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Art Of Interracial Group Sex, The
Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 6/17/2005 by howie
Starring: Lil' Bit, Nikita Denise, Olivia Saint, Ashley Blue, Alaura Eden, Gala Cruz, Jackie Moore, Courtney Devine, Crystal Ray, Lauren Phoenix, Sophia Gently
Studio: Simon Wolf
Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Deadwood (Season 1) This HBO series is about the lawless town of Deadwood, Montana and its gold prospecting locals in the late 19th century. The series is highly entertaining. Running Time: 2:21 (not including the bonus scene) My very short review: This will be a very short review due to the fact that I had to watch this DVD on my laptops DVD-Rom. I usually type my reviews as Im watching the DVDs on my TV screen but my DVD player had some trouble reading this DVD. Anyway, this compilation consists of 7 interracial scenes with cheap production set-ups and productions dates from 2002 and 2003.
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Kamyla 2
Release date: 8/27/2002
Reviewed on: 6/14/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Shinichi Shimizu Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: Kamyla 1 was disturbing but interesting. Im curious to see how it finishes up. Initial Reaction: Sadly, it slides downhill to the finish and loses almost everything that was interesting about it originally. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something very different from the usual porn found in the United States Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all consensual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The dubbing is very clear and sounds as good as most cartoons out there. The video is extremely clear, but the animation is fairly primitive. Its about half way between Pokemon and the lower end of cartoons from the late sixties. Theres some motion, but many times its extremely limited. Music: The music is pretty typical for animation, and very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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M.I.L.T.F. (Mothers I'd Like To Fuck) 14
Release date: 1/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/10/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Rick Masters, Mia, Lena Ramon, Dino Bravo, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Andretti, Estrella Spangled, Celestia Star, Jonny Zinn
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Scott Morris
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: 9 / 14 / 2004 Director: S. Morris Cast: Lena Ramon, Estella Spangled, Celestia Star, Mia, Dino Bravo, Rick Masters, and Andrew Andretti The Short Story Initial Expectations: Heatwave hasnt went out of their way to impress me yet, but with Lena Ramon in this one Ive gotta check it out! Initial Reaction: S. Morris just earned himself a place on the list of directors Id rather avoid. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a porno that keeps the sex nicely captured and balanced The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is decently balanced, but there are a few minor background noises. The video is also okay. Its lit pretty well but there are some noticeable shadows. Theres also a bit of grain and pixelation and some camera motion that interferes with things. Music: The music rests nicely in the background, but is extremely cheesy and very repetitive.
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Creamed 2 (Anarchy)
Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/1/2005 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Johnny Thrust, Brett Rockman, Gisselle, Lyric, Reese, Cytherea, Lisa Nicole, Giselle Collins, Benjamin Brat, Laurel Berry
Studio: Python
Directed by: Erin Sky
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2003 Director: Erin Sky Cast: Cytherea, Giselle Collins, Laurel Berry, Lisa Nicole, Reese, Benjamin Brat, Brett Rockman, John West, and Johnny Thrust The Short Story Initial Expectations: After all Ive watched of Anarchys work I have quite a few expectations. None of them are good. Initial Reaction: Its about as exciting as putting back together used toilet paper. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars who dont care if they take real creampies or not Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real crampies or a movie where it feels like the people making it are passionate about porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and although I didnt hear too many background noises there was some noticeable dubbing. It also looked like some of the video might have been reused a few times during some of the scenes.
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Big Toys No Boys 3
Release date: 5/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005 by morgan8
Starring: Carmen, Jada Fire, Jada, Terri Summers, Sandra Romain, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Barbara Summer, Sativa Rose, Dillan Lauren, Sydnee Capri, Brooke Haven, Taylor Kurtis, Genesis Skye, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: How can you screw up a film featuring Ariana Jollee, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Katja Kassin, Barbara Summer and other very hot women? Horrible camera work, poor sound, and embarrassing lighing problems (someone continues to step in front of lights and the film darkens so you can barely see the action). Ariana coordinates and participates in the action, and each scene features 4-5 women engaging in wild, uninhibited sex with toys, lots of kissing, breast play, anal, strapons, dp, and squirting. Sadly, the cameraman is usually in the wrong place and misses the action, such as when Sandra is wearing a strapon and Ariana rides her cowgirl anal on the floor. Her apparent squirt is missed because the light is blocked by the cameraman. The editing is choppy, and overall the film is a big waste of talent and passion. The women were all outstanding, look great, and are obviously enjoying themselves. Worth a couple bucks to rent if you love Ariana and Sandra as I do just to see them making out.
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Nasty Art: Fleshtones
Release date: 6/17/2004
Reviewed on: 5/17/2005 by Domina (SGPC)
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Sasha, Obsession, Anastasia, Vanisha, Morgan March, Destiny St. Claire, Amarillis, Justine Kase, Sean McBride
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Nasty Art: Fleshtones Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Is it porn or is it art? Well, it certainly isn't art. NASTY ART: FLESHTONES, is pseudo-documentary of Irvin Bomb's art, a painter who creates art from porn. His paintings are not bad, but the film about his work really is. The set-up is, girls come to visit Irvin to get their pornographic portraits done. Supposedly these women are somebody's favorite porn starslets, but whose, I'm not sure, as they are barely average in both looks and performance. In fact their performance is very amateur, and not in a good way. These girls (in lesbian couples) perform for the camera and Irvin's easel. The sex is blah, the camerawork awkward and amateur, and worst of all the lighting is abrasive. I can actually count the pimples on some of the girl's asses. Sorry to be so harsh, but I'm sick of crappy porn that hails itself as art, when it isn't even good for porn standards.
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Can You Be a Pornstar? 3 & 4
Release date: 12/28/2004
Reviewed on: 5/10/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Maile, Heather Hunter, Mr. Marcus, Tabitha Stevens, Ian, Scott Styles, Sophie, Veronica Hart, Ava Vincent, Mary Carey, Boo Dilicious, Kris Slater, Demi Marx, Dick Smothers Jr., Matt Bixel, Jamie Brooks, Destiny St. Claire, Shy Love, The Drifter, Ava Cadell
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Can You Be a Pornstar, Episodes 3 and 4 might be used as a primer for aspiring smut sluts. However, it should not be construed as a true hardcore XXX feature. Episode 3 follows the lives of four porn star wannabes as they audition for a part in a movie and $100,000 cash. The girls, however, are anything but rookies to the jizz biz. Blonde Brit Jamie Brooks and brunettes Demi Marx, Kat, and Erica have been around for years, so experienced viewers will throw out the storyline immediately. This self-acclaimed reality story is shot in MTV-style, with lots of switches to black and white and tons of distracting editing cuts. Its also done in Playboy Channel fashion, which means there is really no hardcore sex (meaning boners and insertions) shown. The girls arrive at a house, welcomed by hostess Mary Carey. There are a series of interviews, posing sessions, more interviews, a shopping spree for dildos and toys, more interviews, some oil wrestling (with Tabitha Stevens hosting and Ginger Lynn, Mr. Marcus, and Veronica Hart judging), and a group therapy session with Dr.
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Private X-Treme 18: Eurobabes Take It To the Xtreme
Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by howie
Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Roly Reeves, Alexa Weix, Lauro Giotto, Timoti Hayd, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Simony Diamond, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Sylvie Taylor, Csoky Ice, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Directed by: David Perry
Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Raging Bull (2-disc special edition) This biopic of Jake La Motta paints an unsympathetic picture of the Bronx Bull and avoids any attempt at a feel-good Hollywood ending, both of which may have contributed to Raging Bull not winning Best Picture and Best Director for Scorcese. However, this movie almost appears unanimously in film critics top films of all time and it is highly recommended. Director: David Perry Running time: 1:46 My short review: This title drew my interest to see if David Perry was directing a pure gonzo flick for Private, which is a little out of the norm for them. It would be impossible to confuse Davids work with Antonio Adamos, especially if you have seen Davids work with Zero Tolerance.
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Secrets Of A Porn Talent Scout 1
Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alicia, Peter Romero, Sassy, Kylie Wilde, Jennifer Vale, Cynthia Pendragon, Leila Swan, Charles Paul
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Secrets of a Porn Talent Scout is a Peter Romero vehicle, starring Peter Romero, with Peter Romero doing his best Rodney Moore imitation. That is, he interviews each girl, asking inane, silly questions, then fucks them. The girls seem like new comers, almost naïve, staring at the camera during the sex and answering Romeros questions in stunted fashion. The babes range from gorgeous (Kylie Wylde) to semi-cute (Jennifer Vale, Leila Swan, and Cynthia Pendragon) to plain (Sassy and Alicia). Romero uses long setups before each scene, including a nearly 10-minute car chase in the opener with Kylie. The girls get interviewed, masturbate, and tease awhile before the action starts. The sex is basically uninteresting, with none of the girls showing much passion or heat. Leila gets to fuck her friend Charles instead of Peter, but both performers seem out to lunch. And his in-mouth cumshot could have been faked. If not for the presence of Kylie, this disc would have been a total waste of time.
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Killer Grip 2
Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005 by Subversive
Starring: Katy, Jon, Reka, Ricky, Vanda, Betty, Lucky, Thomas, Clark, Evelin, Claudia Ferrari, Jenny Sanders, Lilit, Gloria Gucci, Kitty Sixx, Honey Winter, Angela Winter, Sisi, Matt Bird
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Zora Banx
Review brief: Reviewers Note: In the interest of full disclosure it is important to note that I produce a series of amateur titles. My work is completely unrelated to the mainstream adult industry but I still feel it is important to mention. Quick Hit:Killer Girp#2 for me was another one of those porns that lives off it's catchy name alone. Zora Banx directs this disc of Euro Girls and their hand antics. If you are into the Euro Girl look this disc might be for you. If you are into really good hand jobs it probably isn't. DVD:Pretty standard Fare as far as DVD layout goes. Video quality is up to par, layout is clear and concise, navigation is straight forward. Extras include BTS, Photos, and previews. Scene 1: Kitty Six Kitty Six is a tall blonde with a nice rack, she starts out this disc with a moderately exuberant tug job. Her look of disinterest at some points seems to stage the stage for things to come. Scene 2: Claudia Ferrari Claudia is a spicy brunette with a euro Betty Page thing going on.
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Pick & Fuck
Release date: 1/26/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Green Light
Review brief: Pick and Fuck would be a better flick if it had decent-looking talent, better flow to the sex, and more interesting interviews. Other than that, this is a great DVD! Each of the five girls is interviewed before her scene. Unfortunately, the guy asking the questions sounds like hes just waking up from a weekend bender. It would be impossible to ask more inane, silly questions. The girls are all, at very best, B-listers. Haley Paige (batting leadoff) has had her moments of glory in the past, but when shes the best you can offer, you know this is problem porn. Roseanne Arquette look-alike Kelly Wells is next, and she looks like shed rather be at an IRS audit. Blond Jessica Popp has a terrific porn name, but she doesnt show much fire. Brunette Jackie Moore has been in more than 100 flicks and has lost whatever sexual appeal she might have once had.
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My Point Of View (Anarchy)
Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Alexandra, Monica, Robert Rosenberg, Karma, Aya, Iveta, Kristyna, Mr. Brown
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Chico
Review brief: My Point of View Studio: Anarchy Films Director: Chico Redfield Produced By: Rocky Black Year: 2003 Feature Time: 1:27:37 Extras: Bonus Scene and Trailers (0:39:08) Starring: Aya Karma Sabina Aneta Monica Alexandra Kristyna Themes: POV, European I wasn't really familiar with the studio Anarchy Films (who also appear to distribute the label Python Pictures) until their movies went on sale at a local smut shop. I picked up several, and while I wasn't blown away with their work, I thought a lot of it was pretty solid, including "Blasted," directed by Erin Sky, which I've previously reviewed. "My Point of View" is the first in a recurring series directed by Chico Redfield, and focusing of course on POV action. The style is meant to bring the viewer directly into the action by way of a "stunt dick." All of the sex is shot from the perspective of the male performer, also the director. I personally like the point of view genre, but it does have its detractors. The cute Aya is on the cover, which originally attracted me to the film.
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Taboo Sex Acts
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: My dictionary defines Taboo as: prohibited or forbidden by tradition. A prohibition placed on certain acts which makes them unmentionable. So one would expect to see something called TABOO SEX ACTS to feature incest or, at the very least, barebacking. Well, forget it. This is just another typically dull unimaginative piece of limp-dicked drivel from this repetitive and tiresome studio featuring less than average guys attempting to engage in bad sex. We begin with two guys in military fatigues. One is a skinny smirking redhead with a nice dick and pink pubes. Seeing his feet, it appears he has nail fungus. The other is a semi-pump brunet with a sore at the side of his mouth that may be herpes. You wouldnt want to climb in the sack with either. I suggest you turn the sound off or fast forward through the usual obnoxious banter that always begins these scenes. Talk of pussy and the guys telling when they last had some when probably the closest theyve come to ever seeing a naked woman was in getting a glimpse of Janet Jacksons boob at the Super Bowl.
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Smudge
Release date: 11/23/2004
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Rod Fontana, Rick Masters, Valentino, Catalina, John West, Burke, Scott Lyons, Dino Bravo, Gen Padova, Dirty Harry, Desire Moore, Lain, Lain Oi, Amanda Starr
Studio: Beaver Ranch
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 134 min. Production Date: 6 / 15 - 17 / 2004 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Catalina, Gen Padova, Desire Moore, Amanda Starr, Lain, John West, Rick Masters, Valentino, Scott Lyons, Dirty Harry, Dino Bravo, Burke, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: The only thing that gives me much hope here is Gen Padova. Initial Reaction: Im so happy with the guy who invented the fast forward button Id almost consider giving him a sponge bath with my tongue and apologizing for not having a towel. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks throwing up is sexy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks sex should be enjoyable The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit muffled, and some of the dialogue was hard to make out. The level also seems to vary slightly, which makes it even more difficult to make out at times. The video is also okay.
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Tomatoes
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005 by Flash
Starring: Jennifer Jordan, Reb Sawitz, Patti Snyder, Stephanie Sarver, Anna Travers, Donna Stanley, Tommy Toole, Heather Starr, Donna Rustle
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Review brief: If you are curious to see an early feature length adult film you might want to give this title a rent, however I wouldn't advise purchasing the film unless you know that you like it. For the films age, the transfer here is better than expected, so viewers shouldn't be disappointed. Viewers who are looking for a film with a full story or full sex scenes should skip this title.
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Outlaws
Release date: 10/25/2001
Reviewed on: 4/10/2005 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Missy, Ursula Moore, Jade, Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Mickey G., Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria De Sanchez, Antonella del Lago, Kristina Varga, Olivier Sanchez
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Review brief: Note: this review refers to the European Rocco e i magnifici 7 by Century productions, not the US version, Outlaws, distributed by Sin City. Rocco e i magnifici 7 Century If I was to suggest the whimsical western music that features throughout Rocco e I Magnifici 7 is actually more memorable than any of the action it accompanies, that might just give an indication of the quality of this spaghetti western. This really is a poor movie, blighted by dire direction, abysmal acting, desperate dubbing and execrable editing. The good It starts misleadingly well, with a montage of sepia-toned wanted posters introducing the cast, but when you notice that the number 7 has been somehow left off the title thats right, they have got the main title of the movie wrong - one gets the distinct impression that someone doesnt really care that much.
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Best by Private 53: Gang Bang Debauchery
Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 3/26/2005 by skronker
Starring: Monika, Frank Gun, Robert Rosenberg, Dayana Kill, Steve Holmes, Kevin Long, James Brossman, Sebastian Barrio, Franco Roccaforte, Victor Bacchus, Pascal St. James, Sunny Blue, Gina Blonde, Bob Terminator, Greg Centauro, Csoky Ice, Jean-Pierre Armand
Studio: Private
Review brief: There was a time when I eagerly rented Private tapes -- but it's been a few years. Once I discovered Christoph Clark's take on EuroBabe decadence and hard sex, the shortcomings of Private's "house style" were painfully obvious. The cheesy dubbing and voice-overs, the detachment caused by cameras held too far away from the action combined with extremely choppy edits that kill any sense of natural flow to a scene, the typically gorgeous all-natural women whose inherent sexuality seemed muted by the slick, formal production values: Even though some great performers have made their entry to porn through Private productions, almost any gonzo fare is hotter. The stuff is just dead in the water. This comp of gang bang scenes is a must-to-avoid. There's a funny glimpse of a younger Steve Holmes wearing only some goofy-looking briefs -- I laughed really hard for a second -- but otherwise, not much occasion for arousal. Sarah O'Neal, a very appealing Prague (or Buda) girl, has some good tease setting off a mini-bang session with the (usual) couchful of studs in nice suits and ties.
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Nasty Little Redhead
Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005 by Ogal Finklestein
Starring: Melanie Jagger, Allison Wyte, Amber Peach, Audrey Hollander, Ashley Haze
Studio: Smash Pictures
Review brief: Cons: * Out of the 5 girls listed, only 2 were redheads. * Too much talking from the camera guys. * Ugly camera guys. * The rough sex Audrey has is not my style. * Too much obvious fake moaning. Initially I spent time writing down what happens in all the scences, but I got tired of the crap I was watching to even care. Scene 1 -- cover girl Audrey Hollander ~16 mins She's a cute redhead. Only 1 of 2 redheads in this film. But her parts are too well used for my liking. After a brief introduction and a briefly poor masturbation scene, we find her indoors getting cocked like a fuck-doll. Definitely not my style and I jumped to the next scene when I first watched it. Too much anal: pile-driving, doggie-style, missionary, back to doggie-style. Not my thing. Scene 2 -- Ashley Haze ~17 mins A cute brunette. I fast forwarded through a lot of this.
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Big Omar's Arse Fucking Anal House
Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 3/22/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Omar Williams
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: In the mid 90s, IR was on the rise, but there wasnt enough Marcus, Lex or Sean to go around. Desperate times call for desperate measures. The VCA solution, Omar. This cat has been around for a while, but this is the 1st time Ive seen his work. The funny thing about Omar is he looks exactly like this cat who used to manage the Ms. Filed Cookie stand in the mall when I was in high school. This brotha had the same day old curl, and fucked all the below average, or over 35 women that worked in the mall. I aint hating, just reliving my youth. This one is going to be short, mostly because this title has a fatal flaw. The title of this feature did not match the content of the product. Nothing in this title was Big. And I cant even say that a 1/3 of the scenes were anal. Come on! Today you could have a title called Good Pussy and it might just be 100 anal, so why put anal in your title and not make the title at least 50 anal. I cant name a single girl in this title, and quite honest, nothing about it was memorable.
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Tommi Rose Exposed
Release date: 7/29/2004
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005 by cv
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, Halli Aston, Lee Stone, Tommi Rose, Abbey Andrew
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Tommi Rose is gorgeous stunner from the Midwest (her hair seems to straddle the blonde/brunette fence). To my knowledge, she doesn't do anal, but she's a solid vaginal performer who gets into her scenes. She also has the distinction of being a true size queen: she loves monster cocks. She is not a prolific performer, so I'm always intrigued when I see her name in the cast credits. The New Machine Exposure series are compilations which typically feature three scenes with the boxcover star, plus a couple of unrelated scenes thrown in. The reviews of other episodes have not been particularly enthusiastic, but I'm willing to give it a shot, especially for a full-blown hottie like Tommi Rose. Tommi Rose, Erik Everhart (from Up And Cummers 96) Canadian stud Erik is dining at the Y, Tommi's to be exact. Laying on the bed she rubs her thighs with her hands and giggles a bit, so she's probably liking where Erik has parked his tongue.
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Playing With Nautica Thorn
Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Brett Rockman, Nautica Thorn
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 8 / 10 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Nautica Thorn and you, played by Brett Rockman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchys virtual sex simulators have had some decent sex thats been ruined by poor technical abilities and tarnished further by an unrelenting streak of false advertising. Im expecting Nautica to put on a good show here and Anarchy to see what they can do to fuck it up just like they have on every other virtual sex DVD theyve released. Initial Reaction: Even without Anarchys lies its a yawn. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Nautica Thorn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done virtual sex DVD or what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary throughout the movie. The audio is normally pretty good, but some of it has a very noticeable hissing in the background. The video is nicely done. It has a hint of grain, but is normally well lit.
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Lauren Phoenix & Friends (New Machine)
Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Asia Carrera, Gina Ryder, Candy Licks, Jasmine Rose, Alana Moreno, Taya, Lauren Phoenix
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: The New Machine compilation train just keeps churning out the hits. Or lack thereof! Lauren Phoenix and Friends is the latest volume of the And Friends series, and its not any better than any of the others Ive reviewed. Basically, New Machine features one star performer, in this case Lauren, shows one scene from one of her New Machine features, then throws in a bunch of other clips of her so-called friends. My guess: Lauren isnt friends with any of these girls and probably hasnt even met most. This volume should have been titled B List Brunettes with Tats on Parade. I havent seen this much body ink since my last trip to the docks. Not only should most of these girls not be part of a compilation, they shouldnt have been allowed on the original feature. Aside from Asia Carrera and Gina Ryder, most of these are forgettable names (and bodies). Technically, the disc I watched had a very bad transfer from tape. The scenes were dark, with an almost brownish look to them.
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Oral Hygiene 5
Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Websters defines hygiene as cleanliness. Well, there is absolutely nothing clean about Oral Hygiene #5, a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible. Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight! Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and Im assuming it is Black who does the honors. Ive never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude! Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14.
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Cage (Hustler)
Release date: 11/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/14/2005 by Linus
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Cage Review: This disc proclaims to be "The Greatest XXX Anime Ever Made". That always aggrevates me to begin with, especially in a genre such as adult erotica. Different people are gonna have a wide variety of how they think something is, and it is just ridiculous to claim such things. If this disc was good or excellent in all the non viewpoint catagories, I could atleast see why the hype, but frankly, this disc is plastered full of errors and issues. It has no place to claim it is the Greatest of anything in my view. I always try to find some positives in anything, and there are a few periods where the sex is decent, but there is just flaw after flaw here, that really atleast in my view keep it from ever being anywhere near acceptable. The basic structure here, is that the disc is about 56 minutes long, and a 2 part movie with 28 minutes an episode. The story is often what really is aspiring in these Anime discs to me, many times other areas fall short, but usually the story atleast is somewhat interesting.
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Buckleroos 1
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/28/2005 by Dave
Starring: Dean Phoenix, Jake Andrews, Marcus Iron, Zak Spears, Brad Benton, Owen Hawk, Arpad Miklos, Todd Maxwell, Josh Hardman, Chris Wide, Mike Dasher, Ricky Martinez, Edu Boxer, Sam Shadon, Diego De LaHoya
Studio: Buckshot Productions
Directed by: Jerry Douglas, John Rutherford
Review brief: So this is the raved-about vid of the moment, but it's really boring. How do you make Marcus Iron boring? I would have thought it couldn't be done, but this one does. The sex is uninspired and it's buried under mountains of plot that the models are woefully unable to deliver. The whole thing is a disaster! Usually hot Owen Hawk comes off queeny. Marcus looks stoned. Dean Phoenix looks bedraggled. Maybe having Arpad Miklos perform by jerking off to himself in a mirror spares having to hear him butcher the dialogue, but it's way dumb. Rental only on this one, guys.
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Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 6/17/2005 by howie
Starring: Lil' Bit, Nikita Denise, Olivia Saint, Ashley Blue, Alaura Eden, Gala Cruz, Jackie Moore, Courtney Devine, Crystal Ray, Lauren Phoenix, Sophia Gently
Studio: Simon Wolf
Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Deadwood (Season 1) This HBO series is about the lawless town of Deadwood, Montana and its gold prospecting locals in the late 19th century. The series is highly entertaining. Running Time: 2:21 (not including the bonus scene) My very short review: This will be a very short review due to the fact that I had to watch this DVD on my laptops DVD-Rom. I usually type my reviews as Im watching the DVDs on my TV screen but my DVD player had some trouble reading this DVD. Anyway, this compilation consists of 7 interracial scenes with cheap production set-ups and productions dates from 2002 and 2003.
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Release date: 8/27/2002
Reviewed on: 6/14/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Shinichi Shimizu Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: Kamyla 1 was disturbing but interesting. Im curious to see how it finishes up. Initial Reaction: Sadly, it slides downhill to the finish and loses almost everything that was interesting about it originally. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something very different from the usual porn found in the United States Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all consensual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The dubbing is very clear and sounds as good as most cartoons out there. The video is extremely clear, but the animation is fairly primitive. Its about half way between Pokemon and the lower end of cartoons from the late sixties. Theres some motion, but many times its extremely limited. Music: The music is pretty typical for animation, and very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 1/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/10/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Rick Masters, Mia, Lena Ramon, Dino Bravo, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Andretti, Estrella Spangled, Celestia Star, Jonny Zinn
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Scott Morris
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: 9 / 14 / 2004 Director: S. Morris Cast: Lena Ramon, Estella Spangled, Celestia Star, Mia, Dino Bravo, Rick Masters, and Andrew Andretti The Short Story Initial Expectations: Heatwave hasnt went out of their way to impress me yet, but with Lena Ramon in this one Ive gotta check it out! Initial Reaction: S. Morris just earned himself a place on the list of directors Id rather avoid. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a porno that keeps the sex nicely captured and balanced The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is decently balanced, but there are a few minor background noises. The video is also okay. Its lit pretty well but there are some noticeable shadows. Theres also a bit of grain and pixelation and some camera motion that interferes with things. Music: The music rests nicely in the background, but is extremely cheesy and very repetitive.
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Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/1/2005 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Johnny Thrust, Brett Rockman, Gisselle, Lyric, Reese, Cytherea, Lisa Nicole, Giselle Collins, Benjamin Brat, Laurel Berry
Studio: Python
Directed by: Erin Sky
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2003 Director: Erin Sky Cast: Cytherea, Giselle Collins, Laurel Berry, Lisa Nicole, Reese, Benjamin Brat, Brett Rockman, John West, and Johnny Thrust The Short Story Initial Expectations: After all Ive watched of Anarchys work I have quite a few expectations. None of them are good. Initial Reaction: Its about as exciting as putting back together used toilet paper. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars who dont care if they take real creampies or not Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real crampies or a movie where it feels like the people making it are passionate about porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and although I didnt hear too many background noises there was some noticeable dubbing. It also looked like some of the video might have been reused a few times during some of the scenes.
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Release date: 5/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005 by morgan8
Starring: Carmen, Jada Fire, Jada, Terri Summers, Sandra Romain, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Barbara Summer, Sativa Rose, Dillan Lauren, Sydnee Capri, Brooke Haven, Taylor Kurtis, Genesis Skye, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: How can you screw up a film featuring Ariana Jollee, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Katja Kassin, Barbara Summer and other very hot women? Horrible camera work, poor sound, and embarrassing lighing problems (someone continues to step in front of lights and the film darkens so you can barely see the action). Ariana coordinates and participates in the action, and each scene features 4-5 women engaging in wild, uninhibited sex with toys, lots of kissing, breast play, anal, strapons, dp, and squirting. Sadly, the cameraman is usually in the wrong place and misses the action, such as when Sandra is wearing a strapon and Ariana rides her cowgirl anal on the floor. Her apparent squirt is missed because the light is blocked by the cameraman. The editing is choppy, and overall the film is a big waste of talent and passion. The women were all outstanding, look great, and are obviously enjoying themselves. Worth a couple bucks to rent if you love Ariana and Sandra as I do just to see them making out.
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Release date: 6/17/2004
Reviewed on: 5/17/2005 by Domina (SGPC)
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Sasha, Obsession, Anastasia, Vanisha, Morgan March, Destiny St. Claire, Amarillis, Justine Kase, Sean McBride
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Nasty Art: Fleshtones Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Is it porn or is it art? Well, it certainly isn't art. NASTY ART: FLESHTONES, is pseudo-documentary of Irvin Bomb's art, a painter who creates art from porn. His paintings are not bad, but the film about his work really is. The set-up is, girls come to visit Irvin to get their pornographic portraits done. Supposedly these women are somebody's favorite porn starslets, but whose, I'm not sure, as they are barely average in both looks and performance. In fact their performance is very amateur, and not in a good way. These girls (in lesbian couples) perform for the camera and Irvin's easel. The sex is blah, the camerawork awkward and amateur, and worst of all the lighting is abrasive. I can actually count the pimples on some of the girl's asses. Sorry to be so harsh, but I'm sick of crappy porn that hails itself as art, when it isn't even good for porn standards.
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Release date: 12/28/2004
Reviewed on: 5/10/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Maile, Heather Hunter, Mr. Marcus, Tabitha Stevens, Ian, Scott Styles, Sophie, Veronica Hart, Ava Vincent, Mary Carey, Boo Dilicious, Kris Slater, Demi Marx, Dick Smothers Jr., Matt Bixel, Jamie Brooks, Destiny St. Claire, Shy Love, The Drifter, Ava Cadell
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Can You Be a Pornstar, Episodes 3 and 4 might be used as a primer for aspiring smut sluts. However, it should not be construed as a true hardcore XXX feature. Episode 3 follows the lives of four porn star wannabes as they audition for a part in a movie and $100,000 cash. The girls, however, are anything but rookies to the jizz biz. Blonde Brit Jamie Brooks and brunettes Demi Marx, Kat, and Erica have been around for years, so experienced viewers will throw out the storyline immediately. This self-acclaimed reality story is shot in MTV-style, with lots of switches to black and white and tons of distracting editing cuts. Its also done in Playboy Channel fashion, which means there is really no hardcore sex (meaning boners and insertions) shown. The girls arrive at a house, welcomed by hostess Mary Carey. There are a series of interviews, posing sessions, more interviews, a shopping spree for dildos and toys, more interviews, some oil wrestling (with Tabitha Stevens hosting and Ginger Lynn, Mr. Marcus, and Veronica Hart judging), and a group therapy session with Dr.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by howie
Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Roly Reeves, Alexa Weix, Lauro Giotto, Timoti Hayd, Mya Diamond, Liz Honey, Simony Diamond, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Sylvie Taylor, Csoky Ice, Nikky Blond
Studio: Private
Directed by: David Perry
Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Raging Bull (2-disc special edition) This biopic of Jake La Motta paints an unsympathetic picture of the Bronx Bull and avoids any attempt at a feel-good Hollywood ending, both of which may have contributed to Raging Bull not winning Best Picture and Best Director for Scorcese. However, this movie almost appears unanimously in film critics top films of all time and it is highly recommended. Director: David Perry Running time: 1:46 My short review: This title drew my interest to see if David Perry was directing a pure gonzo flick for Private, which is a little out of the norm for them. It would be impossible to confuse Davids work with Antonio Adamos, especially if you have seen Davids work with Zero Tolerance.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alicia, Peter Romero, Sassy, Kylie Wilde, Jennifer Vale, Cynthia Pendragon, Leila Swan, Charles Paul
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Secrets of a Porn Talent Scout is a Peter Romero vehicle, starring Peter Romero, with Peter Romero doing his best Rodney Moore imitation. That is, he interviews each girl, asking inane, silly questions, then fucks them. The girls seem like new comers, almost naïve, staring at the camera during the sex and answering Romeros questions in stunted fashion. The babes range from gorgeous (Kylie Wylde) to semi-cute (Jennifer Vale, Leila Swan, and Cynthia Pendragon) to plain (Sassy and Alicia). Romero uses long setups before each scene, including a nearly 10-minute car chase in the opener with Kylie. The girls get interviewed, masturbate, and tease awhile before the action starts. The sex is basically uninteresting, with none of the girls showing much passion or heat. Leila gets to fuck her friend Charles instead of Peter, but both performers seem out to lunch. And his in-mouth cumshot could have been faked. If not for the presence of Kylie, this disc would have been a total waste of time.
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Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005 by Subversive
Starring: Katy, Jon, Reka, Ricky, Vanda, Betty, Lucky, Thomas, Clark, Evelin, Claudia Ferrari, Jenny Sanders, Lilit, Gloria Gucci, Kitty Sixx, Honey Winter, Angela Winter, Sisi, Matt Bird
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Zora Banx
Review brief: Reviewers Note: In the interest of full disclosure it is important to note that I produce a series of amateur titles. My work is completely unrelated to the mainstream adult industry but I still feel it is important to mention. Quick Hit:Killer Girp#2 for me was another one of those porns that lives off it's catchy name alone. Zora Banx directs this disc of Euro Girls and their hand antics. If you are into the Euro Girl look this disc might be for you. If you are into really good hand jobs it probably isn't. DVD:Pretty standard Fare as far as DVD layout goes. Video quality is up to par, layout is clear and concise, navigation is straight forward. Extras include BTS, Photos, and previews. Scene 1: Kitty Six Kitty Six is a tall blonde with a nice rack, she starts out this disc with a moderately exuberant tug job. Her look of disinterest at some points seems to stage the stage for things to come. Scene 2: Claudia Ferrari Claudia is a spicy brunette with a euro Betty Page thing going on.
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Release date: 1/26/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Green Light
Review brief: Pick and Fuck would be a better flick if it had decent-looking talent, better flow to the sex, and more interesting interviews. Other than that, this is a great DVD! Each of the five girls is interviewed before her scene. Unfortunately, the guy asking the questions sounds like hes just waking up from a weekend bender. It would be impossible to ask more inane, silly questions. The girls are all, at very best, B-listers. Haley Paige (batting leadoff) has had her moments of glory in the past, but when shes the best you can offer, you know this is problem porn. Roseanne Arquette look-alike Kelly Wells is next, and she looks like shed rather be at an IRS audit. Blond Jessica Popp has a terrific porn name, but she doesnt show much fire. Brunette Jackie Moore has been in more than 100 flicks and has lost whatever sexual appeal she might have once had.
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Release date: 9/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Alexandra, Monica, Robert Rosenberg, Karma, Aya, Iveta, Kristyna, Mr. Brown
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Chico
Review brief: My Point of View Studio: Anarchy Films Director: Chico Redfield Produced By: Rocky Black Year: 2003 Feature Time: 1:27:37 Extras: Bonus Scene and Trailers (0:39:08) Starring: Aya Karma Sabina Aneta Monica Alexandra Kristyna Themes: POV, European I wasn't really familiar with the studio Anarchy Films (who also appear to distribute the label Python Pictures) until their movies went on sale at a local smut shop. I picked up several, and while I wasn't blown away with their work, I thought a lot of it was pretty solid, including "Blasted," directed by Erin Sky, which I've previously reviewed. "My Point of View" is the first in a recurring series directed by Chico Redfield, and focusing of course on POV action. The style is meant to bring the viewer directly into the action by way of a "stunt dick." All of the sex is shot from the perspective of the male performer, also the director. I personally like the point of view genre, but it does have its detractors. The cute Aya is on the cover, which originally attracted me to the film.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: My dictionary defines Taboo as: prohibited or forbidden by tradition. A prohibition placed on certain acts which makes them unmentionable. So one would expect to see something called TABOO SEX ACTS to feature incest or, at the very least, barebacking. Well, forget it. This is just another typically dull unimaginative piece of limp-dicked drivel from this repetitive and tiresome studio featuring less than average guys attempting to engage in bad sex. We begin with two guys in military fatigues. One is a skinny smirking redhead with a nice dick and pink pubes. Seeing his feet, it appears he has nail fungus. The other is a semi-pump brunet with a sore at the side of his mouth that may be herpes. You wouldnt want to climb in the sack with either. I suggest you turn the sound off or fast forward through the usual obnoxious banter that always begins these scenes. Talk of pussy and the guys telling when they last had some when probably the closest theyve come to ever seeing a naked woman was in getting a glimpse of Janet Jacksons boob at the Super Bowl.
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Release date: 11/23/2004
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Rod Fontana, Rick Masters, Valentino, Catalina, John West, Burke, Scott Lyons, Dino Bravo, Gen Padova, Dirty Harry, Desire Moore, Lain, Lain Oi, Amanda Starr
Studio: Beaver Ranch
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 134 min. Production Date: 6 / 15 - 17 / 2004 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Catalina, Gen Padova, Desire Moore, Amanda Starr, Lain, John West, Rick Masters, Valentino, Scott Lyons, Dirty Harry, Dino Bravo, Burke, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: The only thing that gives me much hope here is Gen Padova. Initial Reaction: Im so happy with the guy who invented the fast forward button Id almost consider giving him a sponge bath with my tongue and apologizing for not having a towel. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks throwing up is sexy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks sex should be enjoyable The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit muffled, and some of the dialogue was hard to make out. The level also seems to vary slightly, which makes it even more difficult to make out at times. The video is also okay.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005 by Flash
Starring: Jennifer Jordan, Reb Sawitz, Patti Snyder, Stephanie Sarver, Anna Travers, Donna Stanley, Tommy Toole, Heather Starr, Donna Rustle
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Review brief: If you are curious to see an early feature length adult film you might want to give this title a rent, however I wouldn't advise purchasing the film unless you know that you like it. For the films age, the transfer here is better than expected, so viewers shouldn't be disappointed. Viewers who are looking for a film with a full story or full sex scenes should skip this title.
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Release date: 10/25/2001
Reviewed on: 4/10/2005 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Missy, Ursula Moore, Jade, Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Mickey G., Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria De Sanchez, Antonella del Lago, Kristina Varga, Olivier Sanchez
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Review brief: Note: this review refers to the European Rocco e i magnifici 7 by Century productions, not the US version, Outlaws, distributed by Sin City. Rocco e i magnifici 7 Century If I was to suggest the whimsical western music that features throughout Rocco e I Magnifici 7 is actually more memorable than any of the action it accompanies, that might just give an indication of the quality of this spaghetti western. This really is a poor movie, blighted by dire direction, abysmal acting, desperate dubbing and execrable editing. The good It starts misleadingly well, with a montage of sepia-toned wanted posters introducing the cast, but when you notice that the number 7 has been somehow left off the title thats right, they have got the main title of the movie wrong - one gets the distinct impression that someone doesnt really care that much.
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Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 3/26/2005 by skronker
Starring: Monika, Frank Gun, Robert Rosenberg, Dayana Kill, Steve Holmes, Kevin Long, James Brossman, Sebastian Barrio, Franco Roccaforte, Victor Bacchus, Pascal St. James, Sunny Blue, Gina Blonde, Bob Terminator, Greg Centauro, Csoky Ice, Jean-Pierre Armand
Studio: Private
Review brief: There was a time when I eagerly rented Private tapes -- but it's been a few years. Once I discovered Christoph Clark's take on EuroBabe decadence and hard sex, the shortcomings of Private's "house style" were painfully obvious. The cheesy dubbing and voice-overs, the detachment caused by cameras held too far away from the action combined with extremely choppy edits that kill any sense of natural flow to a scene, the typically gorgeous all-natural women whose inherent sexuality seemed muted by the slick, formal production values: Even though some great performers have made their entry to porn through Private productions, almost any gonzo fare is hotter. The stuff is just dead in the water. This comp of gang bang scenes is a must-to-avoid. There's a funny glimpse of a younger Steve Holmes wearing only some goofy-looking briefs -- I laughed really hard for a second -- but otherwise, not much occasion for arousal. Sarah O'Neal, a very appealing Prague (or Buda) girl, has some good tease setting off a mini-bang session with the (usual) couchful of studs in nice suits and ties.
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Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005 by Ogal Finklestein
Starring: Melanie Jagger, Allison Wyte, Amber Peach, Audrey Hollander, Ashley Haze
Studio: Smash Pictures
Review brief: Cons: * Out of the 5 girls listed, only 2 were redheads. * Too much talking from the camera guys. * Ugly camera guys. * The rough sex Audrey has is not my style. * Too much obvious fake moaning. Initially I spent time writing down what happens in all the scences, but I got tired of the crap I was watching to even care. Scene 1 -- cover girl Audrey Hollander ~16 mins She's a cute redhead. Only 1 of 2 redheads in this film. But her parts are too well used for my liking. After a brief introduction and a briefly poor masturbation scene, we find her indoors getting cocked like a fuck-doll. Definitely not my style and I jumped to the next scene when I first watched it. Too much anal: pile-driving, doggie-style, missionary, back to doggie-style. Not my thing. Scene 2 -- Ashley Haze ~17 mins A cute brunette. I fast forwarded through a lot of this.
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Release date: 7/4/2004
Reviewed on: 3/22/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Omar Williams
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: In the mid 90s, IR was on the rise, but there wasnt enough Marcus, Lex or Sean to go around. Desperate times call for desperate measures. The VCA solution, Omar. This cat has been around for a while, but this is the 1st time Ive seen his work. The funny thing about Omar is he looks exactly like this cat who used to manage the Ms. Filed Cookie stand in the mall when I was in high school. This brotha had the same day old curl, and fucked all the below average, or over 35 women that worked in the mall. I aint hating, just reliving my youth. This one is going to be short, mostly because this title has a fatal flaw. The title of this feature did not match the content of the product. Nothing in this title was Big. And I cant even say that a 1/3 of the scenes were anal. Come on! Today you could have a title called Good Pussy and it might just be 100 anal, so why put anal in your title and not make the title at least 50 anal. I cant name a single girl in this title, and quite honest, nothing about it was memorable.
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Release date: 7/29/2004
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005 by cv
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, Halli Aston, Lee Stone, Tommi Rose, Abbey Andrew
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Tommi Rose is gorgeous stunner from the Midwest (her hair seems to straddle the blonde/brunette fence). To my knowledge, she doesn't do anal, but she's a solid vaginal performer who gets into her scenes. She also has the distinction of being a true size queen: she loves monster cocks. She is not a prolific performer, so I'm always intrigued when I see her name in the cast credits. The New Machine Exposure series are compilations which typically feature three scenes with the boxcover star, plus a couple of unrelated scenes thrown in. The reviews of other episodes have not been particularly enthusiastic, but I'm willing to give it a shot, especially for a full-blown hottie like Tommi Rose. Tommi Rose, Erik Everhart (from Up And Cummers 96) Canadian stud Erik is dining at the Y, Tommi's to be exact. Laying on the bed she rubs her thighs with her hands and giggles a bit, so she's probably liking where Erik has parked his tongue.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Brett Rockman, Nautica Thorn
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 52 min. Production Date: 8 / 10 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Nautica Thorn and you, played by Brett Rockman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchys virtual sex simulators have had some decent sex thats been ruined by poor technical abilities and tarnished further by an unrelenting streak of false advertising. Im expecting Nautica to put on a good show here and Anarchy to see what they can do to fuck it up just like they have on every other virtual sex DVD theyve released. Initial Reaction: Even without Anarchys lies its a yawn. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Nautica Thorn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done virtual sex DVD or what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary throughout the movie. The audio is normally pretty good, but some of it has a very noticeable hissing in the background. The video is nicely done. It has a hint of grain, but is normally well lit.
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Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Asia Carrera, Gina Ryder, Candy Licks, Jasmine Rose, Alana Moreno, Taya, Lauren Phoenix
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: The New Machine compilation train just keeps churning out the hits. Or lack thereof! Lauren Phoenix and Friends is the latest volume of the And Friends series, and its not any better than any of the others Ive reviewed. Basically, New Machine features one star performer, in this case Lauren, shows one scene from one of her New Machine features, then throws in a bunch of other clips of her so-called friends. My guess: Lauren isnt friends with any of these girls and probably hasnt even met most. This volume should have been titled B List Brunettes with Tats on Parade. I havent seen this much body ink since my last trip to the docks. Not only should most of these girls not be part of a compilation, they shouldnt have been allowed on the original feature. Aside from Asia Carrera and Gina Ryder, most of these are forgettable names (and bodies). Technically, the disc I watched had a very bad transfer from tape. The scenes were dark, with an almost brownish look to them.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Websters defines hygiene as cleanliness. Well, there is absolutely nothing clean about Oral Hygiene #5, a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible. Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight! Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and Im assuming it is Black who does the honors. Ive never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude! Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14.
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Release date: 11/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/14/2005 by Linus
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Cage Review: This disc proclaims to be "The Greatest XXX Anime Ever Made". That always aggrevates me to begin with, especially in a genre such as adult erotica. Different people are gonna have a wide variety of how they think something is, and it is just ridiculous to claim such things. If this disc was good or excellent in all the non viewpoint catagories, I could atleast see why the hype, but frankly, this disc is plastered full of errors and issues. It has no place to claim it is the Greatest of anything in my view. I always try to find some positives in anything, and there are a few periods where the sex is decent, but there is just flaw after flaw here, that really atleast in my view keep it from ever being anywhere near acceptable. The basic structure here, is that the disc is about 56 minutes long, and a 2 part movie with 28 minutes an episode. The story is often what really is aspiring in these Anime discs to me, many times other areas fall short, but usually the story atleast is somewhat interesting.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 1/28/2005 by Dave
Starring: Dean Phoenix, Jake Andrews, Marcus Iron, Zak Spears, Brad Benton, Owen Hawk, Arpad Miklos, Todd Maxwell, Josh Hardman, Chris Wide, Mike Dasher, Ricky Martinez, Edu Boxer, Sam Shadon, Diego De LaHoya
Studio: Buckshot Productions
Directed by: Jerry Douglas, John Rutherford
Review brief: So this is the raved-about vid of the moment, but it's really boring. How do you make Marcus Iron boring? I would have thought it couldn't be done, but this one does. The sex is uninspired and it's buried under mountains of plot that the models are woefully unable to deliver. The whole thing is a disaster! Usually hot Owen Hawk comes off queeny. Marcus looks stoned. Dean Phoenix looks bedraggled. Maybe having Arpad Miklos perform by jerking off to himself in a mirror spares having to hear him butcher the dialogue, but it's way dumb. Rental only on this one, guys.
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