Asian Sex Super Stars Review
SintheticCast
Studio: Sinthetic
Category: Straight
Starring: Shawnee, Kalani, Miki Lee, Kanako, Kaoru
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by Endorphin on 10/30/2000
Pros: Asian Chicks, the chicks all had
attractive qualities and they all look quite
different so you have some variety
Cons: are these people trying not to wake the neighbors?, do they think we will be fooled if they change the color of the back drop?, lackluster production effort
In a word: Yawn
I must confess from time to time I have a thing for Asian chicks(may have something to do with all those Godzilla movies I watched as a kid), but that probably does not make me an expert on Asian porn. So some of the things I found to be boring may be what other people want to see. Mainly, the chicks in this movie were way too recessive. The whole time through the DVD I thought they were trying not to wake the neighbors. Don't get me wrong, most of them would probably be good in bed, but there is a difference between good in bed and good on screen. At least one of the scenes gave the impression of intimacy between the two partners, but it wasn't incredibly exciting to watch.
The production quality added to the lack-luster feel of the DVD. The first two scenes are in hotel/motel rooms(am I the only one who is getting tired of Motel Whatever being used in porn?) In Scene one you are distracted by the beads of light reflecting on the camera lense. Scene two almost seems to be shot in night vision. The final three scenes are worse. You start to crave a motel room. Instead you get some room where you can see rafters above in some shots. Back drops are used, and a chair and bed. Here is the expense they go through from scene to scene: Change backdrop, change sheets, change chair. WOW!!!!!! It is like a whole new set!
Other production foul-ups: You hear the woman say "you're gonna make me cum" the scene is edited to a different position.(HEY!!!!!! Why would you skip a chick cummin'?) During a sex scene, you hear an off camera voice loud and clear, "Keep your head up, try to find the camera with your eyes". One of the chicks has what appears to be a sore on her tongue and the camera crew gives it a good close-up on the cum shot. (Why don't you just turn it into a sex ed video?)
Also, I had a little bit of difficulty navigating the DVD. It froze up once and I had to open and close the player before I could do anything.
Best Part: One dude reminds me of Christopher Guest in Spinal Tap and he makes the funniest, most dumbfounded look as he is having sex. It just cracks me up!
Shelf life: no longer there
Bottom Line: I'd rather be watching a Godzilla movie
"but I just can't get Japanese girls out of my system, and I wanna do a grey girl"--from I Want It All by Digital Underground
Endorphin's Lair
Cons: are these people trying not to wake the neighbors?, do they think we will be fooled if they change the color of the back drop?, lackluster production effort
In a word: Yawn
I must confess from time to time I have a thing for Asian chicks(may have something to do with all those Godzilla movies I watched as a kid), but that probably does not make me an expert on Asian porn. So some of the things I found to be boring may be what other people want to see. Mainly, the chicks in this movie were way too recessive. The whole time through the DVD I thought they were trying not to wake the neighbors. Don't get me wrong, most of them would probably be good in bed, but there is a difference between good in bed and good on screen. At least one of the scenes gave the impression of intimacy between the two partners, but it wasn't incredibly exciting to watch.
The production quality added to the lack-luster feel of the DVD. The first two scenes are in hotel/motel rooms(am I the only one who is getting tired of Motel Whatever being used in porn?) In Scene one you are distracted by the beads of light reflecting on the camera lense. Scene two almost seems to be shot in night vision. The final three scenes are worse. You start to crave a motel room. Instead you get some room where you can see rafters above in some shots. Back drops are used, and a chair and bed. Here is the expense they go through from scene to scene: Change backdrop, change sheets, change chair. WOW!!!!!! It is like a whole new set!
Other production foul-ups: You hear the woman say "you're gonna make me cum" the scene is edited to a different position.(HEY!!!!!! Why would you skip a chick cummin'?) During a sex scene, you hear an off camera voice loud and clear, "Keep your head up, try to find the camera with your eyes". One of the chicks has what appears to be a sore on her tongue and the camera crew gives it a good close-up on the cum shot. (Why don't you just turn it into a sex ed video?)
Also, I had a little bit of difficulty navigating the DVD. It froze up once and I had to open and close the player before I could do anything.
Best Part: One dude reminds me of Christopher Guest in Spinal Tap and he makes the funniest, most dumbfounded look as he is having sex. It just cracks me up!
Shelf life: no longer there
Bottom Line: I'd rather be watching a Godzilla movie
"but I just can't get Japanese girls out of my system, and I wanna do a grey girl"--from I Want It All by Digital Underground
Endorphin's Lair
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