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Soon XXX TV
Release date: 2/2/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009 by Christian Dark
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Shyla Haze, Cassidy Clay, Lucy Fire, Millian Blu, Kendra Secrets, Nilaya Brown
Studio: Soon XXX Productions
Review brief: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen some bad movie since I've started reviewing them. This is right up there. Only thing is these guys are just starting out I believe, so I don't want to discourage them. I just can't give them a pass though. They need to know this wasn't a good enough execution.
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Bitches Who... Force Hubby Bi 1
Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 3/29/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Carolyn Reese
Studio: Venus Girls
Directed by: J. Hunter
Review brief: Aim very low on this one or pass it by. Caroline Reese does a great job in each of the scenes, but with only one of the five scenes involving any bisexual action and three of the other scenes being one-on-one scenes this one doesn't come close to living up to the title. The release is further held back by absolutely no extras (which isn't unusual on a fetish release) and the video being skewed due to it being stretched from the full frame format to the widescreen ratio for an anamorphic presentation. This release could have had potential but just takes too many wrong turns.
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Sorority Pink (Cal Vista)
Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 3/28/2009 by Faunus
Starring: Tom Byron, Jeanna Fine, Britt Morgan, Tianna, Sharon Kane, Porsche Lynn, Barbara Dare, Nina Hartley, Keisha, Bionca, Jon Dough, Trinity Loren, Angel Kelly, Megan Leigh, Chrissie Snow
Studio: Cal Vista
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: God, I feel old. I remember when this movie came out back in 1989, and now it is being re-released under the Cal Vista/VCX line. I remember wanting to buy this some 19 years ago, but for some reason never got around to it, there was always something else that looked more appetizing. Needless to say, I was beyond eager to shove this number into my DVD play and see what I had missed the first time around...
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Big Breast Bubble Bath Blowjobs
Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/17/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Peaches, Tricia, Jazmine Leih, Nyomi Banxxx, Abbey Brooks, Oh, Loona Luxx
Studio: Mr. X Productions
Review brief: This is a complete dud of a release. The movie feels cheap with most of the girls looking like they can't wait to get their check. The technical aspects are poor with frequent camera motion, inconsistent lighting, and plenty of background noises. If that isn't enough, there's absolutely nothing for extras. This release makes me wonder how Mr. X Productions is still around.
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Black Cocks White Sluts 8
Release date: 11/14/2008
Reviewed on: 3/5/2009 by Zorge
Starring: Karen, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Julie Night, Billy Banks, Jordan James, Lee Bang, Cherrie Rose, AnnaBelle Lee
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This set has 5 scenes of white girls taking on a small group of black guys. The general progression is that the girls are picked up, they say they are some college-range age and they get brought back to a room with a couch where they can get it on with the guys.
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Big Tit Super Stars Of The 80's: Lesbian Bra Busters Of the 1980's
Release date: 10/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2009 by jayo
Starring: Christy Canyon, Lee Caroll, Linda Shaw, Trinity Loren, Rachel Ashley, Buffy Davis, Rhonda Jo Petty, Keli Stewart, Leslie Winston, Colleen Brennan
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Review brief: A collection of lesbian scenes from 1980s-era porn. The sex is standard, stylized, fakey FF stuff. The actresses are generally attractive, but the video and audio quality are very uneven, often terrible. It's good if you want to see a particular obscure actress, but pass it by otherwise.
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Blame It on the Milkman
Release date: 11/27/2007
Reviewed on: 2/22/2009 by Captain Jack
Starring: Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Linda Thoren, Stephanie Swift, Angela Summers, Jonathan Morgan, Randi Rage, Rayveness, Devin Wolf, John West, Eric Masterson, Micky Lynn, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Maya Divine, Barrett Blade, Kelli Tyler, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Eva Angelina, Silky Thumper, Kirsten Price, Rick Cuban, Marcus London, Jenna Presley, Sydnee Steele, Roxy Deville, Taylor Hilton, Shanna Steele, Vanella Williams
Studio: Wicked
Review brief: A compilation disk from Wicked featuring some of the hottest babes in porn.
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Twins Do Science
Release date: 5/13/2008
Reviewed on: 2/6/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Christian XXX, Daisy, Dino Bravo, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Will Powers, Jay Huntington, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Justin Syder, Brooke Banner
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: This is one heck of a stupid movie. The Love Twins show that there's no doubt if they'd be able to act their way out of a wet paper bag (no they can't) and suck any humor that might have been in the movie back out. The sex is better, but not much as it hovers around the average mark and is held back by choppy editing and shaky camera work. The most effort for the release seems to be put into the extras, as the bonus scenes last roughly a third again as long as the feature and behind the scenes featurette put together. This is a dud of a release.
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Miss Phat Booty 4
Release date: 7/16/2008
Reviewed on: 1/27/2009 by Christian Dark
Starring: Juicy, Destiny, John E. Depth, Ayana Angel, Cuntre Pipes, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Beauty Dior, Shorty Mac
Studio: Depth Entertainment Family
Directed by: John E. Depth
Review brief: Cast lists are a sham!!! You see a group of women who you're fans of and you go, "Awwwwwwwww shit Roxy Reynolds! Beauty! AYANA ANGEL!!!! Jackpot gott dammitt!!!!!" Well let C. Dark school a lil bit. Stop falling for it!!! This movie is trash!! Garbage. Waste. Umm if I had my thesaurus I'd give you some more. I'm trying to be fair here I really wanted to like this flick. Some of my favorite women are in it, but with the way its shot..........................................nah can't do it. This shit looks like camcorder porn.
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Just Turned 18 & Transsexual
Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 1/8/2009 by Drewcifer
Starring: May, Carla Novais, Leona Andrv, Shakira Maya, Giselle Davila
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Review brief: Where do I begin with this one? Lets start with the premise, just turned 18 year olds and transsexual. No way are any of these girls close to 18 (but they are definitely transsexual). Although they are all pretty decent looking, the sex is boring and uninspired, the direction and camera work terrible. There are no individual chapter stops within each performers scene, and they use condoms (boo!), which I hate in my porn. This is a colossal failure skip it as a rental or purchase. Audio/visual is average, nothing spectacular and as far as extras go, there are none except a promo to get you to text the company and a lame photo gallery-what a gyp. This is not the worst porn release Ive ever seen by far, but a long ways from the best. What a disappointment. Why do some porn studios think they can outright lie to us consumers and nobody calls them on it?
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Pretty in Peach (Vivid)
Release date: 5/2/2001
Reviewed on: 12/25/2008 by sexyhard
Starring: Christy Canyon, Paul Thomas, Randy West, Summer Knight, Nick Rage, Tianna Taylor
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Judy Blue, Paul Thomas
Review brief: A sex crazed teenage boy might get wood watching this DVD. If you're old enough to be on this site, you probably won't.
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Suburban Sex Party 6
Release date: 5/29/2008
Reviewed on: 12/24/2008 by Captain Jack
Starring: Alex Sanders, Jay Lassiter, Jay Huntington, Nikki Grind, Lindsey Meadows, Kylee Reese, Claire Dames, Danny Wylde
Studio: Hush Hush Entertainment
Directed by: Jonalungus
Review brief: I'm not a fan of interlocking scenes. Just when you are getting into something, they cut to another couple. So, this is kind of a mess. There's a party at someones house and all the keys put their keys in a vase. Whatever girl picks out their keys, that's who fucks.
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Foot Erotica
Release date: 11/13/2007
Reviewed on: 12/23/2008 by astroknight
Starring: Janine Lindemulder, Danny, Jacqueline, Bobby, Maya, Jenna, Romeo, Lance, Maya Lee, Phat Zane, Matt Daddy, Aileen
Studio: Silver Sinema
Review brief: This one leaves plenty to be desired. Jacqueline and Maya Lee each show some nice potential, but most of the movie has an all around sloppy and amateurish feeling that did very little for me. The technical aspects barely make it past the average mark, and the extras are pretty bare bones and don't deliver what the cover claims. If you really need to check it out, aim low or rent this one, but you might be better off just passing it by.
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Asian Fever: Sex Objects
Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 12/19/2008 by DAF1740
Starring: Mika Tan, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Roxy Jezel, Kina Kai, Veronica Lynn, Alec Knight, James Deen, Mya Luanna, Ashley Marie
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Richard deMontfort
Review brief: Some sexy costumes and nice set-ups, but the sex just falls flat.
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50 Guy Cream Pie 6
Release date: 10/13/2008
Reviewed on: 12/13/2008 by bernard
Starring: Jenny
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Its called 50 guy cream pie and there's not 50 guys and it has a few cream pies.Its more of a blowjob gangbang movie then a pussy,anal cream pie movie. I don't recommend it the other 5 are better.
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Glory Holes and Bad Girls
Release date: 11/26/2008
Reviewed on: 12/8/2008 by astroknight
Starring: Sergio, Seth Dickens, Richard Kline, Jessica Young, Brad Hardy, Angelina Valentine, Emma Heart, Beverly Hills
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Skip this one. The glory hole action might be okay for those who are glory hole fans, but the action is so limited here that it's often very boring. Throw in misguided attempts at being artistic that result in poor technical aspects and this one only gets worse. There is a little effort put into the extras, but it's not nearly enough to do anything for this release. This one's a dud.
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Bareback Barracks Buddies 3
Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 10/31/2008 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Cheyenne, Jamie, Kody
Studio: Pink Bird Media
Directed by: Dink Flamingo
Review brief: Three young guys in a very amateurish film talk a lot and fuck a little.
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Sweet & Nasty Teens 5
Release date: 8/8/2008
Reviewed on: 9/12/2008 by Zorge
Starring: Sylvio Mata, Billy Banks, Lexi Lamour, Dirty Harry, Jack Lawrence, Jay Crew, Bailey Brooks, Ethan Cage, Myah Monroe, Kyanna Lee, Bree Barrett, Angelina Korrs, Angelina Koors
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This series seems like an overflow collection from other Pink Visual lines. In this fifth installment we have five scenes and some pretty cute girls. However, none of the action is really worth the price of admission here.
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Gigantic Joggies 3
Release date: 2/26/2007
Reviewed on: 6/14/2008 by jayo
Starring: Brittany O'Neil, Echo Valley, Harmony Bliss
Studio: FYA
Review brief: This keeps me up at night— and not in a good way. There are images here that are straight out of H.P. Lovecraft. It makes me want to view the next title wearing welding goggles.
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Grandpa Loves Cream Pie
Release date: 1/7/2008
Reviewed on: 5/10/2008 by Boner Jams
Starring: Gina, Laura, Lara, Kamila, Pepa, Winnie, Nero
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Admittedly, I'm a bit of a masochist at times when it comes to my porn. I don't even like S&M themed smut, but I do occasionally take it upon myself to view some of the strangest porn made so you, dear reader, don't have to. "Grandpa Loves Cream Pie" certainly finds a top spot in my personal list of strangest porn ever made. The fact that there was a second installment made bothers me even more than I was upon viewing this initial flick of depravity.
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Joey Buttafuoco: Caught on Tape
Release date: 2/26/2008
Reviewed on: 3/17/2008 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Joey Buttafuoco
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Joey Buttafuoco
Review brief: Is there a more horrific sight than Joey Buttafuoco having sex?
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Gang Bang Squad 11
Release date: 12/14/2007
Reviewed on: 2/8/2008 by Zorge
Starring: Valentino, Blake Palmer, Venus, Noname Jane, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Taylor Lynn, Billy Banks, Jason Zupalo, Dwayne Cummings, Jennifer Dark, Joe Friday, Andrew Andretti, Buster Good, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Shane Diesel, Angelina Bonet, Jason Brown, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Venus (here labeled as Valerie) & Shane Diesel + 3 other guys For some reason Pink Visual likes giving new names to Venus. Whatever you'd like to call her, here's some of what she does here: Things start with her getting licked by some guy, and carry on with her riding in RCG as she sucks on a second guy. She also gets screwed in mish and cowgirl, as well as doggy, all the while trying to rub or suck off a couple other blokes. Finally, there is a very brief DP, then we cut to her lying back and getting her face covered in cum, while a guy continues to screw her. A sorry excuse for a scene, really, and the camera work and editing are spotty and mostly not appealing to watch. What a waster. Jennifer Dark & Andrew Andretti, Buster Good, Jason Hunter, other guy A blowjob circle kicks things off, but things quickly move to penetration, as Jennifer gets screwed in cowgirl and on her belly, before getting a DP in cowgirl, then she turns for a DP in RCG. A couple guys trade off on her, and we briefly get to see a little bit of incidental gaping.
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MILF Does a Body Good 2 (Starlight / LFP Video)
Release date: 12/11/2007
Reviewed on: 1/7/2008 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Laura Lion, Darien Ross, Wanda Lust, Dena Kane
Studio: LFP Video
Directed by: Arynn Star
Review brief: This is a below average milf vid.
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Ass Pumpers 1 (Bad Seed)
Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Nadia Nyce, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: This is one of the worst anal movies I've watched in recent memory. The girls do a good job, but the camera work is average at best, the editing is poor, and Brett Maverick seems to have no clue that the viewer wants to see the girls take it in the ass rather than listening to him talk. The technical aspects are weak, and although there are some extras, there's nothing really special here. Pass this one by.
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Sinfully Yours (Jill Kelly Productions)
Release date: 9/25/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Gina Ryder, John West, Joey Ray, Anthony Hardwood, Taylor Rain, Trent Tesoro, Cindy Crawford, Dick Delaware, Jessica Jaymes, L.A. Lamann
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: This release is so average that it will be hard to remember it even moments after watching it. Taylor Rain has a nice anal scene with Trent Tesoro, but Cindy's threesome with John West and Dick Delaware was boring and bland and her scene with Anthony Hardwood was surprisingly tame. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark, and although there's about an hour of extras, only six minutes actually pertains to this release. This one just didn't do much for me.
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Release date: 2/2/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009 by Christian Dark
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Shyla Haze, Cassidy Clay, Lucy Fire, Millian Blu, Kendra Secrets, Nilaya Brown
Studio: Soon XXX Productions
Review brief: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen some bad movie since I've started reviewing them. This is right up there. Only thing is these guys are just starting out I believe, so I don't want to discourage them. I just can't give them a pass though. They need to know this wasn't a good enough execution.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 3/29/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Carolyn Reese
Studio: Venus Girls
Directed by: J. Hunter
Review brief: Aim very low on this one or pass it by. Caroline Reese does a great job in each of the scenes, but with only one of the five scenes involving any bisexual action and three of the other scenes being one-on-one scenes this one doesn't come close to living up to the title. The release is further held back by absolutely no extras (which isn't unusual on a fetish release) and the video being skewed due to it being stretched from the full frame format to the widescreen ratio for an anamorphic presentation. This release could have had potential but just takes too many wrong turns.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 3/28/2009 by Faunus
Starring: Tom Byron, Jeanna Fine, Britt Morgan, Tianna, Sharon Kane, Porsche Lynn, Barbara Dare, Nina Hartley, Keisha, Bionca, Jon Dough, Trinity Loren, Angel Kelly, Megan Leigh, Chrissie Snow
Studio: Cal Vista
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: God, I feel old. I remember when this movie came out back in 1989, and now it is being re-released under the Cal Vista/VCX line. I remember wanting to buy this some 19 years ago, but for some reason never got around to it, there was always something else that looked more appetizing. Needless to say, I was beyond eager to shove this number into my DVD play and see what I had missed the first time around...
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/17/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Peaches, Tricia, Jazmine Leih, Nyomi Banxxx, Abbey Brooks, Oh, Loona Luxx
Studio: Mr. X Productions
Review brief: This is a complete dud of a release. The movie feels cheap with most of the girls looking like they can't wait to get their check. The technical aspects are poor with frequent camera motion, inconsistent lighting, and plenty of background noises. If that isn't enough, there's absolutely nothing for extras. This release makes me wonder how Mr. X Productions is still around.
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Release date: 11/14/2008
Reviewed on: 3/5/2009 by Zorge
Starring: Karen, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Julie Night, Billy Banks, Jordan James, Lee Bang, Cherrie Rose, AnnaBelle Lee
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This set has 5 scenes of white girls taking on a small group of black guys. The general progression is that the girls are picked up, they say they are some college-range age and they get brought back to a room with a couch where they can get it on with the guys.
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Release date: 10/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2009 by jayo
Starring: Christy Canyon, Lee Caroll, Linda Shaw, Trinity Loren, Rachel Ashley, Buffy Davis, Rhonda Jo Petty, Keli Stewart, Leslie Winston, Colleen Brennan
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Review brief: A collection of lesbian scenes from 1980s-era porn. The sex is standard, stylized, fakey FF stuff. The actresses are generally attractive, but the video and audio quality are very uneven, often terrible. It's good if you want to see a particular obscure actress, but pass it by otherwise.
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Release date: 11/27/2007
Reviewed on: 2/22/2009 by Captain Jack
Starring: Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Linda Thoren, Stephanie Swift, Angela Summers, Jonathan Morgan, Randi Rage, Rayveness, Devin Wolf, John West, Eric Masterson, Micky Lynn, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Maya Divine, Barrett Blade, Kelli Tyler, Kris Slater, Dani Woodward, Eva Angelina, Silky Thumper, Kirsten Price, Rick Cuban, Marcus London, Jenna Presley, Sydnee Steele, Roxy Deville, Taylor Hilton, Shanna Steele, Vanella Williams
Studio: Wicked
Review brief: A compilation disk from Wicked featuring some of the hottest babes in porn.
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Release date: 5/13/2008
Reviewed on: 2/6/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Christian XXX, Daisy, Dino Bravo, Jack Lawrence, James Deen, Will Powers, Jay Huntington, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Justin Syder, Brooke Banner
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: This is one heck of a stupid movie. The Love Twins show that there's no doubt if they'd be able to act their way out of a wet paper bag (no they can't) and suck any humor that might have been in the movie back out. The sex is better, but not much as it hovers around the average mark and is held back by choppy editing and shaky camera work. The most effort for the release seems to be put into the extras, as the bonus scenes last roughly a third again as long as the feature and behind the scenes featurette put together. This is a dud of a release.
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Release date: 7/16/2008
Reviewed on: 1/27/2009 by Christian Dark
Starring: Juicy, Destiny, John E. Depth, Ayana Angel, Cuntre Pipes, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Beauty Dior, Shorty Mac
Studio: Depth Entertainment Family
Directed by: John E. Depth
Review brief: Cast lists are a sham!!! You see a group of women who you're fans of and you go, "Awwwwwwwww shit Roxy Reynolds! Beauty! AYANA ANGEL!!!! Jackpot gott dammitt!!!!!" Well let C. Dark school a lil bit. Stop falling for it!!! This movie is trash!! Garbage. Waste. Umm if I had my thesaurus I'd give you some more. I'm trying to be fair here I really wanted to like this flick. Some of my favorite women are in it, but with the way its shot..........................................nah can't do it. This shit looks like camcorder porn.
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Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 1/8/2009 by Drewcifer
Starring: May, Carla Novais, Leona Andrv, Shakira Maya, Giselle Davila
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Review brief: Where do I begin with this one? Lets start with the premise, just turned 18 year olds and transsexual. No way are any of these girls close to 18 (but they are definitely transsexual). Although they are all pretty decent looking, the sex is boring and uninspired, the direction and camera work terrible. There are no individual chapter stops within each performers scene, and they use condoms (boo!), which I hate in my porn. This is a colossal failure skip it as a rental or purchase. Audio/visual is average, nothing spectacular and as far as extras go, there are none except a promo to get you to text the company and a lame photo gallery-what a gyp. This is not the worst porn release Ive ever seen by far, but a long ways from the best. What a disappointment. Why do some porn studios think they can outright lie to us consumers and nobody calls them on it?
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Release date: 5/2/2001
Reviewed on: 12/25/2008 by sexyhard
Starring: Christy Canyon, Paul Thomas, Randy West, Summer Knight, Nick Rage, Tianna Taylor
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Judy Blue, Paul Thomas
Review brief: A sex crazed teenage boy might get wood watching this DVD. If you're old enough to be on this site, you probably won't.
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Release date: 5/29/2008
Reviewed on: 12/24/2008 by Captain Jack
Starring: Alex Sanders, Jay Lassiter, Jay Huntington, Nikki Grind, Lindsey Meadows, Kylee Reese, Claire Dames, Danny Wylde
Studio: Hush Hush Entertainment
Directed by: Jonalungus
Review brief: I'm not a fan of interlocking scenes. Just when you are getting into something, they cut to another couple. So, this is kind of a mess. There's a party at someones house and all the keys put their keys in a vase. Whatever girl picks out their keys, that's who fucks.
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Release date: 11/13/2007
Reviewed on: 12/23/2008 by astroknight
Starring: Janine Lindemulder, Danny, Jacqueline, Bobby, Maya, Jenna, Romeo, Lance, Maya Lee, Phat Zane, Matt Daddy, Aileen
Studio: Silver Sinema
Review brief: This one leaves plenty to be desired. Jacqueline and Maya Lee each show some nice potential, but most of the movie has an all around sloppy and amateurish feeling that did very little for me. The technical aspects barely make it past the average mark, and the extras are pretty bare bones and don't deliver what the cover claims. If you really need to check it out, aim low or rent this one, but you might be better off just passing it by.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 12/19/2008 by DAF1740
Starring: Mika Tan, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Roxy Jezel, Kina Kai, Veronica Lynn, Alec Knight, James Deen, Mya Luanna, Ashley Marie
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Richard deMontfort
Review brief: Some sexy costumes and nice set-ups, but the sex just falls flat.
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Release date: 10/13/2008
Reviewed on: 12/13/2008 by bernard
Starring: Jenny
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Its called 50 guy cream pie and there's not 50 guys and it has a few cream pies.Its more of a blowjob gangbang movie then a pussy,anal cream pie movie. I don't recommend it the other 5 are better.
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Release date: 11/26/2008
Reviewed on: 12/8/2008 by astroknight
Starring: Sergio, Seth Dickens, Richard Kline, Jessica Young, Brad Hardy, Angelina Valentine, Emma Heart, Beverly Hills
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Skip this one. The glory hole action might be okay for those who are glory hole fans, but the action is so limited here that it's often very boring. Throw in misguided attempts at being artistic that result in poor technical aspects and this one only gets worse. There is a little effort put into the extras, but it's not nearly enough to do anything for this release. This one's a dud.
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Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 10/31/2008 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Cheyenne, Jamie, Kody
Studio: Pink Bird Media
Directed by: Dink Flamingo
Review brief: Three young guys in a very amateurish film talk a lot and fuck a little.
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Release date: 8/8/2008
Reviewed on: 9/12/2008 by Zorge
Starring: Sylvio Mata, Billy Banks, Lexi Lamour, Dirty Harry, Jack Lawrence, Jay Crew, Bailey Brooks, Ethan Cage, Myah Monroe, Kyanna Lee, Bree Barrett, Angelina Korrs, Angelina Koors
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This series seems like an overflow collection from other Pink Visual lines. In this fifth installment we have five scenes and some pretty cute girls. However, none of the action is really worth the price of admission here.
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Release date: 2/26/2007
Reviewed on: 6/14/2008 by jayo
Starring: Brittany O'Neil, Echo Valley, Harmony Bliss
Studio: FYA
Review brief: This keeps me up at night— and not in a good way. There are images here that are straight out of H.P. Lovecraft. It makes me want to view the next title wearing welding goggles.
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Release date: 1/7/2008
Reviewed on: 5/10/2008 by Boner Jams
Starring: Gina, Laura, Lara, Kamila, Pepa, Winnie, Nero
Studio: White Ghetto Films
Review brief: Admittedly, I'm a bit of a masochist at times when it comes to my porn. I don't even like S&M themed smut, but I do occasionally take it upon myself to view some of the strangest porn made so you, dear reader, don't have to. "Grandpa Loves Cream Pie" certainly finds a top spot in my personal list of strangest porn ever made. The fact that there was a second installment made bothers me even more than I was upon viewing this initial flick of depravity.
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Release date: 2/26/2008
Reviewed on: 3/17/2008 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Joey Buttafuoco
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Joey Buttafuoco
Review brief: Is there a more horrific sight than Joey Buttafuoco having sex?
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Release date: 12/14/2007
Reviewed on: 2/8/2008 by Zorge
Starring: Valentino, Blake Palmer, Venus, Noname Jane, Sledge Hammer, Sylvio Mata, Taylor Lynn, Billy Banks, Jason Zupalo, Dwayne Cummings, Jennifer Dark, Joe Friday, Andrew Andretti, Buster Good, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Shane Diesel, Angelina Bonet, Jason Brown, Ekzavir Falcon Wray
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: Venus (here labeled as Valerie) & Shane Diesel + 3 other guys For some reason Pink Visual likes giving new names to Venus. Whatever you'd like to call her, here's some of what she does here: Things start with her getting licked by some guy, and carry on with her riding in RCG as she sucks on a second guy. She also gets screwed in mish and cowgirl, as well as doggy, all the while trying to rub or suck off a couple other blokes. Finally, there is a very brief DP, then we cut to her lying back and getting her face covered in cum, while a guy continues to screw her. A sorry excuse for a scene, really, and the camera work and editing are spotty and mostly not appealing to watch. What a waster. Jennifer Dark & Andrew Andretti, Buster Good, Jason Hunter, other guy A blowjob circle kicks things off, but things quickly move to penetration, as Jennifer gets screwed in cowgirl and on her belly, before getting a DP in cowgirl, then she turns for a DP in RCG. A couple guys trade off on her, and we briefly get to see a little bit of incidental gaping.
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Release date: 12/11/2007
Reviewed on: 1/7/2008 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Laura Lion, Darien Ross, Wanda Lust, Dena Kane
Studio: LFP Video
Directed by: Arynn Star
Review brief: This is a below average milf vid.
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Release date: 8/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn, Nadia Nyce, Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Kody Coxxx, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Studio: Bad Seed
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: This is one of the worst anal movies I've watched in recent memory. The girls do a good job, but the camera work is average at best, the editing is poor, and Brett Maverick seems to have no clue that the viewer wants to see the girls take it in the ass rather than listening to him talk. The technical aspects are weak, and although there are some extras, there's nothing really special here. Pass this one by.
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Release date: 9/25/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Gina Ryder, John West, Joey Ray, Anthony Hardwood, Taylor Rain, Trent Tesoro, Cindy Crawford, Dick Delaware, Jessica Jaymes, L.A. Lamann
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: This release is so average that it will be hard to remember it even moments after watching it. Taylor Rain has a nice anal scene with Trent Tesoro, but Cindy's threesome with John West and Dick Delaware was boring and bland and her scene with Anthony Hardwood was surprisingly tame. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark, and although there's about an hour of extras, only six minutes actually pertains to this release. This one just didn't do much for me.
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