Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 7: Schoolgirl Edition Review

Why you should avoid
Well, there are some positives to take from Bangkok Suckee Fuckee 7. You do get to see young Thai women (mostly in their twenties, by the looks of things) dressed in schoolgirl uniforms having sex. Three of them are actually quite attractive: the extremely thin Meow, covergirl Nam, and the deliciously proportioned Pun. (Mam just doesn’t do anything for me, and Lucy would be ok if not for her flamboyant, clownish orange hair; she only does a BJ anyway, so here scene doesn’t really count.) Meow has amazingly small tits and slim long legs, Nam has just about the perfect body with her A-cups, round ass, and long black hair, and Pun has scrumptious thighs and just the right amount of padding to go along with her B-cups and shoulder-length black hair. All three look lovely in the nude.

But that’s where the fun ends. Aside from Nam’s scene, the sex in this release is just awful. I blame that mostly on the males involved: the stud is a white Brazilian dude I’ve seen in other Third World Thai releases, and he seems like a real jerk; the guy behind the camera isn’t too nice either. They start each scene with a BJ, and then mindlessly move through each vaginal position before finishing with a cumshot. (At least there’s some variety in the endings.) The women seem indifferent about the whole process, with the lone exception of Nam. I suspect that (contrary to what the white stud has said about Thais in the BTS of another film) the girls actually do know how to fuck, but that it’s the artificial switching from positions that takes the fun out of it. (The guy’s large cock may make things a little uncomfortable as well, but fails to add any drama or tension.)

If you’re looking for Thai DVDs, I highly recommend the Asia Bootleg series instead. While the visual quality of those amateur films is nowhere near as good as the posh production of Third World, at least the sex is much more organic. Both Third World and Asia Bootleg tend to be hit or miss, though, and I suspect other volumes from Bangkok Suckee Fuckee may be worth a look. But skip this one. Consider yourself warned.