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Jenna Haze Is Ravaged
Release date: 11/1/2006
Reviewed on: 11/9/2006 by Bob
Starring: Jerry, Valentina, Mark Wood, Nasty, Jenna Haze, Marta, Carl Prince, Eddie J
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: "Jenna Haze is Ravaged" (and We are Ripped Off) Here's the skinny: The folks at Torrid Pictures took one Jenna Haze scene (shot not very well by Skeeter Kerkove) and packaged it with four awful, moldy-from-the-can Euro scenes (shot not at all by Skeeter Kerkove), slapped a killer photo of Jenna on the boxcover, proclaimed on the boxcover that the video was "Directed by Skeeter Kerkove", and sent the video out upon the waters. Ooops! I forgot to mention the front and back boxcover blurbs: "This is the most anal I've ever done!" --Jenna Haze "I never knew how much I loved anal 'til I made this film!" --Jenna Haze Tongue-in-cheek? I guess. But for some reason still infuriating. Jenna Haze is a great erotic performer and a hottie of the first magnitude. She's so good that she can even overcome Skeeter's lazy directing. Lazy? Think, harsh lighting. Think, Skeeter audible off-camera: "Open your ass cheeks, Jenna. Show your little butthole.
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Nasty Nymphos 32
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Caroline, Erik Everhard, Catalina, Justine Romee, Aurora Snow, Kacey, Jenna Haze
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: Performers: Aurora Snow, Caroline, Catalina, Jenna Haze, Justine Romee, Kacey, Bobby Vitale, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Vince Voyeur ..................... This is definitely an all-star cast. The girls are beautiful, the guys are the best in the business, but the sex was mediocre. The scene with Aurora Snow was ok. She's beautiful, her body is tight, it's ok. She does some anal but there isn't much ass being shown when she does it. It's mostly her just laying there on the ground with the guy behind her, spooning her. Nothing special or exciting. The Kacey scene was ok as well. Nothing special. The Jenna Haze scene was also kind of boring. The intro started a little nice. She seemed horny, had a big smile and a few laughs. But the sex was mediocre. Overall I was disappointed with this one. Great talent and mediocre sex.
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Fresh Outta High School (Digital Sin)
Release date: 6/8/2006
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
Starring: Erik Everhard, Sascha, Steven French, Mia Rose, Tiffany Rayne, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Franchezca Valentina, Tia Tanaka, Mike Adriano, Ava Rose
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Greg Lansky, Mike Adriano
Review brief: Performers: Ava Rose, Franchezca Valentina, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mia Rose, Tia Tanaka, Tiffany Rayne, Erik Everhard, Mike Adriano, Sascha, Steven French Director: Mike Adriano Studio: Digital Sin ......................................... I rented Fresh Outta High School 1 and was really disappointed. The girls are beautiful and the clothes selection is very sexy. The music is excellent, the lighting is also very good. So what went wrong? There was way too much pulling out. The guys would start fucking the girls and then stop every 10 seconds to pull out. I've never seen so much pulling out in a porno! You know the worst place to start eating a girl out? In the middle of a sex scene. I understand the ocassional blowjob during sex which is also annoying but eating a girl out during sex? The pace of this film was absolutely horrible. The guy sticks it in, pumps 4 times, pulls out, gets a bj, pumps 4 more times, pulls out, rinse and repeat. In one scene they go from doggystyle to reverse cowgirl.
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Sandy 92
Release date: 9/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/28/2006 by astroknight
Studio: Karen Kay
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Everybody Loves Big Boobies
Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 9/24/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brittany Andrews, Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Johnni Black, Holly Body, Taylor St. Clair, Angelica Sin, Tina Cheri, Jewel De'Nyle, John West, Keri Windsor, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, Bridgette Kerkove, Lee Stone, Kianna, Lana Cox, Briana Banks, Lezley Zen, Brittney Skye, Sondra Hall, Mary Carey, Lana Moore, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 222 min. (the front cover states 4 hours, or 240 minutes, and the back cover states 230 minutes in much smaller letters. Since the 4 hours is the really noticeable claim and that which would have been enough for another scene, I'm deducting a half point from the overall score) Production Date: 11 / 19 / 2003 Director: Various Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Taylor St. Clair, Alexandra Silk, Briana Banks, Jewel DeNyle, Renee LaRue, Brittany Skye, Johnni Black, Kylie Ireland, Lezley Zen, Angelica Sin, Kianna, Keri Windsor, Brittany Andrews, Tina Cheri, Stacy Valentine, Sondra Hall, Holly Body, Stormy, Mary Carey, Lana Moore, Kitten, John Decker, Lee Stone, Ian Daniels, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, John West, Talon, Mark Davis, Marty Romano, Joel Lawrence, Rich Handsome, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Julian, Alex Sanders, and The Short Story Initial Expectations: Well, Im not much of a big booby fan, but Adam & Eve has done a decent job on their compilations lately. I have a bit of hope here. Initial Reaction: Eh.
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Fucking Hostile (DVSX)
Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by dandaman
Starring: Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Dick Delaware, Talon, Dana Vespoli, Dirty Harry, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Andrew Andretti, Jasmine Byrne, Jack Venice, Gianna Lynn
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Fucking Hostile Studio: DVSX Category: All Sex Director: Craven Moorehead Starring: Sophia, Dana Vespoli, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne, Gianna Lynn Peremptory synopsis there's always a thin line between good and bad, between saint and sinner, but I can't find the difference between Rough and hostile, the start of this DVD that by the way is the first one of Craven Moorehead for DVSX, maybe the beginning of the first scene something like hostile, with the guns already drown, but that turn into a joke that I didn'y get it, Scene 1- Melissa Lauren Melissa is gun pointed and told that the ransom wasn't pay, the joke is the last request for her... They don't fuck her down there but the scene goes to a living romm. Scene 2- Jasmine Byrne She is spank by two guys, without us to know what she did wrong, that's not nice, and even when we know what she can do and with two guys, she is not anally fuck. Hope she does worse things next time.
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Anal MILF Cream Pie
Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/23/2006 by howie
Starring: Victoria Sin, Jacqueline Summers, Monica Breeze
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Director: None credited Running time: 2:13 Cast listing [cream pie(s)]: Scene 1 Kaylynn [2 in ass] with 2 guys Scene 2 Monica Breeze [2 in pussy] with 2 guys Scene 3 Jacqueline Summers [1 in pussy] with a guy Scene 4 Victoria Sin [1 in ass; 1 in pussy] with 2 guys My very short review: Anal MILF Cream Pie is from a new studio, White Ghetto Films, and is distributed by Devils Films. And based on first impressions, theres some work to do. Keep in mind that I dont dig the amateurish feel of pornos and this had a strong feel of that. First, having only 4 scenes is not going to endear you to porn consumers when 5 is the norm. If youre going to have only 4 scenes and no DVD extras, then you better make sure that the scenes are unbelievably hot with top list performers and these were neither. The sex action barely registered on the thermometer and the entire cast (male and female) was weak. Secondly, the same guy appears in 3 scenes wearing boxer briefs for the entire scene. He pokes his tool through the pee hole of the briefs but it looked freakin ridiculous.
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Asian Virtual 3: Ming Chen
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/23/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Ming Chen
Studio: Fantadream
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 57 min. (features); 10 min. (interactive) Production Date: 4 / 5 / 2001 Director: None credited Cast: Ming Chen and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent really heard anything about FantaDream or their virtual line. Im going into this one curious. Initial Reaction: Im not sure Ill remember this one past next week. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants more than just virtual sex or who wants virtual sex with Asian women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a competitive virtual sex title The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio has a decent balance, but feels a little mushy. The video also seems a little off. Theres a bit of pixelation, which might be there for a slightly artistic effect, but theres also a yellowish tinge to the scene that didnt work for me if the effects were meant to be artistic. On the plus side the feature is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic.
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I'm In the Nude For...?
Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/10/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Ben Press, Dick Wayne, Mel Rista, Stan Wood, Todd Adams
Studio: ARI
Review brief: These guys should have left their clothes on. I was tempted to submit my review with just that one sentence, but you deserve an explanation. I had never heard of this film when it was a lowly VHS, and rightly so. It consists of three scenes. The first begins as some kind of contest. Three men are dancing nude. As the best looking one is elminated it must be a dog show. Later things turn into a sort of free-for-all. IT's like one of the early ManPlay series, except here the guys are less than average, the lighting is poor, and the photography is the shits. You can't tell who is doing what to whom, but you won't care. At one point one of the guys shows he can suck his own dick. Those 20 seconds are the only highlight. Two bedroom scenes follow. In the first, two young twinks suck cock for ages and then fuck. In the second, two young guys (not bad at all to be honest) suck and fuck.
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World Poke Her Tour
Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Terrible Teens 3 (Fusxion)
Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 5/6/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Jon Dough, Jay Ashley, Dillon, Mark Ashley, Nautica Thorn, Jessica Sweet, Lee Ann, Teagan Presley, Vickie Powell, Naudia Nyce
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 21, 22 / 2004, 2 / 5, 12 / 2004 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Vickie Powell, Dillon, Teagan Presley, Mark Ashley, Lee Ann, Jay Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, and Jon Dough The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been quite a while since I checked out one of Pat Mynes movies, but hes been a director that seems to fly under the radar of a lot of people while putting out some darn good movies. Im looking forward to taking another look at his work here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but not as good as I expected from Pat. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a good range of sex with barely legal girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy anal emphasis The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced, including Pats comments from behind the camera, but there are a couple background noises which pop up. The video isnt quite as good.
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Game Is Afoot, The
Release date: 11/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Cassandra Knight, Amber Michaels, Zana, Calli Cox, Cleo Nicole, Julie Simone, Talia Monet, Courtney Chambers, Karina Santos, Liz Tyler, Lexia, Sara Nychols, Jodi Baldwin, Ava Barton
Studio: Harmony Concepts
Directed by: Oak O'Kork
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 9 / 15 / 2002 Director: Jon Woods Cast: Karina Santos, Amber Michaels, Sara Nychols, Julie Simone, Talia Monet, Cleo Nichole, Liz Tyler, Calli Cox, Jodi Baldwin, Cassandra Knight, Courtney Chambers, Ava Barton, Lexia, Zana, Ikaras, and Leonard Ayresteel The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent had the best of luck with the movies Ive checked out from Harmony, and their authoring doesnt help a single thing. Im a little leery going into this one, but with a shoe and foot fetish aspect worked into this one I do have a little hope. Initial Reaction: This one just didnt do it for me. Who Should Watch It : Rope bondage fans Who Should Avoid It: Foot and shoe fetish fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is a little hollow, but there are very few background noises. The video is also well done, and in fact is very impressive for a fetish release. Its nicely lit and only has a hint of grain.
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Midnight Prowl
Release date: 1/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Erik Everhard, Joey Ray, Lisa Marie, Soma, Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Petal, Strawberry Tart, Frank Tusion, Gary Midget, Dawn Ivy
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Khan Tusion
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 122 min. Production Date: 8 / 29, 10 / 18, 11 / 22 / 2003, 3 / 12 / 2004 Director: Khan Tusion Cast: Ariana Jollee, Cris Taliana, Kayla Marie, Lisa Marie, Petal, Soma, Strawberry Tart, Erik Everhard, Joey Ray, Frank Tusion, and Gary Midget The Short Story Initial Expectations: I have a hard time getting too excited about anything with a JM stamp on it. Initial Reaction: I was ready to turn it off before the first scene was even half done. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Whoever can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. Although there are a fair amount of background noises, the only one that really holds the movie back is Khan Tusions voice. The video is okay. Its nicely lit and theres only a touch of softness to it. Theres a little camera motion, but thats to be expected with movies like this. Theres also quite a few shots of the cameramen and cameras.
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Seduced Into Submission
Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Mistress Anjelika, Drew Mesi
Studio: Fetish Dreams
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 1998 Director: Neville Chambers in the opening menu, Leslie Savage in the closing menu Cast: Mistress Anjelika and Drew Masi The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmmmm. Femdom movies normally interest me, but Metros Fetish Dreams line has often left plenty to be desired. I want to go into this one with some expectations, but I just cant. Initial Reaction: Its not bad, but its far from great too. Who Should Watch It : Major femdom fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty well balanced, but it also sounds like theres an industrial fan or two running in the room. You also get some frequent traffic noises. The video is pretty well lit, but a little soft. Music: Theres a little music at the start of the movie, but not a lot of it. The music reminds one of why people often makes fun of porno music.
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Kandi Peach Productions 17: Kitten's Black and White Mini Gangbang
Release date: 12/7/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Kitten
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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How To Fuck Like a Porn Star
Release date: 3/20/2006
Reviewed on: 4/7/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Talon, Lauren Phoenix
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Directed by: John Village
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: 8 / 31 / 2005 Director: John Village Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Talon, and a blonde The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmmmm. This one really has me curious. Im not sure if this is a serious instructional release or a comedy. Initial Reaction: Its a joke, and not the funny kind. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Lauren Phoenix fans and Lauren Phoenix herself Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for sexual instruction The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit of a mixed bag. The audio is very well done. Its nicely balanced and clear, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video, however, lacks quite a bit. It all nicely lit and thankfully doesnt have any camera motion to interfere with it, but it varies from being a little too much on the soft side to looking like it was shot with beer goggles. Music: Theres some soft music through almost the entire release thats very nicely done.
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Violation Of Hillary Scott
Release date: 4/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/1/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Kami Andrews, Annie Cruz, Veronica Lynn, Hillary Scott, Tiffany Holiday, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Talore, Carmen Sancha
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 7 / 20 / 2005 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Annie Cruz, Brandy Talore, Carmen Sanchez, Cindy Crawford, Gen Padova, Kami Andrews, Sammie Rhodes, Tiffany Holiday, Veronica Lynn, and of course, Hillary Scott The Short Story Initial Expectations: The little Ive seen of this series hasnt been very memorable, but Hillary Scott has really been amazing me lately. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its more memorable than I expected, but not in the good way. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Hillary Scott fans Who Should Avoid It: Most anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is decently balanced between the girls, but you also get to hear the girls get directions from behind the camera thats as loud as they are if not louder. The video is also okay. It has just a hint of grain along with a few shadows, but theres also a few places where it seems to break down.
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Major Slut
Release date: 5/31/2002
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by NeoBumCleaver
Starring: Marc Wallice, Don Fernando, Shawnee Cates, Tony Martino, Tiffany Wong, Natasia
Studio: Cream
Review brief: Introduction Major Slut is the first and hopefully last film I ever view from Cream Entertainment. It deals with the adventures of a hot slutty army chick who happens to be named Major Slut. This is one of the more unimpressive pornos Ive seen in a while. The first thing that happened when I put Major Slut in the dvd player was I was treated to a bunch of advertisements, mostly for phone sex numbers. The movies menu called the commercial a trailer. the funny thing about it is Ive probably watched these commercials more than Ive watched the movie. These one minute little clips are better than the film Major Slut. Most of them are just a girl sucking a dick and telling you to call the number, but they say some pretty hot dirty talk while theyre trying to get into your wallet so its kind of hot. When all the advertisements were over the menu for the movie came on. I clicked on play movie and my adventure, or perhaps misadventure with Major Slut began. Plot The entire movie of Major Slut seems to be a series of dreams playing out in the character, Major Sluts head.
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Bi Naturals 2
Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 3/12/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Sylvia, Tera Joy, Martina Reitoralova, Lenka Sviglerova, Rostislav Maly, John Swiss, Peter Stallion, Ronnie Wilson, Ivan Bartok, Erik Koller, Vasil Dudlajev
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: BI NATURALS 2 once again confirms the old adage that sequels are never as good as the originals. With a different cast and director and actually only having two scenes that are broken up into two parts and giving little setup to the action, its a hastily assembled and poorly photographed and edited non-entity. Not only were they guys better looking than the girls (although some of them were no more than average) the girls should require licenses and would need to board in a kennel. It opens with two of these un-lovelies seated by the road as two young studs pull up in a white car. The get out to chat andleaving the car in the roadwalk down the road to where there was a blue blanket spread out. I thought I was seeing double for a moment and wondered what the hell was in my drink, when I discovered that there were two other guys there on a yellow blanket. We cut back and forth between the two trios and then concentrate on the blue blanket groupTerenza, Jura, and Petr. When Terenza a sucks dick, she stares into the camera ruining any erotic stimulus.
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Joint Sex Venture
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jupy Bertocchi, Matteo Brandi, Andrea Greco, Denny Martini, David Nardi, Danny Pacino, Jan Tonello, Simone Vitali
Studio: All Male Studio
Directed by: Franco Minnelli
Review brief: If you dont believe the music in the background can totally ruin a film then check this one out. The music consists of a guy on the piano who plays the same two bars of music over and over ad nauseum: duh dee duh dum dum, duh dee duh dum dum. Its like the notorious Chinese water torture. The only way one can get into the film is to mute the fucking piano or speed things up to 2x which also kills the sound and watch this as a silent film. Its in Italian with subtitles so you wont miss anything. I like to practice my limited Italian so I was pissed off. ARGH! As to the film itself it has a plot to move things along. Two young ragazzi need a place to stay and agree to let an older guy fuck them once a month for 20 off the rent. The film opens with him fucking one of the boys. This kid has more piercings than a pincushion and is rather scruffy. Hes an amorous little beast however, kissing the landlord with that pierced tongue and giving up his ass without qualm. The landlord leaves his shirt on for the fuck so I know little about his physique. He has a pretty big cock.
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Bitches In Heat 3 (Hustler)
Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Holly Wellin, Monique Madison, Gianna Lynn, Sahara Knite, Georgia Peach, Emilianna, Fallon Summers, Codi Milo
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: There are two things that keep Bitches in Heat #3 from being a terrific flick. One is Mrthe other is Pete. If ever there was a case of a person over directing, this is it. Admittedly, Ive never been a big fan of Mr. Pete, either as a performer or as a director. But I went into this review without prejudice (I swear, Your Honor!). But, to be blunt, he has made this potentially great flick unwatchable. I believe most viewers watch an all-girl lezfest in order to see beautiful women making love to (or fucking the hell out of) each other. I imagine most lesbians view these types of films just as hetero couples watch straight porn and gays watch gay porn. So why in the world would Mr. Pete, as director, impose himself in every scene? Does he believe that lesbians (and, for that matter, all viewers) will not mind that theres a MAN injecting himself into what was supposed to be an all-girl feature? For Petes sake, what was the guy thinking? He has lined up an impressive cast, including such lovelies as Georgia Peach, Fallon Summers, and Courtney Simpson.
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New York City Pro
Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 2/25/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Andy Fuller, Ace, Leo Ford, Tony Peters, Joe Domenico, Buck Ryan, Brian Miles
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Alan Purnell
Review brief: I first saw Leo Ford in a little theatre off Times Square. The film was J. Brians Flashback. It featured Leo along with his then lover Jamie Wingo. Leo, whose real name was Leo Higeford, was beautiful, slender, and a natural blond. I fell instantly in love. Jamie was cute, but Leo was perfection. When Jamie sucked Leos delightful cock, I seethed with envy. When Leo went down on Jamie I was beside myself. Although I had never been fucked, when Leo fucked Jamie I was willing to let him do the same to me. But the ultimate moment arrived when Leo lifted his legs and Jamies cock entered into Leo. I came in my pants. I hadnt touched myself and yet I came right there in the theatre. I was terribly embarrassed and afraid to leave after the film was over. There was nothing for it but to stay there and watch that scene again. For many years that remained my favorite scene in all porn and Leo the main object of my fantasies. NEW YORK CITY PRO cant hold a candle to J. Brians Flashback nor to other films with this remarkable performer.
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English Punishment Series 37
Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006 by astroknight
Studio: California Star
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 1 / 24 / 2004, 3 / 3, 23 / 2004, 5 / 4, 5 / 2004, 6 / 28 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: None credited The Short Story Initial Expectations: The only compilation Ive seen from California Star, Tied & Tickled Classics 25, didnt impress me. I cant get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: Theres a few good moments, but its a pretty hacked up and hacked up compilation. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about California Stars english spanking style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting full scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio often has a hiss in the background, and the level varies slightly throughout the movie. Theres also a few minor background noises. The video is much the same. Its nicely lit, but theres a fair amount of grain, some fast camera motion, and even a little soft focus blurring. Music: Theres a little music at the start of each scene.
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Sobe Girls 2
Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/29/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Vanessa, Lucy, Leann, Laticia
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Miami Mike
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 62 min. (cover states approx. 75 min.) Production Date: March 2003 (movie); 8 / 2004 (cover) Director: Miami Mike Cast: Laticia, Maria, Leann, Lucy, Vanessa, and a few guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I really enjoy amateur movies, but having Gen XXX on the label takes away a lot of the hope I have. Initial Reaction: Extreme disappointment. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Latin girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn that shows a love of women, decent technical aspects, or a variety of sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely amateurish. The audio has lots of background noises and the balance isnt always the best. The video is pretty well lit, but has most of the limitations youd expect for sex scenes shot on a small boat. Music: None Menus: The main menu is pretty basic, and blends a bit of the movie with a still.
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Flawless 3 (Metro)
Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Asia Carrera, Randy Spears, Cheyenne Silver, Noname Jane, Tanya Danielle, Nina Ferrari, Tawny Roberts, Sydnee Steele, Zora Banx, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all.
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Release date: 11/1/2006
Reviewed on: 11/9/2006 by Bob
Starring: Jerry, Valentina, Mark Wood, Nasty, Jenna Haze, Marta, Carl Prince, Eddie J
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: "Jenna Haze is Ravaged" (and We are Ripped Off) Here's the skinny: The folks at Torrid Pictures took one Jenna Haze scene (shot not very well by Skeeter Kerkove) and packaged it with four awful, moldy-from-the-can Euro scenes (shot not at all by Skeeter Kerkove), slapped a killer photo of Jenna on the boxcover, proclaimed on the boxcover that the video was "Directed by Skeeter Kerkove", and sent the video out upon the waters. Ooops! I forgot to mention the front and back boxcover blurbs: "This is the most anal I've ever done!" --Jenna Haze "I never knew how much I loved anal 'til I made this film!" --Jenna Haze Tongue-in-cheek? I guess. But for some reason still infuriating. Jenna Haze is a great erotic performer and a hottie of the first magnitude. She's so good that she can even overcome Skeeter's lazy directing. Lazy? Think, harsh lighting. Think, Skeeter audible off-camera: "Open your ass cheeks, Jenna. Show your little butthole.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Caroline, Erik Everhard, Catalina, Justine Romee, Aurora Snow, Kacey, Jenna Haze
Studio: Anabolic
Review brief: Performers: Aurora Snow, Caroline, Catalina, Jenna Haze, Justine Romee, Kacey, Bobby Vitale, Erik Everhard, Jon Dough, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Vince Voyeur ..................... This is definitely an all-star cast. The girls are beautiful, the guys are the best in the business, but the sex was mediocre. The scene with Aurora Snow was ok. She's beautiful, her body is tight, it's ok. She does some anal but there isn't much ass being shown when she does it. It's mostly her just laying there on the ground with the guy behind her, spooning her. Nothing special or exciting. The Kacey scene was ok as well. Nothing special. The Jenna Haze scene was also kind of boring. The intro started a little nice. She seemed horny, had a big smile and a few laughs. But the sex was mediocre. Overall I was disappointed with this one. Great talent and mediocre sex.
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Release date: 6/8/2006
Reviewed on: 10/5/2006 by DancesWithPorn
Starring: Erik Everhard, Sascha, Steven French, Mia Rose, Tiffany Rayne, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Franchezca Valentina, Tia Tanaka, Mike Adriano, Ava Rose
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Greg Lansky, Mike Adriano
Review brief: Performers: Ava Rose, Franchezca Valentina, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mia Rose, Tia Tanaka, Tiffany Rayne, Erik Everhard, Mike Adriano, Sascha, Steven French Director: Mike Adriano Studio: Digital Sin ......................................... I rented Fresh Outta High School 1 and was really disappointed. The girls are beautiful and the clothes selection is very sexy. The music is excellent, the lighting is also very good. So what went wrong? There was way too much pulling out. The guys would start fucking the girls and then stop every 10 seconds to pull out. I've never seen so much pulling out in a porno! You know the worst place to start eating a girl out? In the middle of a sex scene. I understand the ocassional blowjob during sex which is also annoying but eating a girl out during sex? The pace of this film was absolutely horrible. The guy sticks it in, pumps 4 times, pulls out, gets a bj, pumps 4 more times, pulls out, rinse and repeat. In one scene they go from doggystyle to reverse cowgirl.
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Release date: 9/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/28/2006 by astroknight
Studio: Karen Kay
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 9/24/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brittany Andrews, Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Johnni Black, Holly Body, Taylor St. Clair, Angelica Sin, Tina Cheri, Jewel De'Nyle, John West, Keri Windsor, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, Bridgette Kerkove, Lee Stone, Kianna, Lana Cox, Briana Banks, Lezley Zen, Brittney Skye, Sondra Hall, Mary Carey, Lana Moore, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 222 min. (the front cover states 4 hours, or 240 minutes, and the back cover states 230 minutes in much smaller letters. Since the 4 hours is the really noticeable claim and that which would have been enough for another scene, I'm deducting a half point from the overall score) Production Date: 11 / 19 / 2003 Director: Various Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Taylor St. Clair, Alexandra Silk, Briana Banks, Jewel DeNyle, Renee LaRue, Brittany Skye, Johnni Black, Kylie Ireland, Lezley Zen, Angelica Sin, Kianna, Keri Windsor, Brittany Andrews, Tina Cheri, Stacy Valentine, Sondra Hall, Holly Body, Stormy, Mary Carey, Lana Moore, Kitten, John Decker, Lee Stone, Ian Daniels, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, John West, Talon, Mark Davis, Marty Romano, Joel Lawrence, Rich Handsome, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Julian, Alex Sanders, and The Short Story Initial Expectations: Well, Im not much of a big booby fan, but Adam & Eve has done a decent job on their compilations lately. I have a bit of hope here. Initial Reaction: Eh.
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Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by dandaman
Starring: Sophia, Cheyne Collins, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, Dick Delaware, Talon, Dana Vespoli, Dirty Harry, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Andrew Andretti, Jasmine Byrne, Jack Venice, Gianna Lynn
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: Fucking Hostile Studio: DVSX Category: All Sex Director: Craven Moorehead Starring: Sophia, Dana Vespoli, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne, Gianna Lynn Peremptory synopsis there's always a thin line between good and bad, between saint and sinner, but I can't find the difference between Rough and hostile, the start of this DVD that by the way is the first one of Craven Moorehead for DVSX, maybe the beginning of the first scene something like hostile, with the guns already drown, but that turn into a joke that I didn'y get it, Scene 1- Melissa Lauren Melissa is gun pointed and told that the ransom wasn't pay, the joke is the last request for her... They don't fuck her down there but the scene goes to a living romm. Scene 2- Jasmine Byrne She is spank by two guys, without us to know what she did wrong, that's not nice, and even when we know what she can do and with two guys, she is not anally fuck. Hope she does worse things next time.
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Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/23/2006 by howie
Starring: Victoria Sin, Jacqueline Summers, Monica Breeze
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Director: None credited Running time: 2:13 Cast listing [cream pie(s)]: Scene 1 Kaylynn [2 in ass] with 2 guys Scene 2 Monica Breeze [2 in pussy] with 2 guys Scene 3 Jacqueline Summers [1 in pussy] with a guy Scene 4 Victoria Sin [1 in ass; 1 in pussy] with 2 guys My very short review: Anal MILF Cream Pie is from a new studio, White Ghetto Films, and is distributed by Devils Films. And based on first impressions, theres some work to do. Keep in mind that I dont dig the amateurish feel of pornos and this had a strong feel of that. First, having only 4 scenes is not going to endear you to porn consumers when 5 is the norm. If youre going to have only 4 scenes and no DVD extras, then you better make sure that the scenes are unbelievably hot with top list performers and these were neither. The sex action barely registered on the thermometer and the entire cast (male and female) was weak. Secondly, the same guy appears in 3 scenes wearing boxer briefs for the entire scene. He pokes his tool through the pee hole of the briefs but it looked freakin ridiculous.
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Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/23/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Ming Chen
Studio: Fantadream
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 57 min. (features); 10 min. (interactive) Production Date: 4 / 5 / 2001 Director: None credited Cast: Ming Chen and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent really heard anything about FantaDream or their virtual line. Im going into this one curious. Initial Reaction: Im not sure Ill remember this one past next week. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants more than just virtual sex or who wants virtual sex with Asian women Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a competitive virtual sex title The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio has a decent balance, but feels a little mushy. The video also seems a little off. Theres a bit of pixelation, which might be there for a slightly artistic effect, but theres also a yellowish tinge to the scene that didnt work for me if the effects were meant to be artistic. On the plus side the feature is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/10/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Ben Press, Dick Wayne, Mel Rista, Stan Wood, Todd Adams
Studio: ARI
Review brief: These guys should have left their clothes on. I was tempted to submit my review with just that one sentence, but you deserve an explanation. I had never heard of this film when it was a lowly VHS, and rightly so. It consists of three scenes. The first begins as some kind of contest. Three men are dancing nude. As the best looking one is elminated it must be a dog show. Later things turn into a sort of free-for-all. IT's like one of the early ManPlay series, except here the guys are less than average, the lighting is poor, and the photography is the shits. You can't tell who is doing what to whom, but you won't care. At one point one of the guys shows he can suck his own dick. Those 20 seconds are the only highlight. Two bedroom scenes follow. In the first, two young twinks suck cock for ages and then fuck. In the second, two young guys (not bad at all to be honest) suck and fuck.
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Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony T., Tommy Gunn, Taylor Rain, Jessica Jaymes, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Stacy Thorn, Haley Paige
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Bill Maroni
Review brief: World Poke Her Tour is the busted straight of porn movies. Considering the hot girls who first sit down at the green felt table, this one could have been a royal flush. But watching this boring flick is like sitting in a Hold em game for an hour without playing a hand. The problem isnt the girls, who are among my favorites: Stacy Thorn, Dillan Lauren, Brooke Haven, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, and Marlena (in order of appearance). Whats wrong here is that all the girls have to fuck guys on a setthe same set, in fact. So we get to watch six sex scenes with the same stark background. In addition, the sex is by the numbers. The girls, for the most part, look as bored as the viewer feels. There is little spark between the performers making the action repetitive and uninteresting. This despite the fact that every scene involves anal sex, A2M and facials. The final scene, the one were supposed to remember forever as the credits roll, is a masturbation solo by Marlena.
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Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 5/6/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Jon Dough, Jay Ashley, Dillon, Mark Ashley, Nautica Thorn, Jessica Sweet, Lee Ann, Teagan Presley, Vickie Powell, Naudia Nyce
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 116 min. Production Date: 1 / 21, 22 / 2004, 2 / 5, 12 / 2004 Director: Pat Myne Cast: Vickie Powell, Dillon, Teagan Presley, Mark Ashley, Lee Ann, Jay Ashley, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Nyce, Nautica Thorn, and Jon Dough The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been quite a while since I checked out one of Pat Mynes movies, but hes been a director that seems to fly under the radar of a lot of people while putting out some darn good movies. Im looking forward to taking another look at his work here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but not as good as I expected from Pat. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a good range of sex with barely legal girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy anal emphasis The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is nicely balanced, including Pats comments from behind the camera, but there are a couple background noises which pop up. The video isnt quite as good.
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Release date: 11/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Cassandra Knight, Amber Michaels, Zana, Calli Cox, Cleo Nicole, Julie Simone, Talia Monet, Courtney Chambers, Karina Santos, Liz Tyler, Lexia, Sara Nychols, Jodi Baldwin, Ava Barton
Studio: Harmony Concepts
Directed by: Oak O'Kork
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 9 / 15 / 2002 Director: Jon Woods Cast: Karina Santos, Amber Michaels, Sara Nychols, Julie Simone, Talia Monet, Cleo Nichole, Liz Tyler, Calli Cox, Jodi Baldwin, Cassandra Knight, Courtney Chambers, Ava Barton, Lexia, Zana, Ikaras, and Leonard Ayresteel The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent had the best of luck with the movies Ive checked out from Harmony, and their authoring doesnt help a single thing. Im a little leery going into this one, but with a shoe and foot fetish aspect worked into this one I do have a little hope. Initial Reaction: This one just didnt do it for me. Who Should Watch It : Rope bondage fans Who Should Avoid It: Foot and shoe fetish fans The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is a little hollow, but there are very few background noises. The video is also well done, and in fact is very impressive for a fetish release. Its nicely lit and only has a hint of grain.
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Release date: 1/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/13/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Erik Everhard, Joey Ray, Lisa Marie, Soma, Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Petal, Strawberry Tart, Frank Tusion, Gary Midget, Dawn Ivy
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Khan Tusion
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 122 min. Production Date: 8 / 29, 10 / 18, 11 / 22 / 2003, 3 / 12 / 2004 Director: Khan Tusion Cast: Ariana Jollee, Cris Taliana, Kayla Marie, Lisa Marie, Petal, Soma, Strawberry Tart, Erik Everhard, Joey Ray, Frank Tusion, and Gary Midget The Short Story Initial Expectations: I have a hard time getting too excited about anything with a JM stamp on it. Initial Reaction: I was ready to turn it off before the first scene was even half done. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Whoever can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. Although there are a fair amount of background noises, the only one that really holds the movie back is Khan Tusions voice. The video is okay. Its nicely lit and theres only a touch of softness to it. Theres a little camera motion, but thats to be expected with movies like this. Theres also quite a few shots of the cameramen and cameras.
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Mistress Anjelika, Drew Mesi
Studio: Fetish Dreams
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 1998 Director: Neville Chambers in the opening menu, Leslie Savage in the closing menu Cast: Mistress Anjelika and Drew Masi The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmmmm. Femdom movies normally interest me, but Metros Fetish Dreams line has often left plenty to be desired. I want to go into this one with some expectations, but I just cant. Initial Reaction: Its not bad, but its far from great too. Who Should Watch It : Major femdom fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting actual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty well balanced, but it also sounds like theres an industrial fan or two running in the room. You also get some frequent traffic noises. The video is pretty well lit, but a little soft. Music: Theres a little music at the start of the movie, but not a lot of it. The music reminds one of why people often makes fun of porno music.
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Release date: 12/7/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Kitten
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 3/20/2006
Reviewed on: 4/7/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Talon, Lauren Phoenix
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
Directed by: John Village
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: 8 / 31 / 2005 Director: John Village Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Talon, and a blonde The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hmmmmmmm. This one really has me curious. Im not sure if this is a serious instructional release or a comedy. Initial Reaction: Its a joke, and not the funny kind. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Lauren Phoenix fans and Lauren Phoenix herself Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for sexual instruction The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit of a mixed bag. The audio is very well done. Its nicely balanced and clear, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video, however, lacks quite a bit. It all nicely lit and thankfully doesnt have any camera motion to interfere with it, but it varies from being a little too much on the soft side to looking like it was shot with beer goggles. Music: Theres some soft music through almost the entire release thats very nicely done.
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Release date: 4/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/1/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Kami Andrews, Annie Cruz, Veronica Lynn, Hillary Scott, Tiffany Holiday, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Talore, Carmen Sancha
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 7 / 20 / 2005 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Annie Cruz, Brandy Talore, Carmen Sanchez, Cindy Crawford, Gen Padova, Kami Andrews, Sammie Rhodes, Tiffany Holiday, Veronica Lynn, and of course, Hillary Scott The Short Story Initial Expectations: The little Ive seen of this series hasnt been very memorable, but Hillary Scott has really been amazing me lately. Im not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its more memorable than I expected, but not in the good way. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Hillary Scott fans Who Should Avoid It: Most anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is decently balanced between the girls, but you also get to hear the girls get directions from behind the camera thats as loud as they are if not louder. The video is also okay. It has just a hint of grain along with a few shadows, but theres also a few places where it seems to break down.
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Release date: 5/31/2002
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006 by NeoBumCleaver
Starring: Marc Wallice, Don Fernando, Shawnee Cates, Tony Martino, Tiffany Wong, Natasia
Studio: Cream
Review brief: Introduction Major Slut is the first and hopefully last film I ever view from Cream Entertainment. It deals with the adventures of a hot slutty army chick who happens to be named Major Slut. This is one of the more unimpressive pornos Ive seen in a while. The first thing that happened when I put Major Slut in the dvd player was I was treated to a bunch of advertisements, mostly for phone sex numbers. The movies menu called the commercial a trailer. the funny thing about it is Ive probably watched these commercials more than Ive watched the movie. These one minute little clips are better than the film Major Slut. Most of them are just a girl sucking a dick and telling you to call the number, but they say some pretty hot dirty talk while theyre trying to get into your wallet so its kind of hot. When all the advertisements were over the menu for the movie came on. I clicked on play movie and my adventure, or perhaps misadventure with Major Slut began. Plot The entire movie of Major Slut seems to be a series of dreams playing out in the character, Major Sluts head.
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Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 3/12/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Sylvia, Tera Joy, Martina Reitoralova, Lenka Sviglerova, Rostislav Maly, John Swiss, Peter Stallion, Ronnie Wilson, Ivan Bartok, Erik Koller, Vasil Dudlajev
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: BI NATURALS 2 once again confirms the old adage that sequels are never as good as the originals. With a different cast and director and actually only having two scenes that are broken up into two parts and giving little setup to the action, its a hastily assembled and poorly photographed and edited non-entity. Not only were they guys better looking than the girls (although some of them were no more than average) the girls should require licenses and would need to board in a kennel. It opens with two of these un-lovelies seated by the road as two young studs pull up in a white car. The get out to chat andleaving the car in the roadwalk down the road to where there was a blue blanket spread out. I thought I was seeing double for a moment and wondered what the hell was in my drink, when I discovered that there were two other guys there on a yellow blanket. We cut back and forth between the two trios and then concentrate on the blue blanket groupTerenza, Jura, and Petr. When Terenza a sucks dick, she stares into the camera ruining any erotic stimulus.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jupy Bertocchi, Matteo Brandi, Andrea Greco, Denny Martini, David Nardi, Danny Pacino, Jan Tonello, Simone Vitali
Studio: All Male Studio
Directed by: Franco Minnelli
Review brief: If you dont believe the music in the background can totally ruin a film then check this one out. The music consists of a guy on the piano who plays the same two bars of music over and over ad nauseum: duh dee duh dum dum, duh dee duh dum dum. Its like the notorious Chinese water torture. The only way one can get into the film is to mute the fucking piano or speed things up to 2x which also kills the sound and watch this as a silent film. Its in Italian with subtitles so you wont miss anything. I like to practice my limited Italian so I was pissed off. ARGH! As to the film itself it has a plot to move things along. Two young ragazzi need a place to stay and agree to let an older guy fuck them once a month for 20 off the rent. The film opens with him fucking one of the boys. This kid has more piercings than a pincushion and is rather scruffy. Hes an amorous little beast however, kissing the landlord with that pierced tongue and giving up his ass without qualm. The landlord leaves his shirt on for the fuck so I know little about his physique. He has a pretty big cock.
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Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Holly Wellin, Monique Madison, Gianna Lynn, Sahara Knite, Georgia Peach, Emilianna, Fallon Summers, Codi Milo
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: There are two things that keep Bitches in Heat #3 from being a terrific flick. One is Mrthe other is Pete. If ever there was a case of a person over directing, this is it. Admittedly, Ive never been a big fan of Mr. Pete, either as a performer or as a director. But I went into this review without prejudice (I swear, Your Honor!). But, to be blunt, he has made this potentially great flick unwatchable. I believe most viewers watch an all-girl lezfest in order to see beautiful women making love to (or fucking the hell out of) each other. I imagine most lesbians view these types of films just as hetero couples watch straight porn and gays watch gay porn. So why in the world would Mr. Pete, as director, impose himself in every scene? Does he believe that lesbians (and, for that matter, all viewers) will not mind that theres a MAN injecting himself into what was supposed to be an all-girl feature? For Petes sake, what was the guy thinking? He has lined up an impressive cast, including such lovelies as Georgia Peach, Fallon Summers, and Courtney Simpson.
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Release date: 2/10/2006
Reviewed on: 2/25/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Andy Fuller, Ace, Leo Ford, Tony Peters, Joe Domenico, Buck Ryan, Brian Miles
Studio: HIS & HIS Gold
Directed by: Alan Purnell
Review brief: I first saw Leo Ford in a little theatre off Times Square. The film was J. Brians Flashback. It featured Leo along with his then lover Jamie Wingo. Leo, whose real name was Leo Higeford, was beautiful, slender, and a natural blond. I fell instantly in love. Jamie was cute, but Leo was perfection. When Jamie sucked Leos delightful cock, I seethed with envy. When Leo went down on Jamie I was beside myself. Although I had never been fucked, when Leo fucked Jamie I was willing to let him do the same to me. But the ultimate moment arrived when Leo lifted his legs and Jamies cock entered into Leo. I came in my pants. I hadnt touched myself and yet I came right there in the theatre. I was terribly embarrassed and afraid to leave after the film was over. There was nothing for it but to stay there and watch that scene again. For many years that remained my favorite scene in all porn and Leo the main object of my fantasies. NEW YORK CITY PRO cant hold a candle to J. Brians Flashback nor to other films with this remarkable performer.
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Release date: 1/12/2006
Reviewed on: 1/13/2006 by astroknight
Studio: California Star
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 58 min. Production Date: 1 / 24 / 2004, 3 / 3, 23 / 2004, 5 / 4, 5 / 2004, 6 / 28 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: None credited The Short Story Initial Expectations: The only compilation Ive seen from California Star, Tied & Tickled Classics 25, didnt impress me. I cant get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: Theres a few good moments, but its a pretty hacked up and hacked up compilation. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about California Stars english spanking style Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting full scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio often has a hiss in the background, and the level varies slightly throughout the movie. Theres also a few minor background noises. The video is much the same. Its nicely lit, but theres a fair amount of grain, some fast camera motion, and even a little soft focus blurring. Music: Theres a little music at the start of each scene.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/29/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Vanessa, Lucy, Leann, Laticia
Studio: Gen XXX
Directed by: Miami Mike
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 62 min. (cover states approx. 75 min.) Production Date: March 2003 (movie); 8 / 2004 (cover) Director: Miami Mike Cast: Laticia, Maria, Leann, Lucy, Vanessa, and a few guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: I really enjoy amateur movies, but having Gen XXX on the label takes away a lot of the hope I have. Initial Reaction: Extreme disappointment. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Latin girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn that shows a love of women, decent technical aspects, or a variety of sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely amateurish. The audio has lots of background noises and the balance isnt always the best. The video is pretty well lit, but has most of the limitations youd expect for sex scenes shot on a small boat. Music: None Menus: The main menu is pretty basic, and blends a bit of the movie with a still.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Asia Carrera, Randy Spears, Cheyenne Silver, Noname Jane, Tanya Danielle, Nina Ferrari, Tawny Roberts, Sydnee Steele, Zora Banx, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Flawless #3 should be renamed Very Flawed #3. The folks at Cal Vista/Metro really know how to screw up a compilation, and this is proof positive. Where to startokay, the box cover lists nine actresses, yet shouts out in bold letters 10 of the hottest girls in adult! I could overlook that error, but not the fact that six (count em) six of the girls dont appear on the disc. The one guy they list on the cast, Randy Spears, also does not appear in any of the eight scenes. In addition, most of the missing girls pictures appear on the box, which smacks of bait and switch to this non-lawyer. So, if you obtained this disc to see Tanya Roberts (the gorgeous cover girl), Sydnee Steele, Zora Bank (their spelling, not mine or yours), Violet Blue, Ann Marie, or Asia Carrera, you are flat out of luck. The box also proudly announces a sizzling Bonus Scene from the hot and sexy Xara Diaz. Of course, there is no bonus scene at all.
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