Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (Vinegar Syndrome) Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/1/2023

Anchovy (Desiree Cousteau) shows up looking for a job at the local pizza parlor

She takes a mishing from John C Holmes on a kiddy horsie ride then

a facial finisher ends the first and best

of these short sex scenes.

Anchovy becomes one of the pizza girls.

She joins other Country Girl Pizza girls (Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominique and Christine De Shaffer)

as the foursome hop on their skateboards to deliver pizzas to horny meatheads mentioned above:

Candida rolls with Richard Pacheco,

Laurien sucks and fucks with Paul Thomas and Spencer Travis,

Desiree sits back and takes a licking from some meathead

and

Christine gets to play with a bored housewife.

These four interwoven sex scenes give you the most bang for your xxx buck

and deliver the best moments of this porn comedy.

Goofy plot elements ensue

but a three way between Holmes, Candida and Schaffer

is a well-staged bed-bound roll in the hay

from director Chinn.

Desiree has another bedroom romp with her creepy neighbor

then this comedy gets sillier and sillier and the silliness

takes up most of the film's last third

except for a De Shaffer couch encounter with PT that ends with his cock in her ass

plus

De Shaffer making a delivery to a lonely housewife (Vicky Lindsay)

leading to a lesbo bit with a dildo

that wraps up the sex stuff.

Special features include a trailer

that mostly highlights Desiree Cousteau

so it makes sense that she would have most of the better sexual encounters

in this wacky feature.

A 2014 interview with producer Damon Christian informs us

that, thanks to John Holmes, the pizza parlor burned down before filming completed so

just maybe that explains the messy and rather abrupt ending

to the actual film.

Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978) has been given the gourmet treatment

by the restoration crew at Vinegar Syndrome.

A steamy serving, indeed.

However, the most tasty first half of

Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls

is tops!

!!!! outta !!!!!