Oral Hygiene 3 Review

Well don't bother.

I was looking forward to this but it is a let down.
I like BJ/swallow movies and it hard for me to think I would give a bad review of one, but this deserves it.

I would rate most of the girls except for Amber as C to D minus. For a BJ only movie I suppose the main thing is for the girl to have a good face at least. Be prepared to get a blister on your fast forward finger when you see these most of these chicks.

The male models are just average disembodied shafts, and the production values (if you can call them production values) are just the female on her knees in front of dirty corner or such background. The lighting is bad, even the audio is bad. If you have ever had the idea that it takes talent, money or imagination to make a porn flick this movie will convince you otherwise.

Rob starts each scene with a short unfocused and rambling interview by the invisible director that never gets interesting and then cuts to the double BJ. Each scene is repeated over and over without change.

Amber's talent (and she has it) is totally wasted here. It REALLY takes a moron to be able to do that. I don't mind some agression in flicks but this is not agression, it is just a lame, almost embarrasing attempt at it that actually bores her with a little throat shoving that makes for some discomfort. She has enough natural class to rise above it which ruins the premise. This scene fails and is not worth the rental.

The only thing somewhat noteworthy in Oral Hygiene 3 is that Rob managed to find some dude that packs a monster cumshot. He is in a couple of scenes (not the one with Amber). Some other director should pick him up for a different BJ flick.

If you are in a mood to waste a few bucks you will feel much better if you send in some extra taxes to the government rather than do this Video.