Anal Fever 2 (Anarchy Films) Review
Anarchy
Studio: Anarchy
Category: Anal
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Starring: Brandon Iron, Tyce Bune, Chennin Blanc, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Kelly Fire, Brandi Lyons, Brett Rockman, Hamilton Steele, Jackie Moore
Released on: 4/2/2003
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Reviewed by Gabriel Nine on 5/17/2003
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Studio:
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Anarchy Films |
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Director:
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Corey Jordan |
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Cast:
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Jackie Moore, Brandi Lyons, Kelly Steele, Layla Jade, Chennin Blanc, Brandon Iron, Cheyne Collins, Tyce Bune, Hamilton Steele, Brett Rockman |
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Running
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1hr 30mins |
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Video
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NTSC / All regions |
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Audio
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Dolby 2.0 |
Having been disappointed by the first edition of Anal Fever but pleasantly surprised by Corey Jordan's own movie Up Your Bum, with its colourful cast of British talent, I was intrigued to see what Jordan would make of this line for the developing Anarchy studio. However, Anal Fever 2's cast list is hardly the stuff of my dreams and with an opening sequence that epitomises low-rent smut (gynaecological, lube-spattered close-ups accompanied by stereotypical porn music) the omens are not good. Still, let's give it a whirl and see what transpires… Jackie Moore I suppose brunette Jackie looks quite hot in black lingerie, black nylons and heels, but in the final analysis I am not particularly struck by her looks. Yeah, I can sense this is going to be another of those damned by faint praise numbers, but that's the way it is. I might not really have a "type", but if I did, it wouldn't be her. Let's leave it at that. Brandon is her man here, turning up with a bulge in his pants that Jackie paws at and sucks. He gently but firmly urges her into sucking him. She doesn't seem to want to play ball quite as he'd like, and so there's little heat. Maybe she'd prefer it if he gave her the oral pleasure - he does, and eases a bunch of fingers into her pussy and ass for good measure. Jackie then gives up her orifices to Brandon's dick, pussy first, and quickly to anal, all in missionary. She shimmies out of her undies, mainly not shown, and Brandon briefly gags her with a stocking, a short-lived glimmer of kinky excitement amid some pretty standard, albeit highly explicit porn. Gapes abound as Jackie's pulsing anus is displayed to the camera, but I was more intrigued by the welts on Jackie's ass cheeks - a case of where there's a whip there's a way? Anyway, there's a little more spark to the action with ass-to-mouth oral and a few mutual slaps as Brandon continues to nail her ass, but I am pretty much unmoved by this scene. It all ends after some very graphic anal action with an anal cream pie - Brandon fills her ass with spunk. Perhaps thankfully, she fails to squeeze it back out. Layla Jade Apparently Layla will come around and fuck you up the ass, dear viewer, if you aren't wanking off as you watch this scene. A grotesque prospect, I am sure and quite in keeping with the scene. Me? I guess I'll have to just clench and keep my fingers crossed, as there's absolutely nothing in the idea of watching Layla get banged by Tyce Bune to inspire onanism. Layla, surely a grossly over exposed performer for all her enthusiasm and willingness, is not someone I find attractive at all - her brassy blonde fake-boob style is all wrong for me, and like all too many British starlets she confuses foul-mouthed ravings with erotic chat. I know it's a fine line, but she crosses it time after time and it ends up sounding either utterly rehearsed or just ridiculous (what, I ask, is an "anal bastard"?). Few people look their best when they're on the job - in this case I'd suggest it's particularly fortuitous the camera frequently lingers on the business end of things. However, this does mean there's a close ups of her rimming Tyce's ass. Oh no!!! That's way beyond the call of duty. Layla also ends up with a rectum-full of Tyce's come, a doubtful privilege to put it extremely mildly. Deep cocksucking, masses of close-up anal, ass to mouth and decent energy are in the mix, but the only thing I really liked about this scene is when Tyce asks her to call him a piece of shit, and she readily obliges. Next! Chennin Blanc After that last scene, I actually felt vaguely depressed and could hardly bring myself to watch this one. It's another straightforward boy-girl scene, with the busty blonde who is the B-list Porn Valley starlet (tats, fake tits, attitude) personified taking on generic porno dick delivery dude Cheyne Collins. I think the problem with this sort of stuff, like the last scene, is that it's so harsh, so impersonal, quite alienating to watch. It's not a turn-on to me; it's too garish yet grubby, too cheap and relentlessly unimaginative and remote. It's all sooo intense, but actually there's no real intensity - it's all totally professional, put-on pro-celebrity sports sex. It's porno professional wrestling and it's not even the big time - is wrestling fixed? Are Chennin Blanc's orgasms faked? A checklist approach, as Mr M Lyons so adroitly observed of RLD - look nasty while sucking cock, talk dirty, fake an orgasm. What actually happens? Oral, missionary fucking, doggy anal, ass to mouth and an ineffectually captured anal cream pie - but really, for once, take my advice: you don't actually need to know. Kelly Steele I haven't seen fiery redhead Kelly before, but it's sad to report once more that she doesn't do much for me. I should point out that stars such as most of the cast here are not performers I regularly clap eyes on, and once more I feel my evasive action of generic Porn Valley smut, while potentially appearing snobbish, is vindicated by another depressingly mundane scene. I don't know if I can take this, but for you, dear reader, I prop my eyes open with matchsticks - this could actually be used to wean people off porn in Clockwork Orange style aversion therapy. Kelly is quite in charge at first, making sure Hamilton (summary: won't be replacing Pierce Brosnan as James Bond anytime soon) tongues her ass properly. He dishes out a couple of smacks, but soon she has his head buried in her crotch. Full marks for commitment during a whole load of reverse cowgirl anal, perhaps, but her exaggerated (and I mean exaggerated) moans and tigress growl quickly become wearing. "You little bastards back home loving this?" she announces, choosing the inopportune moment when she pops out her quite unappealing fake tits. No, not really. Tell you what; I'd love to meet girls who come like Kelly does after about two seconds of mediocre fucking. Wouldn't that make life easy? It's easy to be cynical, I suppose - on the other hand, she does fling herself into it with enthusiasm and I guess one could as easily argue she's having a good time for real. The energy is all there, but it actually seems to me that Kelly is trying too hard to impress for it to really be natural. Again, the harshness of the dirty talk and the sheer lack of physical appeal make this scene another turn off, no matter the considerable levels of energy and commitment. But nothing is more of a turn off than seeing her follow the anal cream pie climax by attempting to fart the come out of her ass and fail, so that he has to go mining in her ring till spunk dribbles out. Just typing this makes me feel queasy… Brandi Lyons At least Brandi is pretty good looking even if she's been round the block once too often to still be passing herself off as "a nasty little girl". And she's here, to get boned in the butt by Brett, because she loves it? Do us a favour! Still, for once in this movie I can talk with a little more enthusiasm about the girl's looks - pretty face, decent make-up, small, pretty tits and a slim, trim figure. Maybe she just looks good by comparison - could be losing my bearings here. Brett chows down on her shaven slot for quite a while, then she takes his big, bendy boner deep into her mouth. This is definitely better. Brett slides it, lube-assisted, straight into her ass, in missionary. Brandi is soon wailing in OTT delight as Brett bangs her ass, asking him to choke her amid the yodelling. After a fair while of butt banging, she turns round and sucks his cock straight off. The slim brunette proceeds to ride Brett reverse cowgirl, anal of course, then doggy replete with one serious gape. Brett drills her derriere till he fills it with spooge, the cue for Brandi to indulge in more icky come farting activity. She turns round, licks Brett's dick and eats ups the spillage, in a queasily erotic ending to a much better scene that's still too little, too late. Overall So if you've read this far, you'll already know I am not impressed, but to reiterate, Anal Fever 2 is a pretty poor show. Despite protestations to the contrary, these women don't really seem like they're doing this nasty stuff because they like it, as though they were wild, horny, independent women getting off anyway they feel without owing anyone an apology. It's all too obvious they're doing it because they are being paid. It's a job, they're professionals and some do it with undeniable competence and maybe enjoy it while they do it, but it's a job nonetheless. At heart, that's the nature of the beast but the trick of good porn, in my book anyway, is to make it at least seem like something more; at best to bring us performers who really show us something special, something personal. A rare quality, perhaps, but I am disappointed to say Corey Jordan brings us nothing of the sort, even though Anal Fever 2 is far from being alone in failing to achieve this - it's possibly unfair of me to single it out for such criticism. Corey's direction, as revealed in the "Behind the Scenes," actually shows that he's actually trying to avoid making it seem too staged and that's to be commended - maybe some of these overly "professional" performers undermine his good intentions. Therefore, it's not beyond reason to suggest that a better cast of more natural girls captured in a similar way might have produced a product closer to my taste. I also feel that it's no coincidence that the scenes with better male performers like Brandon and Brett produce better results; just not enough of it, I am afraid. I did quite
enjoy Corey's Up Your Bum, with Alicia Rhodes who's now picking up attention
with RLD's Seven The Hard Way 2 and others (how long before she achieves
Layla Jade ubiquity). It's a better bet than this movie, which has a lot
less to recommend it - I can only wonder how many similar titles there
are on the market and how one flick with so few positive features can
hack it in such a cornucopia of anal-themed porn.
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