Blow Job Face Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  8/29/2010

Shot in HD, BLOW JOB FACE (2010, Vince Vouyer Unleashed) boasts "3 hours of throat gaggin, jaw-breakin, spit-spewin, butt-lickin, face-fuckin fun. 7 pretty mouths, 14 cocks!" but what director Vince Vouyer fails to mention are so many other problems like bad hair and make-up, poor camera angles and "blow job face" babble at the start and finish of nearly every scene. This 2 hour and 44 minute DVD mostly wastes an incredible cast of lovely female performers with its seven sub-par blow job scenes.

Is that GRACIE GLAM? Kinda hard to tell with all that blue eye shadow and all that frizzy copper-colored hair. Oh, yea, that's her because she looks great in no make-up in the BTS as she watches a scene from another movie where she also looks better than she does in her actual scene here. Gracie endures the 2 dicks in her face but the viewer must endure these constant low angle shots, which include the ceiling and feature the dudes' balls and butt holes and Gracie's head in unattractive poses. And the same stupid angle pops up for the facials finale---!!

3 dudes' dicks and their butt holes are on tap for BRIDGETTE B. as she shines during some titty-fuck moments but why did Vouyer earlier show lower areas of her nipples with obvious scarring? Her licking of three ass holes lined up in a quarter circle in the corner of the room is also a low point---! 1/2

2 dicks seem like too many for MELANIE RIOS but she soldiers on. Piss poor make-up on her blow job face does not help---! 1/2

CHRISTINA SKYE crawls away from one blow job to take on a few other cocks and takes two facials while on her knees. At least, she seems a bit more in control---!!

Cute VICKI CHASE's hair looks crappy with a part in the middle. She says "I've been told I have a blow job face." Really, who the fuck talks like that? How about a gonzo director telling this pretty young lady what to say then feeding her a few pricks and letting her head hang upside down for cum shots---! 1/2

"How do you like this blow job face?" asks JUELZ VENTURA, who takes on one cock in this especially sloppy, spit-filled scene with so much splooge her eye brows turn a khaki color. After swallowing the cum shot, Juelz claims she has "the ultimate blow job face" but, really, at this juncture, who cares?---!!

At one point, a dude picks up SADIE WEST and sits her down into a 69 position but more rough stuff and the same crappy low camera angles that have happened before occur here, too. Sadie spits plenty of drippy splooge into the camera, takes a cum shot on top her marvelous tongue, swallows it down then spits at the camera again. At least, she forgot to mention her "blow job face."---! 1/2

Extras include a 10 minute photo gallery, a 15 minute cum shot recap with concluding "blow job face" babble included, a 15 minute BTS and 4 trailers.

So, BLOW JOB FACE (2010, Vince Vouyer Unleashed) needs an extreme make-over in so many ways. These performers deserve better but this DVD earns its face-the-music rating of ! 1/2 outa !!!!!