T0MBOne has reviewed 500 adult movies from top porn companies Cal Vista Classics, Wicked, Jules Jordan Video, New Sensations, and more movie producers . T0MBOne's reviews cover scenes directed by Eddie Powell, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Mike Quasar, featuring some of porn's top stars like Alektra Blue, Chanel Preston, Kaylani Lei, and India Summer.
T0MBOne's Movie Reviews (500)
Release date: 10/7/2014
Reviewed on: 7/1/2023
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Dominique, John Seeman, Laurien, Bob Chinn, Christian DeShaffer, Candida Royalle
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome deliver a beautifully restored Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978) with director Bob Chinn serving up the meat (John Holmes and other meat heads) and other delicious toppings (Desiree Cousteau, Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominque and Christine De Shaffer) for this classic porn comedy romp.
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Release date: 9/12/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2017
Studio: VCX
Starring: Randy West, Svetlana, Kelly Nichols, Cody Nicole, Pamela Jennings, Mike Ranger, Kevin James, Loni Sanders, Turk Lyon, Hillary Summers, Kandi Barbour, Nicole Black, R.J. Reynolds, Little Oral Annie, Sylvia Benedict, Copper Penny, Dana Dennis, Greg Michaels, Renee La Paz, Vicky Steele, Camilla Franklin, Eve Evans, Lynn Warlaumont, Kris Munroe, Terry Galko, Shirley McCracken, Kelly Hamilton, Pam Jalimov, Lucy Bush, Linda Wogoman, Wendy Pimknee, Sue Holland, Kathy Hesun, Trudy Mabsen, Sherrie Smith, Dawn Swenson, Jean King, Linda Reeves, Douglas Fairbank, Sam Lito, Alan Katz, Sam Kinney, Bill Owen
Directed by: Svetlana, David Frazer
Review brief: Many moons ago, when I would come home from college, I had access to a group of xxx titles to watch in my Dad's top-loading VCR. SEX BOAT (1980 and 2006 VCX) was one of those flicks. Directed by David I. Fraser and Svetlana, written and edited by Fraser, SEX BOAT is a crazy concoction that's part SOME LIKE IT HOT, part LOVE BOAT plus some pirates are thrown in for good measure. A couple of dolts dressed like women (Turk Lyon and Randy West) are stowaways on an all girls cruise and lame comedy antics ensue. However, SEX BOAT stays afloat because of the most incredible cast of beautiful female performers ever assembled for a xxx film. They don't make 'em like this anymore and this 2006 VCX dvd presentation of the 80 minute film looks and sounds terrific.
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Release date: 11/2/2003
Reviewed on: 1/30/2017
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Tiffany Clark, Veronica Hart, Merle Michaels, Robin Sane, Jerry Butler, Dave Ruby, Marlene Willoughby, Hillary Summers, Annie Sprinkle, George Payne, Ron Hudd, Kandi Barbour, Roy Stuart, Marc Valentine, Carter Stevens, Shaun Costello, Frederick Foster, Bill McKean, Gordon G. Duvall, Diane May, Roderic Pierce, Sandra Hillman, Celeste Bon, Lacey Smith, Jack Houston, Mowena March, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Shaun Costello
Review brief: From my local smut peddler, I recently picked up a used DVD of PANDORA'S MIRROR (1981) with the lovely Veronica Hart as Pandora, a woman who becomes obsessed with sexually charged trysts revealed in a mirror at an antique store. This top-notch 88 minute Warren Evans-Shaun Costello production expands on the bewitched mirror motif used in mainstream films like DEAD OF NIGHT (UK, 1945) to include tales of sexual obsession and perversion as told by this enchanted mirror.
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Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 11/28/2016
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome have cleaned up and re-released Alex DeRenzy's PRETTY PEACHES (1978) with the original 91 minute 35mm film intact and looking better than ever in all its wide screen glory. Bouncy and bubbly Desiree Cousteau plays Peaches, who takes a knock on the head then wanders about not knowing who she is, which is a recipe for horn dogs and other assorted sleaze bags to take advantage of her. No condoms but plenty of wacky dialog accompanying the sexual shenanigans in this xxx comedy concoction.
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Release date: 3/9/2002
Reviewed on: 11/21/2016
Studio: Afrocentric
Starring: Nyrobi Knight, Jake Steed, Shonna Lynn, Tabitha, Lana Sands, Mr. Marcus, Mahogany, Julian St. Jox, Santino Lee, Byron Long, Fonda French, Cherokee, Yasmine Pendavis, Ice
Directed by: Tom Stone
Review brief: With an all-black cast of 9 babes and 5 dudes, MY BABY GOT BACK 8! (1996, Video Team) stands as one of the best orgy encounters ever. 20 years later, this flick boasts an incredible chocolaty confection of female performers who take it in the ass while 5 bros have their way with them then leave facial finishers for the finale of this 1 hour and 50 minute vid. No condoms, some toys. Standard frame.
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Release date: 3/29/2001
Reviewed on: 11/1/2016
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Tina Tyler, Katie Gold, James Bonn, Anita Blond, Nancy Vee, Diane Sleek, J.D., Dru Berrymore
Directed by: Kris Kramski
Review brief: Photographers Jim and Michael (James Bonn and Michael J. Cox) and their make-up assistant Tina (Tina Tyler) combine their talents to produce some erotic photo shoots that usually conclude with the trio sucking and fucking their subjects in Kris Kramski's terrific MODELS: THE TRUTH BEHIND THE SCENES (1997, Sin City-Real Productions) with Nancy (sexy and slender Nancy Vee) signing on as a secretary then later as a willing participant in some after-work hours sexual shenanigans. About 90 minutes. Extras are slim and include some photos and a few trailers.
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Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/12/2016
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Joey Silvera, Nacho Vidal, Wesley Pipes, Cassandra Wild, Nadia Foster, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Franco Roccaforte, Reno, Fabio Scorpion, Max Cortes, Kohl Mynah, Ariko, Mark Ashley, Sugar Kane, Alex Rox, Juliano Ferraz, Daisy Dukes, Dwayne Cummings, Jesse V., Tabitha Blue, Dick Delaware, Natasha Dolling, Jessica Dee, Nevaeh Ashton, Amber Rain, Vicky Vette, Claudia Rossi, Dana Vespoli, Bobbi Eden, Cathy Oz, Tiana Lynn, Kemmy, Monica Temptem, Kammy, Veronica Devil, Victoria Beckerhan, Tee Reel, Neveah Ashton, Victoria Torres
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Like John Leslie, Joey Silvera started out acting in xxx films in the '70s then appeared in many John Leslie productions in the late '80s and early '90s before joining up with Evil Angel to produce his own gonzo tapes then discs. Digging around in my own stash of discs, I came across THE EVIL ANGEL VAULT 1 aka JOEY SILVERA OPENS THE EVIL VAULT (2004) that's loaded with more than 5 hours of scenes. This two disc set never really received much of an on-line review so here goes.
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Release date: 5/12/2009
Reviewed on: 9/4/2016
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Savannah, Peter North, Scott Irish, Jake Steed, Debi Diamond, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Angela Summers, Buck Adams, Blake Palmer, Selena Steele, Lynn Francis, John Leslie, Ray Victory, Tori Welles, Alicyn Sterling, Lauryl Canyon, Charli, Meagan Leigh, Debi Hansen, April West, Jon Martin, Nikki Knights, Veronica Hall, Alexa Parks, Buddy Love, Pamela Rose, Richard Pacheco, Missy Warner, Joey Murphy, Megan Leigh, James Lewis, Sasha Strange, Kathleen Gentry, Brigitte Aime, Alex Horn, Kelli Warner
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: John Leslie Dupre AKA John Leslie acted in many a classic xxx production from the '70s and '80s. By the late '80s, Mr. Leslie had worked with most of the great porn directors and decided to direct films of his own. He rounded up Jack Remy as director of photography, Bill Heid for jazzy or bluesy music then John directed, wrote or co-wrote and edited a great many films for VCA from 1987 through 1994. Four films from this period appear on JOHN LESLIE 4 ON 1 (2009, VCA Classics-LFP Video Group) including THE CATWOMAN from 1988, THE CHAMELEON from 1989, STRANGE CURVES from 1990 and ANGELS from 1992. At nearly 6 hours, this collection scores well with three really solid productions with ANGELS being the only misfire from the bunch. Standard frame.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 8/12/2016
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Alexandra Silk, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Mia Ciccero, Erika Lockett
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Driving and crying. Sucking and fucking and masturbating. That's what happens to Isabella (quirky and leggy Alexandra Silk) over a day or so in Thomas Paine's LAST TANGO (1998, Adam & Eve) as our heroine encounters a mysterious man (John Decker) while house hunting. 80 minutes. Standard frame. No condoms and no extras!
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Release date: 7/23/2001
Reviewed on: 6/9/2016
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Inari Vachs, Randy Spears, Vince Vouyer, April, Erik Everhard, Kira Kener, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Screenwriter Nick (Randy Spears) has been having a pretty good day until he arrives home to find his wife, Faye (Sydnee Steele) screwing his pal, Mark (Bobby Vitale) in FACADE (2000, Vivid) that is directed by Paul Thomas and well-shot by Ralph Parfait. Nick calmly makes a few phone calls then quickly informs the cheating couple that there's going to be a party at the house that night that includes Mark's wife Pam (Inari Vachs in a terrific performance) and a few others from the film industry. The rest of the film details what happens at the party in this terrific feature with one major issue that detracts. Condoms. Widescreen. About 100 minutes.
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Release date: 6/22/2015
Reviewed on: 6/3/2016
Studio: Skow for Girlfriends Films
Starring: Anthony Rosano, Alec Knight, Capri Cavanni, Seth Gamble, Ryan McLane, Riley Reid, Maddy O'Reilly, Odile, Kassondra Raine
Directed by: B. Skow
Review brief: Director B Skow uncorks DADDY'S GIRLS 2 (2015, Skow for Girlfriend's Films) as Quincy (Riley Reid) tangles with blind Samantha (Maddy O'Reilly) and loses an eye in the process. Mom hauls off Quincy to the doctor for an eye patch, while Dad (Alec Knight) ignites his passions for Samantha by screwing and butt fucking her for the first 30 minutes of this 3 hour feature. Once Quincy returns, this turns into a Riley Reid suck and fuck fest so her fans may want to pick up this wacky feature flick. Widescreen. No condoms. 3 trailers and a bonus scene from DADDY GIRLS are the extras.
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Release date: 6/30/2014
Reviewed on: 5/14/2016
Studio: Erika Lust Films
Starring: Miriam, Martin Mazza, Jorge, Samia Duarte, Carol Vega, Carolina Abril, Coco De Mal, Amarna Miller, Bianca Resa, Sicilia, Amber Nevada, Juan Lucho, Selina Ak, Bel Gris, Cristian Frei, Ivan Mengod, Ra L Cuadrado, Alex Roca, Lul Pretel, Jos Casto, Francesc Artigues, Andy Quarius, Mario D.
Directed by: Erika Lust
Review brief: With an assist from her xconfessions.com web site, Erika Lust uncorks 10 explicit short films with XCONFESSIONS (2014, Erika Lust Films-Barcelona) as Erika takes the two best written entries to her website each month and shoots them for this terrific 1 hour and 50 minute piece of erotica. 16 X 9 format. Some condom usage but no dialog for those concerned about language issues.
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Release date: 1/19/2016
Reviewed on: 3/21/2016
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Tracey Adams, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Arcadia Lake, Robin Byrd, Crystal Day, Jack Teague, Diana Sloan, Marcia Minor
Directed by: Alexander Kubelka, Victor Bertini
Review brief: The fine folks at Vinegar Syndrome have scanned and restored two classic flicks from their original 35 mm camera negatives. Both films feature real life lovers Arcadia Lake and Eric Edwards and one of the films, BELLA from 1980, might just be one of the best from that era, while the other flick, ROBIN'S NEST from 1979, is a solid little xxx comedy. So, PEEKARAMA: ROBIN'S NEST/BELLA (2016, Vinegar Syndrome) becomes an easy rave recommendation for those classic fuck flick aficionados, who will finally get to see BELLA in a beautiful wide screen restoration along with some solid BELLA extras including a video interview with cinematographer Carter Stevens and a terrific original trailer.
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Release date: 5/28/2014
Reviewed on: 1/28/2016
Studio: Kink.com
Starring: Claire Robbins, Katja Kassin, Gia DiMarco, Dani Daniels, Anna Morna, Maitresse Madeline Marlowe, Kristine Kahill
Review brief: Bound, gagged, blindfolded and strung up Dani Daniels and Anna Morna pose with Maitresse Madeline between them on the DVD cover of WHIPPED ASS VOLUME 5 (2014, Kink.com) with this trio in the opening encounter followed by Gia Dimarco dominating Kristine Kahill and Katja Kassin dominating Claire Robbins in the closer. No condoms but plenty of toys, whips and floggers in this solid lesbian BDSM release. Wide screen. 2 hours and 19 minutes plus a photo gallery.
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Release date: 11/19/2009
Reviewed on: 1/18/2016
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Reno, Jenaveve Jolie, Isis Love, Charlotte Vale, Alexis Breeze, Catalina Taylor
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Lexington Steele directs then performs in bookending scenes of LEX STEELE XXX 12: ALL LATINA EDITION (2009, Mercenary Pictures) with Isis Love, Alexis Breeze, Jenaveve Jolie and Catalina Taylor gracing the DVD cover. Hmmm, someone is missing! That would be Charlotte Vale, the lovely pale white gal with a 40 minute scene on this Latina release. Anyway, other issues get in the way of this DVD that's about 3 hours long. Wide screen. No condoms.
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Release date: 9/2/2005
Reviewed on: 1/17/2016
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Olivia del Rio, Jerry, Lexington Steele, Vanessa, Carmen, Erik Everhard, Rio, Sophie Evans, Anthony Hardwood, Devin DeRay, Black Diamond, Pink, Nyla Thai, Finess Navaro, Olivia Winters, Melodee Bliss, JR Langoon, Marco Duati
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: So, Lexington Steele takes his LEX STEELE XXX 1 from 2003 and adds a colorful Asian bit of this and a creamy African American dab of that to concoct LEX STEELE 1 (Collector's Edition) from 2005 with a three hour running time, 12 girls, 11 scenes, no condoms. Although his Collector's Edition for LEX STEELE 2 rates higher, this edition scores big with plenty of gonzo bang for your porn paying buck as this line-up includes 5 scenes-some new, a new blowjob encounter, and 5 more scenes-some new.
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Release date: 4/28/2007
Reviewed on: 1/17/2016
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Gabi, Sophia, Monica, Sara, Victor, William, Helen, Roger, Don Picone
Directed by: Don Picone
Review brief: Don Picone directs, shoots and performs in a few scenes of the dumb titled BUTT BLASTED BRAZILIAN BABES VOLUME 2 (2007, Mercenary Pictures) with uber lovely Brazilians like Monica Mattos and Sara Lemos, three other lovely bubble butt performers and some local dudes. Picone captures some terrific action in three brightly lit sunny deserted beach encounters, a night time poolside encounter and one indoor bit with three of the lovely performers landing in a couch for a girl/girl/girl fingering finale. No condoms. Okay extras. 1 hour 50 minutes not 2 hours 20 minutes like the DVD cover says.
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Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 1/15/2016
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Diamond, Thomas Stone, Brian Pumper, Bob Terminator, Black Diamond, Alexa Weix, Tera Bond, Claudia Ferrari, Lauro Giotto, Kevin King, Liz Honey, Sindy Lange, Puma Black, Lauren Kain, Csoky Ice, Valentine Vasquez, Tera Hine, Liz Bonet
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: Mario Rossi directs TOP GUNS #4 (2005, Mercenary Pictures)with Lex Steele and a few blondes grabbing the DVD cover however, this disc features mostly European talent participating in the anal scenes not the blondes paired with Lex. So, the "all anal" claims on the DVD front and back are misleading. No condoms. About 2 hours and 20 minutes plus extras.
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Release date: 2/23/2009
Reviewed on: 1/13/2016
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Carmen Hayes, Candace Von, Michelle Tucker, Capri Styles, Roxy Reynolds, Nyomi Banxxx, Cassidy Clay
Review brief: With 25 scenes crammed onto a 4 hour comp, you get plenty of bang for your gonzo buck with LEX STEELE 4 HOURS LONG-ALL BLACK SHOWCASE (2008, Mercenary Pictures) as Lex and some other fellas suck and fuck some of the most beautiful black women of the 21st century. No condoms and no DPs but plenty of facials strung together in a 23 minute cum shot recap special feature.
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Release date: 3/26/2015
Reviewed on: 1/11/2016
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Starring: Delta White, Kerry Louise, Louise Jenson, Lissa Love, Porcha Sinns
Directed by: DiSanto
Review brief: Di Santo edits and directs UK's Biggest Boobs Vol. 1 (2014, UK Porn Kings) with 5 scenes, no extras but some massive tits. This by-the-numbers production also loses points for cheapie set environs that detract. No condoms. Widescreen. About 1 hour and 45 minutes.
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Release date: 11/30/2009
Reviewed on: 1/7/2016
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Toni, Lexington Steele, Marco, Brian, Carmen, Marcus, Ice La Fox, Rio Mariah, Daisy Marie, Sativa Rose, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Finess Navaro, Monique Fuentes, Victoria Sweet, Luscious Lopez, Nikki Nievez, Havana Ginger, Erik, Lorena Sanchez, Sheila Marie, Lena Lang, Renae Cruz, Emma Cummings, Mikayla Mendez
Review brief: LEXINGTON LOVES LATINAS VOL 2 (2009, Mercenary Pictures) should read LEXINGTON & MARCO LOVE LATINAS VOL 2 because Marco Banderas is in way more of these Latina scenes than any other male performer, including Lex, who only appears in a few. Also, Marco is responsible for some of the photography so I thought I would give him his props from the get-go. This 19 scene compilation is a mix of standard frame (SF) and wide screen (WS) scenes that have been edited. Still, there's plenty of fuck for your gonzo buck.
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Release date: 10/22/2015
Reviewed on: 1/6/2016
Studio: Blazed Studios
Starring: Vanessa Cage, Keegan Monroe, Pocahontas Jones, Chi Chi Medina, Sadie Holmes, Dakota Charms, Sydney Cross, Sunny Marie, Melanie Hicks, Alyssa Hart, Bailey Paige, Brooklyn Daniels, Jennifer Bliss, Cherry Morgan, Rebecca Blaze, Sasha Foxxx, Mark Blaze, Alexa Gold
Directed by: Mark Blaze
Review brief: At more than 2 hours, THE BEST OF JERKY SLUTS (2015, Blazed Studios) delivers 13 hand job scenes via 17 chicks and 14 dicks with a pop shot reel and photo gallery for extras. Scrawny Florida gals in girly outfits rule the day here while busty girls take a back seat in this hand job comp with no condoms.
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Release date: 3/30/2010
Reviewed on: 11/29/2015
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Alexis Silver
Review brief: Despite an incredibly unflattering photo of its star on the DVD cover, THE GIRLS OF RED LIGHT DISTRICT: ALEXIS SILVER (2010, Red Light District) is a terrific compilation showcase of the sexy 32 GG performer from the UK. Alexis performs in 5 scenes from 2006-2007 with male partners including John Strong performing in bookending scenes and Mark Wood performing in the middle trio. Scene assists from starlets Isabella, Trinity Post and Velicity Von add to the fun. No condoms. Wide screen. Nearly 3 hours.
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Release date: 9/17/2015
Reviewed on: 11/19/2015
Studio: Adult Empire Films
Starring: Ramon Nomar, Alexis Texas, Dani Daniels, Ava Dalush, Alexa Tomas, Jenna Sativa, Joel Tomas
Directed by: Holly Randall
Review brief: Holly Randall makes her directorial debut with TRUE EROTICA (2015, AE-Adult Empire) with the lovely Alexis Texas and her ample tush gracing the DVD cover sleeve. Ava Dalush is the real star of this DVD as her terrific opening scene with Some Dude covers nearly 1/3 of the running time, which leaves about an hour for the other three encounters that are lovingly captured by Randall and crew. NO condoms. A little over 90 minutes plus about 15-20 minutes of extras.
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Release date: 9/7/2015
Reviewed on: 11/16/2015
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Ryan McLane, Michael Vegas, Richie Calhoun, Tyler Nixon, Casey Calvert, Jade Nile, Alli Rae, Aria Alexander
Directed by: Jacky St. James
Review brief: Jacky St. James writes/directs a series of vignettes creatively called THE EXES AND OHHHS (2015, New Sensations-Tales from the Heart) but this less than two hour DVD with no bonus scenes seems very by-the-numbers and even Eddie Powell's photography has issues. ARIA ALEXNANDER and RYAN MC CLANE land the DVD cover and their final scene is tops in this otherwise mediocre New Sensations release. No condoms. Wide screen.
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