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Hot Times at Copenhagen High
Release date: 10/7/2008
Reviewed on: 1/27/2019 by Flash
Starring: Nancy Ross, Janelle Leigh, Elanora Taylor, Tish Martin, Afton Parish, Jackie Nura, Joni Roberts, Diana Johnson, Laurie Harris, Paula Sherwood, Shana Carol, Johanna Stirling
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Samantha Hall
Review brief: Hot Times at Copenhagen High is an enjoyable barely legal feature film from the beginning of the 1980s. There isn't much to consider a plot nor is there any reason for the film however Hot Times at Copenhagen High manages to entertain the viewer from start to finish. Hot Times at Copenhagen High is well worth watching for fans of classic adult titles. Gourmet Video Collection has done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Hot Times at Copenhagen High with poor video and audio quality.
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Nappy Headed Ho's
Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 1/13/2019 by RegularJoe
Starring: Charlene, Fetish, Diamond Pipes, Lady Latrese, Karma Storm, Eve Mayfair, Lisa Strokes
Studio: Kick Ass
Review brief: Very old compilation of vaulted material!
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Bad Wives 2 (Homegrown Video)
Release date: 3/20/2018
Reviewed on: 11/26/2018 by astroknight
Starring: Rob, Mercedes, Sean, Ernesto, Diego, Drew, Destiny Childs, Ana Claire, Jessi Jay, Tracy Blaze
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: This one should be pretty easy to pass by. The action is nothing worth mentioning, the camera work is sloppy, and even it's own boxcover can't keep track of who's in the movie. You're not missing much here.
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Men's Room (Bijou Video)
Release date: 11/16/2018
Reviewed on: 11/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Craig Roberts, Shannon (Male), Dave Daniels, Danny Robb, Scott Heath, Louis Lane, Ray Nemo, Roy Nemo, Steve Pyro
Studio: Bijou
Directed by: Robert Shaw
Review brief: The concept and story idea behind the gay hardcore feature film Men's Room are good ones. However, the film is likely to be best enjoyed by gay viewers because the concept is stretched out too long and the time is filled with large amounts of sex scenes with little story portions here and there. Unfortunately, Bijou Video has done a poor job with their release of Men's Room with an ugly looking video sourced transfer that is edited.
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Dracula Sucks (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 10/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/8/2018 by fu_q
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Seka, Annette Haven, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Yontz, Richard Bulik, George Lee, Reggie Nalder, David Lee Bynum, Martin L. Dorf, Irene Best, Renee Andre, Slavica, Kurt Sjoberg, Mitch Morrill, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Review brief: "Dracula Sucks"...and so does the movie. Despite featuring a veritable Who's Who of the Golden Age of adult films (with the likes of Annette Haven, Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, etc. onboard), this film still manages to fall flatter than piss on a plate in just about every conceivable manner.
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Bad Wives (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/3/2018 by Flash
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Bad Wives is an excellent feature film from director Paul Thomas that is one of the modern classics. However, Vivid has done a horrible job with their DVD release of Bad Wives by using what they are calling the director's cut of the film that has excised more of the film then is included on the disc. The result is an absolute hack job that barely even resembles the original film. Vivid promised a Collector's Edition release of the movie with the uncut movie on it over a decade ago that never materialized. Sadly, this reviewer can't recommend this hack job of a modern classic.
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Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity
Release date: 10/31/2018
Reviewed on: 10/1/2018 by Flash
Starring: Edie Sixx
Studio: A Baroque House
Directed by: Akiko Janos
Review brief: Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity is an all sex adult short film that unique. Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity won't be for most viewers. The short film combines sex and gore for one masturbation scene and thus will only appeal to viewers who have a fetish for the mixture. While Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity was not to this reviewer's tastes, Akiko Janos has done an excellent job with the production and viewers that enjoy this fetish should enjoy the short film.
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Original Sex Academy, The
Release date: 8/2/2008
Reviewed on: 7/17/2018 by Flash
Starring: Tamara Longley, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Kristara Barrington, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Carol Titian, Tiffany DuPonte
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Jerry Ross
Review brief: The Original Sex Academy is a prime example of how adult movies went wrong when they switched from shot on film productions to shot on video productions. The Original Sex Academy capitalizes on the name of Police Academy, but that is as far as any connection between the two movies. The Original Sex Academy is a series of sex scenes with some plotted portions between them to make the movie look like a feature movie. The sex scenes are average. There isn't any real reason to see this movie. Gourmet Video has done a better than their average job but still not average job with their DVD release with acceptable video and audio quality.
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Live For Sex Die For Love
Release date: 4/1/2011
Reviewed on: 6/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Chuck, Ryan Wagner, Mark Holland, Sean White, Adam Ross, Ramon Garcia, Ricky Sinz, Joe Rubin, Ajax Satyros, Andrew McArdle, Martin Aistrope, Blake Melvin, Omar Mashal, Alfred Beattie, Thorne Brandt, Happy Dave, Peter Lambert, Bill Salas, Robert Rolwing, Victor Rodriguez, Todd Klein, Albert Kaiser, Heather Marie Vernon, Kirby Fleming, Frank Failing, Julia Zinn, Hoggle, Jeff Colcord, Amadeus, Bart Braden, Jeff Devin, Butch Hardon
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross, Joe Rubin
Review brief: There was an interesting idea behind Live For Sex Die For Love, however, as far as the XXX Internet Version goes, the idea was never given enough substance to work and is hindered by what appears to be inserts that have nothing to do with the plot of the movie. The end result is sadly a mess that isn't worth the time spent watching. Toby Ross and BDF (Big Dik Factory) have done a poor job with their streaming-only edition of Live For Sex Die For Love with poor image and poor audio quality.
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King Dong (Alpha Blue)
Release date: 4/27/2018
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018 by fu_q
Starring: Crystal Holland
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Yancey Hendrieth
Review brief: When her mother wants to send her away to a camp in Montana for the summer, a hot-to-trot, young woman, Crystal Holland, decides to run away with her friends on one of their sailboats and sail halfway around the world. Of course, nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea...until Crystal's given the helm, hits a ship at night, and she and the boat's owner, Chaz St. Peters, end up as castaways on an island populated with monsters, cannibals, and Amazons...and they're all either angry or horny...or both. Such is the case in "King Dong", a subpar, 1985 release from Alpha Blue and director Yancey Hendrieth.
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White Slaver (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 1/18/2018 by Flash
Starring: Bill Scott, Devon Mayer, Jim Mayer
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: White Slaver is a rather poor and obviously thrown together feature-style roughie from the early 1970s that seems to want to impress the viewer with the fact they had a boat than with well-done sex scenes or any sort of attempted plot. Not even die-hard fans of the roughie genre will likely enjoy White Slaver. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent with White Slaver with their streaming-only edition available on Exploitation.TV with decent video and acceptable audio quality.
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Wet Dream on Elm Street 2, A
Release date: 10/31/2017
Reviewed on: 12/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Kinky Gaga, Adam Christopher, Charlie Comet
Studio: TarantinoXXX
Directed by: Charlie Comet
Review brief: A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt is a vignette style short movie that was trimmed from the original edition of Adam Christopher's Creepy Peep Show 2. Honestly, it is easy to see why the scene was ultimately trimmed from the movie. If you've seen Creepy Peep Show 2 and want to see the scene as a deleted not up to par scene, A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt is worth watching. If you are looking for a vignette style scene to just watch, A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt is an easy pass. Tarantino XXX has done a good job with their streaming-only edition of A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt on AdamRuinsPorn.com with good video and audio quality.
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Hot Pistols
Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 12/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Rene Bond, Keith Erickson, Ric Lutze, Jill Sweete
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: Hot Pistols starts off strong but then quickly falls apart and loses all the potential that the film had becoming nothing more than your standard, quickly made, quickly forgotten adult film. Come to the end of the film, unfortunately, most viewers will find that Hot Pistols was a waste of their time. Vinegar Syndrome has done an acceptable job with their streaming-only edition on Exploitation.TV with a beat-up almost colorless image and below average audio quality.
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Vice Vs Vice
Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 12/20/2017 by Flash
Starring: Rick Cassidy, Suzanne Fields, Ric Lutze, Adam Ward, Starlyn Simone
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: Vice Vs Vice sadly has no redeeming qualities as an adult film. It is just one of many cheaply churned out bad adult films that no one expected to live past the film reels all deteriorating. The acting is poor, the sex is badly captured, and the story seems to have been an afterthought. There are many adult films worth watching, however, Vice Vs Vice isn't one of them.
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Fugitives, The (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 12/20/2017 by Flash
Starring: Cyndee Summers, Rick Cassidy, Franklin Anthony, Marsha Hart, Dalana Bissonnette, Jon Roy Jones
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: The Fugitives is a rather bad essentially softcore roughie from 1970 from an uncredited director. The plot is really bad and the softcore sex scenes aren't very well-done either. Honestly, there is no real reason to see The Fugitives. The streaming edition from Vinegar Syndrome on Exploitation.TV is in decent shape and watchable.
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Bat Pussy (Blu-ray)
Release date: 11/21/2017
Reviewed on: 11/18/2017 by Flash
Starring: Sam, Buddy, Dora Dildo
Studio: AGFA
Review brief: Bat Pussy is not a good adult film by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, calling Bat Pussy an adult film is likely even a stretch since there is nothing erotic about the film. Bat Pussy would honestly be better as birth control than as an arousal aide. The only purpose in life that Bat Pussy actually serves is to be used for a Mystery Science Theater 3000 style get together where one has a bunch of people together to endlessly mock the film. As a result, it is impossible to recommend Bat Pussy to any sane person. Robot Love Slaves is a rather poorly made film as well with few, if any, redeeming qualities. There is no real reason to need to see Robot Love Slaves either. AGFA has created as close to a definitive version that one will ever see for Bat Pussy with an excellent presentation on the Blu-ray. Robot Love Slaves is disappointing however with a rather worn and beaten print of the softcore version of the film.
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Soaped Up 3
Release date: 1/26/2017
Reviewed on: 11/13/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Katie Kaliana, Shay Hendrix, Michelle Moist, Marc Rose, Stacey Lacey, Holly Kiss
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Review brief: This is a disappointing release. There's a good idea behind it and the girls are decent, but the scenes are all overly short with limited camera angles and choppy editing. The technical aspects are above average, but there's no effort put into the extras. Pass this one by.
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French Maid to Hire 2
Release date: 10/15/2015
Reviewed on: 11/6/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Aleska Diamond, Samantha Bentley, Lana Fever, Julie Skyhigh, Nathan Blake
Studio: Nathan Blake Productions
Directed by: Nathan Blake
Review brief: This is one of those releases that has plenty of potential, but just doesn't get there. Aleksa Diamond, Julie Skyhigh, Lana Fever, and Samantha Bentley all do a solid job taking on Nathan Blake and his thick black cock, but the camera work and editing just seem a little too amateurish and doesn't seem to know if it wants to be a POV release or not. The technical aspects are a little weak and there's no real effort put into the extras to help out the overall release. This one's a lower level rental at best, which is definitely disappointing with the talent involved in it..
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Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days
Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 11/6/2017 by Flash
Starring: Sharon Thorpe, Joan Devlon, Tyler Reynolds, Barry Vane, Dale Meador, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Ken Turner, Yank Levine, Mira Vane, Susan Catherine, George S. McDonald, Deborah Brast, Gina Fornelli, Jacquie Brodie, Nina Laurie, Sean Brancato
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, James Mitchell
Review brief: Jim and Artie Mitchell's Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days is a truly bizarre adult film that tries to combine the story of Lot from Genesis with space aliens with disastrous results. The film boasts high production values but the pacing in the film is off, the story is ludicrous, and the sex scenes are extremely lacking. Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days is an easy film to pass on. Mitchell Brothers Film Group has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version available on GameLink with a beautiful picture and good sound.
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Big Tit Blondies
Release date: 8/11/2017
Reviewed on: 9/11/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Nicole Aniston, Brett Rossi, Cherie DeVille, Leya Falcon, Alix Lynx, Payton West, Olivia Austin, Daisy Monroe
Studio: Desire Films
Review brief: This should be a lesbian release I'm strongly recommending. There's a great cast with Alix Lynx, Brett Rossi, Cherie DeVille, Daisy Monroe, Leya Falcon, Nicole Aniston, Olivia Austin, and Payton West that's all having a lot of fun together, and solid presentation with good technical aspects. There's no real effort put into the extras, but that's nothing new for Desire Films. Instead I'm passing on this one as it's a compilation masquerading as a fresh release that appears to be trying to deceive consumers. Pass this one by.
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Frat House Cream
Release date: 11/1/2013
Reviewed on: 8/10/2017 by Flash
Starring: Leo Forte, Blue Bailey, Connor Maguire, Johnny Torque, Doug Acre, Shawn Wolfe, Hunter Page, Ray Han, Marco Russo, Kyle Mason, Jordan Wheeler
Studio: NakedSword
Directed by: mr. Pam
Review brief: Frat House Cream is a gay hardcore feature horror movie that gives all appearances of never being fully thought out before production started and then rushed out to the market despite numerous issues with the movie. The plot in the movie is basically a waste and Frat House Cream isn't recommended for fans of the genre. NakedSword has done a good job with the streaming only version of Frat House Cream available on NakedSword.com with an excellent video and audio presentation.
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Sins of Johnny X, The (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 5/25/2017
Reviewed on: 8/10/2017 by Flash
Starring: Richard Locke, Kurt Williams, Clay Grant, Dave Daniels
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Taylor Benson
Review brief: The Sins of Johnny X is a poor gay adult hardcore film that has an uninteresting story and one of the main cast members never seems to be into the sex scenes at all. There really isn't anything about this film that needs to be experienced by the viewer. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming only release of The Sins of Johnny X on Exploitation.TV with a nice looking image and decent audio quality.
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UK's Hottest Gang Bang
Release date: 6/22/2017
Reviewed on: 7/31/2017 by Sean DPS
Starring: Samantha Bentley, Skyler Synn, Candy Chang, Missy Kink
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Review brief: There is one word missing from the title of this one, and that word is "not", and I don't mean in the porn parody way either. If for some reason you are still reading this, here's a little tip (once again really going wild with the puns in this one), stop reading and continue on to the next movie or review. I just spent 1 hour and 22 minutes watching this not so great movie so you didn't have to.
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Dynamite (French Connection)
Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 7/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Eric Ryan, Justin Time, Michael Pen, Tom Cord, Michael Munsey, Eric Hill, John Meadows
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Arch Brown
Review brief: Dynamite presents itself as a hardcore gay feature film, however, in reality, the plot is almost non-existent and any viewer watching this film as a feature is going to be very disappointed. On top of that, Dynamite is clearly a cheaply made and rushed effort which is likely to leave viewers very unsatisfied. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Dynamite with unacceptably bad video quality and a poor audio presentation.
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Cock Crazy Housewives
Release date: 1/12/2017
Reviewed on: 7/17/2017 by astroknight
Studio: Mature.NL
Review brief: This one can be passed by. It's more of a granny movie than a MILF / housewife movie and there's not a lot of chemistry in the scenes. The technical aspects are also a little weak and there's no effort whatsoever put into the extras. This one's a dud.
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Release date: 10/7/2008
Reviewed on: 1/27/2019 by Flash
Starring: Nancy Ross, Janelle Leigh, Elanora Taylor, Tish Martin, Afton Parish, Jackie Nura, Joni Roberts, Diana Johnson, Laurie Harris, Paula Sherwood, Shana Carol, Johanna Stirling
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Samantha Hall
Review brief: Hot Times at Copenhagen High is an enjoyable barely legal feature film from the beginning of the 1980s. There isn't much to consider a plot nor is there any reason for the film however Hot Times at Copenhagen High manages to entertain the viewer from start to finish. Hot Times at Copenhagen High is well worth watching for fans of classic adult titles. Gourmet Video Collection has done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Hot Times at Copenhagen High with poor video and audio quality.
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Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 1/13/2019 by RegularJoe
Starring: Charlene, Fetish, Diamond Pipes, Lady Latrese, Karma Storm, Eve Mayfair, Lisa Strokes
Studio: Kick Ass
Review brief: Very old compilation of vaulted material!
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Release date: 3/20/2018
Reviewed on: 11/26/2018 by astroknight
Starring: Rob, Mercedes, Sean, Ernesto, Diego, Drew, Destiny Childs, Ana Claire, Jessi Jay, Tracy Blaze
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: This one should be pretty easy to pass by. The action is nothing worth mentioning, the camera work is sloppy, and even it's own boxcover can't keep track of who's in the movie. You're not missing much here.
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Release date: 11/16/2018
Reviewed on: 11/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Craig Roberts, Shannon (Male), Dave Daniels, Danny Robb, Scott Heath, Louis Lane, Ray Nemo, Roy Nemo, Steve Pyro
Studio: Bijou
Directed by: Robert Shaw
Review brief: The concept and story idea behind the gay hardcore feature film Men's Room are good ones. However, the film is likely to be best enjoyed by gay viewers because the concept is stretched out too long and the time is filled with large amounts of sex scenes with little story portions here and there. Unfortunately, Bijou Video has done a poor job with their release of Men's Room with an ugly looking video sourced transfer that is edited.
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Release date: 10/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/8/2018 by fu_q
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Seka, Annette Haven, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Yontz, Richard Bulik, George Lee, Reggie Nalder, David Lee Bynum, Martin L. Dorf, Irene Best, Renee Andre, Slavica, Kurt Sjoberg, Mitch Morrill, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Review brief: "Dracula Sucks"...and so does the movie. Despite featuring a veritable Who's Who of the Golden Age of adult films (with the likes of Annette Haven, Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, etc. onboard), this film still manages to fall flatter than piss on a plate in just about every conceivable manner.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/3/2018 by Flash
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Bad Wives is an excellent feature film from director Paul Thomas that is one of the modern classics. However, Vivid has done a horrible job with their DVD release of Bad Wives by using what they are calling the director's cut of the film that has excised more of the film then is included on the disc. The result is an absolute hack job that barely even resembles the original film. Vivid promised a Collector's Edition release of the movie with the uncut movie on it over a decade ago that never materialized. Sadly, this reviewer can't recommend this hack job of a modern classic.
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Release date: 10/31/2018
Reviewed on: 10/1/2018 by Flash
Starring: Edie Sixx
Studio: A Baroque House
Directed by: Akiko Janos
Review brief: Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity is an all sex adult short film that unique. Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity won't be for most viewers. The short film combines sex and gore for one masturbation scene and thus will only appeal to viewers who have a fetish for the mixture. While Blood Corrodes Inside: Vanity was not to this reviewer's tastes, Akiko Janos has done an excellent job with the production and viewers that enjoy this fetish should enjoy the short film.
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Release date: 8/2/2008
Reviewed on: 7/17/2018 by Flash
Starring: Tamara Longley, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Kristara Barrington, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Carol Titian, Tiffany DuPonte
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Jerry Ross
Review brief: The Original Sex Academy is a prime example of how adult movies went wrong when they switched from shot on film productions to shot on video productions. The Original Sex Academy capitalizes on the name of Police Academy, but that is as far as any connection between the two movies. The Original Sex Academy is a series of sex scenes with some plotted portions between them to make the movie look like a feature movie. The sex scenes are average. There isn't any real reason to see this movie. Gourmet Video has done a better than their average job but still not average job with their DVD release with acceptable video and audio quality.
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Release date: 4/1/2011
Reviewed on: 6/16/2018 by Flash
Starring: Chuck, Ryan Wagner, Mark Holland, Sean White, Adam Ross, Ramon Garcia, Ricky Sinz, Joe Rubin, Ajax Satyros, Andrew McArdle, Martin Aistrope, Blake Melvin, Omar Mashal, Alfred Beattie, Thorne Brandt, Happy Dave, Peter Lambert, Bill Salas, Robert Rolwing, Victor Rodriguez, Todd Klein, Albert Kaiser, Heather Marie Vernon, Kirby Fleming, Frank Failing, Julia Zinn, Hoggle, Jeff Colcord, Amadeus, Bart Braden, Jeff Devin, Butch Hardon
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross, Joe Rubin
Review brief: There was an interesting idea behind Live For Sex Die For Love, however, as far as the XXX Internet Version goes, the idea was never given enough substance to work and is hindered by what appears to be inserts that have nothing to do with the plot of the movie. The end result is sadly a mess that isn't worth the time spent watching. Toby Ross and BDF (Big Dik Factory) have done a poor job with their streaming-only edition of Live For Sex Die For Love with poor image and poor audio quality.
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Release date: 4/27/2018
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018 by fu_q
Starring: Crystal Holland
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Yancey Hendrieth
Review brief: When her mother wants to send her away to a camp in Montana for the summer, a hot-to-trot, young woman, Crystal Holland, decides to run away with her friends on one of their sailboats and sail halfway around the world. Of course, nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea...until Crystal's given the helm, hits a ship at night, and she and the boat's owner, Chaz St. Peters, end up as castaways on an island populated with monsters, cannibals, and Amazons...and they're all either angry or horny...or both. Such is the case in "King Dong", a subpar, 1985 release from Alpha Blue and director Yancey Hendrieth.
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Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 1/18/2018 by Flash
Starring: Bill Scott, Devon Mayer, Jim Mayer
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: White Slaver is a rather poor and obviously thrown together feature-style roughie from the early 1970s that seems to want to impress the viewer with the fact they had a boat than with well-done sex scenes or any sort of attempted plot. Not even die-hard fans of the roughie genre will likely enjoy White Slaver. Vinegar Syndrome has done a decent with White Slaver with their streaming-only edition available on Exploitation.TV with decent video and acceptable audio quality.
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Release date: 10/31/2017
Reviewed on: 12/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Kinky Gaga, Adam Christopher, Charlie Comet
Studio: TarantinoXXX
Directed by: Charlie Comet
Review brief: A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt is a vignette style short movie that was trimmed from the original edition of Adam Christopher's Creepy Peep Show 2. Honestly, it is easy to see why the scene was ultimately trimmed from the movie. If you've seen Creepy Peep Show 2 and want to see the scene as a deleted not up to par scene, A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt is worth watching. If you are looking for a vignette style scene to just watch, A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt is an easy pass. Tarantino XXX has done a good job with their streaming-only edition of A Wet Dream on Elm Street 2: Freddy Makes Her Squirt on AdamRuinsPorn.com with good video and audio quality.
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Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 12/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Rene Bond, Keith Erickson, Ric Lutze, Jill Sweete
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: Hot Pistols starts off strong but then quickly falls apart and loses all the potential that the film had becoming nothing more than your standard, quickly made, quickly forgotten adult film. Come to the end of the film, unfortunately, most viewers will find that Hot Pistols was a waste of their time. Vinegar Syndrome has done an acceptable job with their streaming-only edition on Exploitation.TV with a beat-up almost colorless image and below average audio quality.
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Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 12/20/2017 by Flash
Starring: Rick Cassidy, Suzanne Fields, Ric Lutze, Adam Ward, Starlyn Simone
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: Vice Vs Vice sadly has no redeeming qualities as an adult film. It is just one of many cheaply churned out bad adult films that no one expected to live past the film reels all deteriorating. The acting is poor, the sex is badly captured, and the story seems to have been an afterthought. There are many adult films worth watching, however, Vice Vs Vice isn't one of them.
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Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 12/20/2017 by Flash
Starring: Cyndee Summers, Rick Cassidy, Franklin Anthony, Marsha Hart, Dalana Bissonnette, Jon Roy Jones
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: The Fugitives is a rather bad essentially softcore roughie from 1970 from an uncredited director. The plot is really bad and the softcore sex scenes aren't very well-done either. Honestly, there is no real reason to see The Fugitives. The streaming edition from Vinegar Syndrome on Exploitation.TV is in decent shape and watchable.
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Release date: 11/21/2017
Reviewed on: 11/18/2017 by Flash
Starring: Sam, Buddy, Dora Dildo
Studio: AGFA
Review brief: Bat Pussy is not a good adult film by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, calling Bat Pussy an adult film is likely even a stretch since there is nothing erotic about the film. Bat Pussy would honestly be better as birth control than as an arousal aide. The only purpose in life that Bat Pussy actually serves is to be used for a Mystery Science Theater 3000 style get together where one has a bunch of people together to endlessly mock the film. As a result, it is impossible to recommend Bat Pussy to any sane person. Robot Love Slaves is a rather poorly made film as well with few, if any, redeeming qualities. There is no real reason to need to see Robot Love Slaves either. AGFA has created as close to a definitive version that one will ever see for Bat Pussy with an excellent presentation on the Blu-ray. Robot Love Slaves is disappointing however with a rather worn and beaten print of the softcore version of the film.
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Release date: 1/26/2017
Reviewed on: 11/13/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Katie Kaliana, Shay Hendrix, Michelle Moist, Marc Rose, Stacey Lacey, Holly Kiss
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Review brief: This is a disappointing release. There's a good idea behind it and the girls are decent, but the scenes are all overly short with limited camera angles and choppy editing. The technical aspects are above average, but there's no effort put into the extras. Pass this one by.
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Release date: 10/15/2015
Reviewed on: 11/6/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Aleska Diamond, Samantha Bentley, Lana Fever, Julie Skyhigh, Nathan Blake
Studio: Nathan Blake Productions
Directed by: Nathan Blake
Review brief: This is one of those releases that has plenty of potential, but just doesn't get there. Aleksa Diamond, Julie Skyhigh, Lana Fever, and Samantha Bentley all do a solid job taking on Nathan Blake and his thick black cock, but the camera work and editing just seem a little too amateurish and doesn't seem to know if it wants to be a POV release or not. The technical aspects are a little weak and there's no real effort put into the extras to help out the overall release. This one's a lower level rental at best, which is definitely disappointing with the talent involved in it..
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Release date: 1/1/2017
Reviewed on: 11/6/2017 by Flash
Starring: Sharon Thorpe, Joan Devlon, Tyler Reynolds, Barry Vane, Dale Meador, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Ken Turner, Yank Levine, Mira Vane, Susan Catherine, George S. McDonald, Deborah Brast, Gina Fornelli, Jacquie Brodie, Nina Laurie, Sean Brancato
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, James Mitchell
Review brief: Jim and Artie Mitchell's Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days is a truly bizarre adult film that tries to combine the story of Lot from Genesis with space aliens with disastrous results. The film boasts high production values but the pacing in the film is off, the story is ludicrous, and the sex scenes are extremely lacking. Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days is an easy film to pass on. Mitchell Brothers Film Group has done an excellent job with their streaming and download version available on GameLink with a beautiful picture and good sound.
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Release date: 8/11/2017
Reviewed on: 9/11/2017 by astroknight
Starring: Nicole Aniston, Brett Rossi, Cherie DeVille, Leya Falcon, Alix Lynx, Payton West, Olivia Austin, Daisy Monroe
Studio: Desire Films
Review brief: This should be a lesbian release I'm strongly recommending. There's a great cast with Alix Lynx, Brett Rossi, Cherie DeVille, Daisy Monroe, Leya Falcon, Nicole Aniston, Olivia Austin, and Payton West that's all having a lot of fun together, and solid presentation with good technical aspects. There's no real effort put into the extras, but that's nothing new for Desire Films. Instead I'm passing on this one as it's a compilation masquerading as a fresh release that appears to be trying to deceive consumers. Pass this one by.
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Release date: 11/1/2013
Reviewed on: 8/10/2017 by Flash
Starring: Leo Forte, Blue Bailey, Connor Maguire, Johnny Torque, Doug Acre, Shawn Wolfe, Hunter Page, Ray Han, Marco Russo, Kyle Mason, Jordan Wheeler
Studio: NakedSword
Directed by: mr. Pam
Review brief: Frat House Cream is a gay hardcore feature horror movie that gives all appearances of never being fully thought out before production started and then rushed out to the market despite numerous issues with the movie. The plot in the movie is basically a waste and Frat House Cream isn't recommended for fans of the genre. NakedSword has done a good job with the streaming only version of Frat House Cream available on NakedSword.com with an excellent video and audio presentation.
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Release date: 5/25/2017
Reviewed on: 8/10/2017 by Flash
Starring: Richard Locke, Kurt Williams, Clay Grant, Dave Daniels
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Taylor Benson
Review brief: The Sins of Johnny X is a poor gay adult hardcore film that has an uninteresting story and one of the main cast members never seems to be into the sex scenes at all. There really isn't anything about this film that needs to be experienced by the viewer. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming only release of The Sins of Johnny X on Exploitation.TV with a nice looking image and decent audio quality.
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Release date: 6/22/2017
Reviewed on: 7/31/2017 by Sean DPS
Starring: Samantha Bentley, Skyler Synn, Candy Chang, Missy Kink
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Review brief: There is one word missing from the title of this one, and that word is "not", and I don't mean in the porn parody way either. If for some reason you are still reading this, here's a little tip (once again really going wild with the puns in this one), stop reading and continue on to the next movie or review. I just spent 1 hour and 22 minutes watching this not so great movie so you didn't have to.
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Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 7/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Eric Ryan, Justin Time, Michael Pen, Tom Cord, Michael Munsey, Eric Hill, John Meadows
Studio: P.M. Productions
Directed by: Arch Brown
Review brief: Dynamite presents itself as a hardcore gay feature film, however, in reality, the plot is almost non-existent and any viewer watching this film as a feature is going to be very disappointed. On top of that, Dynamite is clearly a cheaply made and rushed effort which is likely to leave viewers very unsatisfied. Cream of the Crop and The French Connection have done an abysmal job with their DVD release of Dynamite with unacceptably bad video quality and a poor audio presentation.
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Release date: 1/12/2017
Reviewed on: 7/17/2017 by astroknight
Studio: Mature.NL
Review brief: This one can be passed by. It's more of a granny movie than a MILF / housewife movie and there's not a lot of chemistry in the scenes. The technical aspects are also a little weak and there's no effort whatsoever put into the extras. This one's a dud.
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