Lactamania 2 Review

Running Time: 96 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.)

Production Date: 11 / 21 / 1995 (feature) 11 / 06 / 2002 (cover)

Director: Loretta Sterling

Cast: Sahara Sands, Krystal Knight, Corky James, Tina Owen, Mora Cumming, Lydia Splitz, Jenny Lewis, Sam Strong, T.C., and a few others in sexual roles and The Bogas Bros. in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: I have a feeling I’m being lured to this one like a mosquito into the bug zapper.

Initial Reaction: There’s plenty of hot stuff, but I can’t help but think that whoever made this DVD gets brought to work by the short bus.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of milkin’ mamas!

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent technical aspects or anybody who thinks breast feeding should stop by the time you’re able to drive a car

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is supposedly presented in Dolby, as you get the Dolby Digital lead-in before the main menu. It’s definitely on separate channels, as the music normally came out of the left side while the audio for the scene came out of the right side. Most of the audio is very obviously dubbed, although the dubbing is balanced okay. The video leaves more than a little to be desired. The lighting is okay, but there’s a large off-colored bar that runs on the left side of the screen and the picture is so muddy that I wouldn’t be surprised if it was mastered from a second or third generation VHS copy.

Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, and is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.

Disc Problems / Complaints: There’s phone sex commercials at the start of the DVD, which always annoys me. Luckily you can skip past them. Sadly, there’s nothing you can do about the lack of a time stamp for the feature. This always makes me think a company doesn’t care much about their product as from what I understand it takes next to no effort or cost to include one. I like to jump around in features sometimes, and without a time stamp this can’t be done.

Menus: The menus don’t give much of a first impression. The main menu is over the top of a clip of the movie which goes into a shaky pause after about twenty second. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature: Lactamania 2 is a vignette style movie. Each scene stands completely on its own, and has a lead-in done by a guy who shows why long greasy hair never looks good. Then again, he’s kind of a poster child for everything that doesn’t look good for guys. I couldn’t help but think that the mullet was made just for this guy. Anyway, that’s about all the lead-in each scene gets before the girls get down and dirty.

Sahara Sands, an average looking dirty blonde, and Corky James, a decent looking older sandy blonde, start things out talking about how Sahara’s lactating. Sahara lets Corky rub and suck her tits before spraying her with a bit of milk, and then goes to work on Corky’s shaved pussy with her fingers and a great vibe. Sahara frequently hoses Corky down while working on her before letting Corky into her panties, and continues to squirt her milk in the air as Corky works on her pussy. Sahara even squirts her milk onto the vibe as lube when the girls finish things up sixty-nining. It’s a pretty hot scene, and there’s plenty of milk to go around as they work on each others cookie. Sadly, the scene ends feeling like there’s plenty yet to go. This is a pretty common problem with lesbian scenes, and it rears its ugly head here also.

Krystal Knight, a good looking black woman, takes on apparent jarhead Sam Strong in the second scene after playing with herself a bit and squirting a little milk. They work each other over orally before she climbs on to ride him, and of course gives a few milk squirts as she rides. They also bring in a little missionary and doggie before trying to finish things up with a facial that blows before she quite gets there. Afterwards, Krystal sprays his cock down with milk while stroking it and licks some up. It’s a pretty good scene, but the lactation aspect lacks a bit during the fucking. Krystal and Sam make up for it with some great chemistry, however, as with how many little smiles and looks Krystal gives him there’s no doubt she’s having fun.

Krystal Knight, who looks great in her white lingerie, starts out playing wit herself and squirting a little milk around before she’s joined by Tina Owen, who looks like she was just kicked off her street corner. They take turns working each other over, and Krystal sprays a fair amount of milk on Tina’s pussy as she licks it. They put some nice energy into working each other, with Tina playing with Krystal as much as possible while Krystal sprays milk on her chest and in her mouth. It has some great chemistry, but once again it comes to a close feeling incomplete as Krystal sprays down Tina’s pussy.

Sahara Sands get it on with black T. C. in the penultimate scene. She tries drawing his attention away from the nudie magazine he’s reading on the other side of the room by stripping down, masturbating, and squirting plenty of milk around (including onto a mirror). She finally comes over to squirt T. C. a little and make him eat her pussy. T. C. doesn’t fuck her, but instead works her over with a dildo before sucking him until he pops on her face. It’s a very different scene, but I did kind of enjoy Sahara’s working for T. C.’s attention.

Jenny Lewis, Tina Owen, and Mora Cummings finish things up with what’s supposed to be a squirt-fest. More than anything it looks to be a small compilation of squirting climaxes from other movies. Sometimes it’s very nicely shown, and other times, such as Tina Owen’s first blast, is barely even noticeable. It’s not really a good way to finish up the movie.

Lactamania 2 leaves me with very mixed reactions. Sexually, it’s darn good. The cast looks like they’re having a very good time and put some nice energy into each of the scenes. It also mixes things up nicely with both lesbian and straight scenes while showing plenty of lactation action. Unfortunately, the devil’s in the details, as I believe the old saying goes. The lead-ins to the scenes are horrible, with the guy talking to the camera being so disgusting that I felt the burger I was eating while watching it think about making a rush for freedom. A simple screen just giving the names of the performers would have really helped things out here! The technical aspects are also done so poorly that they interfere with every scene. I couldn’t help but think that some of the Hong Kong movies I’ve watched were synched better than this, and they were dubbed! I know that lactation themed movies probably aren’t a big seller, but a little care for the technical aspects would have really helped this movie out! Lactamania 2 has plenty of juice to get lactation fans going, but almost everything else about the movie and DVD holds it back from ever coming close to reaching its full potential.

Extras: Trailers are included for seven other Filmco releases. There’s also a couple short clips of blowjobs and cumshots, as well as contact information.

Themes: Straight, lactation, lesbian, older women, toys, interracial, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, Lactamania 2 can be found online for between $14 and $25 with a few stores offering it near the low end. If you’re a lactation fan, I’d consider renting this one or picking it up at the low end. The sex is great, but the technical aspects are horrible and there’s no extras.

Note to Totally Tasteless: A little work on your technical aspects would go a long way!

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