Dashed Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  7/26/2004

Director : Chi Chi LaRue
Cast : Dasha, Taylor Hayes, Darla Crane, Shelbee Myne, Keri Windsor, Lola, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Cheyne Collins, Dale DaBone

DVD Extras : Unskippable ads, scene selection, positions room, bonus clips, gallery, behind the scenes, multi-angles on-off, weblink

5 Bonus Clips :
Dasha & Colt Steele in "Bankable"
Dasha & Julian in "Broken English"
Dasha & Chris Cannon in "Heaven's Revenge"
Dasha & Dillion Day in "Shy"
Shelbee Myne & Marc Davis in "Action Sports Sex 10"

Behing-The-Scenes extra: Utterly uninteresting, just the filming of the sex scenes. No interview, no fly-on-the-wall Dasha, no blooper, nothing.

Short Story : Dasha has visions (of the past ?) in her jail cell. More sexual shenanigans ensue inside the prison.

SCENE BREAKDOWN :

1) DASHA & DILLION DAY

Dillion lay sprawled on a bed in a dark room as Dasha gets off her chair and slowly climbs on him. She wears a leopard-print silk robe as Dillion puts a finger in her ass. Turn the moody synthetic music off, please. It doesn't match Dasha's squirting under Dillion's fingerwork. Quite impressive pool of woman lovejuice on his chest before the b/j has even begun. There's some homoerotic underwear fetish as Dasha sucks him thru his silk boxers, then it's off to more classic fellatio, knees-behing-the-ears pussy eating, spoon vaginal where Dasha's reasonable implants look really great, spoon anal and a facial. This scene started out with great foreplay but evolved too soon into more generic, unspontaneous sex.

2) DARLA CRANE, SHELBEE MYNE & DILLION DAY

In a filthy alley, Dillion rubs his crotch while Darla & Shelbee (sporting a bandana) indulge in some carpet-munching. More underwear fetish as the girls suck him thru his briefs, and pull it down to let Dillion slap it on their mouths. Darla grabs the dick between her breasts for some nice titty-tunnel. As the girls get down on each other, Dillion rubs his cock on Darla's leather boots. It's a really nasty, dirty threesome (for Vivid anyway), with double header, dick-slapping, pussy-swapping that ends in a facial and some brief double-dildo action. Thumbs up !

3) TAYLOR HAYES & LEE STONE

In her cell, Taylor plays solitary until a jock-strapped Lee comes in. Great shot of Taylor in the distance between Lee's muscled thighs in the front frame. Unfortunately, LaRue neither keeps up with the homo-erotic imagery nor simple pornographic heat, as both performers look really bored during the whole routine. I think it's the 1st time I've seen Taylor looking bored in a sex scene and that's not a good sign. It may have been one of her last movies for Vivid before she retired. Two of my favourite performers, and absolutely no passion or stroke value. B/J, mish & a doggy are the forgettable positions.

4) DASHA, DALE DABONE & CHEYNE COLLINS / KERI WINDSOR & LOLA

Those scenes are blended together; though the action takes place in 2 different rooms. On one side, prisoner Dasha (with a band-aid on her forehead) gets kinky with her guards, namely Cheyne Collins & Dale DaBone. LaRue wants it to look dirty & aggressive but it doesn't work. Neither Dasha nor Dale can pull that kind of scene. With Dasha reknowned for doing anal, it's unfortunate the threesome concentrates on more classical both-ends positions (mouth + pussy). A D/P would have been great. On the other side, prison guards Keri Windsor & Lola play their own kind of games in a GREAT g/g romp that's totally f****** up by LaRue's editing of both scenes together. If Vivid ever decides to edit back this scene into a single cohesive one, lesbian lovers will have to grab the comp. Keri is her usual enthusiastic self, raping and being raped by equally energetic brunette Lola, first using her talented mouth & hands, then with the help of a strap-on dildo. Hard lesbian sex without gonzo's over-the-top attitude. Good, good, good.

THE LOWDOWN : One and a half good scene (and a gorgeous boxcover) cannot possibly justify the rental of this movie, let alone its purchase. Though adventurous couples may appreciate the alley threesome, chances are if they're in need of hard-edged sex they'll be better served with any RLD "Ass in my Mouth, Not in my Cum" installment. Only hardcore Dasha fans will want to give this a try, but even then, there are much better Vivid DVDs out there featuring this classic beauty. Not to mention that the sight of Taylor looking bored during sex could plunge any smut fan into a life-long depression.