Elvis Slept Here Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/26/2003

Running Time: 66 min. (including four min. of fun credits)

Production Date: 1992

Director: Scotty Fox

Cast: Nikki Dial, Alyssa Jarreau, Christine Appleigh, Meekah, Mona Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Ted Wilson, Randy “Leatherface” West, and Randy Spears

Initial Expectations: Something about this one seems like it could be fun, but something else scares me.

Initial Reaction: It’s funny, but not that hot.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Elvis who want lukewarm porn

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and heavy porn

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. It’s nicely balanced, free from background noises, and doesn’t have any noticeable dubbing. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. There’s a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy.

Music: The music is extremely amusing, but a little on the loud side. It sounds like your typical synthesizer porno music, but if you listen closely you can hear that they’re mixing Elvis songs into it.

Menus: The menus leave absolutely everything to be desired. The main menu has no animation and there isn’t even a chapter menu.

The Feature: Alexis Star (Alyssa Jarreau) is the head of the International Star, one of the top tabloids. Worm Jenkins (Randy Spears) is one of her top reporters, but has to come up with a better story than Eva (Meekah) in twenty four hours. He thinks he has it made when one of his sources starts telling him a story about how Elvis is alive and well in LA, working his way around the trailer parks as a serviceman and bedding the women.

Meekah and Alyssa Jarreau start things out. Alyssa kisses Meekah’s nipples after they’re presented to her before dropping down to tongue and finger Meekah’s muff. Meekah returns the favor before they finish things up with a lickity-slit sixty nine before the porno timer goes off.

This is an average at best scene. The girls often overdo things, leaving much of it feeling faked. It also comes off as a bit uninspired.

Nikki Dial and Ted Wilson hook up for the second scene. Nikki thinks refrigerator repairman Ted is Elvis and tells him she’ll screw him like he’s never been screwed before if he’ll curl his lip a little for her. He kisses his way across Nikki’s fantastic natural body before letting her gobble his knob while giving him some great eyes. “King” Ted fucks Nikki from behind for a short time before giving her a dusty pop on her ass.

This is an okay scene. Nikki is fantastic and puts some excellent energy into the scene. She overdoes things a little, but not so much that it ruins the scene. Ted, however, brings the entire scene down. The fucking only lasts a couple moments and after that the pop was barely even visible. After this scene I can see why Nikki had a good following, just as I can see why I never heard of Ted before.

Plumber / King Randy West takes on Christine Appeleigh and Mona Lisa in the third scene. He was there to fix the shower drain, but when Christine figures out he’s the King she and Mona take him on in the shower. Christine sucks Randy while Mona sucks her tits before Christine turns around to eat Mona while Randy fucks her from behind. Randy finishes things up popping on Christine’s ass without ever giving Mona a single bit of attention.

This is a dud of a scene. Christina seems to just be there, and only one position with Randy never even giving Mona any attention didn’t do a thing for me. This scene shows how threesomes shouldn’t be done.

Nikki Dial and Christine Appeleigh take on Randy Spears in the penultimate scene after learning that Randy knew the King. The girls team up to work Randy over orally before Randy fucks Christine from behind while she eats Nikki. The girls trade places so Nikki can get a little dicking too, before Randy finally pops on her ass.

This is a surprisingly good scene. Nikki, Christine, and Randy have great chemistry, and look like they’re all having a lot of fun. Christine is a little dead at times, but seems to enjoy licking Nikki as much as getting fucked. It’s a good scene and shows just how bad the previous scene was.

Meekah finishes things up with Jonathan Morgan. This time The King is a carpet cleaner, but Meekah sees through him and is just as determined to screw him as Jonathan is to let her. Jonathan drops down to tongue Meekah’s twat while she fingers her ass before letting her suck his schlong. They fuck cowgirl and doggie style before Meekah begs Jonathan to come all over her ass, which he does.

This is a fun scene, and probably the best in the entire movie. Jonathan is the perfect ham to play this role, and really made it work. Meekah also does a great job, and puts as much enjoyment and energy into the scene as Jonathan puts humor. This is a very likeable scene.

Elvis Slept Here show just what porn can be as well as doing quite a few things that should have been canned. On the good side, the non-sex scenes are a lot of fun. It’s packed with Elvis jokes and it’s clear that the entire cast had a lot of fun making the movie. At the other end, most of the sex sucks. The first three scenes are lackluster at best, and at times downright boring. A little oral and one position before the pop doesn’t do anything for me. Thankfully the last two scenes start to make up for it. There’s chemistry and close to the same enjoyment during the sex as in the non-sex portions. Elvis Slept Here is far from a hot movie, but it’s still a lot of fun.

Extras: Trailers are included for Fingers, Topless Room Service, The Perfect Pair, and Seymore Butts Interactive 2: In Pursuit of Pleasure. There’s also company information.

Themes: Straight, lesbian, group, and anal (finger)

Condoms Usage: None

Raincoat Factor: High

Overall: Currently, many New Machine DVDs can be found online for between $7 and $24 without much in between. If you have to watch this one, rent it or aim for the low end at the max. The movie has a good sense of humor, but not much beyond that. There isn’t much for extras, and the technical aspects show the age of the feature way too well.

Note to New Machine: It’s good to see you keeping features like this affordable. It would be nice to see you release some of these shorter older movies as double features.

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