Mean Bitches Erotic Femdom 7 Review

Reviewed by Bird's Eye  on  5/18/2010

With so much porn available on the Net, the only justification for buying physical media these days is the superior picture and audio they can offer. Why else spend the extra cash, and why else take up precious shelf space? Though I was hoping for DVD-caliber visuals in this release, I was hit instead with a nasty surprise. Of the four scenes on this disc, only two are watchable—the first and the fourth. Scenes two and three are riddled with the worst case of aliasing I have ever seen in a DVD image. The sound is equally patchy, typical of MeanBitch productions.

The content is standard fare for this series: nubile bitches receiving copious amounts of oral stimulation. However, with the exception of Sydnee Capri, the performers here don’t do as much trash talking as one might see, or rather hear, in this genre.

Scene one kicks off with Angelina Ashe, who has a luscious rump, the camera generously showcasing it as she gets her cunt and anus polished by an eager tongue. The picture in this scene (as well as in the fourth one) is adequate, albeit barely, with some moiré apparent on horizontal lines; occasionally the image goes out of focus.

Scene two highlights the lovely Nikki Rhodes, an all-natural redhead with a fiery-red bush, which she keeps nicely trimmed. Unfortunately the severe video artifacts impede the viewer’s ability to watch this segment without getting dizzy.

The third scene, with Sydnee Capri, has more of the same pervasive aliasing, which causes the images to look like heavily broken horizontal lines.

Luckily there’s no optical muck in the final scene, so the viewer can gaze at Bridgette B’s graceful female form without obstructions. But too much spittle on the part of her licker (man-drool, anyone?) mars the experience.

It’s mind-boggling how a studio can churn out such visual offal and charge a cuntload of money for it. A DVD bearing the Kick Ass logo averages a steep price of twenty dollars. With only two watchable scenes here instead of four, this title becomes twice as expensive. Don’t get ripped off. You’ll get better picture quality watching Slutload or Youporn—for free.