk 2
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/24/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Cinderella
Review brief: Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2001 (feature) 7 / 30 / 1997 (cover) Director: None credited, but Im guessing his name is Paul since thats what some of the talent calls him Cast: Jamie West, Renee Summers, Silver, Alexa, Rene, Tom Chapman, John West, Tony Eveready, Red, and Alex Initial Expectations: As with most fetish movies, Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty even collection of hits and misses. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks milk should come from a pair of jugs rather than the refrigerator Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants at least average technical aspects or who thinks milk should come in a plastic jug Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. A fair amount of it has an annoying buzzing to it almost as it somebody shoved a vibrator up the cameramans ass. It also has comments from the camera man to the cast, which is all but inexcusable in my opinion. Finally, the audio isnt balanced too well and is frequently a little hollow.
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Bill and Ted's- Sexellent Adventure
Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Miami Studios
Review brief: Its not the twinks you will remember sucking in this one. Its the production values that truly suck. Its as though a high school student were given a video cam for Christmas and got all his friends together to make a fuck film. Actually Ive seen better camera work in home movies than here. And thats a real pity because the guys are cute and with first-rate videography and some decent direction and some passion in the sex scenes this could really be something. Did I mention the sex lacked passion? Oh, my, does it ever. A ten-dollar whore at the end of her shift shows more sexual passion than these youngsters. How can such cute young guys be so boring? Because they need a professional behind the scenes, thats how? You can have amateurs behind the scenes and get away with it. Amateurs behind the scenes, not bloody likely. And with amateurs both in front of and behind the camera, failure is assured. The film is introduced by Lance, a young blond with tattoos who looks about as cuddly as a porcupine. The kind whod yawn while being blown. Rough surfer trade.
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Half-Pint Honies
Release date: 4/10/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Gauge, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Bridget Powers
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 25 / 2003 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Gauge, Bridget Powers, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Twigget, Mojo, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im really not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: I almost fell asleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of midgets and Ed Powers style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something new Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Ed Powers, the technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio has a frequent whisper in the background, and if there are any background noises youre going to hear them. Surprisingly, however, the audio is balanced pretty well. The video is pretty close to VHS quality. It has a soft feel and a little pixelation, a fair amount of camera shake, and you frequently get to see Eds helpers and the camera. Surprisingly, the lighting is pretty good. Music: None Disc Complaints / Misleading Advertising: The cover for this DVD is horrible, and almost misleading.
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Cathy's Diaries
Release date: 4/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 6 / 29 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Malissa Walker, Laura Jones, Carla St. James, Pete Le Meat, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: So far Ive been disappointed with almost everything Ive seen from Union Jaxxx. This doesnt give me high expectations here. Initial Reaction: Extreme boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch somebody new and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises such as the stars being given direction and the cameraman tripping over what sounds like pop cans. The video is about the same quality. It has some grain but is nicely lit. Unfortunately, theres more than a few soft focus problems, a ton of jerky pans and zooms, and some obvious shadows from the cameraman that hold it back. It ends up looking like a beginners attempt at porn.
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A.E.R. Adult Entertainment Robot 1
Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Angel Long, Karina Clarke, Pete LeMeat, Michelle Thorne
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Saturday Night Beaver plus Tit-Fuck Frenzy
Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Cathy Berry, Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, Kelly Watts, Geoff Pearce
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Directed by: Phil Barry
Review brief: Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little.
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Bi Sexual Sodomy
Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 4/15/2003 by RobHammer
Starring: Xavier, Sidonie, Jean, Tristan, Dan, Jennifer C.
Studio: French Connection
Directed by: Gerard Menoud
Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: Nov. 4, 1995 Director: Gerard Menoud Manufacturer: Defi France, © XXII Distributor: Global DVD DVD Title: French Connection, Bi-Sexual Sodomy, Bi-Sidonie Original Title (French): Bi-Sidonie Male Cast: Xavier, Tristan, Dan, Jean Female Cast: Sidonie, Jennifer C. Note on cast credits: The opening credits list Xavier, Jennifer C., Tristan, Dan and Jean. It assumes that we know who Sidonie is. Unless you know French, you might think that Sidonie means sodomy, instead of being the name of the star performer. Sodomy in French is sodomie. Initial Expectations: I picked this up as a rental without checking any reviews. I was curious to see what the French are doing in bisexual titles. Who Should Watch It: Anyone who likes their dick limp. Who Should Avoid It: Everyone else. Audio/Video Quality: The audio is fine, but the picture freezes so much in scene 4 as to make it unwatchable.
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American Bukkake 9
Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/12/2003 by Wolf
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: Director: Unavailable Cast: Donita Dunes, Lena Ramon, Nadia, Randy Storm Genre: Bukkake Initial Churning: Call me a freak, but I have always enjoyed watching Donita. May I should be beaten with a wet noodle. Highlights: Donita. She just loves slurping that cum. Things could have been added or improved on: Who was the moron that chose these men for this bukkake? Most of them looked like WWE wrestlers! The Regurgitation Factor: I spewed all over my house because of this flick. Not because it was bukkake, mind you, but because of the horse shit men they got for THIS bukkake. Condom use: Dont make me laugh. What do you think? DVD Quality: General presentation: D Box cover creativity: D Audio quality: D Video quality: D Extras: D Menus: D Thoughts from a Deviant Mind: If you like Donita, rent this flick at your local Porn-Mart before buying it. And if you buy it, buy it cheap. Otherwise, dont even bother.
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Violation of Alexandria Dane, The
Release date: 3/16/2003
Reviewed on: 4/10/2003 by MLyons
Starring: Golden Jade, Debi Diamond, Barbara Doll, Brittany O'Connell, Alex Dane, Fallon, Autumn Day, Alexandria Dana
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: [ /image ] --> The Violation of Alexandria Dane Mike Lyons Reviews Studio JM Productions Director Jim Powers Cast Alexandria Dane, Debi Diamond, Fallon, Brittany O'Connell, Barbara Doll, Autumn Day, Golden Jade Genre All Sex, All Girl, All Girl Gangbang. Audio/Video Video is very bad by today's DVD standards. Audio isn't much better. Extras Cast Videographies, Still Photos, "Behind the scenes" collage. Music Forgettable porn music--unfortunately used during the scenes, as well as for credit sequences and scene transitions. DVD Format 1 Single Sided Single Layer Disc Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Fans of the "Violation of" series. Fans of girl-girl scenes that exhibit a lot of energy and a "fun" environment. Fans of excessive girl-girl toy play, and camera work that focuses on the genitals. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who don't like girl-girl
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Best of Pacific Northwest Hardcore 1, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Liza, Georgina, Akane, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, CeeCee, Georgina, Liza, Maria, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent impressed me much so far, and Im not expecting them to start here. Initial Reaction: Its not too bad. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. Its often slightly out of balance and theres nothing edited out so you hear things like background noises and the cameraman asking the performers to do things like look at them before you see a flash of the still camera or give me some sort of facial reaction, which results in a stoned look. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and doesnt show too much grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Stripping, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by CAPSULE
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Kat, Jenifer, Misery, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Areal, Audum
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Stripping Featuring: Kat, Jasmine, Akane, Misery, Secily, Areal, Audum, Charis, Jenifer, Santa Fe, and Angelica Sin Synopsis: Amateur stripping with two professionals who display their lap dance techniques. Overall: If this is the "Best of" from the company, then that really isn't saying much is it? It was a good concept to include virtual lap dancing, but I would have rather seen less mature women than Santa Fey and Angelica Sin. DVD Quality: The visual quality is good, but I have to deduct for the awful instrumental music that accompanies the scenes. Extras: None Likes: None Dislikes: Everything. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Kat has a face cute as a button, but that's all she has going for her.
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GirlsGoneBlack.com
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by CAPSULE
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW girlsgoneblack.com (106 min.) Featuring: Candice, Teasing T, Lady X, Niki, and Tina Synopsis: White amateur wives having jungle fever! . Overall: Works World Wide should be ashamed at releasing chopped up footage like this. The production looks very outdated like it was shot on VHS and the unsteady camera was an annoyance. Most important, the women were of poor quality. DVD Quality: The quality is poorer than the company's other title "watchmesuckdick.com." Extras: None. Likes: None. Dislikes: None. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: The cameraman botched up what could have been a good scene with the average Candice. Her partner initiates her into the world of anal sex. It is shameful that he needs to watch a porno while he continues to fuck her ass.
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Release date: 11/20/2001
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Jake Steed, Heather Lee, Lauren Montgomery, Scott Styles, Spice
Studio: Skin
Review brief: Running Time: 117 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 5 / 15 / 1996 (cover); pre-July 3, 1995 (movie) Director: Cheeks Cast: Tricia Devereaux, Lauren Montgomery, Heather Lee, Spice, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, and Scott Styles Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here, but with Tricia Devereaux and Lauren Montgomery here I cant resist checking it out. Initial Reaction: Its got plenty of hot sex, but poor camera work and an annoying gonzo director hold it back from getting close to its potential. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that feels like a DVD rather than a VHS tape or who wants above average technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is nicely balanced, but Cheeks is behind the camera and talks frequently which comes off very muffled. Theres also plenty of wind and background noises. The video quality reminds me of a home movie with a drunk uncle behind the camera.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr.
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Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Christina, Jerry Butler, Makala, Toni Chase
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 1988 Director: None given Cast: Christina Appeleigh, Makala, Toni Chase, Jerry Butler, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Drake Initial Expectations: Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to relive late eighties porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a hot or fun porno Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. On the plus side, there arent any background noises, its decently balanced, and it synchs well with the video rather than relying on a lot of dubbing. Unfortunately there are a more than a few comments from the crew that are more than noticeable as well as plenty of noise from the still cameras. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music shows why most everybody in the known world makes fun of porn music.
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Release date: 8/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/23/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Janet
Studio: Enigma Productions
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. with 3 min. of recaps Production Date: 2 / 18 / 2002 Director: Janet and Steve Mason Cast: Janet Mason, Mr. Big, and Lex Initial Expectations: This is a new series for me, so Im keeping my mind open. Initial Reaction: The sex is hot, but the DVD is extremely problematic. Who Should Watch It : Anybody with a DVD player that will play anything Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with fussy DVD players or who wants nastier sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely impressive, especially for this type of feature. The audio is clear and well balanced. Theres no background noises and the only fault I could find was a soft hum in the background. The video is just as impressive. Theres barely any grain and the action is all very well lit. Theres a little camera shake, as it all appears to have been shot hand held, but the cameraman moves around just enough to let you see everything but not feel like you should take a Bonine.
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Release date: 3/30/2003
Reviewed on: 8/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, April, Silvia Saint, Jay Ashley, Tera Patrick, jessica drake, Bridgette Kerkove, Rafe, Bruno SX, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Dru Berrymore, Rumika Powers
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma, Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 101 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2001 Director: Jon Yuma and Nic Cramer Cast: Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, April, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Dru Berrymore, Jessica Drake, Tera Patrick, Rumiko Power, Rachel Moore, Jennifer Andersson, Randy Spears, Evan Stone, Jay Ashley, Tyce Bune, John Decker, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Rafe, and Bruno Sx Initial Expectations: Raw 1 left me rejoicing for the invention known as a fast forward button. Needless to say, that doesnt do much for my expectations here. Initial Reaction: Its better than its predecessor, but still doesnt seem to know quite what it wants to be. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who isnt sure if they want to watch a porno or a behind the scenes feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of information on the making of a porn scene or who wants to see well done porn scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a little throughout the feature.
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Release date: 7/19/2002
Reviewed on: 8/10/2003 by sweet dave
Starring: Ed Powers, Gia, Anne Howe, Kianna, Briana Banks
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: I have read about the horrors of Ed Powers, but only now have I seen the horrors. How does that guy become a fixture of the adult industry? How does that guy get any descent women (and clearly he does)? Is it "if I can do Ed I can do anyone"? Anyway, I could not watch much of this film, yet there was one scene I had to see, and that was the one featuring Mirage, known to the rest of the adult industry as Briana Banks, the lovely blonde beauty whose taken Vivid and the rest of the industry by storm. Moreover, my interest in her scene became even stronger when she (who I'll call Briana) stated that this was her FIRST adult scene. Thus, she truly started at the bottom. Because I consider myself a Briana fan, I was truly interested in her interview (especially since ed at least kept his clothes on). Some of the most interesting quotes included the answer to the question of why she wanted to get into the industry as she merely answered an ad to see Ed. "It's worth a try, you know. I can see how it goes and give it a few months." That was said in 1999 when she was just 20 years old.
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Release date: 4/25/2003
Reviewed on: 8/4/2003 by Nat Hocken
Starring: T.J. Hart, Aria
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Suitcase Jones
Review brief: My Play Toy, starring TJ Hart and Aria, is just about the nuttiest porn movie Ive ever watched. Now, I watched it because I was curious, curious to see what an interactive DVD sex simulator might be. Ive seen interactive scenes before and learned right away I wasnt a fan, but I thought perhaps an entire disc might be different. Anyway, it was worth a look. If you like these kinds of things, you can stop reading now. Like certain fetishes, I just dont get it. Maybe it takes an imagination in some ways shaped by video games. I couldnt tell you, though, because Dragons Lair was about as far as I went in that directionand if you remember when that came out, you know how far behind the times I am. In any case, what weve got here is a series of short scenes accessible through various menus and sub-menus. The main menus are Tease, Fetish, and Sex. Interestingly, Blowjob falls under the Fetish heading, along with Titty Fuck and Foot Fuck. I dont get that, either, really, though Aria takes a load in the face. But a load of what? I said this movie was nutty.
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Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 7/22/2003 by Ret
Starring: Dave Hardman, Shanna McCullough, Miko Lee, Brandy, Jamie Lynn, Barbie Bell
Studio: Dane
Review brief: I'm really into the first-person mode of these movies, but this title is very deceptive. Most of it is filmed from some other angle (not first-person). They also film a lot of the geeky guy filming the girl - totally kills the mood - he's such a geek too. I recommend you stay away from this one. A much better alternative is P.O.V. Point of View by Zane (similar title & producer).
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Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2003 by Flash
Studio: CD Girls
Review brief: As a sampler disc, CD Girls Free DVD 1 is alright, it gives the viewer a good sense of the products available from Private Performance in the CD Girls line, but that is all the disc does. Since the disc doesn't contain any complete scenes, it doesn't contain any long lasting value. If you get the disc for free and pay minimal shipping it might be worth your money if you are interested in the CD Girls line. But I wouldn't pay money for it or a high shipping price.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 6/22/2003 by Saki
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Bubblegum Fantasies 1: Bunny Luv (2001) Studio Sinthetic/Pixis Interactive Genre All-sex Director Andrew Drake Starring Bunny Luv, Dayton Rains, Brittany Andrews, and Ian Daniels Running Time 1:25 (approx.) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features 10-picture softcore photo gallery Typical Watchers Bunny Luv fans and those who want to see a girl blow soap bubbles while getting fucked Typical Haters Everyone with a basic expectation of quality from a modern adult video Replay Value None Themes Schoolgirl, choking, girl-girl, sex in tub, big tits, titfuck Condoms Used for intercourse with Bunny and Brittany If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations This is one of those reviews that's really easy for me to write because it's not strictly average. There's plenty of things to note in Sinthetic/Pixis Interactive's Bubblegum Fantasies 1 starring Bunny Luv, and those things are not positive. But rather than give a blow-by-blow analysis of this mediocre one-day wonder (probabl
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Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/21/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: CD Girls
Review brief: No credits for director, photographers, or girls are listed anywhere on this disc. This disc is broken down into, or onto, one single title, filled with six good looking to very hot girls at most, and one at least, getting ready for photo shoots and all the goofing around along the way. The first segment is called Behind the Scene The Photo-Shoots, which lasts almost one solid hour, and while it did contain some hot moments, they never seem to progress into more, lengthier segments. There was one very cute girl, a brunette, looking hot with braces on her teeth, who was jokingly called giggles a few times throughout, though like the other 5 girls, no credits were listed. I would like to know who this bubbly girl was, because she didnt stop giggling throughout, and she was the one who opened this whole DVD up, walking into a bathroom to make herself up. There looked to be some promising footage called Slumber Party, which lasts for about 17 ½ minutes, but once again, the action is photo shoot-like.
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Release date: 3/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/1/2003 by Nat Hocken
Starring: Mark, Serenity, Juli Ashton, Erica, Nikki, Brian, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Devinn Lane, Maya Divine, Scarlette, Rene, Kristal Summers, Dan, Becca, Kira Reed, Barb, Sweet Georgia, Mark Webb
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Juli Ashton
Review brief: Juli Ashtons Basically Becca, tries very hard to be entertaining. Not entertaining in a porno way; entertaining in a regular movie way. I think Juli wants us all to grab a date, nuke a bag of popcorn, and settle down on the sofa for an evening of fun. Sure, its crazy, but I cant explain a movie that attempts to be informative, humorous, and eroticsometimes all at the same timeany other way. Its popcorn porn, and its weird as hell. Juli begins in an educational vein. After introducing us to amateur webcam girl Becca, Juli asks Becca to give us a taste of her internet offerings. Becca obliges by masturbating with a vibrator in a chair in front of a full-length mirror while Juli watches from the bed. Except that Juli doesnt just watch, she interjects a few questions somewhere in the middle of the show. Why? Because the sex isnt important, the webcam experience iswhich is also why Beccas performance tails off shortly thereafter without an orgasm. The internet experience is fully exploredthat is, exploitedin this movie.
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Release date: 3/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003 by lindi
Starring: Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Dino, Laura Angel, Remigio Zampa, Alain L'Yle, Hannah, Kelly Stafford, Katty Thurman
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Description Rocco and Kelly shanghai 'guys off the street' for anal sex with Kelly. General Impression The problem with this movie is Kelly. Sometimes she acts like she's 8 years old, and sometimes she acts like she's 12, but she doesn't act like she enjoys sex. I don't want to go deeply into why I think that is, but I'd love to hear what a qualified psychoanalyst has to say about her arrested development, placating behaviors, adolescent rebelliousness, lack of sexual enjoyment, and need for attention. Sex In the first scene, Rocco tongues and spanks Katty, runs some anal beads into her, and has her suck the beads. Then he spits on her and feeds her his dick, holding her nose. He's fucking her when Laura arrives with a couple of bananas. Rocco stuffs a whole banana into Laura's mouth, packs it in there with his dick, and after she sputters it out onto him, he does the same thing with the other banana, holding her nose. She spits on him and slaps him, he slaps her and spanks her. Then Rocco fucks her, with Katty taking A2M with her nose held.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/24/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Cinderella
Review brief: Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2001 (feature) 7 / 30 / 1997 (cover) Director: None credited, but Im guessing his name is Paul since thats what some of the talent calls him Cast: Jamie West, Renee Summers, Silver, Alexa, Rene, Tom Chapman, John West, Tony Eveready, Red, and Alex Initial Expectations: As with most fetish movies, Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty even collection of hits and misses. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks milk should come from a pair of jugs rather than the refrigerator Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants at least average technical aspects or who thinks milk should come in a plastic jug Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a little to be desired. A fair amount of it has an annoying buzzing to it almost as it somebody shoved a vibrator up the cameramans ass. It also has comments from the camera man to the cast, which is all but inexcusable in my opinion. Finally, the audio isnt balanced too well and is frequently a little hollow.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/14/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Miami Studios
Review brief: Its not the twinks you will remember sucking in this one. Its the production values that truly suck. Its as though a high school student were given a video cam for Christmas and got all his friends together to make a fuck film. Actually Ive seen better camera work in home movies than here. And thats a real pity because the guys are cute and with first-rate videography and some decent direction and some passion in the sex scenes this could really be something. Did I mention the sex lacked passion? Oh, my, does it ever. A ten-dollar whore at the end of her shift shows more sexual passion than these youngsters. How can such cute young guys be so boring? Because they need a professional behind the scenes, thats how? You can have amateurs behind the scenes and get away with it. Amateurs behind the scenes, not bloody likely. And with amateurs both in front of and behind the camera, failure is assured. The film is introduced by Lance, a young blond with tattoos who looks about as cuddly as a porcupine. The kind whod yawn while being blown. Rough surfer trade.
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Release date: 4/10/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Gauge, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Bridget Powers
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 140 min. Production Date: 2 / 25 / 2003 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Gauge, Bridget Powers, Ryan Meadows, Little Romeo, Twigget, Mojo, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im really not sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: I almost fell asleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of midgets and Ed Powers style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants something new Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Ed Powers, the technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio has a frequent whisper in the background, and if there are any background noises youre going to hear them. Surprisingly, however, the audio is balanced pretty well. The video is pretty close to VHS quality. It has a soft feel and a little pixelation, a fair amount of camera shake, and you frequently get to see Eds helpers and the camera. Surprisingly, the lighting is pretty good. Music: None Disc Complaints / Misleading Advertising: The cover for this DVD is horrible, and almost misleading.
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Release date: 4/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 6 / 29 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Malissa Walker, Laura Jones, Carla St. James, Pete Le Meat, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: So far Ive been disappointed with almost everything Ive seen from Union Jaxxx. This doesnt give me high expectations here. Initial Reaction: Extreme boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch somebody new and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, although there are a few background noises such as the stars being given direction and the cameraman tripping over what sounds like pop cans. The video is about the same quality. It has some grain but is nicely lit. Unfortunately, theres more than a few soft focus problems, a ton of jerky pans and zooms, and some obvious shadows from the cameraman that hold it back. It ends up looking like a beginners attempt at porn.
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Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Angel Long, Karina Clarke, Pete LeMeat, Michelle Thorne
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Cathy Berry, Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, Kelly Watts, Geoff Pearce
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Directed by: Phil Barry
Review brief: Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little.
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Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 4/15/2003 by RobHammer
Starring: Xavier, Sidonie, Jean, Tristan, Dan, Jennifer C.
Studio: French Connection
Directed by: Gerard Menoud
Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: Nov. 4, 1995 Director: Gerard Menoud Manufacturer: Defi France, © XXII Distributor: Global DVD DVD Title: French Connection, Bi-Sexual Sodomy, Bi-Sidonie Original Title (French): Bi-Sidonie Male Cast: Xavier, Tristan, Dan, Jean Female Cast: Sidonie, Jennifer C. Note on cast credits: The opening credits list Xavier, Jennifer C., Tristan, Dan and Jean. It assumes that we know who Sidonie is. Unless you know French, you might think that Sidonie means sodomy, instead of being the name of the star performer. Sodomy in French is sodomie. Initial Expectations: I picked this up as a rental without checking any reviews. I was curious to see what the French are doing in bisexual titles. Who Should Watch It: Anyone who likes their dick limp. Who Should Avoid It: Everyone else. Audio/Video Quality: The audio is fine, but the picture freezes so much in scene 4 as to make it unwatchable.
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Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/12/2003 by Wolf
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: Director: Unavailable Cast: Donita Dunes, Lena Ramon, Nadia, Randy Storm Genre: Bukkake Initial Churning: Call me a freak, but I have always enjoyed watching Donita. May I should be beaten with a wet noodle. Highlights: Donita. She just loves slurping that cum. Things could have been added or improved on: Who was the moron that chose these men for this bukkake? Most of them looked like WWE wrestlers! The Regurgitation Factor: I spewed all over my house because of this flick. Not because it was bukkake, mind you, but because of the horse shit men they got for THIS bukkake. Condom use: Dont make me laugh. What do you think? DVD Quality: General presentation: D Box cover creativity: D Audio quality: D Video quality: D Extras: D Menus: D Thoughts from a Deviant Mind: If you like Donita, rent this flick at your local Porn-Mart before buying it. And if you buy it, buy it cheap. Otherwise, dont even bother.
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Release date: 3/16/2003
Reviewed on: 4/10/2003 by MLyons
Starring: Golden Jade, Debi Diamond, Barbara Doll, Brittany O'Connell, Alex Dane, Fallon, Autumn Day, Alexandria Dana
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: [ /image ] --> The Violation of Alexandria Dane Mike Lyons Reviews Studio JM Productions Director Jim Powers Cast Alexandria Dane, Debi Diamond, Fallon, Brittany O'Connell, Barbara Doll, Autumn Day, Golden Jade Genre All Sex, All Girl, All Girl Gangbang. Audio/Video Video is very bad by today's DVD standards. Audio isn't much better. Extras Cast Videographies, Still Photos, "Behind the scenes" collage. Music Forgettable porn music--unfortunately used during the scenes, as well as for credit sequences and scene transitions. DVD Format 1 Single Sided Single Layer Disc Condoms None Female Orgasms None THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Fans of the "Violation of" series. Fans of girl-girl scenes that exhibit a lot of energy and a "fun" environment. Fans of excessive girl-girl toy play, and camera work that focuses on the genitals. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Those who don't like girl-girl
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Liza, Georgina, Akane, CeeCee
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 70 min. (cover states 90 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, CeeCee, Georgina, Liza, Maria, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent impressed me much so far, and Im not expecting them to start here. Initial Reaction: Its not too bad. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves much to be desired. Its often slightly out of balance and theres nothing edited out so you hear things like background noises and the cameraman asking the performers to do things like look at them before you see a flash of the still camera or give me some sort of facial reaction, which results in a stoned look. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and doesnt show too much grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by CAPSULE
Starring: Angelica Sin, Jasmine, Kat, Jenifer, Misery, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Areal, Audum
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of Pacific Northwest Amateurs: Stripping Featuring: Kat, Jasmine, Akane, Misery, Secily, Areal, Audum, Charis, Jenifer, Santa Fe, and Angelica Sin Synopsis: Amateur stripping with two professionals who display their lap dance techniques. Overall: If this is the "Best of" from the company, then that really isn't saying much is it? It was a good concept to include virtual lap dancing, but I would have rather seen less mature women than Santa Fey and Angelica Sin. DVD Quality: The visual quality is good, but I have to deduct for the awful instrumental music that accompanies the scenes. Extras: None Likes: None Dislikes: Everything. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Kat has a face cute as a button, but that's all she has going for her.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by CAPSULE
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW girlsgoneblack.com (106 min.) Featuring: Candice, Teasing T, Lady X, Niki, and Tina Synopsis: White amateur wives having jungle fever! . Overall: Works World Wide should be ashamed at releasing chopped up footage like this. The production looks very outdated like it was shot on VHS and the unsteady camera was an annoyance. Most important, the women were of poor quality. DVD Quality: The quality is poorer than the company's other title "watchmesuckdick.com." Extras: None. Likes: None. Dislikes: None. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: The cameraman botched up what could have been a good scene with the average Candice. Her partner initiates her into the world of anal sex. It is shameful that he needs to watch a porno while he continues to fuck her ass.
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