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Reves de Cuir 2
Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/19/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Roberto Malone, Maeva, Tabatha Cash, N'J DeBahai, Cloe, Lydia Chanel, Sergio Demon, Carol, Alain, Roland, Beata, Olive, Natacha Borisovna, Perle, Michael Wilson, Ivan, Patrick Bulnes, Alan Champion, Christopher Eiger, Eugene Fondrier, Stephne Genna, Gerard Marx, Gilles Mons, Gerard Pujol, Jack Striker
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Francois Leroi
Review brief: Starring: Tabitha Cash, Deborah Wells, Julia Channel, NJ de Bahia, Eva Blue, Roberto Malone, Sergio Demon, Alain Dumaurier, Gerald Pujol, Beata, Maeva, Ivan, Olive, Roland, Cloe Delice, Carole, Jack Striker, Gerald Marx, Gilles Mon, Perle, Natacha Borisovna, Eugene Fondrier, Christopher Eiger, Stephane Genna, Patrick Bulnes, and Michael Wilson Pros: NJ de Bahias spectacular ass, Deborah Wells touching herself, bunch of dark haired beauties, NJ de Bahia as a dominatrix Cons: rape, blood, music, snow ball, damn plot I didnt want to follow, Deborah Wells always had tears running down her face, dubbing, old timers Plot: I didnt pay much attention but Im sure I wouldnt like it. Wow! There are some damn good-looking brunettes in this. There is a great dominatrix scene with NJ de Bahia (pronounced.I have no idea). There is black leather, ropes, chains, masks, and whips. There are some really sex scenes, when not interrupted by plot and bad music. None-the- less I have to give this a bad review.
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Up and Cummers 69
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 8/15/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Randy West, Marcella, Damien Michaels, Diamond, Shelbee Myne, Peter Romero, Isis Delight, Kitty K
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Diamond, Jade Marcela, Isis Delight, Shelbee Myne, Kitty K, Randy West, Damien Michaels, Peter Romero Pros: Diamond's moves, Kitty's amazing morphing look, Isis's body wave Cons: Shelby is not naked, Jade licks Randy's asshole (My eyes! My eyes! Somebody save me), cum shots on feet, at chapter stops during Kitty's scene the DVD inexplicably jumps back to the chapter menu, poor audio/video, Randy "the 80's pimp" West, Kitty's big tattoo Writing this review seems redundant. I feel that once I have seen one Up and Cummers I have seen the disappointments of them all. Sure there are some good looking girls. Sure there is some good sex. But all of that is obscured by two things. First, despite being in the porn industry since porn began Randy still can't afford a decent camera. Second, Randy insist on being part of the action. In other words the viewer feels that they have stumbled across someone's home movies. Breakdown: Diamond has the stripper moves.
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Bring'Um Young 4
Release date: 7/7/2001
Reviewed on: 7/28/2001 by Speelie
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Candy, Erik Everhard, Mario, Princess, Cashmere, Brittany Blue, Foxy Lady, Monica Sweetheart
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Directed by Jon Dough Released 1/29/01 VHS, 6/01 DVD Cast: Brittany Blue, Princess, Cashmere, Candy, Foxy Lady, Monica Sweetheart, Eric Everhard, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Mario, Jon Dough This is Anabolic's "teen" line, and before each scene the girl shows her driver's license to prove that she is under the age of 20. The usual "little kid" and "porn for pedos" (TM Rog Pipe) stupid tricks are thankfully avoided. Instead, the sex is straight forward, albeit with young, often immature women who may not be the best performers. Jon Dough has been acting for about 15 years, and is very capable in that regard. But as with Sean Michaels, he seems to have grown bored with the world of porn, and during his 5 year or so directing career, has made many very mechanical pornos. They are technically proficient, with all the action clearly shot, but his movies lack and passion or distinction. Bring'Um Ypung 4 is no exception.
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3 A.M.
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 7/7/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Judith Hamilton, Clair Dia, Rhonda Gallard, Sharon Thorpe, Robert Rose, Charles Hooper, Frank Mauro
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: sometime in the 1970s Director: Robert McCallum Cast: Georgina Spelvin, Rhonda Gallard, Judith Hamilton, Clair Dia, Frank Mauro, Charles Hooper, Rob Rose, and Sharon Thorpe Initial Expectations: NuTech has been doing a good job bringing back some of the classic adult films from the 1970s. Im hoping this is another one worth their effort. Initial Reaction: Its a nice change from todays standard porn, but kind of a let down. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic porn, couples, and people who like a strong storyline and extremely realistic looking people Who Should Avoid It: Fans of hardcore porn and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: Although it might be older than I am, NuTech has done a pretty good job of restoring 3 a.m. . The audio is pretty clear throughout the feature as is the video. There are quite a few scratches in the film and a lot of it is dark, but for the age of the film its pretty good.
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ATM: Ass To Mouth 2 (Zane)
Release date: 6/6/2001
Reviewed on: 7/7/2001 by Speelie
Starring: Daniella Rush, Lea de Mae, Autumn Haze, Monica Sweetheart
Studio: Zane
Review brief: Directed by Mark Zane, cinematography by Jane Waters released 2/23/01 Cast: Lea (aka Lea DeMae), Monika (aka Monika/Monica Sweetheart), Danielle Rush, Autumn Hayes, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Rick Masters I had real low expectations for this one, since it is from Zane. I rented it because I wanted to see Lea and Monika, and I hoped that it would be silly fun like In The Ass, On the Glasses. Of course, that was a German movie that Zane distributed, while this was one they actually made themselves. That makes a lot of difference. Each of the four scenes begins with the woman for that scene telling us about her age the first time she had normal and anal sex. She then tells us what her ass tastes like. They think the question is as silly as the viewers do, so they have trouble keeping a straight face as they answer. ATM in the title is pornspeak for "Ass to Mouth." Lea is our first victim.
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Fuck Friends (IMD)
Release date: 6/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/13/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Stephane St. Laurent, Jonathan Beaulieu, Toma Becker, Martin Damours, Nicolas de Beaumont, Xavier Gauthier, Simon Lascar, Josh McCabe, Hugo Milo, Bruno Sinclair, Breck Stewart
Studio: IMD
Review brief: This is a first for me. This title was produced in Canada, and all the performers speak French Canadian, so there are actually subtitles to move the story along. They're not distracting, and seem to be pretty accurate (I took a few years of French in school), however, the story is inconsistent, so it's all for naught. Features: Static menu, which seems to have very sluggish navigation. Push a button to move the cursor, wait about 15 seconds, cursor moves. This is pretty annoying, and I can't think for any logical reason for it. There's the standard stuff here, like web crap, trailers (one of which is for this flick), chapters, and a bonus scene, which I'll cover later. Subtitles default to on, and you can only turn them off while in the feature, with the subtitle button, if you want to. Music is pretty standard, and the sound is both live and poorly dubbed moaning. The video varies from okay to awful. When the images get too dark, they pixellate badly.
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We Go Deep 3
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 6/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brittany Andrews, Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Mary Jane, Julian St. Jox, Santino Lee, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Mariah, Lee, Alana, Anastasia Blue, Donita Dunes, Ms. Kitty, Clarissa Climax, Tyler Wood, Veronica Caine, Sonia Red
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: 9 / 23 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Barett Moore, Mariah, Brittany Andrews, Alana, Anastasia Blue, Donita Dunes, Lee, Mary Jane, Ms. Kitty, Clarissa Climaxx, Sonja Redd, Sean Michaels, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Santino Lee, and Tyler Wood. (Brandon Iron is also listed but I didnt see him in any of the scenes.) Initial Expectations: Ive heard some good things about this series, but Im not expecting too much from it since I really thought Sean Michaels Ebony Erotica 2 sucked. Initial Reaction: Its okay at best and a heck of a lot better than Ebony Erotica 2 . Who Should Watch It : Fans of Sean Michaels, inter-racial sex, and oral sex. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like inter-racial or black sex and anybody looking for full sex scenes rather than almost all oral sex. Audio /Video Quality: The video is jumpy, and feels kind of like watching old projector movies or watching the movie with a fast strobe light on.
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I Dream of Queenie
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/7/2001 by PornAddict
Starring: Steve, Paul, Sharon, Rick, Lisa, Christie, Heather
Studio: Metro
Review brief: OK, so she-male DVDs aren't for everyone. In some cases they aren't for anyone. Which brings me to our current selection - I Dream of Queenie. I'll give Karen Dior credit for attempting a movie based on the classic TV show. It's a plot driven flick with some half decent special effects (for a low budget porn movie). But let's face it people rent/buy adult movies for the sex. The camera work is well below average and the sex just doesn't generate much heat. The movie does deliver a good mix of action; including M-TS and F-TS. But there simply isn't enough chemisty between the actors to make any of the scenes really stand out. Christie does a decent job in her scenes and if you're a big fan of hers the movie might be worth a look.
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Imma Youjo: The Erotic Temptress 5: The Extent of their Collections (NuTech)
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2001 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 44 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: Kazumasa Muraki Cast: Anime Initial Expectations: The rest of the series was pretty good overall and quite different. Im hoping for more of the same here, although Id like a little more consensual sex. Initial Reaction: Its okay but the weakest of the series. Who Should Watch It : Fans of science fiction, mythology, and porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see consensual sex all the time. Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very good but arent quite up to the previous episodes. Many scenes are done by panning across an image to give an animation effect rather than actually going to the work of animating each panel. Music: The music has the feel of a lot of anime. It fits the feature very well and adds a lot of emotion to it. Menus: Theres some decent animation that fits the feature pretty well.
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Sapporo Extreme
Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2001 by wolf
Studio: Typhoon
Review brief: Sapporo Extreme is a waste of a DVD and the people at Typhoon should be given a slap. First of the box cover shows a girl that is NOT in the film and then even worse we have that annoying as HELL Kimi Gee introducing the scene sorry but her voice is so annoying and she is NOT very good looking. Anyway back to the film the whole film is in Japanese with no subtitles so you have no clue if there is even meant to be a plot. Basically the film consists of 4 scene with girls being fondled and them giving BJ's and then having sex outside in the snow but the sex scenes are filmed so it is very difficult to see anything at all. The second girl is cute but unfortunately even see is not enough to save this DVD. Do NOT buy this DVD as it will turn out to be a expensive drinks coaster.
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Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 2, The
Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 5/9/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Alyssa Allure, Tiffany Mynx, Mark Davis, Christi Lake, Kimberly Jade, Kristina St. James, Raven McCall, Stephanie Swift, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, McKayla, Randee Lee, Mia Ciccero, Victoria, Dallas (ambiguous), John West, Steve Austin, Donna Warner, Michaela James, Tia Gunn, Erika Lockett, Delicious Milano
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Starring: Stephanie Swift, Tiffany Mynx, Alyssa Allure, Christi Lake, Dallas, Randee Lee, Kimberly Jade, Victoria, Kristina St. James, Tia, Mia Ciccero, Erika, Donna Warner, Raven McCall, Deelicious Milano Michaela James, Michela Pros: Stephanie Swift, Tiffany Mynx, rarely see a guy's face, a couple good cum shots Cons: not fantasy based, the sets have all the glitz and glamour of my basement, crappy music, crappy features, some limp dicks, little dirty talk, guys jerking themselves to erection, sometimes the video appears to unintentionally have another image in the background, some awkward facials, two dicks in one mouth There is not much good to say about this porn overall. I will admit that some of the girls are pretty good looking, but little if any time is spent by the camera to give a good examination of other parts of their bodies. In fact, some of the girls are never seen naked. I will also admit that there is arousal potential, but what do you expect? There are women sucking cock right in front of you.
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Hy Heeled Drifter
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/5/2001 by rosco
Starring: Hyapatia Lee
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Having always liked Hyapatia Lee I had high hopes that this compilation would have some scorching scenes with her. Going against my normal mode of doing detailed research before buying I picked this up for $14 online without doing much homework. Big mistake. Getting no help from VCA as far as a cast list is concerned what you get is basically 7 uncredited scenes from several different movies with light western overtones. Only 2 scenes contain Lee and are from Hyapatia's Wild Wild West. I have tried to break down the scenes with a cast list, however some might be inaccurate. Scene 1: The first scene has, I believe, Seleena Steele giving Eric Price a decent bj in a barn with Joey Silvera watching on from the movie Hate To See You Go. It's a pretty tame scene with a bj leading to a hand job with the money shot on her tits. Scene 2: Is from the movie Hypatia Lee's Wild Wild West. You get Randy West and Lee.
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In Style
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001 by Trunks
Starring: Eric Price, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, Alexa, Farrah, Tina Cheri, Devin Wolf, Miko Lee, Dale Dabone, Danny Dallas, Devinn Lane, Alexis Knight, Frank Fortuna, Alexandra Quinn, Maya Divine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: I didn't like this one folks. I should have known. I really don't like lesbian all that much. I got it cause I think Devinn Lane is a super babe. The flik was not a "movie." There was no story or anything. Just a bunch of sex scenes with "artsy" music and style. It had that "artistic expression" feel. I didn't really like any of the sex scenes. Even the heterosexual ones. Too much anal. and overall nothing excited me about them. I was bored all the way through. I like Devinn Lane--she's really somethin' to look at. Absolutely a knock out! A couple of the other females were very attractive too. But a couple I thought were very unattractive--ugly. maybe this flik is what some other people would really like.
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GangBang Slut 10
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brandon Iron, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Julian St. Jox, Joel Lawrence, Allysin Embers
Studio: Alborda Video
Directed by: Al Borda
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: April 2000 Director: Al Borda Cast: Allysin Embers, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Julian St. Jox, Chris Cannon, Brandon Iron, and Joel Lawrence Initial Expectations: This is my first gang bang feature, so I dont really know what to expect but I cant say my expectations are that high. Initial Reaction: Its better than what I would have thought it would be. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. The sex sounds are very clear but the dialogue can be a little hard to hear in places. Theres also some dubbing. The video varies a lot. Most of the movie is clear but there are some major problems. A color bar flashes on the top of the screen early on in the movie thats very distracting. Towards the end of the movie the picture appears to be completely screwed up. It appears that were supposed to see a close-up of the penetrations, but the action is superposed on a still of the penetration so its almost impossible to tell whats going on.
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Taboo Of Tarot
Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 3/19/2001 by Comet Man
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Nikki Anderson, Chandler, Jon Dough, Envy, Mariah, Kianna Bradley, Vivi Anne, Dale Dabone, jessica drake
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Stars: - Nikki Anderson (tarot reader); not same one that does Private videos - Chandler (lead character) - Jessica Drake (lead's friend) - Vivi Anne (high priestess in scene 1) - Kianna Bradley (the "star" in scene 3) - Envy (chariot girl in scene 2) Technical problems: - Using PowerDVD, playback gets stuck on chapter boundaries so you have to hit the next chapter button to continue. Very annoying to say the least. Video Quality: - Some parts like the intro and other outdoor scenes are grainy; almost like they used outdoor film, then shot at dusk. - They overdid some of the dark scenes; while they fit the mood, it's hard to see anything. Seems like they need to crank up the gamma correction on the film transfer. Basic story: Lead character and friend poke around house where a Tarot card reader disappears. She finds the original Tarot deck and experiences different scenes depending on which card she picks out. They get stuck inside the house trapped in these scenes that are run by the cards and the missing tarot reader.
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Diva X: The Movie
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 3/17/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Taylor Moore, Kanako, N'J DeBahai, Daphne
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: After having had prior misfortunes of being exposed to other volumes of the DIVA X series (under the "Sinthetic" production label as released by Pixis), I braced myself for the worst when I had the opportunity to review DIVA X: THE MOVIE. However, given my partiality to brunettes who just so happen to look like Rebecca Lords, I could not resist the opportunity to see her in action. As it turns out, the other actresses in the movie aren't too shabby either, especially Japanese beauty Kanako and sexy brunette NJ. All three of them perform in straight girl-guy scenes which are surprisingly average, and if that sounds like damning this video with faint praise, then you have to realize that quality, in my experience, has never a strong suit with the DIVA X titles. Rebecca Lords plays hostess and "guide" to all four sex scenes, which precede her own saved for ending of the video. She is forced to utter some inane lines directly to the camera, which captures her in black and white.
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Pussyman's Sexiest Ladies of Porn 1
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 3/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Natasha, Bianca, Tiffany Mynx, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Leena, Celeste, Steve Drake, Joey Silvera, Barbara Doll, Vixxen, Madison, Lacy Rose, Tony Martino, Chayse Manhattan
Studio: Snatch Productions
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Running Time: Somewhere around 90 minutes Production Date: Pre - 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: David Christopher Cast: Leena, Bianca, Madison, Natasha, Julia Ann, Celeste, Vixxen, Chase Manhattan, Lacey Rose, Kaitlyn Ashley, Barbara Doll, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, Joel Silvera, Tom Byron, and Tony Martino Initial Expectations: I wasnt overly impresses with Pussyman Takes Hollywood , so I dont have too high of expectations here. Initial Reaction: Theres some very good sex, but whoever did the DVD should have a mousetrap snapped on their privates. Audio /Video Quality: Except for the final scene, both the audio and video are very clear. Theres a little grain to the picture here and there, but its not too noticeable. The final scene, however is horrible! Its very grainy, dark, and shaky. I could barely watch the scene. Music: Except for the final scene its the typical porno / dance music thats commonly heard. It fits the scenes very well.
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Thrust (Ultimate)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: June 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Johnni Black, Timber, Mark Davis, Jon Decker, Steve Hatcher, Shawn Ricks, and Billy Glide Initial Expectations: Ive heard fairly bad things about this, both from other reviewers and others whos opinion I value. I enjoy both Stacy and Johnni so Im hoping it isnt as bad as Ive heard. Initial Reaction: It isnt horrible, but it isnt too great either. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally balanced fairly well but there are a few parts that are very unbalanced. Theres a slight grain to most of the video, but the bad lighting is the main problem. Music: The music is the normal cheesy porno music and slightly overpowers the rest of the movie. Review: Thrust revolves around the first female bomber pilot in the Air Force (Johnni Black) whos facing a court martial because Stacy Valentine finds out that Johnni was having an affair with her husband (Mark Davis).
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Nymphobrat
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Eric Price, Randy Spears, Racquel Darrian, Julianne James, Claire Tyler, Alex Storm, Derek Lane, Julian James
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 65 min. Production Date: pre - Nov. 1, 1990 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Julianne James, Claire Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Alex Storm, Randy Spears, Eric Price, Tim Byron, Julian James, and Derek Harper Initial Expectations: I enjoyed Brat Force enough to give Nymphobrat a try. Its a Vivid release, so Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its not quite as good as Brat Force, but its very close. Audio /Video Quality: Both leave a lot to be desired. The audio is uneven at times and the dialogue is very hard to hear in several places. The video is extremely fuzzy throughout almost the entire movie. Im guessing that the original wasnt in too good of shape, but it doesnt look like any effort has been made to improve it. Music: Its normally overpowering and your typical late eighties porn music. False Advertising: Champagne is listed on the cover but doesnt appear anywhere in the movie. Review: Nymphobrat returns to the world of Julianne and Morty (Tom Byron).
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Dirty Debutantes 51
Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ed Powers, Brooke Lee, Vlotka Kumskova, Heidi Voodenshu, Nadia Moore, Tina Tai
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 3 / 6 / 1996 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Nadia Moore, Brooke Lee (Silk), Vlotka Kumskova, Tina Tai, Heidi Voodenshu, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im hoping that at least the girls are cute. Initial Reaction: Its better than I expected, but that isnt too hard. Audio /Video Quality: As can be expected with any amateur feature, there are some problems. Surprisingly, there arent a lot of these problems here. For its age and type of feature, the video is pretty good. There are a few focus problems, but not a lot of them and theyre fixed fairly quickly. The audio is very good in the sex scenes, but in the interviews some of the dialogue is hard to understand. Theres also some bad background noise in a few places. Music: None. Disc Problems: The feature is split between two main chapters (as is the time code). The first lasts 83 minutes and the second 55 minutes. You cant scan back from the second main chapter into the previous chapter.
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Inferno (Wicked)
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Joey Silvera, Ashley Nicole, Marc Wallice, April Rayne, Teri Weigel, Alicyn Sterling, Joey Murphy, Murrill Maglio
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Patty Rhodes, Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 7 / 1991 Director: F. J. Lincoln and Patty Rhodes Cast: Teri Weigel, Alicyn Sterling, Ashley Nicole, April Rayne, Marc Wallice, Joey Silvera, Joey Murphy, and Murrill Maglio Initial Expectations: Its a Wicked release. Nuff said. Initial Reaction: Ugh! I think this is the worst Wicked release Ive seen. Audio /Video Quality: The audio has quite a bit of wind or some other background noise. Its a kind of fuzz throughout the entire movie. The video is what Id consider good VHS quality. Its slightly grainy and it isnt helped by the bad lighting in most of the movie. Theres also a lot of pixelation flashes towards the end of the movie. Music: To call it cheesy would be a compliment. It ranges from well balanced to extremely overpowering. Review: Inferno tries to get by on the charm of leading lady Teri Weigel, which seems kind of strange as this is her first movie. Teri had a huge following, and she shows a lot of talent in Inferno .
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Skin Deep (Plum)
Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Gina Ryder, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Dayton Rains, Brooke
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Silvia Saint, Gina Ryder, Dayton Rains, Brooke, Jon Dough, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Alec Metro, Eric Price, and J. B. Initial Expectations: I havent watched many of Plums DVDs yet, but I have some fairly high expectations after recently watching some of Silvias other work with Nic Cramer. Namely, Looker and Looker 2. Initial Reaction: Lame. Theres virtually no plot and its advertised as a couples movie. The only really good sexes are the ones with Silvia. Audio /Video Quality: I now know what people mean when they refer to Cramer-vision. As I said earlier, Ive seen two of Mr. Cramers other releases, Looker and Looker 2, both of which looked very good. Skin Deep , however, does not. Im assuming that Mr. Cramer is a big fan of Christmas. Its the only reason I can think of for having a red or green tint to every scene in the movie. None of the colors seem real.
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North Pole 13
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Peter North, Earl Slate, Jewel De'Nyle, Cheyne Collins, Caroline Cage, Jeanie Rivers, Dillion Day, Skylar Knight, Nikita Denise, Jay Sin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 2 / 6 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Skylar Knight, Nikita, Jeanie Rivers, Jewel DeNyle, Caroline Cage, Peter North, Dillion Day, Cheyne Collins, Earl Slate, and Jay Sinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard some pretty good things about the North Pole series, so I have fairly good expectations. Initial Reaction: What? Oh, Im sorry I must have dozed off there. Audio /Video Quality: The picture is a little below average. Theres some pixelation problems, such as the entire screen flashing fuzzy for a moment. Considering the horrible lighting for almost the entire movie Im surprised that the picture isnt worse than what it is. The audio isnt too bad as you can hear everything pretty well. Theres a little bit of dubbing, but the most annoying thing is that you can hear the noises from the surroundings as good or better than the sounds you want to hear. Music: Its well balanced but a little cheesier than normal porno music.
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500 Gay Cumshots 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Bo Richards, Dino Hurt, Blaine Austin, Dallas Taylor, Adam West
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: I can't believe I bought this! Not only did I buy it, but I was actually looking forward to watching it! The guys vary from scrawny and pimply to tan and beefy. The cumshots range from pitiful to truly volcanic. The idea of 500 cumshots sounds great. I mean how could all the cum be bad? Well, here's how: 1.) Quality of Quantity. There's way too much crap here. 2.) Good scenes get lost. There are a few really great scenes here, but I will probably never see them again, since there is no way I will ever be able to find them. Just try finding a 10 second clip in a 4 hour DVD, and you will see what I mean. 3.) Good scenes are cut short. When you finally do find that horse hung guy cumming all over his buddy, you wish that there was time to see some more of the sucking and fucking. How would I improve on this? Cut the scenes down to about 50. Pick only the best scenes, and show a little more of the build-up to the cumshot.
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Handsome (Vidco)
Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 1/8/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: J.D. Slater, Roy Garrett, Bill Geary, Ron Clayton, Dyokr Zmotsn, Joao de los Antos, Larry McLaughlin, Rick Youngblood, Robert West, Stoke Martin, Zachary St. James
Studio: Vidco
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Boy, you know youre in for a treat when a DVD starts out with the message, Digitized from original film. Picture quality may vary. Handsome is one of those late 70s Joe Gage flicks that nostalgia buffs seem to go crazy for. Gage was the mastermind behind LA Tool and Die, Kansas City Trucking Company, and El Paso Wrecking Corp. If youve seen any of those, you should have a pretty good idea what to expect. First things first, I have a serious beef with this movie. I feel I was generally deceived into buying this. The back of the DVD promises no rubbersall natural, wanton filthy fucking, horny hard dick, ass-ramming orgy, all man classic sucking, fucking, and more. Sounds hot, doesnt it? Well guess what? The reason there are no rubbers here is because there is no fucking what- so-ever in this movie. But, joeblow, you say, clearly the back of the DVD shows people fucking.
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Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/19/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Roberto Malone, Maeva, Tabatha Cash, N'J DeBahai, Cloe, Lydia Chanel, Sergio Demon, Carol, Alain, Roland, Beata, Olive, Natacha Borisovna, Perle, Michael Wilson, Ivan, Patrick Bulnes, Alan Champion, Christopher Eiger, Eugene Fondrier, Stephne Genna, Gerard Marx, Gilles Mons, Gerard Pujol, Jack Striker
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Francois Leroi
Review brief: Starring: Tabitha Cash, Deborah Wells, Julia Channel, NJ de Bahia, Eva Blue, Roberto Malone, Sergio Demon, Alain Dumaurier, Gerald Pujol, Beata, Maeva, Ivan, Olive, Roland, Cloe Delice, Carole, Jack Striker, Gerald Marx, Gilles Mon, Perle, Natacha Borisovna, Eugene Fondrier, Christopher Eiger, Stephane Genna, Patrick Bulnes, and Michael Wilson Pros: NJ de Bahias spectacular ass, Deborah Wells touching herself, bunch of dark haired beauties, NJ de Bahia as a dominatrix Cons: rape, blood, music, snow ball, damn plot I didnt want to follow, Deborah Wells always had tears running down her face, dubbing, old timers Plot: I didnt pay much attention but Im sure I wouldnt like it. Wow! There are some damn good-looking brunettes in this. There is a great dominatrix scene with NJ de Bahia (pronounced.I have no idea). There is black leather, ropes, chains, masks, and whips. There are some really sex scenes, when not interrupted by plot and bad music. None-the- less I have to give this a bad review.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 8/15/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Randy West, Marcella, Damien Michaels, Diamond, Shelbee Myne, Peter Romero, Isis Delight, Kitty K
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Diamond, Jade Marcela, Isis Delight, Shelbee Myne, Kitty K, Randy West, Damien Michaels, Peter Romero Pros: Diamond's moves, Kitty's amazing morphing look, Isis's body wave Cons: Shelby is not naked, Jade licks Randy's asshole (My eyes! My eyes! Somebody save me), cum shots on feet, at chapter stops during Kitty's scene the DVD inexplicably jumps back to the chapter menu, poor audio/video, Randy "the 80's pimp" West, Kitty's big tattoo Writing this review seems redundant. I feel that once I have seen one Up and Cummers I have seen the disappointments of them all. Sure there are some good looking girls. Sure there is some good sex. But all of that is obscured by two things. First, despite being in the porn industry since porn began Randy still can't afford a decent camera. Second, Randy insist on being part of the action. In other words the viewer feels that they have stumbled across someone's home movies. Breakdown: Diamond has the stripper moves.
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Release date: 7/7/2001
Reviewed on: 7/28/2001 by Speelie
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Candy, Erik Everhard, Mario, Princess, Cashmere, Brittany Blue, Foxy Lady, Monica Sweetheart
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: Directed by Jon Dough Released 1/29/01 VHS, 6/01 DVD Cast: Brittany Blue, Princess, Cashmere, Candy, Foxy Lady, Monica Sweetheart, Eric Everhard, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Mario, Jon Dough This is Anabolic's "teen" line, and before each scene the girl shows her driver's license to prove that she is under the age of 20. The usual "little kid" and "porn for pedos" (TM Rog Pipe) stupid tricks are thankfully avoided. Instead, the sex is straight forward, albeit with young, often immature women who may not be the best performers. Jon Dough has been acting for about 15 years, and is very capable in that regard. But as with Sean Michaels, he seems to have grown bored with the world of porn, and during his 5 year or so directing career, has made many very mechanical pornos. They are technically proficient, with all the action clearly shot, but his movies lack and passion or distinction. Bring'Um Ypung 4 is no exception.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 7/7/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Judith Hamilton, Clair Dia, Rhonda Gallard, Sharon Thorpe, Robert Rose, Charles Hooper, Frank Mauro
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: sometime in the 1970s Director: Robert McCallum Cast: Georgina Spelvin, Rhonda Gallard, Judith Hamilton, Clair Dia, Frank Mauro, Charles Hooper, Rob Rose, and Sharon Thorpe Initial Expectations: NuTech has been doing a good job bringing back some of the classic adult films from the 1970s. Im hoping this is another one worth their effort. Initial Reaction: Its a nice change from todays standard porn, but kind of a let down. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic porn, couples, and people who like a strong storyline and extremely realistic looking people Who Should Avoid It: Fans of hardcore porn and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: Although it might be older than I am, NuTech has done a pretty good job of restoring 3 a.m. . The audio is pretty clear throughout the feature as is the video. There are quite a few scratches in the film and a lot of it is dark, but for the age of the film its pretty good.
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Release date: 6/6/2001
Reviewed on: 7/7/2001 by Speelie
Starring: Daniella Rush, Lea de Mae, Autumn Haze, Monica Sweetheart
Studio: Zane
Review brief: Directed by Mark Zane, cinematography by Jane Waters released 2/23/01 Cast: Lea (aka Lea DeMae), Monika (aka Monika/Monica Sweetheart), Danielle Rush, Autumn Hayes, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Rick Masters I had real low expectations for this one, since it is from Zane. I rented it because I wanted to see Lea and Monika, and I hoped that it would be silly fun like In The Ass, On the Glasses. Of course, that was a German movie that Zane distributed, while this was one they actually made themselves. That makes a lot of difference. Each of the four scenes begins with the woman for that scene telling us about her age the first time she had normal and anal sex. She then tells us what her ass tastes like. They think the question is as silly as the viewers do, so they have trouble keeping a straight face as they answer. ATM in the title is pornspeak for "Ass to Mouth." Lea is our first victim.
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Release date: 6/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/13/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Stephane St. Laurent, Jonathan Beaulieu, Toma Becker, Martin Damours, Nicolas de Beaumont, Xavier Gauthier, Simon Lascar, Josh McCabe, Hugo Milo, Bruno Sinclair, Breck Stewart
Studio: IMD
Review brief: This is a first for me. This title was produced in Canada, and all the performers speak French Canadian, so there are actually subtitles to move the story along. They're not distracting, and seem to be pretty accurate (I took a few years of French in school), however, the story is inconsistent, so it's all for naught. Features: Static menu, which seems to have very sluggish navigation. Push a button to move the cursor, wait about 15 seconds, cursor moves. This is pretty annoying, and I can't think for any logical reason for it. There's the standard stuff here, like web crap, trailers (one of which is for this flick), chapters, and a bonus scene, which I'll cover later. Subtitles default to on, and you can only turn them off while in the feature, with the subtitle button, if you want to. Music is pretty standard, and the sound is both live and poorly dubbed moaning. The video varies from okay to awful. When the images get too dark, they pixellate badly.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 6/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brittany Andrews, Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Mary Jane, Julian St. Jox, Santino Lee, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Mariah, Lee, Alana, Anastasia Blue, Donita Dunes, Ms. Kitty, Clarissa Climax, Tyler Wood, Veronica Caine, Sonia Red
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: 9 / 23 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Barett Moore, Mariah, Brittany Andrews, Alana, Anastasia Blue, Donita Dunes, Lee, Mary Jane, Ms. Kitty, Clarissa Climaxx, Sonja Redd, Sean Michaels, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Santino Lee, and Tyler Wood. (Brandon Iron is also listed but I didnt see him in any of the scenes.) Initial Expectations: Ive heard some good things about this series, but Im not expecting too much from it since I really thought Sean Michaels Ebony Erotica 2 sucked. Initial Reaction: Its okay at best and a heck of a lot better than Ebony Erotica 2 . Who Should Watch It : Fans of Sean Michaels, inter-racial sex, and oral sex. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like inter-racial or black sex and anybody looking for full sex scenes rather than almost all oral sex. Audio /Video Quality: The video is jumpy, and feels kind of like watching old projector movies or watching the movie with a fast strobe light on.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/7/2001 by PornAddict
Starring: Steve, Paul, Sharon, Rick, Lisa, Christie, Heather
Studio: Metro
Review brief: OK, so she-male DVDs aren't for everyone. In some cases they aren't for anyone. Which brings me to our current selection - I Dream of Queenie. I'll give Karen Dior credit for attempting a movie based on the classic TV show. It's a plot driven flick with some half decent special effects (for a low budget porn movie). But let's face it people rent/buy adult movies for the sex. The camera work is well below average and the sex just doesn't generate much heat. The movie does deliver a good mix of action; including M-TS and F-TS. But there simply isn't enough chemisty between the actors to make any of the scenes really stand out. Christie does a decent job in her scenes and if you're a big fan of hers the movie might be worth a look.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2001 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 44 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: Kazumasa Muraki Cast: Anime Initial Expectations: The rest of the series was pretty good overall and quite different. Im hoping for more of the same here, although Id like a little more consensual sex. Initial Reaction: Its okay but the weakest of the series. Who Should Watch It : Fans of science fiction, mythology, and porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see consensual sex all the time. Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very good but arent quite up to the previous episodes. Many scenes are done by panning across an image to give an animation effect rather than actually going to the work of animating each panel. Music: The music has the feel of a lot of anime. It fits the feature very well and adds a lot of emotion to it. Menus: Theres some decent animation that fits the feature pretty well.
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Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 5/26/2001 by wolf
Studio: Typhoon
Review brief: Sapporo Extreme is a waste of a DVD and the people at Typhoon should be given a slap. First of the box cover shows a girl that is NOT in the film and then even worse we have that annoying as HELL Kimi Gee introducing the scene sorry but her voice is so annoying and she is NOT very good looking. Anyway back to the film the whole film is in Japanese with no subtitles so you have no clue if there is even meant to be a plot. Basically the film consists of 4 scene with girls being fondled and them giving BJ's and then having sex outside in the snow but the sex scenes are filmed so it is very difficult to see anything at all. The second girl is cute but unfortunately even see is not enough to save this DVD. Do NOT buy this DVD as it will turn out to be a expensive drinks coaster.
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Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 5/9/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Alyssa Allure, Tiffany Mynx, Mark Davis, Christi Lake, Kimberly Jade, Kristina St. James, Raven McCall, Stephanie Swift, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, McKayla, Randee Lee, Mia Ciccero, Victoria, Dallas (ambiguous), John West, Steve Austin, Donna Warner, Michaela James, Tia Gunn, Erika Lockett, Delicious Milano
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Starring: Stephanie Swift, Tiffany Mynx, Alyssa Allure, Christi Lake, Dallas, Randee Lee, Kimberly Jade, Victoria, Kristina St. James, Tia, Mia Ciccero, Erika, Donna Warner, Raven McCall, Deelicious Milano Michaela James, Michela Pros: Stephanie Swift, Tiffany Mynx, rarely see a guy's face, a couple good cum shots Cons: not fantasy based, the sets have all the glitz and glamour of my basement, crappy music, crappy features, some limp dicks, little dirty talk, guys jerking themselves to erection, sometimes the video appears to unintentionally have another image in the background, some awkward facials, two dicks in one mouth There is not much good to say about this porn overall. I will admit that some of the girls are pretty good looking, but little if any time is spent by the camera to give a good examination of other parts of their bodies. In fact, some of the girls are never seen naked. I will also admit that there is arousal potential, but what do you expect? There are women sucking cock right in front of you.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/5/2001 by rosco
Starring: Hyapatia Lee
Studio: VCA
Review brief: Having always liked Hyapatia Lee I had high hopes that this compilation would have some scorching scenes with her. Going against my normal mode of doing detailed research before buying I picked this up for $14 online without doing much homework. Big mistake. Getting no help from VCA as far as a cast list is concerned what you get is basically 7 uncredited scenes from several different movies with light western overtones. Only 2 scenes contain Lee and are from Hyapatia's Wild Wild West. I have tried to break down the scenes with a cast list, however some might be inaccurate. Scene 1: The first scene has, I believe, Seleena Steele giving Eric Price a decent bj in a barn with Joey Silvera watching on from the movie Hate To See You Go. It's a pretty tame scene with a bj leading to a hand job with the money shot on her tits. Scene 2: Is from the movie Hypatia Lee's Wild Wild West. You get Randy West and Lee.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001 by Trunks
Starring: Eric Price, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, Alexa, Farrah, Tina Cheri, Devin Wolf, Miko Lee, Dale Dabone, Danny Dallas, Devinn Lane, Alexis Knight, Frank Fortuna, Alexandra Quinn, Maya Divine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: I didn't like this one folks. I should have known. I really don't like lesbian all that much. I got it cause I think Devinn Lane is a super babe. The flik was not a "movie." There was no story or anything. Just a bunch of sex scenes with "artsy" music and style. It had that "artistic expression" feel. I didn't really like any of the sex scenes. Even the heterosexual ones. Too much anal. and overall nothing excited me about them. I was bored all the way through. I like Devinn Lane--she's really somethin' to look at. Absolutely a knock out! A couple of the other females were very attractive too. But a couple I thought were very unattractive--ugly. maybe this flik is what some other people would really like.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brandon Iron, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Julian St. Jox, Joel Lawrence, Allysin Embers
Studio: Alborda Video
Directed by: Al Borda
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: April 2000 Director: Al Borda Cast: Allysin Embers, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Julian St. Jox, Chris Cannon, Brandon Iron, and Joel Lawrence Initial Expectations: This is my first gang bang feature, so I dont really know what to expect but I cant say my expectations are that high. Initial Reaction: Its better than what I would have thought it would be. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. The sex sounds are very clear but the dialogue can be a little hard to hear in places. Theres also some dubbing. The video varies a lot. Most of the movie is clear but there are some major problems. A color bar flashes on the top of the screen early on in the movie thats very distracting. Towards the end of the movie the picture appears to be completely screwed up. It appears that were supposed to see a close-up of the penetrations, but the action is superposed on a still of the penetration so its almost impossible to tell whats going on.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 3/19/2001 by Comet Man
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Nikki Anderson, Chandler, Jon Dough, Envy, Mariah, Kianna Bradley, Vivi Anne, Dale Dabone, jessica drake
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Stars: - Nikki Anderson (tarot reader); not same one that does Private videos - Chandler (lead character) - Jessica Drake (lead's friend) - Vivi Anne (high priestess in scene 1) - Kianna Bradley (the "star" in scene 3) - Envy (chariot girl in scene 2) Technical problems: - Using PowerDVD, playback gets stuck on chapter boundaries so you have to hit the next chapter button to continue. Very annoying to say the least. Video Quality: - Some parts like the intro and other outdoor scenes are grainy; almost like they used outdoor film, then shot at dusk. - They overdid some of the dark scenes; while they fit the mood, it's hard to see anything. Seems like they need to crank up the gamma correction on the film transfer. Basic story: Lead character and friend poke around house where a Tarot card reader disappears. She finds the original Tarot deck and experiences different scenes depending on which card she picks out. They get stuck inside the house trapped in these scenes that are run by the cards and the missing tarot reader.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 3/17/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Rebecca Lord, Taylor Moore, Kanako, N'J DeBahai, Daphne
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: After having had prior misfortunes of being exposed to other volumes of the DIVA X series (under the "Sinthetic" production label as released by Pixis), I braced myself for the worst when I had the opportunity to review DIVA X: THE MOVIE. However, given my partiality to brunettes who just so happen to look like Rebecca Lords, I could not resist the opportunity to see her in action. As it turns out, the other actresses in the movie aren't too shabby either, especially Japanese beauty Kanako and sexy brunette NJ. All three of them perform in straight girl-guy scenes which are surprisingly average, and if that sounds like damning this video with faint praise, then you have to realize that quality, in my experience, has never a strong suit with the DIVA X titles. Rebecca Lords plays hostess and "guide" to all four sex scenes, which precede her own saved for ending of the video. She is forced to utter some inane lines directly to the camera, which captures her in black and white.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 3/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Natasha, Bianca, Tiffany Mynx, Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Leena, Celeste, Steve Drake, Joey Silvera, Barbara Doll, Vixxen, Madison, Lacy Rose, Tony Martino, Chayse Manhattan
Studio: Snatch Productions
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Running Time: Somewhere around 90 minutes Production Date: Pre - 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: David Christopher Cast: Leena, Bianca, Madison, Natasha, Julia Ann, Celeste, Vixxen, Chase Manhattan, Lacey Rose, Kaitlyn Ashley, Barbara Doll, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, Joel Silvera, Tom Byron, and Tony Martino Initial Expectations: I wasnt overly impresses with Pussyman Takes Hollywood , so I dont have too high of expectations here. Initial Reaction: Theres some very good sex, but whoever did the DVD should have a mousetrap snapped on their privates. Audio /Video Quality: Except for the final scene, both the audio and video are very clear. Theres a little grain to the picture here and there, but its not too noticeable. The final scene, however is horrible! Its very grainy, dark, and shaky. I could barely watch the scene. Music: Except for the final scene its the typical porno / dance music thats commonly heard. It fits the scenes very well.
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Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Timber, Shawn Ricks, Jon Decker
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: June 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Johnni Black, Timber, Mark Davis, Jon Decker, Steve Hatcher, Shawn Ricks, and Billy Glide Initial Expectations: Ive heard fairly bad things about this, both from other reviewers and others whos opinion I value. I enjoy both Stacy and Johnni so Im hoping it isnt as bad as Ive heard. Initial Reaction: It isnt horrible, but it isnt too great either. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally balanced fairly well but there are a few parts that are very unbalanced. Theres a slight grain to most of the video, but the bad lighting is the main problem. Music: The music is the normal cheesy porno music and slightly overpowers the rest of the movie. Review: Thrust revolves around the first female bomber pilot in the Air Force (Johnni Black) whos facing a court martial because Stacy Valentine finds out that Johnni was having an affair with her husband (Mark Davis).
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Eric Price, Randy Spears, Racquel Darrian, Julianne James, Claire Tyler, Alex Storm, Derek Lane, Julian James
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 65 min. Production Date: pre - Nov. 1, 1990 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Julianne James, Claire Tyler, Racquel Darrian, Alex Storm, Randy Spears, Eric Price, Tim Byron, Julian James, and Derek Harper Initial Expectations: I enjoyed Brat Force enough to give Nymphobrat a try. Its a Vivid release, so Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: Its not quite as good as Brat Force, but its very close. Audio /Video Quality: Both leave a lot to be desired. The audio is uneven at times and the dialogue is very hard to hear in several places. The video is extremely fuzzy throughout almost the entire movie. Im guessing that the original wasnt in too good of shape, but it doesnt look like any effort has been made to improve it. Music: Its normally overpowering and your typical late eighties porn music. False Advertising: Champagne is listed on the cover but doesnt appear anywhere in the movie. Review: Nymphobrat returns to the world of Julianne and Morty (Tom Byron).
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Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ed Powers, Brooke Lee, Vlotka Kumskova, Heidi Voodenshu, Nadia Moore, Tina Tai
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 3 / 6 / 1996 Director: Ed Powers Cast: Nadia Moore, Brooke Lee (Silk), Vlotka Kumskova, Tina Tai, Heidi Voodenshu, and Ed Powers Initial Expectations: Im hoping that at least the girls are cute. Initial Reaction: Its better than I expected, but that isnt too hard. Audio /Video Quality: As can be expected with any amateur feature, there are some problems. Surprisingly, there arent a lot of these problems here. For its age and type of feature, the video is pretty good. There are a few focus problems, but not a lot of them and theyre fixed fairly quickly. The audio is very good in the sex scenes, but in the interviews some of the dialogue is hard to understand. Theres also some bad background noise in a few places. Music: None. Disc Problems: The feature is split between two main chapters (as is the time code). The first lasts 83 minutes and the second 55 minutes. You cant scan back from the second main chapter into the previous chapter.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Joey Silvera, Ashley Nicole, Marc Wallice, April Rayne, Teri Weigel, Alicyn Sterling, Joey Murphy, Murrill Maglio
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Patty Rhodes, Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 7 / 1991 Director: F. J. Lincoln and Patty Rhodes Cast: Teri Weigel, Alicyn Sterling, Ashley Nicole, April Rayne, Marc Wallice, Joey Silvera, Joey Murphy, and Murrill Maglio Initial Expectations: Its a Wicked release. Nuff said. Initial Reaction: Ugh! I think this is the worst Wicked release Ive seen. Audio /Video Quality: The audio has quite a bit of wind or some other background noise. Its a kind of fuzz throughout the entire movie. The video is what Id consider good VHS quality. Its slightly grainy and it isnt helped by the bad lighting in most of the movie. Theres also a lot of pixelation flashes towards the end of the movie. Music: To call it cheesy would be a compliment. It ranges from well balanced to extremely overpowering. Review: Inferno tries to get by on the charm of leading lady Teri Weigel, which seems kind of strange as this is her first movie. Teri had a huge following, and she shows a lot of talent in Inferno .
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Release date: 12/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Gina Ryder, Silvia Saint, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Dayton Rains, Brooke
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Silvia Saint, Gina Ryder, Dayton Rains, Brooke, Jon Dough, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Alec Metro, Eric Price, and J. B. Initial Expectations: I havent watched many of Plums DVDs yet, but I have some fairly high expectations after recently watching some of Silvias other work with Nic Cramer. Namely, Looker and Looker 2. Initial Reaction: Lame. Theres virtually no plot and its advertised as a couples movie. The only really good sexes are the ones with Silvia. Audio /Video Quality: I now know what people mean when they refer to Cramer-vision. As I said earlier, Ive seen two of Mr. Cramers other releases, Looker and Looker 2, both of which looked very good. Skin Deep , however, does not. Im assuming that Mr. Cramer is a big fan of Christmas. Its the only reason I can think of for having a red or green tint to every scene in the movie. None of the colors seem real.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Peter North, Earl Slate, Jewel De'Nyle, Cheyne Collins, Caroline Cage, Jeanie Rivers, Dillion Day, Skylar Knight, Nikita Denise, Jay Sin
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Running Time: 100 min. Production Date: 2 / 6 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Skylar Knight, Nikita, Jeanie Rivers, Jewel DeNyle, Caroline Cage, Peter North, Dillion Day, Cheyne Collins, Earl Slate, and Jay Sinn Initial Expectations: Ive heard some pretty good things about the North Pole series, so I have fairly good expectations. Initial Reaction: What? Oh, Im sorry I must have dozed off there. Audio /Video Quality: The picture is a little below average. Theres some pixelation problems, such as the entire screen flashing fuzzy for a moment. Considering the horrible lighting for almost the entire movie Im surprised that the picture isnt worse than what it is. The audio isnt too bad as you can hear everything pretty well. Theres a little bit of dubbing, but the most annoying thing is that you can hear the noises from the surroundings as good or better than the sounds you want to hear. Music: Its well balanced but a little cheesier than normal porno music.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Bo Richards, Dino Hurt, Blaine Austin, Dallas Taylor, Adam West
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: I can't believe I bought this! Not only did I buy it, but I was actually looking forward to watching it! The guys vary from scrawny and pimply to tan and beefy. The cumshots range from pitiful to truly volcanic. The idea of 500 cumshots sounds great. I mean how could all the cum be bad? Well, here's how: 1.) Quality of Quantity. There's way too much crap here. 2.) Good scenes get lost. There are a few really great scenes here, but I will probably never see them again, since there is no way I will ever be able to find them. Just try finding a 10 second clip in a 4 hour DVD, and you will see what I mean. 3.) Good scenes are cut short. When you finally do find that horse hung guy cumming all over his buddy, you wish that there was time to see some more of the sucking and fucking. How would I improve on this? Cut the scenes down to about 50. Pick only the best scenes, and show a little more of the build-up to the cumshot.
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Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 1/8/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: J.D. Slater, Roy Garrett, Bill Geary, Ron Clayton, Dyokr Zmotsn, Joao de los Antos, Larry McLaughlin, Rick Youngblood, Robert West, Stoke Martin, Zachary St. James
Studio: Vidco
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Boy, you know youre in for a treat when a DVD starts out with the message, Digitized from original film. Picture quality may vary. Handsome is one of those late 70s Joe Gage flicks that nostalgia buffs seem to go crazy for. Gage was the mastermind behind LA Tool and Die, Kansas City Trucking Company, and El Paso Wrecking Corp. If youve seen any of those, you should have a pretty good idea what to expect. First things first, I have a serious beef with this movie. I feel I was generally deceived into buying this. The back of the DVD promises no rubbersall natural, wanton filthy fucking, horny hard dick, ass-ramming orgy, all man classic sucking, fucking, and more. Sounds hot, doesnt it? Well guess what? The reason there are no rubbers here is because there is no fucking what- so-ever in this movie. But, joeblow, you say, clearly the back of the DVD shows people fucking.
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