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Boxcover for Worship My Latina Ass 5
Worship My Latina Ass 5

Release date: 6/5/2014
Reviewed on: 7/9/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Jenaveve Jolie, Laurie Vargas, Freddy Baxter
Studio: Roman Video
Directed by: Thound

Review brief: This would be a good movie if it were "Smother Me With Your Latina Ass", as the movie is focused on facesitting and smothering instead of ass worshiping. As an ass worship movie it fails miserably despite Laurie, Jenaveve, and Freddy doing a very nice job with the facesitting and smothering. The technical aspects are okay, but there's not much effort put into the extras. Facesitting and smothering fans will want to take note of this title, but ass worshiping fans can pass this one by without a second thought.
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Boxcover for Italian Stallion (Koch)
Italian Stallion (Koch)

Release date: 10/9/2007
Reviewed on: 7/8/2014 by Flash

Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Henrietta Holm, Frank Micelli, Janet Banzet, Jodi Van Prang, Nicholas Warren, Barbara Strom
Studio: Koch Releasing
Directed by: Morton Lewis

Review brief: The infamous porn film that Sylvester Stallone starred in makes for great modern mythology and rumors but makes for horrible viewing. The film is an incoherent mess and is almost impossible to sit through. Cinema Epoch's presentation of the film on this release is amazing and far more than the film deserves.
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Boxcover for Return of the MILFs 2
Return of the MILFs 2

Release date: 5/22/2014
Reviewed on: 7/8/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Nick Lang, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Lady Zoom, Nikki Rider, Deniska, Keni Styles, Dionne Darling
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: At its best, this is a pretty standard compilation. You get a nice mix of anal, vaginal, and threesomes and the girls get into the action nicely even if they aren't all MILFs. The technical aspects show the age of the scenes, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one's a rental at best even if one doesn't factor in Swank Digital's misleading cover claims.
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Boxcover for Johnny Wadd & His 13 Calibur Weapon
Johnny Wadd & His 13 Calibur Weapon

Release date: 7/14/2009
Reviewed on: 7/7/2014 by Flash

Starring: John Holmes
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)


Review brief: Johnny Wadd & His 13 Calibur Weapon is an enjoyable entry in the Johnny Wadd series. Gourmet Video's presentation of the film in this release is horrible though. Unless you must have this title, I would wait and hope some company creates a better release.
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Boxcover for Big Booty Ebony Beauties
Big Booty Ebony Beauties

Release date: 9/25/2013
Reviewed on: 7/7/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Byron Long, Ace, Deep Threat, Leilani Lovitt, Shorty Mac, Danni Dior, Royalty, Kah Fee Kakes
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Dick Logan, Phashon

Review brief: This would be an okay compilation if it was presented as such rather than being presented as a fresh release. The action hovers around the average mark and has some nice chemistry, but the overall release is held back by D. Lynch and Juicy Entertainment's usual dishonesty presenting compilations as fresh releases. This is a rental at best.
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Boxcover for Jungle Blue
Jungle Blue

Release date: 5/13/2014
Reviewed on: 6/18/2014 by Flash

Starring: Annette Haven, David Pinney, Nina Fause, Candida Royalle, Jeff Lyle, Iris Medina, Susan Fuentes, Jose Ferraro
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Carlos Tobalina

Review brief: Jungle Blue has been an almost impossible film to come across since its original release and probably should have stayed that way as the film is far better in concept than in application. Vinegar Syndrome has done an amazing job with their release of the film that may interest fans of some of the stars. Unless you are a fan of the film, I would pass on this release.
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Boxcover for Pure Passion (Desire)
Pure Passion (Desire)

Release date: 11/28/2013
Reviewed on: 6/1/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Renato, Uma, Denis Reed, Marcio Gonzales, Denisa Heaven, Sophie Lynx, Mia Manarote, Paula Shy, Thomas Crown, Dan G.
Studio: Desire


Review brief: This one has some nice things going for it for couples wanting an all sex release, but poor authoring made only about half of the DVD watchable.
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Boxcover for Pure Anal 12 (Swank)
Pure Anal 12 (Swank)

Release date: 2/20/2014
Reviewed on: 4/16/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Rachel, Britney, Thomas Stone, Daria Glower, Katy Caro, J.J., Ruka Stone
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: Although you get four solid anal sex scenes here, once again Swank Digital appears to be making a fairly deliberate attempt to mislead consumers by not listing the full name of performers as well as by listing no-existent extras such as a behind the scenes featurette that make this look like a fresh release. Pass this one by and spend your money on a company that wants to treat you honestly and try to earn your money rather than swindle you out of it with scenes you may have already seen.
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Boxcover for Bra Bursters 16
Bra Bursters 16

Release date: 2/27/2014
Reviewed on: 3/22/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Laura, Nick Lang, Tammy, Katy Parker, Chantal Ferrera, Terry Nova, Laura Orsolya
Studio: Erotic Planet


Review brief: This is s short and disappointing compilation release. It only lasts ninety minutes, and even at that chops off one of the four scenes as soon as the fucking starts. The technical aspects are a bit hit or miss and there's no real effort put into the extras. Don't feel bad if you skip this one.
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Boxcover for Getn' Me Some White Ass
Getn' Me Some White Ass

Release date: 1/9/2014
Reviewed on: 2/25/2014 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Sean Michaels, Regan Starr, Lauryl Canyon, Amber Peach, Heather Gables, Kelly Wells, Nathan Threat, Tee Reel, Julius Ceazher
Studio: Onyx


Review brief: From time to time the question arises of “Where does old porn go to die?” Well, my porn viewing readers, the answer is Onyx’s Get’n Me Some White Ass. This release features some semi big names from years gone by getting it on with some black guys. On one hand, it’s nice to see the girls again as they’ve all faded from our memories, but on the other hand, the scenes are just so so and aren’t really worth watching. You can pass this one by.
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Boxcover for Fishnet Freak
Fishnet Freak

Release date: 12/26/2013
Reviewed on: 2/8/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Frank Major, Joe Monti, Priscila, Cory Baby, Ricardo Bell, Alisa, Martin Gun, Defrancesca Gallardo
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: This is another Swank compilation putting itself out as a fresh release. The scenes are solid, but if you've watched much from Swank there's a good chance you may have already seen these scenes before. Done right this would be a nice compilation, but the deception and lack of care Swank shows here makes it hard to recommend it.
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Boxcover for Big Booty Ebony Beauties 2
Big Booty Ebony Beauties 2

Release date: 12/16/2013
Reviewed on: 2/2/2014 by astroknight

Starring: Nathan Threat, Deep Threat, Janae Foxx, Jon Jon, Sin-A-Men, Rock The Icon, Samone Taylor, Tiffany Staxxx
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Just Robin Pimpin

Review brief: This is a pretty typical D. Lynch Productions release, meaning it's a compilation release deliberately putting itself out as a fresh release to deceive consumers. The action isn't bad here and there's some nice black booties, but with D. Lynch's continued deceptive marketing there's no way I can recommend anyone spend any money on it.
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Boxcover for OMG... It's The Duck Dynasty XXX Parody
OMG... It's The Duck Dynasty XXX Parody

Release date: 10/30/2013
Reviewed on: 12/25/2013 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Pistol, Derrick Pierce, Ryan McLane, Chanel Preston, Maddy O'Reilly, Kendall Karson, Natasha Starr
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Directed by: Jordan Septo

Review brief: Quickie review time for Paradox Pictures/Juicy Entertainment’s "OMG... It's The Duck Dynasty XXX Parody" a four scene M/F waste of time that runs over 2 hours and asks the questions of "Why was I made?" Well, the answer is I don’t know and I really don’t see the fascination with the whole idea of Duck Dynasty on A&E let alone a porn parody.
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Boxcover for Bra Bursters 13
Bra Bursters 13

Release date: 9/26/2013
Reviewed on: 11/19/2013 by astroknight

Starring: James Brossman, Lucy Love, Csoky Ice, Jessica Moore, Ruka Stone, Sabina K., Julia Grandi, Candy Alexa
Studio: Erotic Planet


Review brief: This is an okay big tit release that seems to be trying to hide that it's a compilation of Swank scenes from the mid to late 2000's. There's plenty of nice big tits and solid action, along with good technical aspects. That said, there's no real effort put into the extras and there's nothing around the cover to make one think this is a compilation. You're not missing too much if you pass this one by.
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Boxcover for It's A Gang Bang (Naked Sins)
It's A Gang Bang (Naked Sins)

Release date: 10/9/2013
Reviewed on: 11/16/2013 by astroknight

Starring: Carlos, Sergio, Chris Charming, Wesley Pipes, Harley, Franco Roccaforte, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Steven French, Dick Delaware, Brad Baldwin, Joachim Kessef, Andrew Andretti, Michael Chapman, Seth Dickens, Jay Lassiter, Jack Venice, Jenner, Roxxxy Rush, Horst Baron, Lorena Sanchez, Joey Valentine, John Espizedo, Jordan Ash, Valentina Rossi, Mannella, Joss Lescaf, Tony Brooklyn
Studio: Naked Sins
Directed by: Mike Metropolis, Zak Wylde

Review brief: All this release does is hack down Combat Zone's Grand Slam and Nightmare on Black Street and throw in one more scene from Grand Slam 2 while looking like it's trying to be a fresh release. The action isn't bad, but you can probably pick up all three original DVDs for about the same price as this one and get a heck of a lot more doing so. Skip this one just like you should virtually everything else coming out from Juicy Entertainment.
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Boxcover for Girls on Duty
Girls on Duty

Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 11/7/2013 by astroknight

Starring: T.T. Boy, Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Sahara Sands, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sydney St. James
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury

Review brief: This is a fairly forgettable blast from the past. The sex is average with cheesy music and average at best chemistry. The technical aspects are a bit weak and very dated, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one should be pretty easy to pass by.
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Boxcover for Wonder Woman Interactive
Wonder Woman Interactive

Release date: 4/2/2012
Reviewed on: 10/30/2013 by bmnot

Starring: Kerry Louise, Chanel Preston, Ashli Ames, Izzi Ryder
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Sinister X

Review brief: It's an interactive parody involving Chanel Preston as Wonder Woman. Personally, if they were going that route, both discs should have had a plethora of options to choose from, with a Nice Wonder Woman for Disc 1 and a Naughty Wonder Woman for Disc 2, instead of what we got, which I get into in my actual review.
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Boxcover for All-Girl Foot & Leg Fetish Sex Orgy
All-Girl Foot & Leg Fetish Sex Orgy

Release date: 8/29/2013
Reviewed on: 10/10/2013 by astroknight

Starring: Klaudia, Pamela, Foxy, Hannah Hunter, Mya Diamond, Linda Murray, Sabrina Sweet
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: This is a hard release to recommend. There's hot sex with a great focus on legs and feet, but it's also a compilation masquerading as a fresh release that never delivers on the orgy aspect. With a bit more honesty regarding the title and cover this would be an easy title to recommend, but as it is I just can't get behind it.
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Boxcover for Interracial Fuck Zone
Interracial Fuck Zone

Release date: 7/18/2013
Reviewed on: 9/21/2013 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Ariana, Sophia, Daniella Rush, Katsuni, Anita Blue
Studio: Onyx


Review brief: If you ever wondered where old mediocre forgotten about porn winds up in the cosmos, this release is your answer.
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Boxcover for Anal Babes Gone Wild 5
Anal Babes Gone Wild 5

Release date: 8/8/2013
Reviewed on: 9/21/2013 by astroknight

Starring: Nick Lang, James Brossman, Valentina Velasquez, Angelina Crow, Liz Honey, Belicia, Katy Caro, J.J., Missy Nicole
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: This release shows Swank would rather try to trick consumers out of their money rather than earn it. Not only does it list extras and sex acts that don't exist on this release on their back cover, but it's a compilation masquerading as a fresh release. The scenes here are solid, but I just can't recommend anybody put down their hard earned money on a release that feels the need to deceive them to get it.
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Boxcover for Rebound (Wicked Pictures)
Rebound (Wicked Pictures)

Release date: 7/24/2013
Reviewed on: 9/11/2013 by Katayani

Starring: Kaylani Lei, Samantha Ryan, Lyla Storm, Allie Haze, Michael Vegas, Brendon Miller, Karlo Karrera, Tyler Nixon
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Stormy Daniels

Review brief: The story is about a young self-help relationship writer who finds out her fiance is cheating on her during an interview on National TV. She spends some time in the Mountains at her brothers cabin and meets a nice guy named Zach. At the end of her stay she refuses Zach's strange advance and writes a fiction novel based on their potential romance.
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Boxcover for MILFshakes (Filly Films)
MILFshakes (Filly Films)

Release date: 1/28/2013
Reviewed on: 8/27/2013 by Captain Jack

Starring: Eve Minax, Sadie Lune, Penny Barber, Beretta James, Maggie Mayhem, Alani Pi, Coral Aorta, Dixon Mason
Studio: Filly Films
Directed by: Madison Young

Review brief: As the title implies, older woman are shaking their stuff and getting their groove on. There are 8 girls here in 4 scenes, not any of them very well known. From the opening credits, you can see at least one woman take the title literally as she lactates into a shake container. Very nice!
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Boxcover for Little Teens Doing Big Things 3
Little Teens Doing Big Things 3

Release date: 5/27/2013
Reviewed on: 7/14/2013 by astroknight

Starring: Billy Banks, Kaycee Dean, Ruby Luxe, Brittany Angel, Emma Heart
Studio: Black Market


Review brief: With four solid barely legal interracial POV cream pie scenes, this could have been a well recommended release if it had presented itself as a compilation rather than having the Little Teens Doing Big Things series change from being original scenes to a compilation release. The four scenes are pretty good despite Billy Banks thinking he should be more vocal than the girls, and the technical aspects are okay. Not surprisingly for a compilation, there's no effort put into the extras. Aim low on this one.
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Boxcover for Couples Seduce Couples 4
Couples Seduce Couples 4

Release date: 3/26/2013
Reviewed on: 5/23/2013 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Mina, Nick Lang, Renato, James Brossman, Nataly, George Uhl, Neeo, Martin Gun, Bijou, Leny Ewil, Michelle Moist, Mia Leone, Roxy Taggart, Melanie Memphis, Joyce Angel, Sybelle Watson, Samantha Rise, Nikky Throne, Marylin Blond
Studio: Reality Kings


Review brief: There’s nothing I hate more when watching porn than a disk that has so much potential and then completely disappoints. This is exactly what happens with Couples Seduce Couples 4 from Reality Kings. This 6 scene just shy of 4 hour release disappoints on so many levels that it’s almost too difficult to list them all. I’ll try though.
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