Exes And Ohhhs, The Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  11/16/2015

Jacky St. James writes/directs a series of vignettes creatively called THE EXES AND OHHHS (2015, New Sensations-Tales from the Heart) but this less than two hour DVD with no bonus scenes seems very by-the-numbers and even Eddie Powell's photography has issues. ARIA ALEXNANDER and RYAN MC CLANE land the DVD cover and their final scene is tops in this otherwise mediocre New Sensations release.
No condoms. Wide screen.

Okay, so plug in a 27 minute scene here with 4 or 5 minutes of story and 20 + minutes of straight sex stuff with three of the scenes each on a different colored leather couch.

ALLI RAE and TYLER NIXON fight about everything and nothing. In this case, the duo argue as to whether Tyler should be jealous or not.

Cue a straight sex encounter with a white theme: a white couch, a pale performer and too much natural light. Like it or not, all the white tends to emphasize Tyler Nixon, thus, making this a weak !! opening encounter.

Exes JADE NILE and MICHAEL VEGAS run into one another as each drop off stuff for a wedding then reconsider their relationship.

Cue a straight sex encounter on a dark couch with a wedding cake on a nearby stand. Jade's cowgirl ride is kinda cute then Vegas paints her ample bush above her shaved pussy lips for the finisher of this !!! scene with better all-around lighting choices and set environs.

CASEY CALVERT and RICHIE CALHOUN are broken up but living under the same roof. A raise at his job inspires Richie to give their relationship another go.

Cue a straight sex encounter on a warm gray couch. More white light issues occur with Casey being a bit on the pale side. Chemistry between the two performers is fine. The mish fuck finale on an arm rest leads to a bare pussy covered in cum in this !! 1/2 scene. Early on, Casey, topless in tight jeans and sexy sandals, quickly discards her sexy duds in favor of her pale nakedness. Staying clothed a bit longer, for the blow job, at least, would have given this scene a more unique vibe.

Lovely ARIA ALEXANDER climbs into a tub for a bubble bath and eventually hooks up with RYAN MC CLANE, an ex she tends to call anytime she needs something.

Cue a sex scene on a wide bed with w/ sheets with a wonderful blow job/hand job delivered by Aria. The usual straight sex positions ensue; however, photographer Eddie Powell's camera captures Aria in all her dark haired glory thus making this !!!! encounter the best thing on the disc. Cum shot dropped on her pussy lips for the finale.

Extras include a 30 + minute BTS that's fine; each couple gets ample screen time here. However, no bonus scenes mean a pick-your pleasure function, brief photo gallery, 3 trailers and fantasy lingerie are the remaining extras.

So, this by-the-numbers release with technical issues to boot means THE EXES AND OHHHS (2015, New Sensations-Tales from the Heart) lands a !! 1/2 outta !!!!!